|Stardroid news reporters needed. Accept the invite to be a news reporter. DON'T TYPE LIES OR CHANGE WHAT HAS BEEN TYPED, ONLY ADD ONTO THE DESCRIPTION.| |Also don't change anything above this sentence. AND DON'T MOVE IT EITHER, MERCURY!!!|
|BREAKING NEWS: Mars and Mercury are starting a rebellion against Terra. The name of the squad is currently unknown, but the question is: Why are they the rebels?| ~Because~
|MORE BREAKING NEWS: Mercury is on |almost| every stardroid and robot master's kill lists, for he is rude. Even Yamato Man, who is the 2nd best robot master joining the stardroids, and has a big heart, Mercury called him an idiot, so he's on the kill list now. Search Man was called two-heads by Mercury, Mercury made fun of Jupiter because he broke his back doing the worm. The list goes on, but to sum it all up, Mercury is a jerk.|
BREAKING NEWS: Uranus has confirmed that he is in fact lazy! "I'd rather do nothing then fight |Actually not fighting is more of a responsible thing to do. Stop being a jerk.| DON'T TYPE LIES OR CHANGE WHAT HAS BEEN TYPED, ONLY ADD ONTO THE DESCRIPTION.| YOUR OWN RULES! AND YOU BROKE ONE OF THEM |It's not a lie. You are acting like a jerk, so stop.| no editing articles |I said don't change what's already been typed, just add on. And that's what I am doing.|
MORE BREAKING NEWS!
SATURN LOST HIS EYE AFTER NOT DEFEATING MEGAMAN! DESPITE THE FACT THAT VILLAINS NEVER WIN! |Dude the Saturn lost his eye thing is so over.| eh
BREAKING NEWS:
Mercury being genuinely being sorry for the shart he's pulled, however he is still not to be trusted with anything at all!
!HET!
|BREAKING NEWS! Saturn left us.|
Breaking news that broke the news but didn't really but the news was broken by the breaking news of yesterday but this is even more breaking news
|BREAKING NEWS: Dr. Wily is still the bad guy! I don't care that it's been said. It's so good it must be repeated.| noice reference
|BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING NEWS: Pluto is back.| YES! |Along with Saturn, who is now Impact Man!| |No one said yes?|
/BREAKING NEWS:
I removed the news spam!\ |Oh, so you BROKE the news!|
Breaking news: It's the spooky time
|BREAKING NEWS: I left you fools to join a pirate squad. It's been like that for four days and no one has noticed.|
|BREAKING NEWS: The squad wants to kill Terra. Nothing personal, but I would like my job, Terra.|
break
(Then just ask me. I can return your job)
|BREAKING NEWS: No one ever noticed when I said I returned to join you. I was mind-controlled by some Stardroid named Callisto. Luckily, Centaur Man actually cared enough to save me, Terra.|
|BREAKING NEWS: This studios dead
|BREAKING NEWS: Someone used my font to type that but I never typed that. I will destroy him.|