Welcome to the lair
Umm... you can help yourself to whatever is in the fridge (just don't open the freezer, that's where we keep the cats)
The fridge is also home to Kiddo, so avoid the bottom shelf (where most of the pickles and fish is)
Please knock on the sacrificial room door, if you hear screaming, wait five minutes then try again :)
The WiFi password is SATANFOREVER22 if you want to watch some Youtube
You can use the guest account on Netflix if you want.
Our only rule is no chanting backwards past 7:00pm because cult mum is a busy woman and needs her rest.
Thank you for following our rules
@_disastrousxgay_ - zuelia/she/19
@briarfall123 - Kahi/they/20
Enjoy your stay :)