Welcome, fruitcake, to the Pessimistic Fruitcake Club™ (trademark @Eulalie- 2019)
Here, all us fruitcakey pessimists unite!
PESSIMISTIC/FRUITCAKEISH QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Wait, why are all of us so happy if we are pessimistic?"
PESSIMISTIC/FRUITCAKEISH WORD OF THE WEEK:
Callie: WELL HELLO, MY ROYAL FRUITCAKE SUBJECTS!!!!!!
Eula: HAI THERE IMMA BE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT SOMETHING
Callie: OKAY ME TOO BUT IM GONNA BE ODDLY CHEERFUL ABOUT IT XD
Callie: Meanwhile @IntroducingW0ndr0us reads this and goes “Wow my friends are absolutely insane”
Eula: pfffft yeah
Callie: We should add a section for: thing to be pessimistic about of the week or something
Eula: Ooo yes good idea!
Eula: Nuuu Fruitcake
Callie: No u
Swooshie: yep I had that reaction
Swooshie: though most of my friends IRL and on Scratch are weird, including me, so I'm used to it.
Callie: I only have one irl friend, and she a girl from summer camp :P You guys are kinda my best friends now lol
Swooshie: aww yey *hug*
Eula: THE 'V' KEY ON MY CHROMEBOOK IS BREAKING AAA MY WHOLE COMPUTER IS DYING
Callie: MY IPAD PRO WONT LET ME DO LENNY FACES
Eula: awww *sadness*
Callie: Its so depressing. WHY LENNY, WHY?! WE USED TO BE FRIENDS ON MY MACBOOK!!!!
Swooshie: UMM I AM JUST PESSIMISTIC AND ANXIOUS IN GENERAL LOL
Callie: PEOPLE MAKE FANDOM OCS AND MAKE THEM RELATED TO CANON CHARACTERS AND GIVE THEM THE SAME LAST NAME AND CALL IT “ORIGINAL"
Eula: AFDSGDSDAFGF IKR??? IT"S KINDA ANNOYING
Swooshie: LOL XDDD
Callie: ITS THE WORST THING EVER ITS LIKE: YEAH YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO BE “SPECIAL”. GET CREATIVE PEOPLE
Callie: AND SOME PEOPLE ARE MAKING THINGS WEIRD. For example, “My OC is Harry Potter’s brother.” Um, aren’t his parents DEAD? So how does he have siblings? And he was like a newborn when they died. So, NOPE. And dont get me started on Hermione sibling OCs........
Callie: (And yes i like Harry Potter dont judge me pls)
Eula: lol I won't- Idk much about Harry Potter in general xD
Swooshie: HP YESYESYES No but seriously, JK Rowling wrote on pottermore.com (I think) that Hermione was supposed to have a sister :0 I was like whoa
ALSO HARRY SIBLINGS???! WHAT EVEN
Eula: All I learned about Harry Potter was this week at a camp where our instructor showed us the scene where Harry's mom sacrifices herself lol
Swooshie: Camp??? Was it to like teach you about ummm... Yeah I dunno why they would show you that lol
Callie: Yeah, picking THAT scene it particular is a little.... strange?
Eula: Yeah, maybe xP But hey, I learne
Pieces of Fruitcake:
Stay Odd-ish (Not the Pokémon)