~Unicorn Boots Cult~
We are an invite only, elite tribe of the species Gay. We worship various tribal spirits (we couldn't say ghosts because they aren't all dead).
~Ellen DeGeneres (leader)
~Ulysses (Useless) S. Grant
~Adrian the Disappointment
All please rise for the Gay national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0MT8SwNa_U