Welcome, volunteer. This is the last safe place for our members to share information about the Baudelaires and the secrets of our organization. Before the schism, we all shared the same secrets. There are too many villains in this world, volunteer. That is just the evil way of the world, I`m afraid.
Sincerely, xXWarriorClawXx, a secretive member of the V.F.D.
P.S. I managed to steal a sample of the Medusoid Mycelium with Lemony, I`m heading back to the ruins of Hotel Denouement. Meet you on Thursday!