Stopping rabid Sansgirls with a Gaster Call alone.
Throwing the Sugoi into a blazing bonfire.
OUR FIRST CRUSADE BEGINS NOW
THE SANSGIRLS MUST BE STOPPED
Members of the crusade:
READY TO RUMBLE
Theme song: Meme Circus
Also, Sans X Reader fanfictions caused Undyne's eye to be destroyed. That's why she wears an eyepatch. We have theories as to exactly what the devil-spawn fanfictions did, but Undyne refuses to talk about it. The world may never know exactly how.
"FIGHT ME. FIGHT ME! FIGHT MEEEEEEEE!!" -Sam, Tundletar,