Stopping rabid Sansgirls with a Gaster Call alone.

Throwing the Sugoi into a blazing bonfire.

OUR FIRST CRUSADE BEGINS NOW

THE SANSGIRLS MUST BE STOPPED

Members of the crusade:

MODS GASTER
MUFFET
AND ALPHYS

READY TO RUMBLE

Theme song: Meme Circus

Also, Sans X Reader fanfictions caused Undyne's eye to be destroyed. That's why she wears an eyepatch. We have theories as to exactly what the devil-spawn fanfictions did, but Undyne refuses to talk about it. The world may never know exactly how.

"FIGHT ME. FIGHT ME! FIGHT MEEEEEEEE!!" -Sam, Tundletar,
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