Dear (obsessive) Sansgirls(who in which we refer to as a group),
please stop obsessing over a skeleton, sans is not really that gr8.
@DerpyDiamondCat [mod gaster]
@PibsCatCola [mod muffet]
Here's your logic™ by mod gaster
1. Megalovania was from Earthbound, then from Homestuck. Undertale is the 3rd, and Megalovania is not purely Undertale. It is not "sans's theme" it is also Vriska's theme, Aradia's theme, Doctor Andonauts's theme, and more. It is not a song meant to portray sans only, but rather a really good song that portrays other (and may i say better) characters.
2. Undyne is brave,honorable, and cool. Papyrus is kind, a cinnamon roll, and awesome. Alphys is realistic, smart, and helpful. All these characters and more get so little recognition in the face of ~sans-san the skeleton desu~ but in reality, Undyne gives just as hard of a battle (plus glowy eye), Alphys cares just as much about her friends, and PAPYRUS IS A SKELETON TOO.
3.He does not absolutely care about you completely in a positive way. He threatens to kill you in the Neutral/pacifist run and you probably didn't even hurt anyone.
4.He is unrealistically portrayed in the fandom as a sweet loving skeleton with an obvious super-cool side and is secretly depressed and also super kawaii!!
Just like every Mary-Sue.
5. ♪♫♬Sans the skeleton is not real, you will never be his wife.♬♫♪
6. (added by mod Alphys)
For everyone drawing fanart of Sans doing *ahem* things,
A. Skeletons don't have tongues. Basic anatomy. B. Sans isn't the kind of person who would want to look hot or attractive, you have Mettaton for that. C. He's too lazy to do anything, including putting effort into being attractive. So basically you're drawing a very OOC Sans.
7. (added by mod Muffet)
Sans has no realistic character traits at all. He's overpowered and it could be argued his design was the most effortless. I mean, he's a skeleton who can magically blink. Skeletons don't have eye lids. His personality is faker than artificial cheese. Seriously. He's 1. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND POURFULLLL O NO!!1!!1!ONE! 2. 'Funny,' and pulls a lot of pranks. A character that is powerful would normally fit that serious sort of theme, unlike Sans, who is not at all serious about anything and extraordinarily lazy. 3. He's 'kind.' Guys. No. Obviously, he has too much going on, and does not follow any basic theme, unlike every other character.