The story of snek starts with a fangirl. A fangirl who happened to be looking at Free Iwatobi swim club memes, and stumbled across the meme of all memes.
The girl, in a fit of maniacal shipping, showed this to her friend, @xamili. Some some happened, and the girl, @JuviKoku was made King snek. Yes she's a girl, details don't matter. Later, while in after school, @xamili and @JuviKoku were talking about the wonders of snek. Their other friend, @flamestarmixels, inquired about the concept of snek. They taught their friend of snek, and she was immediately fascinated by snek. So she told her other companion to say snek. The mysterious companion asked why was she saying snek, and @JuviKoku replied "Uh, once you say it your um in the snek cult. Like, for life." Thus started the snek revolution, in which the followers of snek increased their numbers by 21 by the time they were picked up from school. The girl, @JuviKoku, realized that with this power, snek could conquer the world! And the snek fandom was born...
Oh wow um
I sound so smart
Dang I'm good at this XD
WELCOME FELLOW SNEKS
I am snek sama, goddess of the sneks. This is ma cult, the snek fandom. Rules are, once you have spoken or typed the word snek, you have officially joined the fandom. For life. Your job is to make other people say snek, and recruit more members. Or you can be a butt and do nothing. But if you do nothing, you can't advance ranks within the fandom! That's right, raaaanks! X3
Rank 1: snek (what you are now)
Rank 2: snek chan (even if you're a boy you are snek chan)
Rank 3: snek chan san (lol Free reference)
Rank 4: snekdere (no comment)
Rank 5: snek senpai (if you are good friend, you can upgrade too... SUPREME SNEK SENPAI)
Rank 6: snek sama (sorry folks, moi only)
UGH OH MY GAWD SO MUCH WORDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
@JuviKoku: snek sama
@xamili: supreme snek senpai
@Flamestarmixels: supreme snek senpai
@SilverLion369: snek chan
YES THERE'S MORE I CANT BELIEVE IT EITHER
When you recruit 6 sneks, you go up a rank :D
When you have recruited 6, tell me and include their names. If you get to snek senpai, you get a follow from moi and other snek senpais and a project just for you maybe. Maaaaaybeeeee.
Put your title on your profile page :D wear it loud, wear it proud.
OKAY folks, I'm finally done. If you actually read this, THANK YOU I LOVE YOU ALL OF THIS IS FOR YOU.
Bai now ;3