(PLEASE don't add any projects!!! At all! Do not ignore this notice!)
BJ: Hi friend! I'm a Bumblebee Jasper, but you can call me Bumblebee or BJ.
Sunshine: I'm a Lapis Lazuli, but you can call me Sunshine. We accidentally came across this earth web sight (is that what they're called?) on one of the hologram screens. I'm not quite sure how we were able to access human web sights, but we're making the most of it.
BJ: I'm just excited to make Earth friends! This is so interesting!
Sunshine: Many of you humans like to make these centers where people can ask you questions or ask you to do something wild, and it seemed like a fun idea, so we're trying it!
BJ: Ask us anything! Dare us to do anything! As long as it fits the rules, we'll do it!
Me, the fourth wall breaker: These questions and dares can also be romantic (if you actually ship these two yet), but just don't venture into... that territory. Kisses are fine tho.
Sunshine: Wait, what?! *nervous laugh*
BJ: As I said, I'll do anything.
Me, the Legendary Breaker of the Fourth Wall: Go ahead and ask or dare these cinnamon rolls!