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Welcome, welcome to the brotherhood/sisterhood/cult or whatever of something we're still coming up with a name
Join us, a secret society of 31337 scratchers founded by a not 31337 scratcher.
Thumbnail chosen so that nobody enters our mom's basem- I MEAN LAIR
whenever you click on this pretend that ur wearing a secret cult hood robe
"we're sacrificing you to the scratch team."
"What is Illuminati"
"BRO I CAN'T DIE I AM HALF GOD!!"
"but I can't eat it"-
"( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡- ) oh man I blinked"
"Oh come on. I know you can't resist bagel bites."
In partial memory of egofawful
300 BCE - 2014.
Your death was not in vein