TASTING THE NINTENDO SWITCH CARD
IF THIS RECEIVES MORE THAN 50 LOVE-ITS, I'LL TASTE MY MK8DX CARD AND POST MY EXPERIENCE HERE! (forget about that now, read my edit)
EDIT: Today, I let my tongue touch my Mario Kart 8 Deluxe card and that bitter taste was REPULSIVE. I immediately pulled the card away. It could still feel the taste for like 20 seconds. Now I'm eating a Popsicle to ward that poison (it's actually non-toxic) off. It was the worst taste I've ever experienced in my whole entire life.
Don't put the Nintendo Switch game card in your mouth.
Or else you'll wish you have eaten a Bean Boozled jelly bean or food on Fear Factor instead.
You won't like the taste.
If you're gonna tell me to not place on the back of the tongue, then I'll have to tell you that the tongue map is a myth. All parts of the tongue can detect all tastes.
(Well, the taste should be normal to those who are trying to eradicate their nail biting habits.)
Mythical and Queen (the polar bear) belong to me
Sonic Forces belongs to SEGA
Nintendo Switch belongs to Nintendo (duh)
Music at beginning is "Carousel" from iMovie
Music when Mythical is about to put a card in her mouth is "Redline" by Acoustitracks
Gulp sound effect is from the Scratch Sound Library
Vomit sound effect is from Soundbible
Music in the classic ending is "Fist Bump" from Sonic Forces