Funny Siri/S-Voice Conversations!

berberberber

The old cleverbot thread didn't get closed, so i assume this one won't either, becuase its kinda similar.

Anyway, post your funny, weird, or strange computerized conversions here!

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Don't you have anything better to do?

3DSfan12345

Last edited by 3DSfan12345 (June 25, 2013 12:54:50)

LeDerpy123

3DSfan12345 wrote:
You're all so lucky.
I have a dumbphone that lacks Siri or S Voice.

You're all so lucky.
I don't have a phone of any kind. Just a landline.

haxcharsol

“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
“SpongeBob Squarepants.”
True story.

jji7skyline

I have an android tablet… that lacks a microphone

banana500

LeDerpy123 wrote:
3DSfan12345 wrote:
You're all so lucky.
I have a dumbphone that lacks Siri or S Voice.
You're all so lucky.
I don't have a phone of any kind. Just a landline.

Let's share in our misery.

Suspenders101

3DSfan12345 wrote:
You're all so lucky.
I have a dumbphone that lacks Siri or S Voice.

I don;t quite think you want it. I dont like siri. i used my friend apple product and said “call Dad” and it said "Caling uncle "
I dont think the genious button is even good, but the fails are entertaining.

Waffle27

I don't have a Siri voice on my phone, but my friend's cousin does and when he asked it “Siri, Will you marry me?” it gave him a list of Wedding dress shops. Close enough but it was still funny

SomeNights-

o3o
yeah it's really late
well really early
-yawn-
can't sleep
too much on my mind

Last edited by SomeNights- (June 26, 2013 05:34:47)

terminator68

I don't remember vividly, but when Siri first came out, this happened:

Me: “I love you Siri”

Siri: “You'd better not love any other smartphones!”

It was some time ago, but I am pretty sure that's what it replied. Too bad I do like other smartphones :O!

Last edited by terminator68 (June 26, 2013 16:30:51)

LeDerpy123

There actually used to be a few funny ones on Siri a while ago but they took them away because they were actually too inappropriate/insulting.

epicepicman

Ask her “Tell me the story” a couple times and prepare to be amazed.

3DSfan12345

Last edited by 3DSfan12345 (June 27, 2013 12:41:22)

Waffle27

3DSfan12345 wrote:
Suspenders101 wrote:
3DSfan12345 wrote:
You're all so lucky.
I have a dumbphone that lacks Siri or S Voice.
I don;t quite think you want it. I dont like siri. i used my friend apple product and said “call Dad” and it said "Caling uncle "
I dont think the genious button is even good, but the fails are entertaining.
My phone doesn't have apps, doesn't have a good web browser, has a really small screen that isn't a Retina Display, only has 4 games, and only one is good, is a hand-me-down from my dad, takes 5 minutes for the messages to load, and makes me wish I were using a smartphone.
So I do want a smartphone.

Your phone sounds exactly like mine, but mine has no games. It does have unlimited texting though!

kingdragon

LeDerpy123 wrote:
3DSfan12345 wrote:
You're all so lucky.
I have a dumbphone that lacks Siri or S Voice.
You're all so lucky.
I don't have a phone of any kind. Just a landline.

You're all so lucky.
My phone line connects directly to a graveyard, and in result the spirits of the dead are always interrupting my conversations. And so that means whenever I'm on it talking to someone I always hear the same things, their trying to tell me about some “warning” that I forgot. So inconvenient!

ImagineIt

3DSfan12345 wrote:
Waffle27 wrote:
3DSfan12345 wrote:
Suspenders101 wrote:
3DSfan12345 wrote:
You're all so lucky.
I have a dumbphone that lacks Siri or S Voice.
I don;t quite think you want it. I dont like siri. i used my friend apple product and said “call Dad” and it said "Caling uncle "
I dont think the genious button is even good, but the fails are entertaining.
My phone doesn't have apps, doesn't have a good web browser, has a really small screen that isn't a Retina Display, only has 4 games, and only one is good, is a hand-me-down from my dad, takes 5 minutes for the messages to load, and makes me wish I were using a smartphone.
So I do want a smartphone.
Your phone sounds exactly like mine, but mine has no games. It does have unlimited texting though!
I also have unlimited texting, but I only text one person.

I''l give you my galaxy…

I don't even use it…

CN12

I don't even have a phone…so yeah

but I like listening to stupid responses from Siri!

LeDerpy123

CN12 wrote:
I don't even have a phone…so yeah

Me too. And I'm going into high school with no phone or iPod or tablet or laptop or anything. Sumthin' wrong with that picture.
To stay on topic,
You: Tell me a joke.
Siri: Your contact list.

Last edited by LeDerpy123 (June 29, 2013 20:04:49)

PikachuXionLover

I want Siri now.

SomeNights-

yeah

Last edited by SomeNights- (July 1, 2013 02:40:28)

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