word war - March 24, 2025
5 minutes

prompt ~ “do you… really want to touch that?” - reese

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“no, of course not silly”
“then why…”
“because I have to. I am the knight of this place, after all. it's my duty to protect our kingdom from -”
“dead raccoons? covered in slimy who knows what?”
“yeh! I gotta clean up the place. um… man its too bad latex gloves aren't invented yet.”
“WAHT are you talking about”
“well in like 800 years or something there will be this thing called plastic, and it can be hard or soft, strong or maleable-”
“what's maleable-?”
“it means you can bend it and shape it into other shapes. like dough.”
“oh okay continue”
“strong or maleable, thin or thick, and it lasts basically forever. so they made gloves out of it. doctors use them.”
“oh okay”
“anyways. do you have any… other kinds of gloves? like literally any kind at all will do. you see my full armor did not come with gloves.” the knight adjusted his helmet and showed his friend how he had metal covering every inch of his body except for his fingers. “I mean seriously what is wrong with these armor designers?”
“fine i'll get you some gloves” his friend ran off and the knight stared at the dead raccoon hoping he really wouldn't have to touch that but thinking his friend probably wouldn't be able to find any gloves and he would have

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daily - March 25, 2025
create a holiday

International Wheels Day!! On October 3, starting this year!

In this new, modern holiday, celebrate one of the oldest and most important inventions - the wheel! Whether you're rollerblading, go-karting, or riding your bike, participate by using wheels all day. No walking allowed! Everybody must wear skates or those wheely shoes, or ride on a skateboard, bicycle, hoverboard, scooter, motorcycle, etc, or drive a golf cart, car, truck, go-kart, etc. No matter what, your feet can't touch the ground and you must use wheels all day.

International Wheels Day is available to anyone and everyone, with stores selling their wheeled vehicles/shoes/boards/other at the discounted price of 50% off and countries all around the world joining in on the fun!

Of course, school will still be in session and work will still take place - we have to learn and make money somehow! But everybody will get to go home early. While you are there, obviously, there are some rules: you can't use cars indoors, so you've got to have some other form of wheels like skates, which are the most convenient and safe. Depending on your school or work, you may have different options available and different limitations. But you can still celebrate however you want at home! There are just some safety restrictions inside public buildings.

I repeat, no cars, trucks, vans, buses, airplanes, or any other motorized vehicle larger than whatever size you are allowed to have indoors. However, you may take your car inside at home.

Another point is, while you are on your wheels all day, there is a high chance of injuries, collisions, and other incidents. Participate in this holiday at your own risk, but it is illegal not to have wheels all day. The possibility of injury or death is a personal responsibility and the creators of International Wheels Day have no liability towards these accidents. Everybody participating must sign a waiver stating they will not sue before joining in on the celebrations, but you must remember it is a legal requirement to participate else you will either have a life sentence in jail, be banished from all nations and civilizations, or endure public humiliation for the rest of your days on this planet. No, there is no loophole for astronauts, it is just a saying so that I don't repeat the word life twice in a sentence.

So hop on down to the wheels store and buy some skates/vehicles/boards/other and partake in this insanely fun holiday, and don't kill anyone!

Here is the aesthetic set for this brand new, amazing festival of wheels.



word count: 434

silly chaotic writing

Lauryne wrote words on a paper. She erased them. She wrote more words. And erased those too. This repeated many, many times as Jess sat next to her best friend, working on an intricate shawl, until lauryne’s eraser got too small and she could not erase anymore, so she simply crossed the crooked letters out. As this point she had given up on good penmanship. Soon enough the pencil’s tip became dull yet again, and the pencil itself was far too short to be sharpened again. Lauryne tried, but the end did not reach the sharpening part of the sharpener, and she didn’t dare stick it in until it did–she wouldn’t be able to get it out. She threw it on the ground of her messy bedroom and leaned over until she could reach her desk. Lauryne picked up the nearest pen–a beautiful beetle green shade–and began to write more words.
Finally, jess couldn’t stand it anymore.
“Lauryne! What are you writing on that paper?” she cried, for her friend had also been hiding the words as she furiously scribbled them down and scratched them out.
“Nothing! Everything! It isn’t important!” Lauryne replied. There was a hint of insane in her voice.
“You can tell me,” Jess said gently.
“No I CANT”
“Why NOT”
“beCAUSE”
“beCAUSE WHY”
“hEY yOU bROKE tHE RhYTHMy rHYMY hCAIN” LAURYNE YELLED “I MEAN cHAIN SORRY THAT WAS A TYPO”
“UMMM YOU CAN’T HAVE TYPOS WHEN YOU’RE TALKING”
“YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TYPO IS”
“YES i DO, IT’S WHEN–”
“YOU IVE UNERJI A ROCK! yOU HAVE NOcluE WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN Yyour world YOU THINK that iT’S 1952 OUT THERE BUT IT’S Not! IT’S ACTALLY THE 90SSSSSS YUP THAT’S RIGHT AND IN THE 90SSSSSS WE HAVE TYPOSE BUT IN THE 1952SSSSS WE DONT1!!!”
“HOW would you KNOW UOUVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THE 1952”
“YEAH BUT I HEARD IT FROM YOU OLD GRANDMA”
“I’M TWO YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!!!!”
“DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?”
“LAURYNE WHAT IS GOING ON heRE ExAcTLY??”
“I TOLD YOU IT’S NT MUCH ITS JKUST THAT YOU’RE KIND OF TURNING–OOSP ISAID TOO MAUCH REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID THAT OOH JUST LIKE HAGRDI FROM HARRY POTER DID YOU EVER EREAD THAT WHAIT I FORGOT IN THE 1952S THERE ARE NO HARRYP OTER OR HAGRID”
“JOKES ON YOU ITS ACTALLY THE 2020S AND ALSO HARYR POTTTER WASN’T EVEN RELEASED UNTIL THE LATEEEE 90S SO ERM WRONGGG”
“SO ERM ONCE AGAIN DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE”
“PLUS BACK ON TOPIC YOU SAID IM TURNING–AND THEN SAID YOU SAID TOO MUCH WHICH MEANS YOU’RE PLANNING AB IRTHDAY PARTY AWWW YOU’RE SO SWEET I LOVE YOU I MNEA AS A BESTIE OF COURSE BUT STILLLLLL OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU’RE THE BEST FRIEND I COULD EVER ASK FOR EEEEE”
“AHHHAHAHAAH”
“HEHEHANHEAHA”
“WE’RE INSANE!!!!!!”
“I KNOWWWW”
“WE STILL DIN’T FIGURE OUT HOW THERE CAN BE TYPOES IN OUR TALKING”
“DO WE LOOK LIKE WE CARE??? NO!!!!” THEY BOTH FINISHED TOGETHER. THE END *BOWS*


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