SCC Joke Submissions!

CollabSCC

OK so SCC is this cool Studio that @Letsgopitt and a few other Scratchers started to tell some great jokes to the Scratch Community. However, WE DON NOT KNOW EVERY JOKE IN THE WORLD! So, naturally, we need jokes from you! We will use our jokes in a Community Jokes projects, or In comdey acts. WE WILL GIVE YOU CREDIT! Also, if we don't get too many jokes to devote a whole project to them, we might even put a link to your account in our project! That means your favorite joke will be displayed to the world, and FREE PUBLICITY! I, honestly, don't see where you can go wrong.

So, you're wondering how do I submit a joke to SCC?
Here's how:
-Tell us in the comments of our projects!
-Tell us in the comments of our studio!
-Tell us in this forum post!
-Or in the comments for this account, CollabSCC!

Submit today, be famous tomorrow!

Check us out at SCC, Scratch Cat Comedy!
Submit a joke!
Want to be featured in the studio? Join the SCC Comic Gold Club!
Send in a comedy performed by the Scratch Cat! It might be put in our studio!

powercon5

What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium
and you can't curium
then you might as well barium

Witty signature.

TechnoDriveX

Roses are red. Violets are red. The sky is red. The earth is red. The sun is red. The ocean is red. I am color blind.

@ShadowFlareX
test account.
I said I wouldn't make good art here, but I… I lied.

shoresbeep

How about this:

A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
He said, “Call for backup.”

CollabSCC

Wow, thanks so so much! I better go start a project for these… you guys rock!

Check us out at SCC, Scratch Cat Comedy!
Submit a joke!
Want to be featured in the studio? Join the SCC Comic Gold Club!
Send in a comedy performed by the Scratch Cat! It might be put in our studio!

shoresbeep

Thanks!

GCGCGC

I was going to make a joke about sodium and hydrogen…
…but NaH.

Joined scratch in March 2013, forgot about it completely for nearly a year, came back and started being active (kinda) in April 2014.
GCGCGC / -Polaris- (alt)
http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/27917878/ (Boss Battle!)
http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/25293585/ (A platformer)
http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/21934843/ (Bullet hell challenge!)
http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/16363731/ (Fancy diagram generator

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mushroombubbles

I have Millions, but here are a few:

Q:When you go into a restroom, you're Italian
When you come back out, you're Swiss
What are you in the bathroom?

A: European (say it yourapeein)

Q: What do you call a mad monkey?

A: Furious George

Q: What is the most Common Crime that happens to coffee?

A: It gets mugged.
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“Bound to generate laughs”

Last edited by mushroombubbles (Dec. 7, 2014 22:12:33)

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MegaApuTurkUltra

I'm going to make a calculus joke that no one's going to understand lel:

A differential operator met another function and said “Get out of my way or I'll differentiate you until you're zero!”
The function replied “Try it. I'm e^x”
The operator goes “Too bad I'm d/dy…”

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CollabSCC

Yeah, I don't get the calc joke… it'll still be featured though.

We have about six joke… if we could get like four more we would be ready to go!

Check us out at SCC, Scratch Cat Comedy!
Submit a joke!
Want to be featured in the studio? Join the SCC Comic Gold Club!
Send in a comedy performed by the Scratch Cat! It might be put in our studio!

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