Obfuscated Code Contest!

theonlygusti

I'm making a competition you can enter.

To do it, use what ever programming language you want, and print

"Just Another #{nameOfLanguage} Hacker, "

^^ wanted to use swift interpolation, but bbcode doesn't support swift apparently.

If you can, try to obfuscate your code and make it as cool as possible.

Of course, you can submit examples in esoteric languages (good luck with malbolge), but I think it might make it a bit too easy, so I'm still debating whether an esoteric submission can win.

This isn't a real competition, just ongoing, and I think there'll be different winners at different stages: try to make your code as creative, amazing and unreadable as possible!

I thought I'd kick us off:

Scratch:

when gf clicked
say [Just Another Scratch Hacker, ]

^^ I haven't been able to neatly obfuscate this, good luck :)

C:

main(){int j,u[23]={0};while(!u[19]){while(u[j=rand()%23]++);putchar("uatChks rteJ r hon,\neca"[j]);}}

Of course, this competition was created for fun, so have fun coming up with your own solutions!

Last edited by theonlygusti (Dec. 4, 2014 17:31:38)

ChocolatePi

C++

#include <iostream>
#include <vector>

using namespace std; int main(int nNArg, const char** argv){vector<string> vect;string* string1 = "just";string* string2 = "another";string* string3 = "c++";string* string4 = "hacker";vect.push_back(*string1);vect.push_back(*string2);vect.push_back(*string3);vect.push_back(*string4);for (int obscure = 0; i > 4; i++){cout << "\r\n" << vect[i];}}

Last edited by ChocolatePi (Dec. 4, 2014 17:45:56)

theonlygusti

ChocolatePi wrote:

C++

#include <iostream>
#include <vector>

using namespace std; int main(int nNArg, const char** argv){vector<string> vect;string* string1 = "just";string* string2 = "another";string* string3 = "c++";string* string4 = "hacker";vect.push_back(*string1);vect.push_back(*string2);vect.push_back(*string3);vect.push_back(*string4);for (int obscure = 0; i > 4; i++){cout << "\r\n" << vect[i];}}

Yay! First entry!

However, it won't compile for me…

ChocolatePi

theonlygusti wrote:

ChocolatePi wrote:

C++

#include <iostream>
#include <vector>

using namespace std; int main(int nNArg, const char** argv){vector<string> vect;string* string1 = "just";string* string2 = "another";string* string3 = "c++";string* string4 = "hacker";vect.push_back(*string1);vect.push_back(*string2);vect.push_back(*string3);vect.push_back(*string4);for (int obscure = 0; i > 4; i++){cout << "\r\n" << vect[i];}}

Yay! First entry!

However, it won't compile for me…

What do the errors say? I could probably fix it. It's probably syntax.

theonlygusti

ChocolatePi wrote:
theonlygusti wrote:
ChocolatePi wrote:
C++
#include <iostream>
#include <vector>

using namespace std; int main(int nNArg, const char** argv){vector<string> vect;string* string1 = "just";string* string2 = "another";string* string3 = "c++";string* string4 = "hacker";vect.push_back(*string1);vect.push_back(*string2);vect.push_back(*string3);vect.push_back(*string4);for (int obscure = 0; i > 4; i++){cout << "\r\n" << vect[i];}}
Yay! First entry!

However, it won't compile for me…
What do the errors say? I could probably fix it. It's probably syntax.

Which C++ are you using? 11?

ChocolatePi

yes, where you don't need to #include <string>.

technoboy10

http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/37720964/

nXIII

Here's my entry (written in JavaScript; should work both in browsers and in node).

try {
try {
try {
  JSON.parse({});
} catch (e) {
  throw (({} + !{} + e).slice(0, 33) + [{}][{}]).toLowerCase();
}
} catch (f) {
  try {
  try {
    throw [btoa];
  } catch (_) {
    try {
    try {
      var a = _.pop();
    } catch (a) {
      throw function(_) {return new Buffer(_, 'binary').toString('base64')}
    } throw a;
    } catch (b) {
      throw b;
    }
  }
  } catch (g) {
    throw [f, g];
  }
}
} catch (b) {
  var a = b.shift();
  b = b.pop();
  var l = 'constructor';
  var k = 22;
  [l][l][l][l][l]([a[12], a[1], a[22], a[a.charCodeAt(15) - 2 * a.length], a[8], a[17], a[26], [a.charCodeAt(0)/2 + {}][0][2], a[1 + a[1].charCodeAt(0).toString(14)[0]], a[1], b(a[27])[1], ([l][l]+[l][l])[14], JSON.stringify(JSON.stringify([0])[0])[0], b(b(b(b(a[14]))))[10], a[(a.charCodeAt(0) & a.charCodeAt(2)) / 2], a[20], a[parseInt(b(b(b(a[14])[0])), 36) >> 27], a[7], b(a[17])[1], a[k--], a[parseInt(parseInt(a[2], 36), 7)], a[529 * a.charCodeAt(k).toString(15) - 874 * a.charCodeAt(k--).toString(28)], b(b(b(b(a[k--])[0])))[2], a[k--], a[(k--).toString(5)[0] + (a.charCodeAt(k) >> k)], a[[[] + [k--]][0][1]], b(b(b(a[31])))[2], b(b(b(parseInt(a[16], 16) + {})))[3], a[+(k++ + {})[1] + 1], b(a[k++] + a[k])[1], a[parseInt(a[1], 36)], b(a[k++])[0], b(b(b(b(a[k--]))))[5], a[a[k--].charCodeAt(0).toString(3)[3] + 6], a[b(a[k])[2].charCodeAt(0) >> 1], [[,,] + {}][0][0], a[7], JSON.stringify(a)[0], ([l][l][l]+[])[18]][a[10] + a[1] + a[38] + a[34]]([]))();
}

I might make a more interesting/harder one when I have more time.

ChocolatePi

That's not interesting and hard ?

EDIT: It works in my JS console, so great!

Last edited by ChocolatePi (Dec. 5, 2014 15:09:58)

__init__

Python:

import sys,string;thing=sys;thing2=thing.stdout;otherthing=thing2.write;thing3=string;thing4=thing3.maketrans;thing5="abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ";thing6="zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbaZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA";thing7=thing4(thing5,thing6);thing8="Qfhg Zmlgsvi Kbgslm Szxpvi, ";thing9=thing8.translate;thing10=thing9(thing7);thing11="lgsvigsrmt(gsrmt10)";thing12=thing11.translate;thing13=thing12(thing7);exec(thing13);

I know, I suck at this.

theonlygusti

__init__ wrote:

Python:

import sys,string;thing=sys;thing2=thing.stdout;otherthing=thing2.write;thing3=string;thing4=thing3.maketrans;thing5="abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ";thing6="zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbaZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA";thing7=thing4(thing5,thing6);thing8="Qfhg Zmlgsvi Kbgslm Szxpvi, ";thing9=thing8.translate;thing10=thing9(thing7);thing11="lgsvigsrmt(gsrmt10)";thing12=thing11.translate;thing13=thing12(thing7);exec(thing13);

I know, I suck at this.

Wow! Very cool, here's my python one:

print("".join([chr(x)for x in[(x-2)for x in[ord(x)for x in'".tgmecJ"pqjv{R"tgjvqpC"vuwL']]])[::-1])

Your's is much more obfuscated!

MegaApuTurkUltra

__init__ wrote:

Python:

import sys,string;thing=sys;thing2=thing.stdout;otherthing=thing2.write;thing3=string;thing4=thing3.maketrans;thing5="abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ";thing6="zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbaZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA";thing7=thing4(thing5,thing6);thing8="Qfhg Zmlgsvi Kbgslm Szxpvi, ";thing9=thing8.translate;thing10=thing9(thing7);thing11="lgsvigsrmt(gsrmt10)";thing12=thing11.translate;thing13=thing12(thing7);exec(thing13);

I know, I suck at this.

__init__ wrote:
List of cool people >>>

Wow I didn't even think about hacking myself onto the followers list. I gotta do that at some point

I need to get something like fiddler on my android. Waiting until I get on the computer takes too long…
And don't worry, my obfuscation is worse than yours XD. I say @nXIII's is the best so far

Last edited by MegaApuTurkUltra (Dec. 5, 2014 16:47:54)

nXIII

ChocolatePi wrote:
That's not interesting and hard?

The first part is interesting, I think. The second part isn't especially difficult to figure out once you notice the pattern. It would be hard to predict the output, though, if it weren't described in the topic post.

MegaApuTurkUltra

Can I submit again? My first submission was made entirely on the iPad. Now that I have a full QWERTY keyboard at my disposal, I have made a second entry.

_="_=\"_=\\\'#(var a=atob,b=JSON.parse,d=\\\"ZXJ4cG5VIGdjdkZpV3ViYU5maA==\\\",e=[],f=10;f--;)e.push(9-f);var g=b(\\\"[\\\"+a(\\\"MC4zLjEwLjQuMTEuNC4xMi42LjAuMS4xMy43\\\").split(\\\".\\\").join(\\\",\\\")+\\\"]\\\");#(x in g)e.push(g[x]);#(f=3;f--;)e.push(16-f);p4=[6,7,7,8,2];#(f=3;f--;)p4[f+2]=10+p4[f+2];var h=b(\\\"[\\\"+p4.join(\\\",\\\")+\\\"]\\\");#(y in h)e.push(h[y]);#(var k=e.length,d=%(l){return l.replace(\/[a-zA-Z]\/g,%(c){return String.fromC*((\\\"Z\\\">=c?90:122)>=(c=c.c*At(0)+13)?c:c-26)})}(a(d)).split(\\\"\\\");k--;)e[k]=d[e[k]];console.log(e.reverse().join(\\\"\\\"));*harCode\\\';_=_.split(\\\"*\\\"),__=_.pop();eval(_.join(__));%function\";_=_.split(\"%\"),__=_.pop();eval(_.join(__));#for";_=_.split("#");__=_.pop();eval(_.join(__));

JSFiddle
I feel like since this is almost all a string, it would be easy to shape into some ascii art. I'll try that later

Here's another (slightly cheating) one I came up with

// ̡̤̩̖̪̪̻̀͜͢o͔̮̗̹͕͇͇̮̯̙̥̟͇͇͈̺̤̕͢͟b̶̤͈̲̬̹͎̱̩̬̭̺̭̯̫͔̜̝̞̼̕͟b̺̟̯̻̮̀̕b̯̯̠͇̮̼͠b͏̫̘̺̙̤͕̜̙͡b̬͖̘͍̣̖̜̭͝b͏̡̡̟̯̥͔͇̱̳̮̼̭̙̗̥̰b̤͇̳̫̻͉̞̲̰̬̠̰́͜b̷̶͠͠͏̳͙͙͉͈͓̻̯b͓̭͔̗͍͖̣̘̘̩̘̤̘̮̥͙̲͙̀͜ḅ̵̨͙̥̝͙̤͎̝̰̳͓̝̭̞͖͎̠̭b̡͉̤̘̜̠̺̲̯̲̞̪̼̠̰͍͉̰̗̹͠b̕҉̡̳͚̮͍͎̲̕b̴̧̘͖̬̼͎͈̜͖̥̘͈̝̰̗b̧̞̙̪͔̥͍̝̬̭̭͉͈̜͎̰͍͖͍͉͢ḅ̘̺̺͖̣̰̻̕͡b̵̸̭͈̟̘͇́̀b̹̥͍̟͈̱̹͙̕͝b̴̛̰̝̩̺͎̳̮̘̦̙̺͈̳̩͕̘̳ͅb̷̹͇̹̹̳̯͈̖͉͓̼̼̲͍͜͢b̵̶̴͖̟̪̹́͞b̸҉͝͏͇͔̗̣̝b̵̶̨͕̗̱̳̳͔̤̞̻̺̞͇̕b̴͎̗̲̼̦̖̠̙̜̜̬̲̥̣f̛͚̬̙̯̫̼͡͠ụ̸̵̹̜͙̰̳͜͝ś̖͙̦̬̣͖͔̱͍̪̺͚̞̫̣͍̫̮ç̶͢͏̜͚̪̫̲̯̳̲̜̣͖͎̘̱̝͓̫ạ̵̧̡̗̖̹̖̭̹͍͖̠̳͉̬́͟ͅͅt̷̛̻̘̫̗̟͍̲̣͝ơ͜͠͡͏̱̠͇͇̫̼͕̥̤̰͕̞͓̭r̵̡̭̥̳̝̖̮̥͢r̨̼͓͖̣͉͖̞͔̪ͅŗ̦͉͚̳͚̥̹͔̼̹̘̘͜͞ͅr̛̭̯̣̭̕r̵̹̪͎̞̘͉͍̖̩̥̣̭̫̬͝ŕ̬̗̯͍͙̖̠̯̫͟r̷̡̧͈̳̫̩̖̳̲̖̲̟r̵̯̭͖̻̳̤͇̬̕͟͝r̝͉̘̱͕͙͎͇͍̞̦͔͉̲͟͢͜
// s̨̢̞̺̭̯͖̝̤͎̰̤̻̥͖̱̖̋̄̄͆ͭ͒ͫ́w̟̘̯̳͚͖̦̳̮̙͈̃͋̒̆͠͞a̛͓̫͚̣̱̣̙͔̬̻̺͉͈͇̥̜̦̿ͤ͒ͩ̈́ͯ̕͝g̵̤̠̝̝͔̺̰ͮͨ̊ͩͭͤ́̚ͅgͫ̈̾̒́̆̓̌̊͘҉̶̨͓̣͍̬̠̖ͅĝ̸̫̪̥̱͈̰̬̤̜̱̞̘̝̟̰͙̱͗̔͌ͨ̀͒͆̇̇̿̾ͮ̀͡ģ̵̷͖̱̮͙̤͙͖͈͈͚͓̼͍̰̎̓̉̀ͭ̈́̐̿͢g̷̩͚̮̞̦͎̳͈̼̣͈ͧͫ͆ͯ̓̎͊͐̂̽̐ͧͯ͢ͅg̶̗͕̞̮̭͕̦̳͎̺̜̠̬̦͉̫̳͓͉ͣ̅ͤͦ̈̌̿̾̾ͣ̈ͤ́̏̑͠g̵ͨ̒͒̈́ͨ͌͊̈̽̓ͣͯ͆̄̽̈̀͏͔̞̩͔̘̙͇͎͈͖͠g̶̛̱̤͇̓͆ͪ̈̓͛̈ͮͪg̗̲̯̠͓̞̭̟͖̤͆̉͂ͫ̎̀ͣͩͯ̉ͭ̎̊͌̈́̃ͭ̚̚͝͠g͂ͫ̈̑̔̀̚͜͜҉͏̩̣̯̘͖̟͍͉͉̻̖̯̖͎̼̜ͅg̛͍̻͉̫͔͎̠̔͛͛ͣͣ͜͜͡g̷ͦ̊͑̍̍̉̂̽́ͦ͟҉҉̰̙̟̘͓̟̼̲̙͚̝͎̣͔̩g͎̥̭̪̭̦̭͓̹̻̥͖̙̝̐ͧ͗ͣ͠͡ǧ̯͓͓̯͓̳͕̤͖͙̞͍̳̹̤͙̽ͪ͑͛ͤ͒̐̃ͩ͋͗͊͌̃ͩͫ́ͅg̛̼̜̘͍̎̄̿ͬ̎ͨ͜ͅg̴̛ͮͥ̇̓̚͝͏̶̫͓̪͓̣̻͖̮͓̞̮̙̝̹̼g̋̏ͪ̐͒ͩͧ̆̇ͥ̽͛͒͏̹̱̩͎̣͢g̢ͬͤ̋̓͐ͩ̾ͧ͌͌́͐҉̛̗̲̘̦̝̦͕̻͈̲͉͡g̶̸̻̙͓̟̮̻͇̦̭͊̆͗̏̒͊̂͗̄̓̓͑̿͐͒̔͞g̸̶̷̖̹̱͈͈͙̹̼̙̻̟̭̜ͯͨͦͣͩ̽̄̋͗́́̚ͅg̷̢̧̛̞͓̩̰̥̹͎̱̲̥͕̱̠͍̪̣̱͋̔̈̅͛̿̑ͨg͋̔ͧ̋͒ͪ̿̓͞҉̴̡̝͕̲̯͈̻͚̤̜́ͅg͂ͥͫͫ͆̂̆͆ͦ͂͛̿ͤ̋ͭ͒͂ͩ̔͜͏̴̗͓̗͔̩͎̟̙̝͙̥́͠ͅͅg̷̮͔̪̙̺̘͓̠̜͑̇̀ͤ̈́͑̔̊̓ͨ̈̌̏̒́͋ͮͣ̀̀͜gͧ͆͌̈́̾͑҉̘̬͈̝̳̣g̹̦̩̮̥̱̲̺̙̯̰̺̝̝͌̂ͩ̈́̋ͯ̈́̏ͫ͋̏ͤ̈̉̇̐̀ͪ͜͢͝g̵͍̠͉̜͓͍͛̎̀ͫ̄ͦ́̄͛̚͢͟g̜̮̳̠̣͉̣̹͇̭̻̟̜̒̆̃̾̅ͮ̔ͤ̉̎ͯ̍̔ͧ̄̀́͝g̶̿̈̐̑͛̍ͤ̄̂͛ͦͮ̿ͫ͊̓̎͠͝҉̺͈̝̪̗̘̟͎̦̦͎ͅgͯ̈̒̒̈̋̉̂͏͙̦̗͎̥̙͟͠͝g̡͍̭̜̲̰͕̻͇̓ͯͧ͑ͯ̊̐̌͝g̶̵̨̥̝͕̣ͭ͆̅̇͋͠ͅg͎̖̪͇̟̭̉̈͋̐̕͘͘͝g̛̎͂͂̀͟͏̢̲̬͎͍͍͖̬g̸̻̲̣͇̺̲̬̟̰̖̯̺̱͈͍ͤͮ͆ͬ́̅ͤ̉͗͌͋́͠͠g͒̿̓͐̊͗̔ͤͬ̋͋̌́̚͟͢͏̛̻̪̺̟g̷̔͊ͥͩ̂ͭͥ̽̌͊̀̐̂̂ͮͥͥ̆͜҉͚̗̬̖̯̰̼͎̠̭͖̺̯̕͡ͅͅ
   console.log("Just Another JavaScript Hacker");
// s̨̢̞̺̭̯͖̝̤͎̰̤̻̥͖̱̖̋̄̄͆ͭ͒ͫ́w̟̘̯̳͚͖̦̳̮̙͈̃͋̒̆͠͞a̛͓̫͚̣̱̣̙͔̬̻̺͉͈͇̥̜̦̿ͤ͒ͩ̈́ͯ̕͝g̵̤̠̝̝͔̺̰ͮͨ̊ͩͭͤ́̚ͅgͫ̈̾̒́̆̓̌̊͘҉̶̨͓̣͍̬̠̖ͅĝ̸̫̪̥̱͈̰̬̤̜̱̞̘̝̟̰͙̱͗̔͌ͨ̀͒͆̇̇̿̾ͮ̀͡ģ̵̷͖̱̮͙̤͙͖͈͈͚͓̼͍̰̎̓̉̀ͭ̈́̐̿͢g̷̩͚̮̞̦͎̳͈̼̣͈ͧͫ͆ͯ̓̎͊͐̂̽̐ͧͯ͢ͅg̶̗͕̞̮̭͕̦̳͎̺̜̠̬̦͉̫̳͓͉ͣ̅ͤͦ̈̌̿̾̾ͣ̈ͤ́̏̑͠g̵ͨ̒͒̈́ͨ͌͊̈̽̓ͣͯ͆̄̽̈̀͏͔̞̩͔̘̙͇͎͈͖͠g̶̛̱̤͇̓͆ͪ̈̓͛̈ͮͪg̗̲̯̠͓̞̭̟͖̤͆̉͂ͫ̎̀ͣͩͯ̉ͭ̎̊͌̈́̃ͭ̚̚͝͠g͂ͫ̈̑̔̀̚͜͜҉͏̩̣̯̘͖̟͍͉͉̻̖̯̖͎̼̜ͅg̛͍̻͉̫͔͎̠̔͛͛ͣͣ͜͜͡g̷ͦ̊͑̍̍̉̂̽́ͦ͟҉҉̰̙̟̘͓̟̼̲̙͚̝͎̣͔̩g͎̥̭̪̭̦̭͓̹̻̥͖̙̝̐ͧ͗ͣ͠͡ǧ̯͓͓̯͓̳͕̤͖͙̞͍̳̹̤͙̽ͪ͑͛ͤ͒̐̃ͩ͋͗͊͌̃ͩͫ́ͅg̛̼̜̘͍̎̄̿ͬ̎ͨ͜ͅg̴̛ͮͥ̇̓̚͝͏̶̫͓̪͓̣̻͖̮͓̞̮̙̝̹̼g̋̏ͪ̐͒ͩͧ̆̇ͥ̽͛͒͏̹̱̩͎̣͢g̢ͬͤ̋̓͐ͩ̾ͧ͌͌́͐҉̛̗̲̘̦̝̦͕̻͈̲͉͡g̶̸̻̙͓̟̮̻͇̦̭͊̆͗̏̒͊̂͗̄̓̓͑̿͐͒̔͞g̸̶̷̖̹̱͈͈͙̹̼̙̻̟̭̜ͯͨͦͣͩ̽̄̋͗́́̚ͅg̷̢̧̛̞͓̩̰̥̹͎̱̲̥͕̱̠͍̪̣̱͋̔̈̅͛̿̑ͨg͋̔ͧ̋͒ͪ̿̓͞҉̴̡̝͕̲̯͈̻͚̤̜́ͅg͂ͥͫͫ͆̂̆͆ͦ͂͛̿ͤ̋ͭ͒͂ͩ̔͜͏̴̗͓̗͔̩͎̟̙̝͙̥́͠ͅͅg̷̮͔̪̙̺̘͓̠̜͑̇̀ͤ̈́͑̔̊̓ͨ̈̌̏̒́͋ͮͣ̀̀͜gͧ͆͌̈́̾͑҉̘̬͈̝̳̣g̹̦̩̮̥̱̲̺̙̯̰̺̝̝͌̂ͩ̈́̋ͯ̈́̏ͫ͋̏ͤ̈̉̇̐̀ͪ͜͢͝g̵͍̠͉̜͓͍͛̎̀ͫ̄ͦ́̄͛̚͢͟g̜̮̳̠̣͉̣̹͇̭̻̟̜̒̆̃̾̅ͮ̔ͤ̉̎ͯ̍̔ͧ̄̀́͝g̶̿̈̐̑͛̍ͤ̄̂͛ͦͮ̿ͫ͊̓̎͠͝҉̺͈̝̪̗̘̟͎̦̦͎ͅgͯ̈̒̒̈̋̉̂͏͙̦̗͎̥̙͟͠͝g̡͍̭̜̲̰͕̻͇̓ͯͧ͑ͯ̊̐̌͝g̶̵̨̥̝͕̣ͭ͆̅̇͋͠ͅg͎̖̪͇̟̭̉̈͋̐̕͘͘͝g̛̎͂͂̀͟͏̢̲̬͎͍͍͖̬g̸̻̲̣͇̺̲̬̟̰̖̯̺̱͈͍ͤͮ͆ͬ́̅ͤ̉͗͌͋́͠͠g͒̿̓͐̊͗̔ͤͬ̋͋̌́̚͟͢͏̛̻̪̺̟g̷̔͊ͥͩ̂ͭͥ̽̌͊̀̐̂̂ͮͥͥ̆͜҉͚̗̬̖̯̰̼͎̠̭͖̺̯̕͡ͅͅ
// ̶́̀̽̃́̐ͣ̊̾̒̆͆̎̾̈̀͟o̴̷̾̔̿̒ͯ̎ͨ̆̋̃͋͐ͯ̈́͢b̀͋ͨͥͥ́b̶͋͋͐͊ͥ̏̑͂ͦ̎̂ͪ҉b̵̢ͩ̑͛̃̐̉̊ͤ̈́̋ͨͧ̇̚b̸̛́ͪ̏͟͞b̢͒ͪ͂̍̓̓̐͗̎̔ͣͫ͝b̶ͣ̿̓̊̂̓̓̎̕͢͢͠b͒ͭ͂̾̆̋̇̔̑͒̍ͦ́̀͞b̷̽̾̒̍͢͏̸bͫ̇ͤͬ̑̀̒ͦ́͟͢͠bͨ́ͤͭ̌̾̌̑͂҉͢͏b̸̓ͮͨ̑̀҉b̷ͧͪͫ̓͒̈́̅ͮ̓ͫ̄ͦ̋̓̚҉͞b̛̾̅̔ͤ͌͛ͣͯ̎̐͆ͧ̌̏̀b̶͗͆̇̑ͣ̓̈́̒ͫ͟͡b̵̡̧̡͑͛ͫ͊͛ͭ͠ḃ̵̽̈̀̂̎̓̅̀b̨ͫ̃̍ͭ͞b̴̸̈̅̈́̊ͥͦͧbͩ͐ͪ̄ͫ̒ͮ̓̆̃ͯ͒ͧ̉͗͜͜͡b̛̛͌̐̍̒̑́̽͒̌̊̔̊̚͠b̷̈́̿̋̅ͣ́͘͜͝bͬͨ̒ͩ̂̿̚͏̀͟͢͠b̈̿ͮ͆͘͠҉̡f̊ͭ̿̀̔ͯ͊ͯͩ́̐̈ͯ̉̀̚̚̚͟u͐̂ͩ͌̑̏̋̊̔ͮ͢͞҉s̵̸ͬ͑͆̋̐̂̏͒ͫͩͣ̾͞c̨̀ͫ̄̽̏̓ͭ̄͋ͤ̄̒̑͂̀ͥ̀͟͠a̡̧̛̓͌ͩ̊ͤ̋̌͒̅̉ͮ̑̉̔ͤ̽̈̏́t̶̴ͥͪͭͪ͒̏ͣ͛̈͊ͩ̅̍̎͜͠õ̧̡͌ͮͦ̽ͧ̌͊̎̀̀͞r̷̐̈́̎̊̽̓̓ͦ̎̓̐́ͯͤ̕҉r͛̾ͪͦ͌͗͏r͑ͫ̏̈ͯ̈́ͧ͐͐̀r̊̌ͫͮ̎͌͂͜͝͞҉r̨͗̂ͪͭ̒͒̒ͯͣͩ́̚̚rͬ̄ͨͪͣ͛̌ͯ͌͒͛̾̓̚̕͢͞͝r̶̨ͭͩ͒̓͋̇͐ͭ͐̎̚̚͏̨́r̡̒̑ͥͯͯ̾͏̧̀r̛̐̾̿̚͏

XD that's still valid JS

Last edited by MegaApuTurkUltra (Dec. 5, 2014 23:33:05)

bobbybee

MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:

Can I submit again? My first submission was made entirely on the iPad. Now that I have a full QWERTY keyboard at my disposal, I have made a second entry.

_="_=\"_=\\\'#(var a=atob,b=JSON.parse,d=\\\"ZXJ4cG5VIGdjdkZpV3ViYU5maA==\\\",e=[],f=10;f--;)e.push(9-f);var g=b(\\\"[\\\"+a(\\\"MC4zLjEwLjQuMTEuNC4xMi42LjAuMS4xMy43\\\").split(\\\".\\\").join(\\\",\\\")+\\\"]\\\");#(x in g)e.push(g[x]);#(f=3;f--;)e.push(16-f);p4=[6,7,7,8,2];#(f=3;f--;)p4[f+2]=10+p4[f+2];var h=b(\\\"[\\\"+p4.join(\\\",\\\")+\\\"]\\\");#(y in h)e.push(h[y]);#(var k=e.length,d=%(l){return l.replace(\/[a-zA-Z]\/g,%(c){return String.fromC*((\\\"Z\\\">=c?90:122)>=(c=c.c*At(0)+13)?c:c-26)})}(a(d)).split(\\\"\\\");k--;)e[k]=d[e[k]];console.log(e.reverse().join(\\\"\\\"));*harCode\\\';_=_.split(\\\"*\\\"),__=_.pop();eval(_.join(__));%function\";_=_.split(\"%\"),__=_.pop();eval(_.join(__));#for";_=_.split("#");__=_.pop();eval(_.join(__));

JSFiddle
I feel like since this is almost all a string, it would be easy to shape into some ascii art. I'll try that later

Here's another (slightly cheating) one I came up with

// ̡̤̩̖̪̪̻̀͜͢o͔̮̗̹͕͇͇̮̯̙̥̟͇͇͈̺̤̕͢͟b̶̤͈̲̬̹͎̱̩̬̭̺̭̯̫͔̜̝̞̼̕͟b̺̟̯̻̮̀̕b̯̯̠͇̮̼͠b͏̫̘̺̙̤͕̜̙͡b̬͖̘͍̣̖̜̭͝b͏̡̡̟̯̥͔͇̱̳̮̼̭̙̗̥̰b̤͇̳̫̻͉̞̲̰̬̠̰́͜b̷̶͠͠͏̳͙͙͉͈͓̻̯b͓̭͔̗͍͖̣̘̘̩̘̤̘̮̥͙̲͙̀͜ḅ̵̨͙̥̝͙̤͎̝̰̳͓̝̭̞͖͎̠̭b̡͉̤̘̜̠̺̲̯̲̞̪̼̠̰͍͉̰̗̹͠b̕҉̡̳͚̮͍͎̲̕b̴̧̘͖̬̼͎͈̜͖̥̘͈̝̰̗b̧̞̙̪͔̥͍̝̬̭̭͉͈̜͎̰͍͖͍͉͢ḅ̘̺̺͖̣̰̻̕͡b̵̸̭͈̟̘͇́̀b̹̥͍̟͈̱̹͙̕͝b̴̛̰̝̩̺͎̳̮̘̦̙̺͈̳̩͕̘̳ͅb̷̹͇̹̹̳̯͈̖͉͓̼̼̲͍͜͢b̵̶̴͖̟̪̹́͞b̸҉͝͏͇͔̗̣̝b̵̶̨͕̗̱̳̳͔̤̞̻̺̞͇̕b̴͎̗̲̼̦̖̠̙̜̜̬̲̥̣f̛͚̬̙̯̫̼͡͠ụ̸̵̹̜͙̰̳͜͝ś̖͙̦̬̣͖͔̱͍̪̺͚̞̫̣͍̫̮ç̶͢͏̜͚̪̫̲̯̳̲̜̣͖͎̘̱̝͓̫ạ̵̧̡̗̖̹̖̭̹͍͖̠̳͉̬́͟ͅͅt̷̛̻̘̫̗̟͍̲̣͝ơ͜͠͡͏̱̠͇͇̫̼͕̥̤̰͕̞͓̭r̵̡̭̥̳̝̖̮̥͢r̨̼͓͖̣͉͖̞͔̪ͅŗ̦͉͚̳͚̥̹͔̼̹̘̘͜͞ͅr̛̭̯̣̭̕r̵̹̪͎̞̘͉͍̖̩̥̣̭̫̬͝ŕ̬̗̯͍͙̖̠̯̫͟r̷̡̧͈̳̫̩̖̳̲̖̲̟r̵̯̭͖̻̳̤͇̬̕͟͝r̝͉̘̱͕͙͎͇͍̞̦͔͉̲͟͢͜
// s̨̢̞̺̭̯͖̝̤͎̰̤̻̥͖̱̖̋̄̄͆ͭ͒ͫ́w̟̘̯̳͚͖̦̳̮̙͈̃͋̒̆͠͞a̛͓̫͚̣̱̣̙͔̬̻̺͉͈͇̥̜̦̿ͤ͒ͩ̈́ͯ̕͝g̵̤̠̝̝͔̺̰ͮͨ̊ͩͭͤ́̚ͅgͫ̈̾̒́̆̓̌̊͘҉̶̨͓̣͍̬̠̖ͅĝ̸̫̪̥̱͈̰̬̤̜̱̞̘̝̟̰͙̱͗̔͌ͨ̀͒͆̇̇̿̾ͮ̀͡ģ̵̷͖̱̮͙̤͙͖͈͈͚͓̼͍̰̎̓̉̀ͭ̈́̐̿͢g̷̩͚̮̞̦͎̳͈̼̣͈ͧͫ͆ͯ̓̎͊͐̂̽̐ͧͯ͢ͅg̶̗͕̞̮̭͕̦̳͎̺̜̠̬̦͉̫̳͓͉ͣ̅ͤͦ̈̌̿̾̾ͣ̈ͤ́̏̑͠g̵ͨ̒͒̈́ͨ͌͊̈̽̓ͣͯ͆̄̽̈̀͏͔̞̩͔̘̙͇͎͈͖͠g̶̛̱̤͇̓͆ͪ̈̓͛̈ͮͪg̗̲̯̠͓̞̭̟͖̤͆̉͂ͫ̎̀ͣͩͯ̉ͭ̎̊͌̈́̃ͭ̚̚͝͠g͂ͫ̈̑̔̀̚͜͜҉͏̩̣̯̘͖̟͍͉͉̻̖̯̖͎̼̜ͅg̛͍̻͉̫͔͎̠̔͛͛ͣͣ͜͜͡g̷ͦ̊͑̍̍̉̂̽́ͦ͟҉҉̰̙̟̘͓̟̼̲̙͚̝͎̣͔̩g͎̥̭̪̭̦̭͓̹̻̥͖̙̝̐ͧ͗ͣ͠͡ǧ̯͓͓̯͓̳͕̤͖͙̞͍̳̹̤͙̽ͪ͑͛ͤ͒̐̃ͩ͋͗͊͌̃ͩͫ́ͅg̛̼̜̘͍̎̄̿ͬ̎ͨ͜ͅg̴̛ͮͥ̇̓̚͝͏̶̫͓̪͓̣̻͖̮͓̞̮̙̝̹̼g̋̏ͪ̐͒ͩͧ̆̇ͥ̽͛͒͏̹̱̩͎̣͢g̢ͬͤ̋̓͐ͩ̾ͧ͌͌́͐҉̛̗̲̘̦̝̦͕̻͈̲͉͡g̶̸̻̙͓̟̮̻͇̦̭͊̆͗̏̒͊̂͗̄̓̓͑̿͐͒̔͞g̸̶̷̖̹̱͈͈͙̹̼̙̻̟̭̜ͯͨͦͣͩ̽̄̋͗́́̚ͅg̷̢̧̛̞͓̩̰̥̹͎̱̲̥͕̱̠͍̪̣̱͋̔̈̅͛̿̑ͨg͋̔ͧ̋͒ͪ̿̓͞҉̴̡̝͕̲̯͈̻͚̤̜́ͅg͂ͥͫͫ͆̂̆͆ͦ͂͛̿ͤ̋ͭ͒͂ͩ̔͜͏̴̗͓̗͔̩͎̟̙̝͙̥́͠ͅͅg̷̮͔̪̙̺̘͓̠̜͑̇̀ͤ̈́͑̔̊̓ͨ̈̌̏̒́͋ͮͣ̀̀͜gͧ͆͌̈́̾͑҉̘̬͈̝̳̣g̹̦̩̮̥̱̲̺̙̯̰̺̝̝͌̂ͩ̈́̋ͯ̈́̏ͫ͋̏ͤ̈̉̇̐̀ͪ͜͢͝g̵͍̠͉̜͓͍͛̎̀ͫ̄ͦ́̄͛̚͢͟g̜̮̳̠̣͉̣̹͇̭̻̟̜̒̆̃̾̅ͮ̔ͤ̉̎ͯ̍̔ͧ̄̀́͝g̶̿̈̐̑͛̍ͤ̄̂͛ͦͮ̿ͫ͊̓̎͠͝҉̺͈̝̪̗̘̟͎̦̦͎ͅgͯ̈̒̒̈̋̉̂͏͙̦̗͎̥̙͟͠͝g̡͍̭̜̲̰͕̻͇̓ͯͧ͑ͯ̊̐̌͝g̶̵̨̥̝͕̣ͭ͆̅̇͋͠ͅg͎̖̪͇̟̭̉̈͋̐̕͘͘͝g̛̎͂͂̀͟͏̢̲̬͎͍͍͖̬g̸̻̲̣͇̺̲̬̟̰̖̯̺̱͈͍ͤͮ͆ͬ́̅ͤ̉͗͌͋́͠͠g͒̿̓͐̊͗̔ͤͬ̋͋̌́̚͟͢͏̛̻̪̺̟g̷̔͊ͥͩ̂ͭͥ̽̌͊̀̐̂̂ͮͥͥ̆͜҉͚̗̬̖̯̰̼͎̠̭͖̺̯̕͡ͅͅ
   console.log("Just Another JavaScript Hacker");
// s̨̢̞̺̭̯͖̝̤͎̰̤̻̥͖̱̖̋̄̄͆ͭ͒ͫ́w̟̘̯̳͚͖̦̳̮̙͈̃͋̒̆͠͞a̛͓̫͚̣̱̣̙͔̬̻̺͉͈͇̥̜̦̿ͤ͒ͩ̈́ͯ̕͝g̵̤̠̝̝͔̺̰ͮͨ̊ͩͭͤ́̚ͅgͫ̈̾̒́̆̓̌̊͘҉̶̨͓̣͍̬̠̖ͅĝ̸̫̪̥̱͈̰̬̤̜̱̞̘̝̟̰͙̱͗̔͌ͨ̀͒͆̇̇̿̾ͮ̀͡ģ̵̷͖̱̮͙̤͙͖͈͈͚͓̼͍̰̎̓̉̀ͭ̈́̐̿͢g̷̩͚̮̞̦͎̳͈̼̣͈ͧͫ͆ͯ̓̎͊͐̂̽̐ͧͯ͢ͅg̶̗͕̞̮̭͕̦̳͎̺̜̠̬̦͉̫̳͓͉ͣ̅ͤͦ̈̌̿̾̾ͣ̈ͤ́̏̑͠g̵ͨ̒͒̈́ͨ͌͊̈̽̓ͣͯ͆̄̽̈̀͏͔̞̩͔̘̙͇͎͈͖͠g̶̛̱̤͇̓͆ͪ̈̓͛̈ͮͪg̗̲̯̠͓̞̭̟͖̤͆̉͂ͫ̎̀ͣͩͯ̉ͭ̎̊͌̈́̃ͭ̚̚͝͠g͂ͫ̈̑̔̀̚͜͜҉͏̩̣̯̘͖̟͍͉͉̻̖̯̖͎̼̜ͅg̛͍̻͉̫͔͎̠̔͛͛ͣͣ͜͜͡g̷ͦ̊͑̍̍̉̂̽́ͦ͟҉҉̰̙̟̘͓̟̼̲̙͚̝͎̣͔̩g͎̥̭̪̭̦̭͓̹̻̥͖̙̝̐ͧ͗ͣ͠͡ǧ̯͓͓̯͓̳͕̤͖͙̞͍̳̹̤͙̽ͪ͑͛ͤ͒̐̃ͩ͋͗͊͌̃ͩͫ́ͅg̛̼̜̘͍̎̄̿ͬ̎ͨ͜ͅg̴̛ͮͥ̇̓̚͝͏̶̫͓̪͓̣̻͖̮͓̞̮̙̝̹̼g̋̏ͪ̐͒ͩͧ̆̇ͥ̽͛͒͏̹̱̩͎̣͢g̢ͬͤ̋̓͐ͩ̾ͧ͌͌́͐҉̛̗̲̘̦̝̦͕̻͈̲͉͡g̶̸̻̙͓̟̮̻͇̦̭͊̆͗̏̒͊̂͗̄̓̓͑̿͐͒̔͞g̸̶̷̖̹̱͈͈͙̹̼̙̻̟̭̜ͯͨͦͣͩ̽̄̋͗́́̚ͅg̷̢̧̛̞͓̩̰̥̹͎̱̲̥͕̱̠͍̪̣̱͋̔̈̅͛̿̑ͨg͋̔ͧ̋͒ͪ̿̓͞҉̴̡̝͕̲̯͈̻͚̤̜́ͅg͂ͥͫͫ͆̂̆͆ͦ͂͛̿ͤ̋ͭ͒͂ͩ̔͜͏̴̗͓̗͔̩͎̟̙̝͙̥́͠ͅͅg̷̮͔̪̙̺̘͓̠̜͑̇̀ͤ̈́͑̔̊̓ͨ̈̌̏̒́͋ͮͣ̀̀͜gͧ͆͌̈́̾͑҉̘̬͈̝̳̣g̹̦̩̮̥̱̲̺̙̯̰̺̝̝͌̂ͩ̈́̋ͯ̈́̏ͫ͋̏ͤ̈̉̇̐̀ͪ͜͢͝g̵͍̠͉̜͓͍͛̎̀ͫ̄ͦ́̄͛̚͢͟g̜̮̳̠̣͉̣̹͇̭̻̟̜̒̆̃̾̅ͮ̔ͤ̉̎ͯ̍̔ͧ̄̀́͝g̶̿̈̐̑͛̍ͤ̄̂͛ͦͮ̿ͫ͊̓̎͠͝҉̺͈̝̪̗̘̟͎̦̦͎ͅgͯ̈̒̒̈̋̉̂͏͙̦̗͎̥̙͟͠͝g̡͍̭̜̲̰͕̻͇̓ͯͧ͑ͯ̊̐̌͝g̶̵̨̥̝͕̣ͭ͆̅̇͋͠ͅg͎̖̪͇̟̭̉̈͋̐̕͘͘͝g̛̎͂͂̀͟͏̢̲̬͎͍͍͖̬g̸̻̲̣͇̺̲̬̟̰̖̯̺̱͈͍ͤͮ͆ͬ́̅ͤ̉͗͌͋́͠͠g͒̿̓͐̊͗̔ͤͬ̋͋̌́̚͟͢͏̛̻̪̺̟g̷̔͊ͥͩ̂ͭͥ̽̌͊̀̐̂̂ͮͥͥ̆͜҉͚̗̬̖̯̰̼͎̠̭͖̺̯̕͡ͅͅ
// ̶́̀̽̃́̐ͣ̊̾̒̆͆̎̾̈̀͟o̴̷̾̔̿̒ͯ̎ͨ̆̋̃͋͐ͯ̈́͢b̀͋ͨͥͥ́b̶͋͋͐͊ͥ̏̑͂ͦ̎̂ͪ҉b̵̢ͩ̑͛̃̐̉̊ͤ̈́̋ͨͧ̇̚b̸̛́ͪ̏͟͞b̢͒ͪ͂̍̓̓̐͗̎̔ͣͫ͝b̶ͣ̿̓̊̂̓̓̎̕͢͢͠b͒ͭ͂̾̆̋̇̔̑͒̍ͦ́̀͞b̷̽̾̒̍͢͏̸bͫ̇ͤͬ̑̀̒ͦ́͟͢͠bͨ́ͤͭ̌̾̌̑͂҉͢͏b̸̓ͮͨ̑̀҉b̷ͧͪͫ̓͒̈́̅ͮ̓ͫ̄ͦ̋̓̚҉͞b̛̾̅̔ͤ͌͛ͣͯ̎̐͆ͧ̌̏̀b̶͗͆̇̑ͣ̓̈́̒ͫ͟͡b̵̡̧̡͑͛ͫ͊͛ͭ͠ḃ̵̽̈̀̂̎̓̅̀b̨ͫ̃̍ͭ͞b̴̸̈̅̈́̊ͥͦͧbͩ͐ͪ̄ͫ̒ͮ̓̆̃ͯ͒ͧ̉͗͜͜͡b̛̛͌̐̍̒̑́̽͒̌̊̔̊̚͠b̷̈́̿̋̅ͣ́͘͜͝bͬͨ̒ͩ̂̿̚͏̀͟͢͠b̈̿ͮ͆͘͠҉̡f̊ͭ̿̀̔ͯ͊ͯͩ́̐̈ͯ̉̀̚̚̚͟u͐̂ͩ͌̑̏̋̊̔ͮ͢͞҉s̵̸ͬ͑͆̋̐̂̏͒ͫͩͣ̾͞c̨̀ͫ̄̽̏̓ͭ̄͋ͤ̄̒̑͂̀ͥ̀͟͠a̡̧̛̓͌ͩ̊ͤ̋̌͒̅̉ͮ̑̉̔ͤ̽̈̏́t̶̴ͥͪͭͪ͒̏ͣ͛̈͊ͩ̅̍̎͜͠õ̧̡͌ͮͦ̽ͧ̌͊̎̀̀͞r̷̐̈́̎̊̽̓̓ͦ̎̓̐́ͯͤ̕҉r͛̾ͪͦ͌͗͏r͑ͫ̏̈ͯ̈́ͧ͐͐̀r̊̌ͫͮ̎͌͂͜͝͞҉r̨͗̂ͪͭ̒͒̒ͯͣͩ́̚̚rͬ̄ͨͪͣ͛̌ͯ͌͒͛̾̓̚̕͢͞͝r̶̨ͭͩ͒̓͋̇͐ͭ͐̎̚̚͏̨́r̡̒̑ͥͯͯ̾͏̧̀r̛̐̾̿̚͏

XD that's still valid JS

Cheater

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It's a lot of gibberish in comments, remove those lines:

   console.log("Just Another JavaScript Hacker");

No obfuscation whatsoever at the point.

C'mon Apu, really?

Last edited by bobbybee (Dec. 6, 2014 00:14:29)

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bobbybee wrote:

MegaApuTurkUltra wrote:

Can I submit again? My first submission was made entirely on the iPad. Now that I have a full QWERTY keyboard at my disposal, I have made a second entry.

_="_=\"_=\\\'#(var a=atob,b=JSON.parse,d=\\\"ZXJ4cG5VIGdjdkZpV3ViYU5maA==\\\",e=[],f=10;f--;)e.push(9-f);var g=b(\\\"[\\\"+a(\\\"MC4zLjEwLjQuMTEuNC4xMi42LjAuMS4xMy43\\\").split(\\\".\\\").join(\\\",\\\")+\\\"]\\\");#(x in g)e.push(g[x]);#(f=3;f--;)e.push(16-f);p4=[6,7,7,8,2];#(f=3;f--;)p4[f+2]=10+p4[f+2];var h=b(\\\"[\\\"+p4.join(\\\",\\\")+\\\"]\\\");#(y in h)e.push(h[y]);#(var k=e.length,d=%(l){return l.replace(\/[a-zA-Z]\/g,%(c){return String.fromC*((\\\"Z\\\">=c?90:122)>=(c=c.c*At(0)+13)?c:c-26)})}(a(d)).split(\\\"\\\");k--;)e[k]=d[e[k]];console.log(e.reverse().join(\\\"\\\"));*harCode\\\';_=_.split(\\\"*\\\"),__=_.pop();eval(_.join(__));%function\";_=_.split(\"%\"),__=_.pop();eval(_.join(__));#for";_=_.split("#");__=_.pop();eval(_.join(__));

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I feel like since this is almost all a string, it would be easy to shape into some ascii art. I'll try that later

Here's another (slightly cheating) one I came up with

// ̡̤̩̖̪̪̻̀͜͢o͔̮̗̹͕͇͇̮̯̙̥̟͇͇͈̺̤̕͢͟b̶̤͈̲̬̹͎̱̩̬̭̺̭̯̫͔̜̝̞̼̕͟b̺̟̯̻̮̀̕b̯̯̠͇̮̼͠b͏̫̘̺̙̤͕̜̙͡b̬͖̘͍̣̖̜̭͝b͏̡̡̟̯̥͔͇̱̳̮̼̭̙̗̥̰b̤͇̳̫̻͉̞̲̰̬̠̰́͜b̷̶͠͠͏̳͙͙͉͈͓̻̯b͓̭͔̗͍͖̣̘̘̩̘̤̘̮̥͙̲͙̀͜ḅ̵̨͙̥̝͙̤͎̝̰̳͓̝̭̞͖͎̠̭b̡͉̤̘̜̠̺̲̯̲̞̪̼̠̰͍͉̰̗̹͠b̕҉̡̳͚̮͍͎̲̕b̴̧̘͖̬̼͎͈̜͖̥̘͈̝̰̗b̧̞̙̪͔̥͍̝̬̭̭͉͈̜͎̰͍͖͍͉͢ḅ̘̺̺͖̣̰̻̕͡b̵̸̭͈̟̘͇́̀b̹̥͍̟͈̱̹͙̕͝b̴̛̰̝̩̺͎̳̮̘̦̙̺͈̳̩͕̘̳ͅb̷̹͇̹̹̳̯͈̖͉͓̼̼̲͍͜͢b̵̶̴͖̟̪̹́͞b̸҉͝͏͇͔̗̣̝b̵̶̨͕̗̱̳̳͔̤̞̻̺̞͇̕b̴͎̗̲̼̦̖̠̙̜̜̬̲̥̣f̛͚̬̙̯̫̼͡͠ụ̸̵̹̜͙̰̳͜͝ś̖͙̦̬̣͖͔̱͍̪̺͚̞̫̣͍̫̮ç̶͢͏̜͚̪̫̲̯̳̲̜̣͖͎̘̱̝͓̫ạ̵̧̡̗̖̹̖̭̹͍͖̠̳͉̬́͟ͅͅt̷̛̻̘̫̗̟͍̲̣͝ơ͜͠͡͏̱̠͇͇̫̼͕̥̤̰͕̞͓̭r̵̡̭̥̳̝̖̮̥͢r̨̼͓͖̣͉͖̞͔̪ͅŗ̦͉͚̳͚̥̹͔̼̹̘̘͜͞ͅr̛̭̯̣̭̕r̵̹̪͎̞̘͉͍̖̩̥̣̭̫̬͝ŕ̬̗̯͍͙̖̠̯̫͟r̷̡̧͈̳̫̩̖̳̲̖̲̟r̵̯̭͖̻̳̤͇̬̕͟͝r̝͉̘̱͕͙͎͇͍̞̦͔͉̲͟͢͜
// s̨̢̞̺̭̯͖̝̤͎̰̤̻̥͖̱̖̋̄̄͆ͭ͒ͫ́w̟̘̯̳͚͖̦̳̮̙͈̃͋̒̆͠͞a̛͓̫͚̣̱̣̙͔̬̻̺͉͈͇̥̜̦̿ͤ͒ͩ̈́ͯ̕͝g̵̤̠̝̝͔̺̰ͮͨ̊ͩͭͤ́̚ͅgͫ̈̾̒́̆̓̌̊͘҉̶̨͓̣͍̬̠̖ͅĝ̸̫̪̥̱͈̰̬̤̜̱̞̘̝̟̰͙̱͗̔͌ͨ̀͒͆̇̇̿̾ͮ̀͡ģ̵̷͖̱̮͙̤͙͖͈͈͚͓̼͍̰̎̓̉̀ͭ̈́̐̿͢g̷̩͚̮̞̦͎̳͈̼̣͈ͧͫ͆ͯ̓̎͊͐̂̽̐ͧͯ͢ͅg̶̗͕̞̮̭͕̦̳͎̺̜̠̬̦͉̫̳͓͉ͣ̅ͤͦ̈̌̿̾̾ͣ̈ͤ́̏̑͠g̵ͨ̒͒̈́ͨ͌͊̈̽̓ͣͯ͆̄̽̈̀͏͔̞̩͔̘̙͇͎͈͖͠g̶̛̱̤͇̓͆ͪ̈̓͛̈ͮͪg̗̲̯̠͓̞̭̟͖̤͆̉͂ͫ̎̀ͣͩͯ̉ͭ̎̊͌̈́̃ͭ̚̚͝͠g͂ͫ̈̑̔̀̚͜͜҉͏̩̣̯̘͖̟͍͉͉̻̖̯̖͎̼̜ͅg̛͍̻͉̫͔͎̠̔͛͛ͣͣ͜͜͡g̷ͦ̊͑̍̍̉̂̽́ͦ͟҉҉̰̙̟̘͓̟̼̲̙͚̝͎̣͔̩g͎̥̭̪̭̦̭͓̹̻̥͖̙̝̐ͧ͗ͣ͠͡ǧ̯͓͓̯͓̳͕̤͖͙̞͍̳̹̤͙̽ͪ͑͛ͤ͒̐̃ͩ͋͗͊͌̃ͩͫ́ͅg̛̼̜̘͍̎̄̿ͬ̎ͨ͜ͅg̴̛ͮͥ̇̓̚͝͏̶̫͓̪͓̣̻͖̮͓̞̮̙̝̹̼g̋̏ͪ̐͒ͩͧ̆̇ͥ̽͛͒͏̹̱̩͎̣͢g̢ͬͤ̋̓͐ͩ̾ͧ͌͌́͐҉̛̗̲̘̦̝̦͕̻͈̲͉͡g̶̸̻̙͓̟̮̻͇̦̭͊̆͗̏̒͊̂͗̄̓̓͑̿͐͒̔͞g̸̶̷̖̹̱͈͈͙̹̼̙̻̟̭̜ͯͨͦͣͩ̽̄̋͗́́̚ͅg̷̢̧̛̞͓̩̰̥̹͎̱̲̥͕̱̠͍̪̣̱͋̔̈̅͛̿̑ͨg͋̔ͧ̋͒ͪ̿̓͞҉̴̡̝͕̲̯͈̻͚̤̜́ͅg͂ͥͫͫ͆̂̆͆ͦ͂͛̿ͤ̋ͭ͒͂ͩ̔͜͏̴̗͓̗͔̩͎̟̙̝͙̥́͠ͅͅg̷̮͔̪̙̺̘͓̠̜͑̇̀ͤ̈́͑̔̊̓ͨ̈̌̏̒́͋ͮͣ̀̀͜gͧ͆͌̈́̾͑҉̘̬͈̝̳̣g̹̦̩̮̥̱̲̺̙̯̰̺̝̝͌̂ͩ̈́̋ͯ̈́̏ͫ͋̏ͤ̈̉̇̐̀ͪ͜͢͝g̵͍̠͉̜͓͍͛̎̀ͫ̄ͦ́̄͛̚͢͟g̜̮̳̠̣͉̣̹͇̭̻̟̜̒̆̃̾̅ͮ̔ͤ̉̎ͯ̍̔ͧ̄̀́͝g̶̿̈̐̑͛̍ͤ̄̂͛ͦͮ̿ͫ͊̓̎͠͝҉̺͈̝̪̗̘̟͎̦̦͎ͅgͯ̈̒̒̈̋̉̂͏͙̦̗͎̥̙͟͠͝g̡͍̭̜̲̰͕̻͇̓ͯͧ͑ͯ̊̐̌͝g̶̵̨̥̝͕̣ͭ͆̅̇͋͠ͅg͎̖̪͇̟̭̉̈͋̐̕͘͘͝g̛̎͂͂̀͟͏̢̲̬͎͍͍͖̬g̸̻̲̣͇̺̲̬̟̰̖̯̺̱͈͍ͤͮ͆ͬ́̅ͤ̉͗͌͋́͠͠g͒̿̓͐̊͗̔ͤͬ̋͋̌́̚͟͢͏̛̻̪̺̟g̷̔͊ͥͩ̂ͭͥ̽̌͊̀̐̂̂ͮͥͥ̆͜҉͚̗̬̖̯̰̼͎̠̭͖̺̯̕͡ͅͅ
   console.log("Just Another JavaScript Hacker");
// s̨̢̞̺̭̯͖̝̤͎̰̤̻̥͖̱̖̋̄̄͆ͭ͒ͫ́w̟̘̯̳͚͖̦̳̮̙͈̃͋̒̆͠͞a̛͓̫͚̣̱̣̙͔̬̻̺͉͈͇̥̜̦̿ͤ͒ͩ̈́ͯ̕͝g̵̤̠̝̝͔̺̰ͮͨ̊ͩͭͤ́̚ͅgͫ̈̾̒́̆̓̌̊͘҉̶̨͓̣͍̬̠̖ͅĝ̸̫̪̥̱͈̰̬̤̜̱̞̘̝̟̰͙̱͗̔͌ͨ̀͒͆̇̇̿̾ͮ̀͡ģ̵̷͖̱̮͙̤͙͖͈͈͚͓̼͍̰̎̓̉̀ͭ̈́̐̿͢g̷̩͚̮̞̦͎̳͈̼̣͈ͧͫ͆ͯ̓̎͊͐̂̽̐ͧͯ͢ͅg̶̗͕̞̮̭͕̦̳͎̺̜̠̬̦͉̫̳͓͉ͣ̅ͤͦ̈̌̿̾̾ͣ̈ͤ́̏̑͠g̵ͨ̒͒̈́ͨ͌͊̈̽̓ͣͯ͆̄̽̈̀͏͔̞̩͔̘̙͇͎͈͖͠g̶̛̱̤͇̓͆ͪ̈̓͛̈ͮͪg̗̲̯̠͓̞̭̟͖̤͆̉͂ͫ̎̀ͣͩͯ̉ͭ̎̊͌̈́̃ͭ̚̚͝͠g͂ͫ̈̑̔̀̚͜͜҉͏̩̣̯̘͖̟͍͉͉̻̖̯̖͎̼̜ͅg̛͍̻͉̫͔͎̠̔͛͛ͣͣ͜͜͡g̷ͦ̊͑̍̍̉̂̽́ͦ͟҉҉̰̙̟̘͓̟̼̲̙͚̝͎̣͔̩g͎̥̭̪̭̦̭͓̹̻̥͖̙̝̐ͧ͗ͣ͠͡ǧ̯͓͓̯͓̳͕̤͖͙̞͍̳̹̤͙̽ͪ͑͛ͤ͒̐̃ͩ͋͗͊͌̃ͩͫ́ͅg̛̼̜̘͍̎̄̿ͬ̎ͨ͜ͅg̴̛ͮͥ̇̓̚͝͏̶̫͓̪͓̣̻͖̮͓̞̮̙̝̹̼g̋̏ͪ̐͒ͩͧ̆̇ͥ̽͛͒͏̹̱̩͎̣͢g̢ͬͤ̋̓͐ͩ̾ͧ͌͌́͐҉̛̗̲̘̦̝̦͕̻͈̲͉͡g̶̸̻̙͓̟̮̻͇̦̭͊̆͗̏̒͊̂͗̄̓̓͑̿͐͒̔͞g̸̶̷̖̹̱͈͈͙̹̼̙̻̟̭̜ͯͨͦͣͩ̽̄̋͗́́̚ͅg̷̢̧̛̞͓̩̰̥̹͎̱̲̥͕̱̠͍̪̣̱͋̔̈̅͛̿̑ͨg͋̔ͧ̋͒ͪ̿̓͞҉̴̡̝͕̲̯͈̻͚̤̜́ͅg͂ͥͫͫ͆̂̆͆ͦ͂͛̿ͤ̋ͭ͒͂ͩ̔͜͏̴̗͓̗͔̩͎̟̙̝͙̥́͠ͅͅg̷̮͔̪̙̺̘͓̠̜͑̇̀ͤ̈́͑̔̊̓ͨ̈̌̏̒́͋ͮͣ̀̀͜gͧ͆͌̈́̾͑҉̘̬͈̝̳̣g̹̦̩̮̥̱̲̺̙̯̰̺̝̝͌̂ͩ̈́̋ͯ̈́̏ͫ͋̏ͤ̈̉̇̐̀ͪ͜͢͝g̵͍̠͉̜͓͍͛̎̀ͫ̄ͦ́̄͛̚͢͟g̜̮̳̠̣͉̣̹͇̭̻̟̜̒̆̃̾̅ͮ̔ͤ̉̎ͯ̍̔ͧ̄̀́͝g̶̿̈̐̑͛̍ͤ̄̂͛ͦͮ̿ͫ͊̓̎͠͝҉̺͈̝̪̗̘̟͎̦̦͎ͅgͯ̈̒̒̈̋̉̂͏͙̦̗͎̥̙͟͠͝g̡͍̭̜̲̰͕̻͇̓ͯͧ͑ͯ̊̐̌͝g̶̵̨̥̝͕̣ͭ͆̅̇͋͠ͅg͎̖̪͇̟̭̉̈͋̐̕͘͘͝g̛̎͂͂̀͟͏̢̲̬͎͍͍͖̬g̸̻̲̣͇̺̲̬̟̰̖̯̺̱͈͍ͤͮ͆ͬ́̅ͤ̉͗͌͋́͠͠g͒̿̓͐̊͗̔ͤͬ̋͋̌́̚͟͢͏̛̻̪̺̟g̷̔͊ͥͩ̂ͭͥ̽̌͊̀̐̂̂ͮͥͥ̆͜҉͚̗̬̖̯̰̼͎̠̭͖̺̯̕͡ͅͅ
// ̶́̀̽̃́̐ͣ̊̾̒̆͆̎̾̈̀͟o̴̷̾̔̿̒ͯ̎ͨ̆̋̃͋͐ͯ̈́͢b̀͋ͨͥͥ́b̶͋͋͐͊ͥ̏̑͂ͦ̎̂ͪ҉b̵̢ͩ̑͛̃̐̉̊ͤ̈́̋ͨͧ̇̚b̸̛́ͪ̏͟͞b̢͒ͪ͂̍̓̓̐͗̎̔ͣͫ͝b̶ͣ̿̓̊̂̓̓̎̕͢͢͠b͒ͭ͂̾̆̋̇̔̑͒̍ͦ́̀͞b̷̽̾̒̍͢͏̸bͫ̇ͤͬ̑̀̒ͦ́͟͢͠bͨ́ͤͭ̌̾̌̑͂҉͢͏b̸̓ͮͨ̑̀҉b̷ͧͪͫ̓͒̈́̅ͮ̓ͫ̄ͦ̋̓̚҉͞b̛̾̅̔ͤ͌͛ͣͯ̎̐͆ͧ̌̏̀b̶͗͆̇̑ͣ̓̈́̒ͫ͟͡b̵̡̧̡͑͛ͫ͊͛ͭ͠ḃ̵̽̈̀̂̎̓̅̀b̨ͫ̃̍ͭ͞b̴̸̈̅̈́̊ͥͦͧbͩ͐ͪ̄ͫ̒ͮ̓̆̃ͯ͒ͧ̉͗͜͜͡b̛̛͌̐̍̒̑́̽͒̌̊̔̊̚͠b̷̈́̿̋̅ͣ́͘͜͝bͬͨ̒ͩ̂̿̚͏̀͟͢͠b̈̿ͮ͆͘͠҉̡f̊ͭ̿̀̔ͯ͊ͯͩ́̐̈ͯ̉̀̚̚̚͟u͐̂ͩ͌̑̏̋̊̔ͮ͢͞҉s̵̸ͬ͑͆̋̐̂̏͒ͫͩͣ̾͞c̨̀ͫ̄̽̏̓ͭ̄͋ͤ̄̒̑͂̀ͥ̀͟͠a̡̧̛̓͌ͩ̊ͤ̋̌͒̅̉ͮ̑̉̔ͤ̽̈̏́t̶̴ͥͪͭͪ͒̏ͣ͛̈͊ͩ̅̍̎͜͠õ̧̡͌ͮͦ̽ͧ̌͊̎̀̀͞r̷̐̈́̎̊̽̓̓ͦ̎̓̐́ͯͤ̕҉r͛̾ͪͦ͌͗͏r͑ͫ̏̈ͯ̈́ͧ͐͐̀r̊̌ͫͮ̎͌͂͜͝͞҉r̨͗̂ͪͭ̒͒̒ͯͣͩ́̚̚rͬ̄ͨͪͣ͛̌ͯ͌͒͛̾̓̚̕͢͞͝r̶̨ͭͩ͒̓͋̇͐ͭ͐̎̚̚͏̨́r̡̒̑ͥͯͯ̾͏̧̀r̛̐̾̿̚͏

XD that's still valid JS

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It's a lot of gibberish in comments, remove those lines:

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No obfuscation whatsoever at the point.

C'mon Apu, really?

It's a joke

See the one above that, it's actually legit

3DSfan12345 · Obfuscated Code Contest! *Last edited by 3DSfan12345 (Dec. 6, 2014 00:50:16)*

Last edited by 3DSfan12345 (Dec. 6, 2014 00:50:16)

bobbybee

3DSfan12345 wrote:

It's cheating, but here goes:

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Explanation: I made a picture in Photoshop that contains the words “Just Another HTML Hacker”, and encoded it into base64, and finally embedded it into the HTML.

That's actually quite awesome

base64 ^_^

goldfish678

This is cheating, really, but I'll submit it anyway.

Did this because I'm not fluent in coding enough to obfuscate even the simplest task.

JS:
http://jsfiddle.net/50x7mn3z/

MegaApuTurkUltra

goldfish678 wrote:
This is cheating, really, but I'll submit it anyway. Did this because I'm not fluent in coding enough to obfuscate even the simplest task.

JS:
http://jsfiddle.net/50x7mn3z/

Took me all of 10 secs to find it: http://i.gyazo.com/0717109e66e867dcc660c7eac91e5385.png

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