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- -Telekore-
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The Puns and Jokes Thread
Try to be funny.
What body part do you lose as you get older?
Your kidneys. As you grow, they turn into adultneys.
What works faster than a calculator?
A calcu-now!
What body part do you lose as you get older?
Your kidneys. As you grow, they turn into adultneys.
What works faster than a calculator?
A calcu-now!
Help me look for a cartoon I watched when I was younger!
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Don't eat glue, kids. <- this part of my sig appeared in a dream so I wanted to put it here
FYI: “alot” and “aswell” aren't real words. Every spellchecker I've used puts a red squiggle under those “words”.
- Crispydogs101
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The Puns and Jokes Thread
*pulls out my dad jokes book*
Hey! Look at this DTA!
Hej! My username is @Crispydogs101. I like listening to music, playing games, and more!
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- -Telekore-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
hi hungry i'm dad *pulls out my dad jokes book*
Help me look for a cartoon I watched when I was younger!
Help me work on an upcoming iceberg!
She/they, autistic, cis female, I am bi, CD-R and DVD-R enthusiast.
< i have chronic llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch // Check out my drone project! // I am coleslawphobic.
Threads I created: Experimental Music, Obscure Cartoons, Puns and Jokes, Software Gore/Tech Fails, Unicode, Synthesizers, Obsolete and Peculiar Media Formats
Don't eat glue, kids. <- this part of my sig appeared in a dream so I wanted to put it here
FYI: “alot” and “aswell” aren't real words. Every spellchecker I've used puts a red squiggle under those “words”.
- -OdysseyCentral-
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I do not understand why did Elon Musk buy Twitter for 44m$? It’s literally free on the App Store!
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- -Telekore-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
The local park ranger kicked me out for arranging squirrels by height.
They didn't want me critter-sizing.
They didn't want me critter-sizing.
Help me look for a cartoon I watched when I was younger!
Help me work on an upcoming iceberg!
She/they, autistic, cis female, I am bi, CD-R and DVD-R enthusiast.
< i have chronic llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch // Check out my drone project! // I am coleslawphobic.
Threads I created: Experimental Music, Obscure Cartoons, Puns and Jokes, Software Gore/Tech Fails, Unicode, Synthesizers, Obsolete and Peculiar Media Formats
Don't eat glue, kids. <- this part of my sig appeared in a dream so I wanted to put it here
FYI: “alot” and “aswell” aren't real words. Every spellchecker I've used puts a red squiggle under those “words”.
- -Telekore-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
bump(ed my toe on the table leg)
Help me look for a cartoon I watched when I was younger!
Help me work on an upcoming iceberg!
She/they, autistic, cis female, I am bi, CD-R and DVD-R enthusiast.
< i have chronic llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch // Check out my drone project! // I am coleslawphobic.
Threads I created: Experimental Music, Obscure Cartoons, Puns and Jokes, Software Gore/Tech Fails, Unicode, Synthesizers, Obsolete and Peculiar Media Formats
Don't eat glue, kids. <- this part of my sig appeared in a dream so I wanted to put it here
FYI: “alot” and “aswell” aren't real words. Every spellchecker I've used puts a red squiggle under those “words”.
- -Telekore-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
bumped my head and lacerated my skull ouch it's 2 painful
Help me look for a cartoon I watched when I was younger!
Help me work on an upcoming iceberg!
She/they, autistic, cis female, I am bi, CD-R and DVD-R enthusiast.
< i have chronic llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch // Check out my drone project! // I am coleslawphobic.
Threads I created: Experimental Music, Obscure Cartoons, Puns and Jokes, Software Gore/Tech Fails, Unicode, Synthesizers, Obsolete and Peculiar Media Formats
Don't eat glue, kids. <- this part of my sig appeared in a dream so I wanted to put it here
FYI: “alot” and “aswell” aren't real words. Every spellchecker I've used puts a red squiggle under those “words”.
- -Telekore-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
I dreamt of an ocean made of orange soda… turns out it was just a fanta-sea
Help me look for a cartoon I watched when I was younger!
Help me work on an upcoming iceberg!
She/they, autistic, cis female, I am bi, CD-R and DVD-R enthusiast.
< i have chronic llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch // Check out my drone project! // I am coleslawphobic.
Threads I created: Experimental Music, Obscure Cartoons, Puns and Jokes, Software Gore/Tech Fails, Unicode, Synthesizers, Obsolete and Peculiar Media Formats
Don't eat glue, kids. <- this part of my sig appeared in a dream so I wanted to put it here
FYI: “alot” and “aswell” aren't real words. Every spellchecker I've used puts a red squiggle under those “words”.
- PaperMarioFan2022
- Scratcher
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The Puns and Jokes Thread
And that’s how the cookie crumbles… *Ba dum Crash!*
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- -Telekore-
- Scratcher
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The Puns and Jokes Thread
HAH My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Help me look for a cartoon I watched when I was younger!
Help me work on an upcoming iceberg!
She/they, autistic, cis female, I am bi, CD-R and DVD-R enthusiast.
< i have chronic llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch // Check out my drone project! // I am coleslawphobic.
Threads I created: Experimental Music, Obscure Cartoons, Puns and Jokes, Software Gore/Tech Fails, Unicode, Synthesizers, Obsolete and Peculiar Media Formats
Don't eat glue, kids. <- this part of my sig appeared in a dream so I wanted to put it here
FYI: “alot” and “aswell” aren't real words. Every spellchecker I've used puts a red squiggle under those “words”.
- coolmetroid112
- Scratcher
500+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
why did you name me this way*pulls out my dad jokes book*hi hungry i'm dad
so efficient
- heybuddycanigeta
- Scratcher
100+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
what do you call a cold burger
brr-ger
brr-ger
uhh.
- TheExample_2020
- Scratcher
100+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
hey uh is this the forum for terrible jokes about birds? if so do you have one?
(don't ask.)
(don't ask.)
Last edited by TheExample_2020 (Feb. 7, 2024 23:03:53)
TheExample_2020
poster of projects, crawler of forums
highlight text with mouse and use shift + down arrow to scroll.~~~
And now, an excerpt from Matrix Dimensions (2101).
Morpheus (holding out left hand):
You take the blue pill, the story ends; you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
(Holding out right hand):
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
(Holding out middle hand?):
You take the purple pill…
Neo (confused as heck):
Wha…?
Morpheus (continued):
…I choose for you; be warned: it's probably not going to be the blue pill.
(Neo takes the blue pill and the purple pill.)
Morpheus (visibly annoyed):
The blue pill was a placebo…
(The blue pill was not a placebo.)
…and you chose the purple pill, meaning I choose for you. Come with me.
(Morpheus throws Neo out of an opened window, Neo breaking an arm and a leg in the process.)
Morpheus:
No one abuses the pills…
(continued, holding out hand below middle hand??)
…especially when you don't take the mandatory green pill.
Neo (telepathically to Morpheus):
Jinx! One… two…
(Morpheus doesn't want to be jinxed, so he jumps out of the window, breaking one of his arms and one of his legs in the process.)
Neo (weakly):
Ha! Now do you feel my pain?
Morpheus (weakly):
No, not really. Didn't feel a thing.
(Morpheus and Neo go back inside the building, while limping.)
- Elijah999999
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
Maybe this would fit better in things I'm making and creating, since you can make jokes? Or is this to discuss jokes that were already written?
Save codes:
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https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/topic/743192/?page=57#post-8009005
- -Telekore-
- Scratcher
1000+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
Mostly the latter, so I guess “original” jokes are a minority Maybe this would fit better in things I'm making and creating, since you can make jokes? Or is this to discuss jokes that were already written?
Help me look for a cartoon I watched when I was younger!
Help me work on an upcoming iceberg!
She/they, autistic, cis female, I am bi, CD-R and DVD-R enthusiast.
< i have chronic llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch // Check out my drone project! // I am coleslawphobic.
Threads I created: Experimental Music, Obscure Cartoons, Puns and Jokes, Software Gore/Tech Fails, Unicode, Synthesizers, Obsolete and Peculiar Media Formats
Don't eat glue, kids. <- this part of my sig appeared in a dream so I wanted to put it here
FYI: “alot” and “aswell” aren't real words. Every spellchecker I've used puts a red squiggle under those “words”.
- TheExample_2020
- Scratcher
100+ posts
The Puns and Jokes Thread
well! toucan play at that game!Mostly the latter, so I guess “original” jokes are a minority Maybe this would fit better in things I'm making and creating, since you can make jokes? Or is this to discuss jokes that were already written?
TheExample_2020
poster of projects, crawler of forums
highlight text with mouse and use shift + down arrow to scroll.~~~
And now, an excerpt from Matrix Dimensions (2101).
Morpheus (holding out left hand):
You take the blue pill, the story ends; you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
(Holding out right hand):
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
(Holding out middle hand?):
You take the purple pill…
Neo (confused as heck):
Wha…?
Morpheus (continued):
…I choose for you; be warned: it's probably not going to be the blue pill.
(Neo takes the blue pill and the purple pill.)
Morpheus (visibly annoyed):
The blue pill was a placebo…
(The blue pill was not a placebo.)
…and you chose the purple pill, meaning I choose for you. Come with me.
(Morpheus throws Neo out of an opened window, Neo breaking an arm and a leg in the process.)
Morpheus:
No one abuses the pills…
(continued, holding out hand below middle hand??)
…especially when you don't take the mandatory green pill.
Neo (telepathically to Morpheus):
Jinx! One… two…
(Morpheus doesn't want to be jinxed, so he jumps out of the window, breaking one of his arms and one of his legs in the process.)
Neo (weakly):
Ha! Now do you feel my pain?
Morpheus (weakly):
No, not really. Didn't feel a thing.
(Morpheus and Neo go back inside the building, while limping.)
- JTanner2026
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haiii! i'm tanner/monika :3
bi femboy
he/her
in a lot of game fandoms
i draw and sing
i am a bit silly :3
- RiversSafeZone
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The Puns and Jokes Thread
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