Jigglypuffcupidcute wrote:

I have a lot of ultra shinies in Pokemon sword, and they are not hacked (Note: I'm not bragging)

what do you mean by ‘ultra shinies’
you mean ones with yellow auras? or shiny ultra beasts? or what?

SobbsMakesGames wrote:

Jigglypuffcupidcute wrote:

I have a lot of ultra shinies in Pokemon sword, and they are not hacked (Note: I'm not bragging)

what do you mean by ‘ultra shinies’
you mean ones with yellow auras? or shiny ultra beasts? or what?

I mean the shinies that sparkle out rectangles instead of stars

:3

Jigglypuffcupidcute wrote:

SobbsMakesGames wrote:

Jigglypuffcupidcute wrote:

I have a lot of ultra shinies in Pokemon sword, and they are not hacked (Note: I'm not bragging)

what do you mean by ‘ultra shinies’
you mean ones with yellow auras? or shiny ultra beasts? or what?

I mean the shinies that sparkle out rectangles instead of stars

yeah i've always heard people just call them square shinies. idk where the phrase “ultra shinies” came from, it's a little more confusing imo

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We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

Bristle-Frost wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

Bristle-Frost wrote:

honestly i hate that it's come to this but i feel like i need to take a mental health break from this forum. wake me up when society has been rebuilt

what do you mean

it means i'm uncomfortable being here even though this franchise means so much to me

man who replaced the milk in your cereal with gasoline

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

before anybody agrees with this

every single pokemon is one thousand
a billion divided by a thousand means every pokemon has to beat a million lions
at least 80% of those pokemon couldn't even get through a thousand
and
every pokemon has a limit to the number of moves they can use
if they use up all their moves, they'll just struggle to death>
think about that>
even if they all have maxed out pp, that's 200 moves
*EVEN IF* every pokemon has two hundred moves and every move kills five lions
they only kill a million lions
even if they all have berries to restore their pp, they can only kill fifty extra lions each>
and don't even say “arceus is god” or anything like that
because arceus is only a part of god>
and, regardless of pokemon's canonical powers, they are all limited by relatively realistic physical restrictions>
think of it like this>
a lion is probably about as strong as an average pokemon>
one of every pokemon would lose to a billion of an average pokemon, or even a billion of a weak pokemon>
and as for perish song
there are three reasons it wouldn't work on lions
first: it doesn't work on humans, which means it probably doesn't work on anything other than pokemon
second: every lion would have to actually hear it
third and most importantly: it only makes them faint, so then you have to actually kill them with something else
also i'd like to point out that we don't have very much precedent for how strong pokemon moves actually are
they only ever make each other faint, even when they're using absolutely crazy moves that you'd think would kill things for sure>
no matter what we're looking at, i am fairly sure that either means pokemon have trouble killing things or their moves just aren't that strong>
literally the only way a billion lions would lose to one of every pokemon would be if you go off of the pokedex entries and completely ignore any directly shown limits, gameplay limits, anime limits, or limits of living creatures>

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

i just explained why a billion lions win no contest
if you disagree you're literally just wrong>
i don't think you disagree though
if anybody can explain any reason i'm wrong>
well
i'd be impressed

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan, which can phase between dimensions, and God, which is God, on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

C0D3N00B wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan and God on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

this argument is inane and stupid and wrong in every way
draco meteor gets used in a huge arena full of people repeatedly in sword and shield and other games and doesn't kill anybody
it doesn't even kill the pokemon it directly hits
that might kill a few lions
but not a billion>
also
“satan” is pretty weak
it has the ability to distort stuff, but it has the pokemon limit of moves and physical ability, and it probably couldn't take even a thousand lions solo
and “god” is only a piece of god>
keep in mind that an aaron can make arceus faint
pokemon are all in one ballpark for power, even absurdly strong ones are very limited>
and dialga made time and is the embodiment of time, but in the games it's never shown to directly control time>
celebi can time travel, but only through a specific point in space>
maybe if we're going off of anime you'd be right
and even if rayquaza does that, it eventually loses all of its power points>
and then what does it do
struggle to death?
or quit?
and a pokemon trainer with a thousand pokemon
wouldn't beat a pokemon trainer with a billion pidgeys
what about a lion tamer with a billion lions?
your argument is full of holes and doesn't address any of the obvious counterpoints

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan and God on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

this argument is inane and stupid and wrong in every way
draco meteor gets used in a huge arena full of people repeatedly in sword and shield and other games and doesn't kill anybody
it doesn't even kill the pokemon it directly hits
that might kill a few lions
but not a billion>
also
“satan” is pretty weak
it has the ability to distort stuff, but it has the pokemon limit of moves and physical ability, and it probably couldn't take even a thousand lions solo
and “god” is only a piece of god>
keep in mind that an aaron can make arceus faint
pokemon are all in one ballpark for power, even absurdly strong ones are very limited>
and dialga made time and is the embodiment of time, but in the games it's never shown to directly control time>
celebi can time travel, but only through a specific point in space>
maybe if we're going off of anime you'd be right
and even if rayquaza does that, it eventually loses all of its power points>
and then what does it do
struggle to death?
or quit?
and a pokemon trainer with a thousand pokemon
wouldn't beat a pokemon trainer with a billion pidgeys
what about a lion tamer with a billion lions?
your argument is full of holes and doesn't address any of the obvious counterpoints

Power points are a game mechanic, not a limitation of the pokemon. I never said there was a trainer, I said that Pokemon are intelligent, but I've already argued this with you, and I'm not doing it again.

-wrong button-

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan and God on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

this argument is inane and stupid and wrong in every way
draco meteor gets used in a huge arena full of people repeatedly in sword and shield and other games and doesn't kill anybody
it doesn't even kill the pokemon it directly hits
that might kill a few lions
but not a billion>
also
“satan” is pretty weak
it has the ability to distort stuff, but it has the pokemon limit of moves and physical ability, and it probably couldn't take even a thousand lions solo
and “god” is only a piece of god>
keep in mind that an aaron can make arceus faint
pokemon are all in one ballpark for power, even absurdly strong ones are very limited>
and dialga made time and is the embodiment of time, but in the games it's never shown to directly control time>
celebi can time travel, but only through a specific point in space>
maybe if we're going off of anime you'd be right
and even if rayquaza does that, it eventually loses all of its power points>
and then what does it do
struggle to death?
or quit?
and a pokemon trainer with a thousand pokemon
wouldn't beat a pokemon trainer with a billion pidgeys
what about a lion tamer with a billion lions?
your argument is full of holes and doesn't address any of the obvious counterpoints

i think toxic spikes and a shuckle and toxapex could stall out lions for a long time. and i don't think lions have any fire, flying, dark, ghost, and rock moves so shedinja

C0D3N00B wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan and God on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

this argument is inane and stupid and wrong in every way
draco meteor gets used in a huge arena full of people repeatedly in sword and shield and other games and doesn't kill anybody
it doesn't even kill the pokemon it directly hits
that might kill a few lions
but not a billion>
also
“satan” is pretty weak
it has the ability to distort stuff, but it has the pokemon limit of moves and physical ability, and it probably couldn't take even a thousand lions solo
and “god” is only a piece of god>
keep in mind that an aaron can make arceus faint
pokemon are all in one ballpark for power, even absurdly strong ones are very limited>
and dialga made time and is the embodiment of time, but in the games it's never shown to directly control time>
celebi can time travel, but only through a specific point in space>
maybe if we're going off of anime you'd be right
and even if rayquaza does that, it eventually loses all of its power points>
and then what does it do
struggle to death?
or quit?
and a pokemon trainer with a thousand pokemon
wouldn't beat a pokemon trainer with a billion pidgeys
what about a lion tamer with a billion lions?
your argument is full of holes and doesn't address any of the obvious counterpoints

Power points are a game mechanic, not a limitation of the pokemon, but I've already argued this with you, and I'm not doing it again.

okay but the thing is
the game mechanics are all we can judge pokemon by
and not only that
it's realistic>
think about it greyson
if you were a huge dragon that could shoot lasers
would you be able to shoot forever?
no, you'd get tired eventually
and if you kept going
you'd start struggling
and then
you'd hurt yourself>
and again
a billion sunkurns could beat one of every pokemon
and you didn't address how there is literally no way imaginable for every individual pokemon to kill a thousand lions
if it were a thousand rayquazas you'd have a case>

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan and God on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

this argument is inane and stupid and wrong in every way
draco meteor gets used in a huge arena full of people repeatedly in sword and shield and other games and doesn't kill anybody
it doesn't even kill the pokemon it directly hits
that might kill a few lions
but not a billion>
also
“satan” is pretty weak
it has the ability to distort stuff, but it has the pokemon limit of moves and physical ability, and it probably couldn't take even a thousand lions solo
and “god” is only a piece of god>
keep in mind that an aaron can make arceus faint
pokemon are all in one ballpark for power, even absurdly strong ones are very limited>
and dialga made time and is the embodiment of time, but in the games it's never shown to directly control time>
celebi can time travel, but only through a specific point in space>
maybe if we're going off of anime you'd be right
and even if rayquaza does that, it eventually loses all of its power points>
and then what does it do
struggle to death?
or quit?
and a pokemon trainer with a thousand pokemon
wouldn't beat a pokemon trainer with a billion pidgeys
what about a lion tamer with a billion lions?
your argument is full of holes and doesn't address any of the obvious counterpoints

i think toxic spikes and a shuckle and toxapex could stall out lions for a long time. and i don't think lions have any fire, flying, dark, ghost, and rock moves so shedinja

bite is dark type though
so actually they just bite it once and it dies
and again
that's not gonna kill
a thousand lions>

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan and God on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

this argument is inane and stupid and wrong in every way
draco meteor gets used in a huge arena full of people repeatedly in sword and shield and other games and doesn't kill anybody
it doesn't even kill the pokemon it directly hits
that might kill a few lions
but not a billion>
also
“satan” is pretty weak
it has the ability to distort stuff, but it has the pokemon limit of moves and physical ability, and it probably couldn't take even a thousand lions solo
and “god” is only a piece of god>
keep in mind that an aaron can make arceus faint
pokemon are all in one ballpark for power, even absurdly strong ones are very limited>
and dialga made time and is the embodiment of time, but in the games it's never shown to directly control time>
celebi can time travel, but only through a specific point in space>
maybe if we're going off of anime you'd be right
and even if rayquaza does that, it eventually loses all of its power points>
and then what does it do
struggle to death?
or quit?
and a pokemon trainer with a thousand pokemon
wouldn't beat a pokemon trainer with a billion pidgeys
what about a lion tamer with a billion lions?
your argument is full of holes and doesn't address any of the obvious counterpoints

Power points are a game mechanic, not a limitation of the pokemon, but I've already argued this with you, and I'm not doing it again.

okay but the thing is
the game mechanics are all we can judge pokemon by
and not only that
it's realistic>
think about it greyson
if you were a huge dragon that could shoot lasers
would you be able to shoot forever?
no, you'd get tired eventually
and if you kept going
you'd start struggling
and then
you'd hurt yourself>
and again
a billion sunkurns could beat one of every pokemon
and you didn't address how there is literally no way imaginable for every individual pokemon to kill a thousand lions
if it were a thousand rayquazas you'd have a case>

Power points are a game mechanic and not an actual limitation of the Pokemon. But even if it was, many ‘single target moves’ would realistically kill a ton. Flamethrower, Draco meteor, the list goes on and on. So I'm with Birdly here. Toxic Spikes, gg ez.

YanagiJuniper wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan and God on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

this argument is inane and stupid and wrong in every way
draco meteor gets used in a huge arena full of people repeatedly in sword and shield and other games and doesn't kill anybody
it doesn't even kill the pokemon it directly hits
that might kill a few lions
but not a billion>
also
“satan” is pretty weak
it has the ability to distort stuff, but it has the pokemon limit of moves and physical ability, and it probably couldn't take even a thousand lions solo
and “god” is only a piece of god>
keep in mind that an aaron can make arceus faint
pokemon are all in one ballpark for power, even absurdly strong ones are very limited>
and dialga made time and is the embodiment of time, but in the games it's never shown to directly control time>
celebi can time travel, but only through a specific point in space>
maybe if we're going off of anime you'd be right
and even if rayquaza does that, it eventually loses all of its power points>
and then what does it do
struggle to death?
or quit?
and a pokemon trainer with a thousand pokemon
wouldn't beat a pokemon trainer with a billion pidgeys
what about a lion tamer with a billion lions?
your argument is full of holes and doesn't address any of the obvious counterpoints

i think toxic spikes and a shuckle and toxapex could stall out lions for a long time. and i don't think lions have any fire, flying, dark, ghost, and rock moves so shedinja

bite is dark type though
so actually they just bite it once and it dies
and again
that's not gonna kill
a thousand lions>

toxic spikes and toxapex and shuckle will

C0D3N00B wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan and God on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

this argument is inane and stupid and wrong in every way
draco meteor gets used in a huge arena full of people repeatedly in sword and shield and other games and doesn't kill anybody
it doesn't even kill the pokemon it directly hits
that might kill a few lions
but not a billion>
also
“satan” is pretty weak
it has the ability to distort stuff, but it has the pokemon limit of moves and physical ability, and it probably couldn't take even a thousand lions solo
and “god” is only a piece of god>
keep in mind that an aaron can make arceus faint
pokemon are all in one ballpark for power, even absurdly strong ones are very limited>
and dialga made time and is the embodiment of time, but in the games it's never shown to directly control time>
celebi can time travel, but only through a specific point in space>
maybe if we're going off of anime you'd be right
and even if rayquaza does that, it eventually loses all of its power points>
and then what does it do
struggle to death?
or quit?
and a pokemon trainer with a thousand pokemon
wouldn't beat a pokemon trainer with a billion pidgeys
what about a lion tamer with a billion lions?
your argument is full of holes and doesn't address any of the obvious counterpoints

Power points are a game mechanic, not a limitation of the pokemon, but I've already argued this with you, and I'm not doing it again.

okay but the thing is
the game mechanics are all we can judge pokemon by
and not only that
it's realistic>
think about it greyson
if you were a huge dragon that could shoot lasers
would you be able to shoot forever?
no, you'd get tired eventually
and if you kept going
you'd start struggling
and then
you'd hurt yourself>
and again
a billion sunkurns could beat one of every pokemon
and you didn't address how there is literally no way imaginable for every individual pokemon to kill a thousand lions
if it were a thousand rayquazas you'd have a case>

They're just going to counter it with their power points arguement. Which is a game mechanic and not an actual limitation of the Pokemon. But even if it was, many ‘single target moves’ would realistically kill a ton. Flamethrower, Draco meteor, the list goes on and on. So I'm with Birdly here.

you misspelled now you die

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan and God on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

this argument is inane and stupid and wrong in every way
draco meteor gets used in a huge arena full of people repeatedly in sword and shield and other games and doesn't kill anybody
it doesn't even kill the pokemon it directly hits
that might kill a few lions
but not a billion>
also
“satan” is pretty weak
it has the ability to distort stuff, but it has the pokemon limit of moves and physical ability, and it probably couldn't take even a thousand lions solo
and “god” is only a piece of god>
keep in mind that an aaron can make arceus faint
pokemon are all in one ballpark for power, even absurdly strong ones are very limited>
and dialga made time and is the embodiment of time, but in the games it's never shown to directly control time>
celebi can time travel, but only through a specific point in space>
maybe if we're going off of anime you'd be right
and even if rayquaza does that, it eventually loses all of its power points>
and then what does it do
struggle to death?
or quit?
and a pokemon trainer with a thousand pokemon
wouldn't beat a pokemon trainer with a billion pidgeys
what about a lion tamer with a billion lions?
your argument is full of holes and doesn't address any of the obvious counterpoints

i think toxic spikes and a shuckle and toxapex could stall out lions for a long time. and i don't think lions have any fire, flying, dark, ghost, and rock moves so shedinja

bite is dark type though
so actually they just bite it once and it dies
and again
that's not gonna kill
a thousand lions>

toxic spikes and toxapex and shuckle will

okay so then you kill about ten thousand lions
but what about all the pokemon that can't do that and can't even kill one lion
even if half the pokemon kill a thousand lions each, that's still only half the lions
every pokemon has to kill a thousand lions>
that number is just too absurd and impossible>

YanagiJuniper wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

YanagiJuniper wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

EpicGamerBerdly wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

We can all agree that one of every pokemon easily body 1 billion lions, right?

drowning in lions

All right here we go: Even if we're taking power points into consideration: Draco Meteor. I don't think I need to remind you of the dinosaurs.
Pokemon have literal Satan and God on there side. What do lions have? Lions, that's what.
Pokemon are also very intelligent, so they could employ many strategies, like, say, Dialga goes back in time and kills the first lion.
Or, Rayquaza goes to the ozone and starts blastin' beams. How can a lion fight that which is unreachable? And even if they could reach it, lions can not breath in space.

this argument is inane and stupid and wrong in every way
draco meteor gets used in a huge arena full of people repeatedly in sword and shield and other games and doesn't kill anybody
it doesn't even kill the pokemon it directly hits
that might kill a few lions
but not a billion>
also
“satan” is pretty weak
it has the ability to distort stuff, but it has the pokemon limit of moves and physical ability, and it probably couldn't take even a thousand lions solo
and “god” is only a piece of god>
keep in mind that an aaron can make arceus faint
pokemon are all in one ballpark for power, even absurdly strong ones are very limited>
and dialga made time and is the embodiment of time, but in the games it's never shown to directly control time>
celebi can time travel, but only through a specific point in space>
maybe if we're going off of anime you'd be right
and even if rayquaza does that, it eventually loses all of its power points>
and then what does it do
struggle to death?
or quit?
and a pokemon trainer with a thousand pokemon
wouldn't beat a pokemon trainer with a billion pidgeys
what about a lion tamer with a billion lions?
your argument is full of holes and doesn't address any of the obvious counterpoints

i think toxic spikes and a shuckle and toxapex could stall out lions for a long time. and i don't think lions have any fire, flying, dark, ghost, and rock moves so shedinja

bite is dark type though
so actually they just bite it once and it dies
and again
that's not gonna kill
a thousand lions>

toxic spikes and toxapex and shuckle will

okay so then you kill about ten thousand lions
but what about all the pokemon that can't do that and can't even kill one lion
even if half the pokemon kill a thousand lions each, that's still only half the lions
every pokemon has to kill a thousand lions>
that number is just too absurd and impossible>

bold to assume we cant poison stall them all. and also protect houndstone and kingambit for the end