Daily #3 - 331 words

Candy smoothie (yep- I got super lucky xD)

Come one, come all, and try our newest delicious smoothie! Made primarily of fruity halloween candy, you’re sure to like it much more than most of the items on our menu. No offence, but a lot of the others are rather… inedible. The main reason you’ll like my candy smoothie is that it’s actually made out of food! Oh, what a luxury! I bet you can hardly believe it! But I assure you, it is true. This smoothie, right here, is made completely out of halloween treats, so it’s 100% food, and 100% delicious! And, in true trick-or-treating fashion, I’ll give it to you for free! Inside, you’ll taste everything from m&ms to twizzlers, maybe even some soda to balance out the liquid content. I’d advise away from eating too many, in case you get a sugar rush or start to feel sick, but one or two won’t harm you in the slightest!
Oh, you’d like one, young man? Of course! Pick your colour. Red? Coming right up! Here you go. Tell all your friends and family how delicious it is to have a smoothie made with actual food! We appreciate your business. Come again!
Oh wait, what’s this? My flavour is least popular? What– When– How did that happen? Everyone else is serving smoothies made of things like smartphones, rugs, and even their family members! It’s outrageous! Appalling! Anyone in their right mind would obviously prefer a halloween candy smoothie. But, I suppose the fact that it’s actually edible isn’t enough to entice you. Let me see if I can provide any other convincing reasons. One, as I’ve already mentioned, it’s free! You don’t have to spend a cent. Two, it tastes real nice. Too much might be a bit overpowering, but if you take it a little bit at a time, it’s absolutely delicious! Three– oh wait, business is starting to come in. I suppose I should take a break from advertising and actually serve my customers. Byee!

Maily 2: 159 words

I gasped. A unicorn, one of the most pure, powerful creatures, is dying?? No way?? Did a dark wizard drink its blood again?? (/ref) Well, no fear, since I should know what to do!! Once a Mythian, always a Mythian, am I right?
(Actually, I‘m not sure. When we were faced up against those terrifying beasts, I would always go into my tiger form and slink away. Or just cheesed it. Depended on how many flaming mangoes I juggled with that day)
Anyways, I excused that I could help save the unicorn anyways. I got out my never used before toy first aid kit and threw on all the bandages and plasters that we’re in there, until the Unicorn was able to stand up again. Then I chucked an ice pack at it, which it caught with it’s horn and whinnied in thanks.

Brilliant. Problem solved. It was easy, wasn’t it? Just like playing doctors and nurses.
I think.

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Weekly #3

I tried the matrix and the pomodoro technique.

In the brainstorming studio:
Orignal comment:
Your main character gets on the subway. After a while, they begin to realize that the stations they pass aren't familiar, and that they seem to be filled with all kinds of magical people and creatures. Suddenly, one of those magical beings enters the train.

Replies to others:
So the friend is walking this delicate line… maybe the friend is actually the main character, then, but the original person is the hero of the story.
Hmm, interesting! It could also just be these two people specifically - like maybe some powerful magical person gave both of the friends the other's lifeline, in an attempt to pull them appart? But your idea was cool too, either could work!

Ooh I like that. And in that story, maybe there could be a villain who always knew that the things they were doing were bad, even though it's all for a greater goal they believe in. And then there could be an alternate scene where this villain wonders if maybe they're actually a better person than the hero.

Adding on: the first object you see mentioned on that page is a McGuffin in your story.

Things that would best improve my mental health
-drinking water
-walking
-music
-showering

Why you should do them (254 words):
Drinking water is extremely important for both your physical and mental health. Water is essential for survival, obviously, but it can also make you feel a lot better mentally. I think it’s very important to do stuff like that - stuff that improves your physical health and, in doing so, your mental health, because our minds feel good when our bodies feel good. Now, not the same activities will work for everyone, but I’d definitely suggest giving these a try. Walking and showering are both things that I often find it hard to get myself to actually do, but once I do get outside or into the shower, I feel a lot better. It’s a nice break for your mind, giving you fresh air or alone time. Walking is also a good way to get exercise every day, and showering is important for good hygiene. I’d also highly suggest listening to music, as it can lighten your mood and give you a break. I find that focusing my mind on one particular thing like music can be really helpful and relaxing. It can sometimes be hard to take a break from life and give yourself a moment to relax, but it’s very important. Sometimes if you’re having trouble on something, taking a break is the answer instead of pushing yourself forwards. When you go back later, you may find it is much easier than you thought.
Take care of yourselves, everyone. Life can be overwhelming, and doing this little things can help so, so much.

Daily Nov 16 - 223 words

Flashing lights
Blinding eyes
Blinking in and out
Of the neverending sky

Childhood has gone before
Adulthood has come again
Chances falling in full force,
To paint the sky purple again

Imagination running wild,
The same shade of yellow as my heart,
Winter turns to spring again,
And I wonder, where’s the start?

Links of blue
Make chains of gold,
Friendship is green
Even till it’s old;
The past isn’t gone
Cause it’s not dead

Don’t give up yet,
Don’t you give up yet.


Dancing in the fading light
And the sunset shifts to silver
In imitation of my inner cold…

Why does the light ever die?
Why do I keep dancing?
Does the golden universe hear me?
Does it realize it’s actually gray,
That the gold rarely shows?

These things happen,
We grow old
Or we grow up.
We say things on our own,
Waving our own flags -
Indigo, all indigo opinions.

Indigo and bright blue swirl,
Gliding in my mind;
I say it’s time,
My thoughts say, wait
And I decide, fine.

I want to grow up
I want to grow
Taller and wiser
Until there’s more things I know.
There’s a golden glow of taller folks
That children see
Until they know
What it’s actually like to grow
And know
And go
And show
The world who you are.


Weekly #1
This isn't edited, like, at all. There's also no rhyme or reason to any of it - some are letters to a personified cabin, while others are letter to Hi-Fi's grandma. Yeah lol.


Dear Sci-Fi,
I am writing to you because I am deeply worried for your welfare. For one thing, all these new inventions you have been writing to me about sound highly dangerous. For another, most of them are obviously impossible! And don’t even get me started on the space travel; the fact that you got not just to the moon, but to the planet Mars has nearly caused me to start believing in witchcraft.
Anyways, I am greatly concerned for you, and hope you will come visit soon so that I can talk you out of this nonsense. I’d rather you not come in your - what do you call it? Oh, right, you’re ‘time machine.’ Just take a horse.

Sincerely,
Hi-Fi

My dearest Mystery,
I haven’t heard from you in quite some time, so I decided to send a letter and check in. How are you? Last I heard, you were taking a train somewhere, though no one seems to know exactly where you were going. Speaking of which, I sincerely apologize if any of the trains I’ve robbed in the past few months happened to be yours; I can assure it was nothing personal.
I also thought I should let you know that I’ve been hearing strange rumors about you. People say you’ve disappeared without a trace. Sci-Fi even offered to make a tracking device, which I promptly declined. I really don’t know what’s going through Sci’s head these days.
I hope to see you soon, and that you haven’t really disappeared. If what you’re up to does indeed have to do with trains, please let me know if there’s trains carrying anything valuable coming my way.

Your friend,
Hi-Fi

Dear Script,
I am writing to tell you about the many problems I have with your most recent play, the one that is supposedly about me and my train-robbing buddies. The script you have written is full of mistakes. Here is a list of all the details which aggravate me:
Cowpeople do not ride cows; we ride HORSES! Please do your research. Or learn your animals. However this mistake occurred, remedy it!
We only rob trains full of gold. No bandit cares about food or tools or any other kind of goods. Only GOLD.
The characters in your story talk so weirdly. Bandits aren’t always that dramatic. Though I suppose it would be nice if people continue to think we are… so you can leave that bit in.
I sincerely hope that you take these points into consideration. If you don’t, I shall be forced to rob the next train you take.

Yours sincerely,
Hi-Fi

Dear Adventure,
I have received your letter requesting we stop robbing the trains going to and from your kingdom. And as much as I feel a kinship towards your adventurous people, I cannot help but deny your request. You see, there are so many valuable things being transported on your trains. So much gold! The warriors recently stationed to protect your trains from me and my fellow bandits are very well trained, but also so, so fun to fight! They’re so adventurous, so excited for a battle with us!
Again, I sincerely apologize, but I love robbing your trains too much to stop. I hope you can forgive me. If you ever want to stop by the saloon in town, I’d be happy to buy you a drink - just remember there’s no guarantee I won’t buy it with money I stole from your wallet.

Warm regards,
Hi-Fi

My dearest, Fantasy,
I cannot hide my feelings for you any longer. I love you.
During these past few months on SWC island, I have gotten to know you so much better than I had before, and you are the most incredible person I have ever known. You are magical, ethereal, able to do such amazing things. I know I once loudly proclaimed that your ‘witchcraft’ was weird, but I now think it is beautiful.
I am aware that everyone knows of my infamous breakup with Bi-Fi, but I can assure you that I love you much more than I ever loved them. So please, Fantasy, send me a note via one of your dragons or phoenixes, and tell me if you love me too.
Forever yours,
Hi-Fi

Dear Dystopian,
I have just gotten word of terrible news concerning the fate that has befallen you. I’m so sorry things turned out that way, and I hope you are alright. I heard there was some sort of argument over those ridiculous machines you built? I’m surprised at you - that seems like a problem Sci-Fi would have. Anyways, since most of your world is now barren, useless, and downright dangerous, I’ve decided to lend a hand. As soon as I have a break from train-robbing, I will bring you some farming tools to help you get back on your feet.
Your friend,
Hi-Fi
Dear Bi-Fi,
I just went to the new cinema you opened, and I couldn’t believe my eyes! I don’t know how you pulled this off. The pictures - they were moving. I thought nothing could amaze me more, until I saw moving pictures in color. It was like real life, but it wasn’t! Congratulations on starting such a successful business; I will definitely be returning to see another of your - what do you call them? Oh yes, films. They are truly incredible. My only recommendation is to make a movie about train robbers. I think people would love that, and I’d be glad to take the leading role.
Sincerely,
Hi-Fi

Dear Real-fi,
I would like to book a room at your inn. I need it to be large enough for me and my fellow bandits to stay in, but also small enough not to attract attention from anyone. It would be nice if it was near the dining room, since the noise will cover whatever we’re doing. Also, it would be appreciated if the drawers, beds, and walls have hiding places for gold and anything else we happen to steal.
Oh, and if you don’t give me a room, I will rob the next supply train coming your way.
Sincerely,
Hi-Fi

Dear Thriller,
I am writing to you today to formally present a job opportunity. My fellow bandits and I are looking for new train robbers to hire for our latest heist, and we think you would be perfect for the job. You are no stranger to excitement and danger, and not afraid of missions and secrets. I also don’t think I’m mistaken in assuming you enjoy a little fun. As long as we rob enough trains and steal enough gold, it’s a very well-paying job.
Please get back to me as soon as possible. We would love to have you on our team.
Sincerely,
Hi-Fi

Hey Fan-Fi, my old friend! I saw the new book you wrote based on Script’s latest play (the one about me). It was fantastic! You got my personality perfectly. And, like, everything the bandits did in your book makes so much sense - it all felt like something we would actually do! And I really loved all the creative liberties you took, like the train running on magic, and all the bandits being magicians. It reminded me of the stories my grandmother used to tell me when I was a child.
I just think it’s so cool. If you ever want any tips, let me know, and we can get together so I can tell you how to write about me even better. Your friend,
Hi-Fi

Dear Grandma,
How are you? I was up late last night, after pulling off a large heist, thinking about all the stories you used to tell me. The ones about magical trains and fairies that led bandits to gold. I loved those bedtime stories, and the sound of your voice telling them. It was what inspired me to follow in your footsteps and become a train robber. You inspired me, with all the wonderful stories about long ago train robbers and their adventures. I hope you will tell me some stories again next time I come to visit.
Love,
Hi-Fi

My dear friend Horror,
Many strange things have been happening recently. You know me well enough not to think I’m afraid - and I’m not. But I would like some advice, and maybe some assistance.
You see, I’ve been hearing strange voices, glimpsing strange things in dark forests. And the last train I robbed had no driver - just a skeleton. I know you’re skilled in these kinds of things, so I was wondering if I could hire your services. You’re famous for your ability to speak with zombies and get rid of ghosts.
Just, please come soon.
And really, I’m not scared.
Your friend,
Hi-Fi

Dear Po,
I heard you won that poetry competition. Congratulations! I can’t imagine it’s as satisfying as robbing a train, but it must still be quite fun! I read your poem in the newspaper article. I have to admit, it was quite different from the poems I’m used to. Very different, indeed, from Emily Dickinson’s works. But it was good nonetheless, if a bit confusing.
Your poem was great
So I ate
A gate
That was my attempt at poetry. Do you like it? I have to go meet with the other bandits now, but I will write again soon.
Sincerely,
Hi-Fi

Non-Fi,
I need your help! Please gather as much information on diesel trains as possible. All the steam engines are disappearing, and my friends and I have no idea how to rob these new ones! I know you have a huge library full of facts, so please make use of it. I really need your help. Please do not tell anyone about my lack of knowledge, though. Not Bi-Fi or Real-Fi or anyone else.
Hurry, Non-Fi! I will be forever indebted to you if you can somehow get me this information in the next week. Please, be quick.
Sincerely,
Hi-Fi

Main Cabin daily - Nov 8 - 332 words

Story One
The life of another, slipping through your fingers, is something a person can never forget.
Not even me, who did it every day, for thousands of days.
Because when I finally stopped, the memories took hold.
And now I am an old, old man, with nothing but the past to keep me company.

Story Two
Estranged; mothers and daughters
The traveler entered a small tent, intent to achieve her goal. The tent’s lone occupant looked up. “It’s not much of a surprise to me that you’ve come at last.”
“It was a surprise to me,” the traveler said. “I thought I never wanted to see you again.”
“What you want can change,” was the older woman’s reply.
“So can what you need…” A pause. “I need you. We all need you to come back.”
The older woman looked up at the traveler, meeting her eyes with a bright, intense gaze. “No, you don’t.”
“Things have changed.” A hint of desperation crept into the traveler’s voice. “The kingdom won’t survive if you won’t return.”
Her voice was flat. “I can’t.”
“Please.”
Then, suddenly, filled with emotion, “What is there left for me there? Nothing.”
The traveler took a deep, emotion-tangled breath. “There’s me.”
And that was enough.

Story Three
I sort through the papers like a starving squirrel digging for acorns in winter. Her will has to be here somewhere. Grandmother was too organized for this.
There’s pages full of writings in the basement. Notebooks full of drawings. A room full of her words and life. But not the one thing I need to stop my idiotic brother from demolishing Gran’s beloved house.
I search faster, desperation making me careless. I swim in a sea of memories.
Finally, after hours, days, weeks, I find it tucked into an old copy of her favorite book. But it’s not a victory, because after reading it, I don’t know what to think.
She left the house to my brother.
Knowing he’d destroy the one place that felt like my home.

Main Cabin daily - Nov 6 - 556 words

I don't have much idea what this is, and I didn't edit it much xD. Anyways, gillyflower means affection, roses mean love, hyacinths mean rashness, and rhododendrons mean danger.

Last year, you handed me a gillyflower with a note attached. I wasn’t sure what to think - paper was so scarce these days, notes so unusual… no one handed notes to people they could talk to in person, not unless they couldn’t tell you what they wanted to say out loud. As soon as the thought entered my mind, I pushed it away. I wasn’t sure whether I hoped or feared what the note would say, but I fretted over it so much that I never actually opened it. And this year, you turned seventeen and headed off to war, leaving sixteen-year-old me behind…
We would have to write to each other now, but I still hadn’t opened your note. As we said goodbye in the garden, I could tell you were searching my face, looking for something you hoped to see. When you didn’t find it, you gave me a hug, and walked away through the bright rhododendrons with a smile that said don’t worry, I'll be okay.
I spent my time waiting and wondering, never able to focus, not even on teaching the kids. I never knew how hard being separated from you would be. It was harder than when my mother left for the war - when she left, I still had you. But now I had no one. I waited anxiously at the post office every day, standing in line with everyone else who waited to hear news of the war. You wrote to me every week, until you didn’t.
“Henry, I’m sure she’ll be alright,” everyone said. They didn’t mean it. During that terrible week, I thought about opening your gillyflower note. Held it in my hands - but somehow it was precious now, a last thing from you that I couldn’t change, hardly dared to even touch. Until the news finally came; you’d been captured in a battle, and there was no way to know whether you were alive. Then I tore open the tear-soaked note, watching as a dried flower fell into my lap.
A rose.
The note was simple:

Henry,
I’m not gonna write a poem - we both know that’s not my style. I’m sure you know what the flower means, anyways. You don’t have to decide now, but I just want you to know that I don’t care what other people think or say. I just care about you, like this rose says, and I hope you care, too.
Sorry for being so sappy.
Love, Lara

Love, Lara. Love Lara.
How could I never have told you?
I did love you, more than anything.

The next few days were a rush. I placed the note and the rose carefully on my desk, then rushed to the post office to apply for the army. It was a month early, but by the time the letter arrived, I'd be seventeen. A response came in two weeks. I was to report to General Elma’s camp for training in a fortnight - my mother’s camp.
As the hyacinths started blooming and I started packing, a determination filled me. I wanted to train, sure. I wanted to avenge you.
But I would also do everything I could to find you. Everything and anything. I didn’t care about what my mother or anyone else would think; I only cared about you.

Main Cabin daily - Nov 3 - 300 words

I know that you might think a fan smoothie would be gross, but you would not believe how wrong you are. It is actually one of the most delicious drinks to ever exist!
There are several different kinds. The first is made from a ceiling fan; it is a very delicious and flavourful drink, but more expensive due to the struggle of finding large enough ladders to harvest the fans. Then there is the kind of medium-sized fan that you might have in your house. Those are pretty delicious, easy to come by, and the most classic variation of this drink. Lastly, there is the small kind of fan which can be placed on a desk, which is small and sweet.
In general, a fan smoothie is a very airy drink, with different amounts of air depending on what level the fan was set to when it was added to the smoothie. The blades give the drink a nice crunch. I really can not see why anyone would not want a glass full of this delectable drink. Personally, I can not start the day without one. You can add whatever flavors you want to suit your personal taste. For a small extra fee, you can personalize your smoothie with things like lampshades and pens.
It is also pretty healthy. Made from all natural materials, the drinks I sell are made from freshly-bought fans. I know there have been worries in the past about fan smoothies being contaminated with dust, but I can assure you that mine are completely dust-free. So if you are allergic to dust, there is no reason to worry.
This drink is a truly delicious addition to your day, and I am sure you will not regret trying it. It is healthy, delicious, crunchy, unique, and inexpensive.

Hey, you. Yes, you. Have you ever tasted paper? WIth a little sticky side on it? Paper is delicious, am I right? One of my friends had once eaten a small piece of paper and said it was yummy.
Now, do you like smoothies? Those thick, sweet, beverages. I wonder what it’ll taste like if it was Post-It flavored…
And we, the Ultimate Lynx’s Smoothies Company™, have made that! It’s way better than the other weird smoothies. Ours actually has texture, stickiness, and secret messages on the inside! It’s made with Post-its, a red crayola colored pencil, a blue crayola colored pencil, glue, super-sticky glue, milk, flour, and a plastic bag! No added sugars either!
I can’t believe nobody has thought about such a beautiful creation like this yet. After all, who wouldn’t like a paper-smoothie combination? The crunchy, sticky, and original smoothie, you can find the post-it flavored smoothie in a supermarket near you! It tastes so crisp and soft, and definitely does not taste like plastic for some reason! Yum!
It’s also completely ok if you get any writing into this smoothie, which is a liquid drink and cannot be drawn on! It actually is for writing. Want to send a random essay to your smoothie-loving teacher? This is /the/ beverage! It’ll make them so inspired and so mesmerized by the awesomeness of this smoothie, they’ll give you straight As!
Speaking of school, it can also help you take notes that nobody else can read! Cheat sheets for tests, reminders, and a whole bunch of other messy organizing! In a smoothie, too! Isn’t this so great?
So, what do you think about this post-it smoothie? You think it sounds amazing and that I’m so intelligent for creating such a beautiful thing like this? Well, thank you very much! Now go buy it, or I will drown you in my smoothie hurricane and stuff a post-it up your throat. Too violent? Sorry…

323 words

The Backpack Smoothie. It’s a delicacy known to a select, lucky few that I plan to share with the world- because believe me, when you hear about this treat, your life will be changed forever.

We all know about backpacks. They’re useful, they’re functional, they can be pretty. They can set you apart into one group of people or the other. They may break after mere months of use, or last for years- from primary school to when you lost it on the flight to university. They can be adorned with keychains or become stuffed with random objects such as clarinet reeds, mickey mouse gloves, knee-dough minis and llama-shaped erasers- none of those which are currently lying in my bag.

The Backpack Smoothie has only one distinct taste, one of old socks and metal, one of rubber and paper. The texture is slightly reminiscent of that old pack of gum or candy that’s melted into the paper wrapping, You can get extra helpings of dust as a topping or find a compass that pricks your finger when you locate it. Some smoothies come with helpings of your overdue maths homework, and some have a tinge of ink from an unidentified spill. All Backpack Smoothies, however, have the instantlly recognisable taste of grimy fabric that’s seen a lot of places.

And don’t forget the colours! Backpack Smoothies come with a huge variety of colours and patterns, everything from lime green stars to Kirby cartoons waving at you to plain old navy blue fill-colours. Choose from flowery, feminine stripes or gold-toothed, massive grins- or go for the basic solid colour bearing the Jansport logo. The choice is yours!

So go ahead- select your very own Backpack Smoothie, and let your taste buds be overflown with the flavour of the school astro-turf field. You won’t regret it!

Weekly 1: 1586 words

(Writing as a personification of Horror)

Dear Fantasy,
I must say at first, your amount of points in just the first week is impressive, I'm writing this three days into camp and already you are at the top of the leaderboard. I am very so impressed. I visited your place yesterday and the first thing I spotted was the magical creatures you were taking in, and I saw some wounded, others healthy, all being cared for by you. Your little sanctuary is quite the project, and I am so glad that someone is taking in this precious and rare wildlife that others had so foolishly neglected.

Well done Fantasy, and keep up the good work,
-Horror (110 words)

Dear Dystopian,
Ah, my great rival. You are indeed determined and hardworking- last time I checked you were coming close in second on the leaderboard, and your hard work and perseverance are indeed unmatched. You belong to a great realm, one where every night the inked sky is punctured by stars, and a world that holds a beautifully dangerous threat. Methinks that your world of silver and mist is quite lovely despite your competition, as being a ghost I am quite a fan of it…

Write on, Dystopian, and I look forward to meeting you on the Cabin wars battlefield,
-Horror (101 words)

Dear Bizzaro Fiction,
Ahh, I love your sense of style! The movie production exiting the screen and entering your world is, as just a fact, simply thrilling! This otherwordly story just makes me want to simply hop into that very cinema and pout on my 3D sunglasses as the movie comes to life. I love your enthusiasm and spunkiness as I will be looking forward to any betrayals in Cabin Wars! yes, you did hear that I was looking forward to betrayal because that means an opportunity to get you back with some spooky surprises!!

Have a crazy session,
-Horror (100 words)

Dear Script,
Hooray! Hurrah! I love a good theatre show!! Although… mind you, I can never remember my lines, which means I am pretty envious of your excellent memory as you dazzle audiences with (sometimes spookily) spectacular shows that will capture the whole audience’s hearts!! But just because theatre is your strength doesn't mean it's your only one!! You can amaze audiences with also your hard work and dedication to writing, whether it’s a script, poetry, stories, or even essays! You never cease to amaze, awe, and wow this old ghost!!

Keep performing,
-Horror (100 words)

Dearest Folklore,
My good old friend… and my much less spooky one… since I befriend many ghosts and skeletons, as well. How is it going in that forest? No rouge spirits? Are trouble making fairies? If yes, oh dear! I hope you sort out the situation soon. If not, splendid! I’m sure that means we can meet up one day and have a good time. I mean, we have not met in a long, time and that always calls for a good catch-up. We’ve met face to face in years and years since I have been very busy on my side of the turf. But I do hope one day you could also come and visit me and also bring along your old friends as well, eh?

See you soon,
-Horror (131 words)

Dear Thriller,
Ahh, just your very name gives me the chills. Or is that just the cold water getting to me? Nevertheless, our rivalry has been below the surface constantly plotting our betrayals and plans. But, when I look at it another way, you and I are alike. We live by the codes of thrilling and scaring people, giving them that great tidal wave of adrenaline, and we do love head-on icy cold showers more than those super hot, steamy ones. So, perhaps one day, one day mind you, we can settle the competition once and for all and maybe team up for any challenges. What do you think?

See you again,
-Horror (111 words)

Dear Adventure,
Hmmm… let's start by saying that you are very… hmm… adventurous should suit you. Remember that time when we were just children, and when we were about to enter that haunted house, and then you got lost because you thought it was haunted? I think you thought it was haunted, but, so you know, I don’t think it was But anyways, I guess we could have a good joke and everything every so often, and I do miss you ever since I moved away to the Underworld. I do miss your sense of adventure, and your humor.

From,
-Horror (102 words)

Dear Mystery,
How is your new train project going? Or will you not tell me? After all, you do like to keep an air of mystery around, you, the last time we met. To be honest, I never get to know what's up or down with you, and I do wish we can chat more instead of keeping an icy wall between us. It's like what happened last time all of us had a friend reunion: you just kept yourself to yourself and you didn't even talk to anyone. Even though you used to be so chatty and friendly when we were all young? What had happened? How mysterious. But all of that aside, I hope we can talk once again and have fun,

Keep in touch,
-Horror(128 words)

Dear Science Fiction,
I have a new fondness for biology and chemistry lately. These days I cannot go about my day without starting by reading another science fact or learning a new thing about it. I hear you were in some sort of… stimulation apparently, at least that's what non-fi told me.
I hope you are doing fine, wherever in the tech universe you are. We may be neutrals, but hopefully, I could be available if you need help with any tech things. Remember when I got into coding? Once a coder, always a coder, right? I'll be more than glad to help you if you have any glitches with anything,

Yours faithfully,
-Horror (111 words)

Dear Historical Fiction,
I honestly do not know if this letter will ever be able to reach you. Why? Well, that's easy. Because you are always on the move I think, And I think you are robbing trains? Do correct me if I am wrong, because it has been decades and decades since we last met, and I barely keep in touch with you until now. I do hope you can write back to me if you do get this letter if not, that's okay. I could always write another that would hopefully reach you next time. And I also hope you are doing well as life is very alright back down in the Underworld,

From,
-Horror (117 words)

Dear Naan-Fi,
Ah, my dear friends? How is the Bread bakery project going? I do hope all is well from your cozy little oriented of the universe. Mind you, reminds me I have to visit soon and try some of your fabulous loaves! Life is going great down in the Underworlds, with all the ghosts happy and contented, and everything being as finer as ever. I am having a great time just going about my day and doing what I do. I am baking a bit of bread myself, and I will be sure to send some for you when the bread comes out of the oven! I hope it will taste delicious and you will enjoy it!!

Have a great day,
-Horror (121 words)

Dear Fanfiction,
Hi there, how's it going with your new agency? Mind you, all that time-travel stuff always makes me wow in awe, mostly because I thought that kind of study on;y existed in stories! But, instead, you have proved it to be real and possible!! How amazing!! I hope you can write back and tell me all about it, I would love to hear about your adventures!! until then, I do hope you are having a good session because things have been great so far! Do write back and tell me about everything that has happened since the last time a wrote fifteen years ago.

From,
-Horror (110 words)

Dear Poetry,
Now, I do love to remember your sense of ambition and competition as you always did love a good contest! I also thought that people think that poetry is this slow, sweeping style of writing but you are very energetic and as I remember- you can never sit still! I always do admire your sense of competition and energy like that time on sports day- it would always get you medal after medal after medal! Then you'll rise to the top with the Isle of Fame as your home base. Even though that means we stay even more out of touch lately- I hope you can write back.

Keep chasing after your dreams,
-Horror (116 words)

Dear Real-Fi,
Ah, my dear old sibling. I sent out letters to everyone needle, and that just leaves to you. How is it going, being stuck in that inn? I hope you are doing just fine because it is much better from having your ghostly powers taken away from you (I haven't told anyone about that yet- it is very embarrassing to even think about having no magical ghost powers) But I do hope you are well. I haven't seen you in the last month, even before you're o me about being in that inn and everything. We must've been so caught up in our (after)lives. So after you get out of that and I get my powers back, we could perhaps meet up one day.

-Yours Sincerely,
-Sibling Horror (130 words)

Daily 3 for Hi-fi (311 words)

Do you like smoothies? I can assure you have never in your life seen such an amazing flavor. This flavor is superior to any other, and is definitely much more healthy.

“But Sugar,” you say, “there's no way trees actually taste good. Wouldn't they taste leafy? What do you even do with the bark?” Well, I'm here to tell you to stop the hate, and accept the tree smoothies because they are awesome.

They are made of healthy blended leaves, that are just as good as veggies, but are even better than them. How many vegetables do you know come with their own bird poop sauce? None- that's because this exquisite oreo flavored sauce is available only in the tree smoothie. The bark is the main ingredient of the smoothie, and just like the leaves it is blended. The procedure goes like this: the bark is peeled and then blended into a powdery mixture, then it is added to water and shaken thoroughly. Then blended leaves with the bird poop sauce are added and shaken thoroughly. The peeled parts of the bark, and all the branches are saved and later used as toppings. After that is completed– voila! You have yourself a tree smoothie, or as I like to call it, a t- moothie.

Now, that I've told you the procedure I'm gonna tell you the benefits. Since trees produce oxygen, drinking this t- moothie gives you an oxygen boost, which is why it should be available at every hospital. The smoothies also give a burst of energy and are full of vitamins, mostly from the leaves.

I hope this has proven that tree smoothies are superior, and if at the end of all this you still don't want any, you can't know if you try. So follow the simple steps I've written down, and make yourself a batch. Or else…

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Let me tell you the delicacies of a bus window smoothie. Now, I know what you're thinking. A bus window smoothie? Who in their right mind would ever eat such a thing!? Well, it's actually a lot better than it sounds and I'll tell you why. One thing I've always about smoothies is the texture. Thick, but not too thick that you can't slurp it through a colored straw. Well now with small little pieces of glass mixed in the texture won't just be great it'll be simply immaculate. The feeling of the small shards of glass going down your throat, amazing. Not only will the glass add a special texture to the drink, but the dust as well! It goes beautifully with the shards of glass. The dust also surprisingly gives off a taste similar to sugar. Now you probably think I'm fibbing. Why would dust taste like sugar? Well, the only response to that is what reason do I have to lie to you? Personally, I have no desire to get sued, so believe me, nothing in this drink will hurt you in any way, shape, or form.

Now I will admit the drink doesn't look pleasing, but don't be one to judge a book by its cover. While the drink may appear to be a suspicious-looking gray liquid with small chunks and flakes (and if your lucky some kids booger) it's actually a cup of delight! The bus window smoothie has a taste like no other! And by a taste of no other, I mean the taste of glass and metal! Now while this may not be a pleasantry for most I assure you it's worth it with all the drink's health benefits! Did you know that metal is actually a great source of vitimns? So as you taste that strong metallic flavor just think about how many vitamins you're consuming.

Since I am sure I have now convinced you to try this delicious bus window smoothy I will give you one warning. You may want to brush your teeth a little extra after drinking. If you don't brush carefully, the drink may give your teeth a bit of a gray tinge which is something nobody wants. Now that you're convinced let me tell you about prices. Due to a very small amount of sales we have lowered to price to only 150 dollars per glass. So count your pennies and step right up to buy a glass of bus window smoothie!

(While writing the part about drinking glass I got the senation of something sharp in my throat so that's fun :thumbs_up

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“ Welcome! To start the session off, we’re focusing on epistolary writing We challenge you to pose as a personified version of your cabin and write letters to the other 14 genred cabins. The letter recipients could be the other personified cabins, or perhaps you could address it to a (made-up) friend, making the cabin theme their location. Or you could invent your own premise - be as creative as you like! However, the 14 letters should somehow be related to the 14 other cabins. "


Adventure has been travelling for a great many days, and on their travels, they discovered a new object that they sent to one of their fellow cabins. The letters that ensue are the tags that are posted with the objects and will hopefully detail what the presents are as well.

The first three gifts are packaged carefully and are uncreased, kept in perfect condition even during the travel back.



TO BI-FI, FROM ADVENTURE


Dear Bi-Fi,

Hello, sibling! As soon as I set off on my little adventure, I knew that I’d have to bring you back a present. However, I had no idea what to get, so when I reached the first town on my route, I spent a delightful afternoon exploring all sorts of shops. There was an awful lot of paraphernalia, but none that seemed particularly bizarre – until something caught my eye in the fifth shop that I searched in. You can probably see from the parcel that it is delicate, but it is a rather surprising shape and I wonder whether you can guess what it is from a couple of hints. It’s green, and it is used for carrying water – and is designed to look somewhat like a certain amphibian. Hopefully you can guess what it is from that description. Anyway, I had such a wonderful time selecting your present that I have made it my job to collect an item from every stop I make and send it off to one of our fellow cabins!

Have a great time with your new present,

The Stupendous Adventure



TO SCRIPT, FROM ADVENTURE



To Script,

Hopefully you’re having a great day! If you didn’t already know, I’m currently on an adventure that will make me tour around new lands collecting gifts (some good, some bad) for all the cabins. This is my second stop, and it is quite an eventful one – this town has a huge theatre, and I went to see a play in honour of you, of course. I’m staying quite near to the theatre, simply across the road, and at night I can see all the stage lights gleaming from behind curtains. They obviously rehearse until quite late. Anyway, while I was in the theatre, a passer-by pointed out that there was a gift shop quite nearby, so I took an old-fashioned tram to see if I could find anything there for you. The shop was a sanctuary of random gifts, so I selected this for you! To get into the November spirit, it is round and contains snow – if you shake it, that is. Inside, it has a statue of a certain character in a certain play that you like. Hopefully you like it and have somewhere to display it!

See you when I get back,

The Awesome Adventure



TO SCI-FI, FROM ADVENTURE


Greetings, Sci-Fi,

It’s been an age since we kept in contact! I know you prefer the more digital approach to communication, but currently I’m in a town with no means of communication other than old-fashioned letters, so this must make do. I think that you’ll enjoy the present and letter, nonetheless.

I’d first like to complain about how long it takes to make your way around the world. You wouldn’t think it would take this long, but I’ve been to three towns; one arts-related, one with too many shops, and this one has the bare minimum of everything. It is located by a power plant, and every so often there is a sudden shaking of the ground, (according to the locals, this is because of the energy radiating from the ground, but it makes me feel like a cool action-movie character). Apart from only having the bare necessities and there being too many earthquakes, it is quite a nice town. But finding a gift for you proved to be very difficult.

Eventually, I found this object lodged in the ground near the power plant. It is quite common, but it has a strange, unearthly glow surrounding it, which I knew you would like. For clues, it’s a sphere, and it can keep track of the places I’ve already been and where I’m going. I hope you’ll think of me when you look at it.

From your brilliant sibling,
The Excellent Adventure



The next two gifts are almost perfectly wrapped, but they don’t have as much care put into them – still, they are perfectly fine presents and are directed towards allies of the adventurous cabin.



TO POETRY, FROM ADVENTURE



Hey, hey, Poetry!

How are you doing? Hopefully you’re okay – it's kind of hard to keep track of everyone’s wellbeing in these letters, so asking is probably for the best. You won’t be able to write back, though, so there doesn’t seem to be much of a point in asking. But, then again, there’s also manners, so I think asking is for the best. (This part is rather hastily written, and there are several strikes through the text, as if Adventure was deliberating upon what to say).

Apart from that pointless rambling, I’m doing good. This tropical setting is certainly good for me, and I love getting this sun, in contrast to the places that I was in before. It seems a shame that my siblings didn’t get to hear of such positive weather, but I suppose an ally is the right person to write positively to. You may have heard that I’m sending gifts to everyone, so here’s a description of yours! Don’t open the package yet, because that wouldn’t be very fair at all – half the fun is in guessing.

Your package is rectangular-shaped and contains the works of many great artists. It is quite bulky, too, and it is great condition. It also might contain rhymes, so I think that’s a big clue.

Anyway, adios, and have a good November,

The Fabulous Adventure



TO FANFICTION, FROM ADVENTURE



Hi, Fan-Fi!

That rhyming was intentional, by the way. I’ve been travelling in the skies for the last three hours and I’m sort of sleep-deprived (the SWC spirit, obviously), so this might not be too comprehensible. Anyway, I hope you’re doing well, and this should be motivation for you to write a lot and surpass all your enemies.

I’ve got you a gift, too! It’s probably traveled for a great while to get to you (as has this letter) so you should be careful with it, and you should also appreciate it greatly. This present took a while to find. I didn’t exactly know what you’d like, but I figured it should be something related to your likes and dislikes, so I did some research and found this excellent antique at the last town I stopped at. The town had a famous clock tower, known all over the world, and many gift shops around it, so you can quickly put two and two together to see what I got you. In case you haven’t already guessed it correctly, it is a circle, and it has two hands. It’s quite special (and expensive) so treasure it, please!

Have fun telling the time,

The Fantastic Adventure.



The next gifts are hastily wrapped, but their tags are more or less comprehensible.



TO THRILLER, FROM ADVENTURE



Salutations, Thriller!

It’s great to write to you! We haven’t talked too much (being friendly neutrals, and all that) but I could never leave you out with my incredible gift-giving skills. In fact, I took a leaf out of your book and decided to take the time to go scuba diving off one of the islands that I stopped at last week. Watching all the colorful fish flash by gave me an idea, hence your gift!
However, before I get to that, I’m going to stall for a little longer – how's writing going? Obviously, you can’t really write back, but I hope that you have been productive. After all, the competitive aspect of SWC is no fun if you don’t put up a fight! These letters are doing great for my word-count. The presents are delaying my writing a little, but they’re fun, so I can’t really object.

Finally, gift-clue time! Anyway, I told you that I had an idea while diving, correct? So, I ended up diving a little more to collect the gifts for you. They’re all quite small and rough, but they have amazing patterns and they’re threaded together with a string to make a necklace or bracelet for you. You can tighten it depending on what you want it to be. This is probably harder to figure out what it is, so feel free to open the present now and get all the waiting out of the way.

Do some good writing,

The Tremendous Adventure



TO MYSTERY, FROM ADVENTURE


Howdy, Mystery,

I think you’ll like my approach to these letters – guessing gifts is quite a fun activity and thinking of the clues and riddles myself is even better. In fact, to emphasise that point, I’m going to give you a riddle so you can guess what your present is even before you unpackage it! Isn’t that kind of me?

First, I’m going to give you a riddle to warm up your brain: If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you don’t have me. What am I?

If you’ve figured out the answer, then good for you! I’m not going to say the answer, because you could just as easily glance through the letter to find it rather than thinking of it yourself, and I’m encouraging mystery-solving. The second riddle, however, is as follows:

I’m made of glass, but I don’t have people drinking out of me. I come in different shapes but I’m not a car. I have water put in me but I’m not a bath.

Can you guess what it is? Even if you can’t, which I’m pretty sure you can, you can always just open the present.

Have fun collecting some flowers,

The Majestic Adventure



The next two presents are wrapped in newspaper, but they aren’t broken – they seem neutral enough from afar.



TO HORROR, FROM ADVENTURE



Hello, Horror,

Sorry for your lack of actual wrapping paper. I ran out after the friendly neutrals, and I don’t think that it is that important to wrap yours. Hey, at least it was actually wrapped!
To celebrate this being my eighth letter and present combination, I visited a haunted house the other day! As I’m quite brave, it wasn’t too scary, but it did give me a good idea for your present, which I suppose was the most important thing, anyway. Without further ado, here are your clues!

Your gift is white and made of plastic. It is modelled after biology and it is often seen around Halloween, more particularly displayed to scare off (or entice trick-or-treaters). It is also sort of common in movies and plays.

I hope you find a use for your present,

The Hardworking Adventure



TO REALISTIC FICTION, FROM ADVENTURE


Good day, Real-Fi!

I hope you are having a somewhat average day, and that this might inspire you to do something other than that. Anyway, if you didn’t already know, I’ve been travelling around the world and sending carefully picked-out gifts to the other cabins, along with riddles and clues to make the present-opening process more enjoyable. As you are quite accustomed to hotels and inns, you will surely imagine my horror at having a mediocre hostel to settle in wearily after my travels, so I have brought you a present from the hotel itself to make you share my pain.

Without further ado, here is a description of your object! It is thin and rectangular and can contain images and text from wherever you dream of and travels great distances to enforce memories. Although, in your case, it is simply a ‘hello’ from one of the most stupendous cabins to ever grace SWC.

Farewell,

The Radiant Adventure



The rest of the gifts and letters have obviously been picked maliciously and are in horrific condition – tears in the paper, the letters scribbled on random pieces of paper, and the presents smaller and less impressive.



TO DYSTOPIAN, FROM ADVENTURE


Hello, Dystopian.

It’s Adventure, (if you can’t already tell). I suppose you’ve heard word of my travels and my current goal of sending messages to every cabin, and it has come your turn to receive one of my infamous presents. However, first I will just explain that this present took me nearly no time to select. Collecting a gift for an enemy seems wrong, but it seems that that is the rabbit hole I have fallen into, so this is the best I could do. Maybe you’ll appreciate the gesture, but maybe you won’t – and anyway, at least I’ve stolen away a bit of your time that you could have used for more productive things, so I’ll consider that a win to counteract any losses that may come from this.
Your gift is selected specially from the finest restaurant in the current island I am staying at. It is a square, and it is somewhat crumpled, and usually used for cleaning up food-related messes – however, you could very well improvise and make something magical out of this delightful gift.

Good luck with your cleaning,

The Desirable Adventure



TO NON-FICTION, FROM ADVENTURE


Greetings, Naan-Fi,

I hope your baking (or whatever you do) is going alright for you today, because this letter will no doubt bring you bad luck and any bread that you bake will quickly decrease in quality. At least you got a taste of what good bread tastes like before you must stomach whatever monstrosity this letter and present gives you.

Anyway, swiftly moving on, this letter comes with a present! And being the generous enemy I am, I decided to select you a gift that is simply made for you. Don’t think that this only took me about five seconds to grab in the first shop I investigated, as that is simply not true – it might have been about ten seconds, and that is without including the small talk I had to rush through at the counter.

For clues, here you go. It has a handle and an oval top, and it is made of wood. Hopefully that is good enough, as I can’t be bothered to waste any more time on this letter. I have about three more to get through and these passive-aggressive insults are becoming quite hard to brainstorm.

Adieu,

The Definitely Not Narcisstic Adventure



TO HISTORICAL-FICTION, FROM ADVENTURE



Good day, Historical Fiction (or Hi-Fi, but I find that full names are more intimidating),

It is your time to receive my letter and gift combination! Hopefully you’ve been looking forward to this, (I would be), and, as I am nearing the end of my travels, you have gotten a gift from a place so far that the mountain peaks have turned white with snow and the people give out free hot chocolate on every corner. I’m enjoying it a lot, and it’s really a pity that I couldn’t be sending a letter to one of my allies right now, as I’m in a comfortable and pleasant mood – nevertheless, it is your time for a clue, so here it is!

Your present was found inside a clothes shop (or rather, outside it, in the bin), but it was associated with a clothes shop, as it is an item of clothing! It is usually placed on a conductor’s head and this one in particular has a lot of holes, but it should still be wearable. Make sure to thank me when I return home!

Happy wearing,

The Humble Adventure



TO FOLKLORE, FROM ADVENTURE



Salutations, Folklore

I only have two more stops before I return back to the usual SWC realm, and I’m looking forward to returning immensely. Unfortunately for you, this means that I’m quite impatient to get home and therefore I am less willing to go search for presents. Think about it, though! At least you’ve gotten something that counts as a present, and it least you weren’t the last cabin that I’ve had to write to – these letters have devolved from happy ally-talk to describing hats with holes in them.

Your present is commonly featured in many stories, more particularly fairy tales, (think Snow White). Once ruby red or emerald green, it is now a sad brown and it contains none of the bulk that makes it renowned as a fruit. It grows on trees and has many varieties.

I sincerely hope that you weren’t looking forward to a precise and thoughtful present, as I used this particular object from breakfast this morning.

Bye,

The Favourable Adventure



The last present is as disappointing as it can get from the exterior: a small, white box with the letter nearly being triple its size.


TO FANTASY, FROM ADVENTURE



Fantasy! My lovely arch-nemesis,

It’s not too great to be writing this letter to you, to be honest. I arrive back in a mere five hours and yet I’m spending some of that precious time dwindling upon what to write to a cabin who will probably throw the letter away instantly. Anyway, I can’t be bothered to write much to you (as I said, I am travelling at this very moment and it is not whatsoever enjoyable to write at the same time as being on a plane) but I will describe your present thoroughly.

You’re not going to get a riddle or a clue – oh, no. I’m going to describe the exact process it took to package and choose this present for you, and I hope you enjoy.

The first thing that I did was buy all my materials, and then put a large box onto a table. I filled that box with tissue and placed a smaller box into it, filled that box with tissue, and just generally repeated that process until I could only tuck the tiniest box inside the package. I took the greatest care in writing a masterpiece of a quote onto the finest piece of paper I could find, then I tucked that inside. I’ll give you a second to go through all those boxes and figure out what it is I wrote.

It says ‘Adventure for the win’, in case you couldn’t read my writing. And it’s true,

The Greatest Adventure

(3052 words in total – 188, 200, 241, 226, 204, 249, 205, 140, 158, 188, 199, 188, 166, 248)

SWC main cabin daily #3 (11/3/22): Notebook smoothie!
Do you ever feel the insatiable need for knowledge? That burning hunger in the pit of your stomach for mind-bending, knowledge-expanding marks of pencil on paper? Well then do I have the thing for you: An all-new smoothie blend, featuring the unique flavor that’s none other than that of the sketchbook-turned-word-adding-tracker of Stingray herself.
This delightful flavor was created out of pure accident. Stingray, the smoothie extraordinaire, simply happened to be thirsty and need a place to doodle and keep track of her campers’ words at the same time! Necessity is the mother of invention, they say, and for sure Stingray’s hunger for word adding has brought a delectable new taste to the table. But not only is this foam-green (the color of the esteemed notebook) smoothie delicious, it’s nutritious too - the art inside will feed your mind and the fiber of the paper will soothe your digestive system. Feed your mind, you ask? Whatever could that mean? As this smoothie travels down your esophagus, you will enter a whole new world known as Stingray’s ever-evolving art style - you’ll be taken down a journey of maniacal scribbles, depressed doodles, and euphoric experiments. And for those campers who have ever wondered what it’s like to co-lead a cabin in SWC, you’ll soon discover the more technical aspect of it with wonderful records of everything Stingray’s campers have written in the past few days. Some leaders use a spreadsheet for this same purpose, but Stingray’s analog-minded-ness really works to your advantage here: Chugging down computer keys and circuitry does a number on your intestines.
But don’t take my word for it; try one out today! Not only are these smoothies practically perfect in every way, they are totally free and readily available to any camper with brave enough taste buds. Simply ask your friendly local neighborhood Stingray and she’ll be glad to serve one up!
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Daily #3

In a world of budding technology, electronics and of course, the internet, we have something brand new to introduce to you. That’s right folks, i present to you-the PHONE smoothie! with an exotic blend of flavours, such as, Iron, Silicon, Plastic, Aluminium and so much more!
This smoothie also possesses powers of making you just as wise and all-knowing as the internet without any effort. Any question you need the answer to? Right there, in your stomach but only after you swallow this tasty smoothie. Trust me on this one, ladies, gents and all. Worried about allergies? Don’t worry-our iron is vegan, our plastic recycled and gluten free. Can’t do your homework? No problem! You’ll be the most intelligent person in the Milky Way Galaxy, every answer located inside your stomach. Just think of the crunch of Iron, the silkiness of the Silicon on your tongue and all the answers to your Math homework. Don't miss out, for a limited time only. Terms and Conditions apply*

*50% off if you're an swc camper, only 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000 mangoes needed.
If you're an enemy of script-this is off limits.
Alexander Hamilton is the face of the phone smoothie.

In-cabin daily #3 (11/3/22):
It’s not every day that a neighbor and frenemy shows up at your front door, asking for your help.
But if one ever does, don’t be like me. If you accept, you will end up in the same state as I am, and the state I am in is not good. But let this be a lesson: If Estelle Jacobs needs you to help her with a “secret mission,” it can mean nothing good.
I should’ve known Estelle didn’t have my best interests in mind. Ever since I moved into her neighborhood, enrolled in her school, and started talking to her former friends, I knew she had it out for me. You could see it in the way she looked at me when we passed each other in the halls. But for some reason, today I thought it would be different. Today, I thought she’d actually want to be friends with me. Today, I’d hoped against hope that it was a new beginning.
By the time I figured out what I was getting into, it was too late.
So here’s my warning to you! If you ever see Estelle Jacobs knocking at your door, act like you’re not home.
And if you have the time, I’d love some help escaping. I’m trapped in a cave and a monster is about to eat my toes. Please come and save me.
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Daily #3
Just a note from me, I know that this was supposed to be persuading people to buy the smoothie, but I thought it'd be funnier to do… well, you'll see. Hopefully I still get points for this.

Hey there folks! Are you hungry? Are you tired? Do you not know what to do first: eat or sleep? Guess what, we've solved your problem! Introducing the pillow smoothie, a classic, fluffy, explosion of taste. Yes, this may sound weird and new to you. But don't be fooled. The pillow smoothie not only tastes amazing, but once you spill it, it stays smooth and turns into… you got it! A pillow! We've used new technology to make a 99.99% edible pillow drink! It's made of crushed feathers with just a hint of salt. We added some water and onions to get a nice texture. Trust me, this new technology is perfectly safe. Well, it's only injured… eighty-eight people. Of the one hundred that used it. But drinking it will be fine. It's safe. Tastes great. Who doesn't love that?

Here's a review for one of our best customers:
“Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Tastes like feathers, and got stuck on the roof of my mouth. I decided to dump it out into the sink because of the taste, and it turned into a pillow! I literally can't dump it in the sink or even drink it anymore! I chose to take it out of the sink and go to bed, and then realized… it was the softest pillow on earth. I've changed my mind, you should buy it.”

So, we only have one customer so far. But hey, she loved it! And you will too! For only $99.99, you can get a pillow smoothie! And you get 20% off of your order if you're an SWC camper! 50% off if you are coming from fantasy cabin! So, folks, come on down to Lila's Pillow Smoothie Factory and get one today! Seriously, please! We don't have ANY customers! Who wouldn't want this? Ha, nailed it.

Doing the daily and hopefully it'll count for points now

Drink the Choco-Doggo Smoothie, totally not made with real dogs, especially not Australian Shepherds! Instead it is made with vegan floof (made without any non-australian shepherd dog fur) that is definitely vegan, so you can be assured you’re making the healthiest choice. If you’re worried about drinking a floof smoothie, worry no longer, because reviews of what was definitely the same smoothie you’re about to eat that definitely weren’t paid reviews tell us that the Choco-Doggo smoothie is amazing!
The flavor is indescribable, at first taste incomparable, almost metallic but still retaining a slightly berry-like flavor. The aftertaste is different with every sip, sometimes like thick, milky, creamy, umami dog drool slightly reminiscent of the love your dog gave you when you came home from work or school, other times almost like plastic, leaving you craving another sip because you want to taste the metallic berries again. It’s only made 1 out of 3 people choke on the signature texture (not per sip at all, definitely), which I promise is definitely worth such a high choking risk, since it is unlike any other smoothie’s texture, almost string-like but with lots of juice and hard freeze-dried white fruit pieces. Definitely white fruit that we freeze dried, not bones at all! I can promise you that you will find the taste unforgettable, and the best part? No animals were harmed in the making of this incredibly delicious smoothie - it’s all made with fruit, vegan floof, chocolate, and milk, and if it’s your lucky day, you might even get a giant piece of White Fruit That We Definitely Have A Name For! So stick around and have a few sips of the amazing, unforgettable concoction known as the Choco-Doggo Smoothie (not made with real dogs, it’s just the name that’s weird), and watch your life transformed from the magical experience of drinking this amazing brew!

DISCLAIMER: Rose Smoothies is not responsible for any medical side effects, especially not permanent or deadly ones. It is also not responsible if you choke or die from eating it. THIS IS DEFINITELY VERY LEGAL SO DON’T QUESTION US!


351 words! I was lucky enough to see my dog chewing on a bone instead of something boring like a fireplace or a tree. Hopefully this will count for points today

SWC Daily #2
prompt: object smoothie (309 words)
I assure you, dear camper, that my *Trident Vibes Sour Patch Kids: Redberry* gum container smoothie, is indeed one of the most delicious things that your mouth will ever touch. You may be dubious, but I insist, you will feel such joy when you consume my smoothie. First off, let's start with the name: Redberry. Redberry, is in fact, not an actual berry, however, after inhaling a lot of the scent from the container, (which smells absolutely delicious) I will assure you the dusty remains in the container will make the smoothie taste simply scrumptious. It will give it a sour yet sweet flavor, similar to the gum itself. Next, let's talk about the packaging. On the surface, it appears to be inedible and hard to consume, however, contrary to popular belief, plastic is simply delicious. It will provide a crunchy taste to the smoothie, and texture like no other smoothie has experienced. It also will give the smoothie an exceptionally beautiful scarlet red colour to the smoothie, due to the colourful designs printed on the paper. All in all, the plastic is a main part of the smoothie, and a key part to making it an exceptional smoothie like no other. Finally, let's talk about the main part of the smoothie- the container. The container may seem mediocre while concerning the other aspects of the smoothie, but it is most certainly not. The container is made out of a hard, clear, plastic, that is shaped in a sphere, with a lid that has two different holes, one for a singular piece of gum, and another for multiple. This holds the entire smoothie together, giving to the absolute perfect texture and flavor, allowing for one of the most extraordinary things, this “Trident Vibes Sour Patch Kids: Redberry” gum container smoothie to touch your tongue. Thank you for your time.

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Intro: This writing uses each cabin as a ruler of a country with its own aspects, enjoy!

Dearest Thriller,
Greetings from Dystopian, your favorite sibling! Yes, I know you like Fan-fi more, just zip it. I hope your citizens are in check, because if not I have some new punishment ideas I think you will enjoy. Terrible, yet effective are these methods, and I have perfected them on some of my prisoners from Horror. By the way, you need to be more unique, you seem to be getting more and more like Horror by the day. But back to important matters. I will be sending these methods enclosed at the bottom of this letter. Be wise, sister.
Sincerely,
Dystopian

Hello Fan-fi,
Greetings from Dystopian, your favorite sibling! Yes, I know you like me the most, and I adore you too. Are you still working to get your methods together? I see you in your castle, trying methods from all the other rules, but I can assure you mine are the best. Why, just yesterday I wrote to Thriller and gave some of my most secret methods, which I tested on some Horror prisoners. I believe that my methods are the best way to keep everyone obedient. Just know that I see you taking in all the immigrants.
Sincerely,
Dystopian

Dear Fantasy,
Hello, it is I, Dystopian, here to say that I saw something I think you may not like. But before I tell you, you must promise me not to tell anyone else. If you do, me and my siblings have some punishments awaiting you in your near future; and I do not think you want that for your people. Now that I have warned you I want to tell you that I have security cameras in your city, so we'll be hidden. I fear you cannot find them. Onto business, I saw some people sneaking across your borders. I won’t say who it was or where they’re from, but I’ll tell you that.
Sincerely,
Dystopian

Dear Folklore,
I think it’s time to update your ruling methods, don’t you? You are so backdated that even poetry looks at you weirdly. Poetry does. That’s a pretty large statement. Now as your friend I’m willing to make a trade. You give me some strassorine and I’ll give you some technology. Don’t think I haven’t noticed your mine. Now if you refuse I may have to take you by force. You don’t want that for your people, so make the trade. My siblings have already begun preparing their greatest inventions for the trade so what will it be? Trade, or war.
Sincerely,
Dystopian

Dear Sci-fi,
Hello Sci! How are you doing? I think I’ve found a way to get Folklore to give up some strassorine. Yes, I know, they have been absolutely and utterly horsing it. I offered them a trade. A little bit of tech for some strassorine, they need it. Won't be much of a loss for them, because we both know how backdated they are. They still do crazy traditions and such, but I’ve gotten off track. If they agree to trade and you give me some tech I’ll give you some strassorine. If they don’t agree I’ve threatened to go to war with them, so there’s that. If you don’t agree then we’ll go to war with you. Deal? Perfect.
Sincerely,
Dystopian

Dear Mystery,
I cannot seem to get these letters through to you. Why is that? Maybe the answer is in your name, though it is not the answer I seek. I have seen great things happen in your past and I hope that as long as we stay friends. I’m asking for your aid in a war between me and poetry. I’ve never seen you and poetry as a good friendship, so I’m asking you to help me, your true friend. We may not be siblings but we are still close friends and I know you have a large army at your disposal. One word and you can help. One word and I’ll give you strassorine.
Sincerely,
Dystopian

Dear Poetry,
I have been noticing many of your people sneaking across the borders into my sisters kingdom. If this were to continue happening, I might decide to declare war. You don’t want that and neither do I, though it is a lot more convenient for me. I ask that you keep your people at bay, and maybe take more control over them. I know your language is strange if not confusing, so I have sent over a translator along with this letter. I hope we can get this problem settled once and for all, and if not the cannons will fire.
Sincerely,
Dystopian

Dailies:
Nov 1st- intoduction
Nov 2nd- PostScript Article