SWC Megathread || Nov. 2022

lokiously

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Daily 3/11: 320 words

I scream, you scream, we all scream for… candlesticks? That's right, folks! Introducing the new trend that everyone loves: candlestick shakes! Perfect for any occasion, this new flavor has everyone jumping up and down. With the holiday season coming up, make sure to put this drink on the table. Guests have reviewed this as “to die for” and they are “head over heels” for this shake. So why such an interesting add in? Well, it is proven that wax is great for your health. Known for healing scratches, cuticles, and many small injuries you might get day to day. For that, we think there's no harm in putting it in your smoothie!
Here is the best way to put your candle in. Firstly, make sure your blender is very durable. This is essential because the wax can be thick depending on what form the wax is in. I recommend melting your candle before pouring it in the blender for two reasons. One, studies show the taste is smoother once it is blended; and two, your blender will not break easily.
What does candle mix well with? Regular milk, almond milk, and soy milk are all good options for the base of your smoothie. It loosens the outcome and results in a creamy texture. Mango is so far the most successful ingredient to add since it is sweet and stringy and blends well overall. Pineapples go nicely, as well as almonds, avocados, and bananas.
Really, this smoothie is a special delicacy and should be saved for those special occasions when you'd like to treat yourself. Bring them to a party, at one you're hosting, for a picnic in the warm weather, anywhere. I'm running out of ideas. Point is, try this yummy drink and become part of the trend!

Postscript. Please note that this is satire. It is entirely a joke and candle wax is indigestible and should not be eaten.

Last edited by lokiously (Nov. 3, 2022 19:29:40)

-kreatif

daily two
Do you hate those boring smoothie flavors? Like strawberry and banana? This is the International Smoothie Company speaking. Well, we are here to spice things up, to introduce a new flavor…the french fry smoothie! Usually, a lot of french fries are thrown out at the end of the day for fast food restaurants, but we decided we would like to NOT waste food. These french fries are completely clean and have not yet been thrown in the trash. When you first take a sip of the french fry smoothie, the salty and potato-ish flavors will flood into your mouth. It is just like french fries, except in a smoothie format. This is a very eco-friendly smoothie, and like we said, it is benefiting the environment by not throwing away freshly good cooked french fries. If you are still not convinced you want to buy it, well, let us persuade you. On your first purchase of the french fry smoothie you get another one free (buy one get one free), and if you sign up for the “French Fry Smoothie Awards” app, you will get %0.0000001 off going forward, plus a fifty cents discount off on your birthday! Great deal, are we right? Once we get 100 purchases of the smoothie, we will air a commercial on national TV and take over businesses with our wonderful, fabulous, tasty, magnificent, lavish, stupendous, marvelous, rich, salty, quirky, silly, beautiful, amazing french fry smoothie. Please help our french fry smoothie dream come true. The smoothie only costs two dollars, and we assure you, it will be the most amazing thing you will ever taste in your whole life ever. Please consider buying one as it only takes 60 seconds to order (remember the buy one get one free deal too!!) Thank you everyone.

Xx_Hermione_xX

November 3rd Daily
Object Smoothies

“Gather round, gather round. Willow's Smoothies are now selling a limited time, dirty, stinky sock smoothie! It's strong taste will be sure to bring you back here running (definitely not for a refund) for more. I can ensure that you will never forget the moment you taste it, it will stay in you thoughts for years to come. What are the ingredients you might be wondering, but fear not! I will explain it all to you right now! The ingredients included in the dirty, stinky sock smoothie include; dirty socks, a glue stick, some used paper, pencil sharpening, styrofoam, candle wax and water that has been drained through dirt. These ingredients are perfect for anyone who is on a diet, everything here is *totally* edible and incredibly safe to eat. I can assure you that you will not get sick or even be disturbed by this new drink. What does this drink taste like? This question has been asked over a thousand times, trust me. You might be thinking that it is disgusting, but in all truth it is delicious, it is so good that you will want it again and again and again. To be exact it probably tastes like peppermint, basil, pepper, salt and spinach- oh an brussel sprouts, just a little bit anyway. This combination is absolutely flawless and this drink is amazing for vegetarians, well basically anyone! I can assure you that this smoothie is the best of the best, there is no need to get any other smoothie from any other store. Willow's Smoothies is nearly all original, and its flavours are destined to outshine the competitor's flavours. I know the the dirty, stink sock smoothie is amazing, once again I can assure you that you will love this smoothie, so give it a try! And come to Willow's Smoothies!”

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RoseReef

02 | daily no. 3: drink this smoothie
word count: 338/300 (excluding title and subtitle)

Drink this smoothie now.

by Nat (@RoseReef)

Toast butter smoothie with a ton of jam that has loads of sugar in it is the ultimate, ULTIMATE smoothie. No matter how much you try, you really can't get any better than this. The flavor is incredible, you can taste the toast! It's like breakfast except… in liquid form. You're probably thinking “What? Jam smoothie with toast? There's flour, baking soda, baking power, probably a bunch of levanting agents, and it was make in a brick oven!” Yeah yeah yeah, don't worry I GUARENTEE you don't taste the burnt part of the toast or the thousand of chemicals the baker lined the oven with.

This is 100%, the best. Not to mention how HEALTHY it is to have toast in your smoothie instead of pineapple! Like, come on this is seriously the prime smoothie. The butter just brings out a ton of flavor, and the jam is like adding strawberries, but they added a pound of sugar as well! I asked my little brother if the sounded like a good smoothie, and he said yes! It's endorsed by a 5 year old! Also small note, my brother usually says yes to everything. But that does not matter, no one can argue this is the most incredible smoothie you'll ever taste, it'll most likely also be the last smoothie you'll ever taste! You definitely won't gag and spit it out when you taste it.

Go try it. Now.

scratch_warrior_cat

NotebookSmoothies (376 words)

Notebooks. We’ve all spent hours and hours poring away at them, either frantically scribbling notes or equally frantically trying to decipher our own handwriting just before that high-stakes test.

At times, you may even wish that you could tear it apart and not have to worry about your notes anymore. But the book is at once your curse and your savior, and you cannot imagine living without it, at least until the end of the school year.

But what if I told you that there was another, far less painful way to absorb that knowledge? Our labs have discovered a monumental secret hidden within the pages and ink of every notebook on Earth.

Ready? Here it is.

Simply taste one of our patented NotebookSmoothies™ and feel the smarts pouring into your brain! That’s it! No hassle, no stress! Just chug a NotebookSmoothie™ right before that test and feel your worries melt away!

A lifetime of knowledge, packed with a unique, delicious flavor, seems like too good of a deal to lose!

But that’s not all, order now, and we will send you not one, not two, but three MegaNotebookSmoothies™ for the price of one! It gets better—order within the next ten minutes, and we’ll also include a NotebookSmoothie™ recipe book, complete with instructions on how to make your own NotebookSmoothies™!

And just to show our confidence in our product, we’ll even include a patented NotebookSmoothieMaker™, absolutely free! Still hesitant? Check out some of our stellar customer reviews!

“I love my NotebookSmoothies™! Without them, I never would have passed all my classes! Now, I’m headed off to a very prestigious college, all thanks to NotebookSmoothies™!”
- Jane Doe, Student

“NotebookSmoothies™ are what everyone’s talking about in the medical and educational worlds. It may be hard to believe, but my son’s grades leapt after he tried them! No need for a tutor or supplemental material, just a few smoothies, and he was suddenly a genius. And the best part is, it’s all backed by solid science!”
- Doctor

“I don’t know how I could have done it without my NotebookSmoothies™! They made me a millionaire!”
- First person in history to win Jeopardy 100 times

Our offer won’t last long! Order now, and ace life with ease!

spellboundgirl

SWC November 2022

Dailies

Daily-3
It is evening and you are taking a stroll in the park. You see a small stage set up. There is a small crowd in front of the stage. As you move closer out of curiosity, you notice a small board hanging above the closed curtains. It reads “Vidhya's all kinds of smoothies for all kinds of occasions”. As you ponder over the oddly large title, the curtains open. A girl of about twelve walks in from your left. She is wearing an unusual combination of clothes: cream colored pajamas with cute barn owls, an oversized fur coat, and magician's hat that she first tips towards the audience. Her hair is messy, like she just woke up from sleep. She starts speaking in a squeaky whisper, “Hello everyone.”. Then she speaks in a voice as deep as a whale's bellow, “Today, the smoothie”. She taps her hat. Then she begins again in a normal tone, “Sorry, my bad. So, to those who don't know me, I'm Vidhya. Those who do know me, you know who I am.”. She pauses to pull a sea green yoga mat from the edge of the stage. She continues, “ Today's new flavor is the ‘Indian yoga-mat mix!”. Murmurs ripple through the crowd. “Ahem!” she says. A shredding machine drops onto the stage from the ceiling. Ingredients appear out of nowhere. A whisk and a bowl slide onto the stage from your right. Now, the girl is trying to stuff the yoga mat into the shredder and barely succeeds. She puts the now shredded yoga mat into the bowl along with a pinch of salt and sugar, cinnamon, cardamom, ginger, and whipped cream. As you think about what a terrible cook she must be as no one adds yoga mat in a smoothie, she adds milk and stirs the mixture with the whisk. The bowl pours the smoothie into little silver glasses that seem to have magically appeared out of thin air. She takes a sip out of a glass and mutters to herself about how delicious it is and about how she should make more. Then turning towards the bewildered crowd, she says “I shall buy all of your yoga mats. Who wants to do yoga anyway? We might as well make a delicious smoothie!”. Mutters of agreement rise from the observing crowd. “Come on guys, this is seriously delicious! Who wants to try some?” she asks. Hesitantly, a few hands go up. Soon more hands join up in the air. “Great choice guys! Cheshire cat!” she shouts. As everyone looks confused, glasses fly up to the raised hands. They seem to be really enjoying themselves. Then she speaks up again, “If you ever want some, be sure to knock on Mystery’s door.” As you think about the weird experience, the curtains close, leaving you stranded in the dark…

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Daily-2
to be shared soon (article incomplete; 201 words over)

Daily-1
in the comments

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Weeklies

Last edited by spellboundgirl (Nov. 3, 2022 13:57:49)

icebunny11

sxwjq wrote:
November 3 daily (323 words):
Ever heard of the Sharpie Smoothie before? It’s the newest sweet drink that you can rely on to become a better student. Though the Sharpie Smoothie looks murky and repulsive, the true flavor cannot be more different than expected. As you take a sip, you can easily recognize the unique, intense flavor of the marvelous smoothie. It is reminiscent of elementary school days when classmates drew Sharpie tattoos on their hands. One’s writing skills can even be boosted with a single sniff of the spicy scent. With the fresh pop of tangy liquid on the tongue and an ice-cold cup of smoothie at the side, your fingertips will immediately be reaching for the keyboard. Before you know it, you’ll have a perfect, completed essay finished all in the matter of seconds. This is extremely beneficial for literature projects, as one taste will give you the ability to write an entire hundred thousand pages before the effect wears off. However, with great power comes great responsibility! There is a limit on how much Sharpie Smoothie you can drink. One container of Sharpie Smoothie can only be consumed once a month. This means it can only be used twelve times a year, so be cautious of how you drink it. If the amount consumed exceeds the once-a-month limit, you may have uncomfortable side effects including nausea, red eyes, insomnia, headaches, and tooth decay. Furthermore, the method of storage affects your physical state since warm Sharpie smoothies may become dangerous to ingest. The smoothie normally comes refrigerated, so you can store it in room temperature for one to two days before freezing again. Not only does the energy drink have countless benefits, but studies have also shown that students are more likely to be accepted into top schools after intake of the Sharpie Smoothie. In summary, you should try the Sharpie Smoothie for a blast to the past, heaps of energy, and cheat to writing beautifully.

LOL I CAN'T EVEN-

icebunny11

NickName - Ava
Content - November 3rd Daily
Word Count - 362/300
Topic - Write about a smoothie with the first thing you see on your right
Cabin - Thriller

LETS GET STARTED

Well hello there. You're here to read about smoothies, I suppose. Well, You're in luck! Today's starring smoothie is the Faucet Smoothie!!
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I bet that came out wrong.
The Faucet Smoothie helps in good digestion and various other things. And no, it does not have water from a faucet. It has a faucet itself!!
The Faucet Smoothie leaves you entranced by its deliciously sweet and spicy smell, whereas the taste leaves you spellbound. The moment the frothy liquid touches your lips, all heaven is upon you. The flavor of sweet mangos and cookies, sour grapes, and watermelon candy. The slight hint of bitter dark chocolate, the salty whiff of sea salt, and finally, the taste of a faucet.
Now, I bet you must be thinking; Why, Ms. Ava, We've never even had a nibble Faucet! How should we know what it tastes like?
Do not worry, dear kids! Of course, it is impossible to describe the beautiful flavor of the Faucet entirely, but I shall do it the best I can.
The faucet is probably the most beautiful thing you will ever taste (or tasted if you have already bought this magnificent drink).
A faucet has a unique flavor. You can chug chug chug chug all you want, but you'd never get tired of it. Imagine, we've only kept a few shredded pieces of the faucet in this smoothie! What would it have been like if we had just dumped the whole d@m thing inside?
A Faucet is like you jumping on a trampoline for the first time. The feeling vibrates through your whole body, and you feel a sudden tinge of excitement, and you feel; Oh wow, Ms. Ava, you were right the whole time, weren't you?
And I will reply; Why yes, my dear kids. I'm always right
The Faucet will bring the greatest ecstasy to your stomach. It will be churned but in a good way. And the churning will spread to all parts of the body, so it will feel like you're having a full-body massage.
Recent studies show that Faucet smoothies help people go to sleep way faster than those shuteye pills.
Go try it now.

theseventh-crow

Ah, yes, the broken alarm clock smoothie, a luxury high end product consisting of only the most natural, delicious smoothie ingredients possible. Promised to give your skin an incredibly natural, definitely-not-glow-in-the-dark shimmer and to change your vocal cords in the most charming way possible; you can get your broken alarm clock smoothie only at IncrediblySaneandSafeSmoothies.co.uk, for just £5.20 and the rest of your social life.

But what exactly are the effects of the broken alarm clock smoothie? Don’t worry, we hear your queries, and we will be sure to answer them – whether you appreciate the answer or not. Ok! So, let’s get into the answering: the most common question we’ve gotten here at Incredibly Sane and Safe Smoothies is… Will I sound like an alarm clock after this? Great question! So, the answer is that it really, just depends on what kind of smoothie package you got. If you got our premium that means you got the fully broken alarm clock and that simply means that no, you won't blare like an alarm clock every time you open your mouth. However, the premium package does include the side effects of a ridiculously early internal alarm system that will wake you up between four thirty and five thirty a.m. every single day. Apart from the ones where it doesn’t, on those days you can't rely on your new internal alarm system to wake you up, so say goodbye to any plans that you made.

On the other hand, if you only purchased our regular broken alarm clock smoothie deal, then you will go off like church bells on a Sunday, the second you utter a word. As for whether you’ll still have an internal alarm system the answer, to be frank, is no. You will not get an internal alarm system, but you will end up running on batteries a bit like a robot, meaning that you’ll have to carry a spare box of triple A batteries with you wherever you go.

Now, another common question that we get is, what else is in our smoothies? Ok, another stellar question, but we would just like to clarify that you won't die from our smoothies and only 56% of our customers end up at the A&E, so you are in relatively safe hands. Moving on from that, what we are extremely proud of at Incredibly Sane and Safe Smoothies is that there are only two ingredients in our smoothies. Obviously, the main one is broken alarm clocks (harvested every two months) but the other is pure hydrochloric acid.

Thank you so much for reading to the end, and as a special reward you can get the first three smoothie packages discounted by 2% with the code: TOEFTW.

SarahHEW

November 3rd 2022

✨Fluffy Pumpkin Pen Smoothie✨
Are you feeling unmotivated to write? Can't put pen to paper? Need a drink? Want something to boost your creativity? Well…
Come and get your SCRUMPTIOUS Fluffy Pumpkin Pen smoothie! Our MOUTHWATERING smoothies will fuel your creative juices for a whole 4 HRS, making it easy to get through writers block! You will be able to get through many chapters of your latest stories, write bucket loads of English assignments, homework will be a peice of cake! Our smoothies not double, not triple but QUADRUPLE your writing or typing speed! And I know what you’re thinking… this must taste horrible! Nope! It has the taste of whatever you like (be that a GORGEOUS raspberry, a SCRUMPTIOUS mango, a SUCCULENT strawberry or a SAVOURY pumpkin!) due to the fact that its main ingredient it the Fluffy Pumpkin Pen, which when put to paper allows you to free your imagination across an inviting blank page! Not to mention it is a beautiful inky black and light orange, mixed in a marble effect! It even has a black and orange paper straw! So not only does it taste BEAUTIFUL, work MARVELLOUSLY but it also looks TANTALISING! Everything a writer needs to start their day! And here's the secret… if you add different coloured pens to the mix, it creates a whole new WORLD of imagination, with flavours even YOU didn't know you loved! And to add to that your mind gets encouraged to think out the box for ideas, which then will get your mind in a habit of doing it, even WITHOUT our smoothies! But that doesn't mean you have to stop drinking! The flavours are TREMENDOUS and kick start your day no matter WHAT!
Now you’re probably thinking… this is too good to be true, it MUST be really expensive! Well… it’s actually only 25p (£1 if brought in a pack of 4)! This delicious beverage can be found in your local shops, and online for same day delivery, IN AN HOUR! So hop online and get your first batch free! (Offer ends 30th November at 12pm)

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UwOMonster

Strawberries

People love eating strawberries, especially kids. Strawberries are on the top three list of the most popular fruits. You can find them almost everywhere like grocery stores and farmer markets. People enjoy eating strawberries in many different ways, such as putting it in drinks or meals. There are actually a lot of things about strawberries that you may or may not have known, such as history and production.

Our usage of this brightly red, delicious fruit started in Europe about 600 years ago. The French took the strawberries from the forest to their gardens in the 1400s. In the early 15th century European monks were using the wild strawberry in their manuscripts. It wasn’t until the 16th century did strawberries become more widely known. The first garden strawberry was grown in Brittany, France during the 1800s. The strawberry is also found in Italian, Flemish, and German art.

For hundreds of years, people have come up with a wide variety of ways to enjoy strawberries. The well-liked combination of strawberries and cream was created by Thomas Wosley in the court of King Henry VIII. It is believed that Thomas served this dish at a fancy banquet in 1509, and the king loved it. In Sweden, strawberries are a traditional dessert served on St John's Day, also known as midsummer’s eve. Strawberries and cream is also a staple snack in Mexico. In addition to being consumed fresh, strawberries can be put in many other foods as dye or flavoring in frozen or prepared foods, such as cereal bars, dairy products, baked goods, and desserts. People all over the world have been enjoying strawberry milk, smoothies, ice cream, strawberry pie, strawberry shortcake, and many more.

In the United States, California provides 75% of the nation’s strawberries, which equals 1 billion strawberries a year! Peak harvesting season in California is from April through June. 10 million baskets of strawberries are shipped daily during harvest time in California. Florida is second in production with about 5,000 commercial acres? North Carolina is ranked third with about 1,600 acres. Every plant is hand-picked about every three days. Those strawberries must have been busy growing!

As you can see, people are consuming strawberries everyday. One little strawberry can be so interesting and important in our economy. We have learned about the history of strawberries and how strawberries and cream were invented. The strawberry production is booming like never before so you can enjoy fresh strawberries at the store every day!

seasiide

11/3 (300 words): Quick! Look directly to your right - what is the first object you see? Congratulations, it's now the main ingredient in your Object Smoothie! Write 300 words persuading your fellow campers that your smoothie is actually delicious for 300 points. An extra 100 points if you share your writing!

Imagine a scrumptious, healthy drink filled with bits of couch. The couch is soft, filled with pieces of stuffing/cotton and has been crushed and pulverized into tiny pieces, until it almost looks like a mini puzzle. To make it, you blend a couch, and voila, your drink is served! If you do not think that this masterpiece sounds appetizing, you are not the only one. But do not worry! Like countless others, once you taste it, your opinion will surely change. This is the showstopper Couch Smoothie, full of healthy (and delicious!) ingredients that people like you are sure to enjoy. But if you have never tried a couch, do not be afraid! A couch is the main ingredient, and it adds several health benefits to any smoothie. For example, the cotton in it makes you sleep better and longer and helps with stress, as it makes you feel relaxed, comfy, and cozy. Additionally, no one likes a headache. Well, these nutrients also help decrease the risk of headaches, heart attacks, and other diseases by at least ninety percent! And that’s just the minimum amount! Furthermore, if you are still worried about eating a couch, it is perfectly harmless! In fact, it is okay to eat no matter whether or not the couch is clean before blending. The cleanliness of the couch actually does not even affect the way the smoothie tastes or how the process goes. Don’t believe me? Then go to our official Couch Smoothie website to see the reviews of countless others who have tried both ways and tasted no difference. So, the Couch Smoothie is one drink you should try. With its multiple nutrients, healthy ingredients, and five-star reviews from those who have tried it, the Couch Smoothie is one trend you should not miss!

minergold48

Daily - 11/3/2022

Fruit smoothies are soooooo last year. I, Miner Gold, am here to save your taste buds, wiiiiith the Cofferin Smoothie! This revolutionary flavor, served inside a emerald green LEGO mug, will change the very way you think about coffee! For all you coffee lovers, it preserves the taste you love, infusing it with all-natural cane sugar to bring out its true flavor! And for those who don’t like coffee so much (and even those who argue that tea is the superior drink), the luscious caramel taste, the swirl of whipped cream on top, and the hint of mint will most certainly change your mind! This chilled concoction will always cater to your caffeine needs, leaving you charged up for anything that comes your way! Such a delightful smoothie can be in your hands (or paws, or talons. All creatures welcome here :>) for just $4.99! (Or 5 rallods!) (All types of currency accepted!) And if you come here, to Café Bites, in the next hour, you can get two for the price of one, along with your own personal LEGO mug and a small pack of LEGOs you can use to decorate it! Bring a friend, and enjoy your morning coffee in a way never seen before!

Still not convinced? Well, here’s another added bonus! If you bring in a smoothie made by a fellow SWC’er, even if it doesn’t seem like it should ever exist, we’ll add in a sugar cookie for free, decorated with a mug of coffee, of course! And there may or may not be a hint of coffee in the cookie itself…

Come to Café Bites! Try the Cofferin Smoothie! Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money/rallods/other form of currency back! But you won’t need a refund, because whether or not coffee is your thing, you’ll love this caffeinated smoothie of wonder, and all of its added bonuses!

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Last edited by minergold48 (Nov. 3, 2022 15:48:03)

SketchingWith_Nat

Intro!

Hey! My name is Natalie, (or Nat!), and my pronouns are she/they. I live in the UK, and often visit America! #UKPride!
Favourite book?

Percy Jackson! (obviously)
Twilight (team Edward)
It's not a book, but I like to watch Marvel!

Marvel is my life, and I like to watch every movie at least twice. I am currently watching Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and I am loving it!

(Also, #FantasyFTW!)

Last edited by SketchingWith_Nat (Nov. 3, 2022 15:53:46)

TWILIGHT_A

WEEKLY 1!

To our hostile neutral Adventure:
Greetings from Horror! I am here to tell you that your storyline is very creative and I love it! You aesthetics are also really cool (but we all know Horror is the supreme god

Last edited by TWILIGHT_A (Nov. 3, 2022 16:48:19)

TWILIGHT_A

WEEKLY 1

To our hostile neutral Adventure:
Greetings from Horror! I am here to tell you that your storyline is very creative and I love it! You aesthetics are also really cool (but we all know Horror is the supreme god

TWILIGHT_A

WEEKLY 1

To our hostile neutral Adventure:
Greetings from Horror! I am here to tell you that your storyline is very creative and I love it! You aesthetics are also really cool (but we all know Horror is the supreme god

KitVMH

Daily #3
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Tired of boring, uncreative, non-disgusting, tasty fruit smoothies made from boring, edible ingredients like bananas or strawberries or mangoes? Want a more unique, disgusting, possibly toxic drink? Well, look no further than our new Couch Cushion Smoothie™! Made from the triangle-shaped cushion of a very special kind of couch, the Nugget Play Couch, this marvelous beverage comes in a variety of colors, and with personalized amounts of dust! The taste of foam cushion, fabric, and zipper, the rich, chunky, fuzz-filled drink on your tongue… doesn’t it sound delicious? Plus, it’s filled with protein-rich cat hair, so has great nutritional value!
Not sold yet? Just hear what our customers have to say - they’re raving! “Who on earth thought making a smoothie out of a couch was a good idea?!” said one. They were absolutely blown away by the smoothie, and the brilliance of its creators. “Oh my god. That smoothie is-” too good to be described by words. As you can see from these totally non-doctored, completely positive quotes, everyone absolutely loves it!
Worried about how foam can be toxic and how couch cushions are absolutely not for human consumption? Well, don’t be! The Couch Cushion Smoothie is very healthy, with its protein-rich cat hair, and is made from all-natural ingredients like synthetic fabric, metal zippers and artificial foam, with no added colorings or preservatives. Delicious and nutritious!
This smoothie is the perfect drink for any occasion or purpose, as something to sip on while you work, a snack between meals or before an event, or even for poisoning your enemies! So come down to your nearest DisgusDrink location and get one today!
Note: DisgusDrink is not responsible for any health problems, including but not limited to illness or death, resulting from the consumption of this drink or any of our other products.

coolgirl100-

Daily 3: 368 words

Welcome, welcome, to a once-in-a-lifetime innovation!!! For so many decades since the beginning of the blended produce, we have been restricted to just the same, old fruit over and over again! What’s that I hear from you? You are sick of the green smoothies? The berry ones? Say that again- mango smoothie?!
Of course, mango smoothie is quite the most brilliant smoothie- Until you hear about this!! Rug smoothie! The unbeatable taste that will be a feast for when your oven tastebuds!! That familiar, rustic smell that wafts from those brand new soft carpets that adorn you floor, that unique, woolly texture, now available for the audience to experience though Rug smoothie!

Now now… Oh What did I just hear? You there have brought a new rug for you bathroom? Brilliant!! But can you drink it? No? Do you want to? Well, a too-obvious answer. Yes!!!!! But not only does this fantastical new invention is not just said to be just about the irresistible taste- no no no! We have been proven that this is actually a very nutritious smoothie for those who are willing to be led towards a happier and healthier life!!it is jam-caked full of vitamins B12, D and also calcium- a excellent push to pearls stronger teeth and bones!! Many of our taste testers aparte this as one thousand out of five stars on just the first scent and lick of this!!
Even better, this smoothie is for all year round!! You could have it as a refreshingly iced drink or a warming hit chocolate-like drink that won’t even scald your tongue!!!

These brilliant rugs are also sustainably produced as well and high quality!! The rugs we choose are handmade and are harmless to the environment!! We provide different types of rugs you can have in your smoothie, ranging from natural wool to faux fur made out of recycled plastic, we have something for everyone!!

Now, what are you waiting for!! You can buy these rug smoothies from our website, and have them delivered to your door in a bundle, pack or just one on its own! And all for very cheap prices!! Now, go out and buy some delicious, mouth watering RUG SMOOTHIES!!!

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--LilyWriter--

Daily #3 for Fantasy

Sick of eating healthy, yummy drinks? Sick to your stomach of chowing down disgusting, healthy, sweet smoothies? Tired of fruit, such as boring old papayas, watermelons, grapes cucumbers (yes, that's a fruit, O uneducated mortal) blended together to make a disgusting, mushy mix of flavours? Tired of looking akin to Denethor as you sip your completely-made-of-tomatoes smoothie? Of course, there's one fruit that tastes good in a smoothie, and we can all agree that it's the mango; but due to the unfortunate world shortage of mangoes, we have to have a substitute. After many trying experiences with disgusting replacements (an apology to our test subjects, especially Cleopatra, we hope you get out of the hospital soon after the vinegar-and-pearl concoction you volunteered to try), some of which included hair smoothies (made people choke), emotion smoothies (too explosive), textbook smoothies (too dry, and much too boring), and smoothies made of music (TOO MUCH OPERA! WE'RE NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!), we have decided on our final, world's best… (drumroll, please!) PAPERPRINTOUTOFALEXANDERHAMILTON'SIMMACULATEVISAGE SMOOTHIES!!!

…you do not possess a paper printout of Alexander Hamilton's lovely face, you say? Shame on you. Shame on you, your family, and your cow. This means that you'll have to purchase one from us. The taste of the smoothie is quite spicy, with a bit of a bite to it, and a full, rich flavour with a hint of wood pulp on top. Beautiful. We have had some test subjects immediately go seek out our company president, who has the unfortunate name of Mr. Bur, for a duel immediately after consuming it; and some other side affects include suddenly being able to sing and rap quite well, as well as bringing out a latent talent for dancing.

So try it! Try it now for the discounted price of $3,600! We promise you won't regret it!

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