Kumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.

Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.

Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat

But then they'll destroy your throat

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat

But then they'll destroy your throat

kamikaze the kumquat

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat

But then they'll destroy your throat

kamikaze the kumquat

nuke the kumquat

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat

But then they'll destroy your throat

kamikaze the kumquat

nuke the kumquat

Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.

-CoralFrappe- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat

But then they'll destroy your throat

kamikaze the kumquat

nuke the kumquat

Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.

what about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?

OnlyAbsol wrote:

Maybe we could find a way to make the kumquats not eat?

B0o0lean wrote:

Can evil kumquats identify a real signature as compared to a fake one? If not, we can replace our signatures with substitute ones that look, act and taste like the real deal. Maybe we could try and devise a chemical that will revert the evil kumquats back to their normal selves. Do we know what specifically causes evil kumquats yet?

Miraidon-koraidon wrote:

B0o0lean wrote:

Can evil kumquats identify a real signature as compared to a fake one? If not, we can replace our signatures with substitute ones that look, act and taste like the real deal. Maybe we could try and devise a chemical that will revert the evil kumquats back to their normal selves. Do we know what specifically causes evil kumquats yet?

they can… taste the difference.