So you know the 60-Second Rule? Yeah, I don’t really like it. I think it’s too long, and also too disgusting. I mean, any reasonable person could see that. In fact, newer users have to sit through the 120-Second Rule! This is obscene. Why can’t everyone just be classy like the Scratch Team, who gets the 0-Second Rule? By the time you reach 60 seconds, you should honestly just give it up — it’s gone. Try something else. Especially in a global health crisis like this one — 60 seconds could be the time between life and death. So, we should abolish the 60-Second Rule, thereby promoting healthier lifestyles for everyone.

Or, at the very least, they should change it to the 5-Second Rule. My point is, waiting up to 60 seconds after dropping food on the ground and then eating it is pretty gross.

Better idea, give everyone Scratch Team and it will quickly solve the 60-second rule issue! No problems with that!

Support, the 60-second rule means I won't be able to advertise joining the Cheese Union as fast, which is very bad.

Rejected, reported to be closed by za-chary.

10.1 Remove or decrease the 60 Second Rule
The “60 Second Rule” refers to the fact that Scratchers need to wait 60 seconds after posting in the forums before they are able to post again (120 seconds for New Scratchers). While this may seem annoying, it is extremely effective against spam. Moreover, it can require users to carefully think about what they have typed before posting. You generally do not have to wait for very long between forum posts anyway; it is just 60 seconds. Decreasing it is also rejected; that is, the number of seconds will not be changed.

Bruh u have the 0 second rule

mybearworld wrote:

˙pǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝq ʇou llᴉʍ spuoɔǝs ɟo ɹǝqɯnu ǝɥʇ 'sᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ;pǝʇɔǝɾǝɹ oslɐ sᴉ ʇᴉ ƃuᴉsɐǝɹɔǝp ˙spuoɔǝs 09 ʇsnɾ sᴉ ʇᴉ ;ʎɐʍʎuɐ sʇsod ɯnɹoɟ uǝǝʍʇǝq ƃuol ʎɹǝʌ ɹoɟ ʇᴉɐʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇou op ʎllɐɹǝuǝƃ no⅄ ˙ƃuᴉʇsod ǝɹoɟǝq pǝdʎʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇnoqɐ ʞuᴉɥʇ ʎllnɟǝɹɐɔ oʇ sɹǝsn ǝɹᴉnbǝɹ uɐɔ ʇᴉ ‘ɹǝʌoǝɹoW ˙ɯɐds ʇsuᴉɐƃɐ ǝʌᴉʇɔǝɟɟǝ ʎlǝɯǝɹʇxǝ sᴉ ʇᴉ ’ƃuᴉʎouuɐ ɯǝǝs ʎɐɯ sᴉɥʇ ǝlᴉɥM ˙(sɹǝɥɔʇɐɹɔS ʍǝN ɹoɟ spuoɔǝs 0ᄅƖ) uᴉɐƃɐ ʇsod oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹoɟǝq sɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ƃuᴉʇsod ɹǝʇɟɐ spuoɔǝs 09 ʇᴉɐʍ oʇ pǝǝu sɹǝɥɔʇɐɹɔS ʇɐɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɹǝɟǝɹ ,,ǝlnɹ puoɔǝS 09,, ǝɥ┴
ǝlnɹ puoɔǝS 09 ǝɥʇ ǝsɐǝɹɔǝp ɹo ǝʌoɯǝɹ Ɩ˙0Ɩ

˙ʎɹɐɥɔ-ɐz ʎq pǝsolɔ ǝq oʇ pǝʇɹodǝɹ 'pǝʇɔǝɾǝɹ

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mybearworld wrote:

Rejected, reported to be closed by za-chary.

10.1 Remove or decrease the 60 Second Rule
The “60 Second Rule” refers to the fact that Scratchers need to wait 60 seconds after posting in the forums before they are able to post again (120 seconds for New Scratchers). While this may seem annoying, it is extremely effective against spam. Moreover, it can require users to carefully think about what they have typed before posting. You generally do not have to wait for very long between forum posts anyway; it is just 60 seconds. Decreasing it is also rejected; that is, the number of seconds will not be changed.

No one seems to understand my point. This seems to be talking about some 60-Second Rule for the forums? I'm talking about the 60-Second Rule for food, you know, “If you drop food on the ground and eat it before 60 seconds pass, then it's safe.” I really think it should be like the 5-Second Rule or something.

Za-Chary wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

Rejected, reported to be closed by za-chary.

10.1 Remove or decrease the 60 Second Rule
The “60 Second Rule” refers to the fact that Scratchers need to wait 60 seconds after posting in the forums before they are able to post again (120 seconds for New Scratchers). While this may seem annoying, it is extremely effective against spam. Moreover, it can require users to carefully think about what they have typed before posting. You generally do not have to wait for very long between forum posts anyway; it is just 60 seconds. Decreasing it is also rejected; that is, the number of seconds will not be changed.

No one seems to understand my point. This seems to be talking about some 60-Second Rule for the forums? I'm talking about the 60-Second Rule for food, you know, “If you drop food on the ground and eat it before 60 seconds pass, then it's safe.” I really think it should be like the 5-Second Rule or something.

Oops, I just dropped some of my breakfast on the floor. Luckily, I picked it up within 5 seconds.

I thought you meant the three sextillion year rule, which I've already implemented. In my opinion it's much better than the dastardly 60 second rule.

Za-Chary wrote:

No one seems to understand my point. This seems to be talking about some 60-Second Rule for the forums? I'm talking about the 60-Second Rule for food, you know, “If you drop food on the ground and eat it before 60 seconds pass, then it's safe.” I really think it should be like the 5-Second Rule or something.

Dang, I'm so sad that you had to explain the joke. The reveal at the end of the OP was great

the2000 wrote:

Za-Chary wrote:

No one seems to understand my point. This seems to be talking about some 60-Second Rule for the forums? I'm talking about the 60-Second Rule for food, you know, “If you drop food on the ground and eat it before 60 seconds pass, then it's safe.” I really think it should be like the 5-Second Rule or something.

Dang, I'm so sad that you had to explain the joke. The reveal at the end of the OP was great

Today is the day that @the2000 wins the Internet by actually reading my post.

Za-Chary wrote:

the2000 wrote:

Za-Chary wrote:

No one seems to understand my point. This seems to be talking about some 60-Second Rule for the forums? I'm talking about the 60-Second Rule for food, you know, “If you drop food on the ground and eat it before 60 seconds pass, then it's safe.” I really think it should be like the 5-Second Rule or something.

Dang, I'm so sad that you had to explain the joke. The reveal at the end of the OP was great

Today is the day that @the2000 wins the Internet by actually reading my post.

My post still technically works because you said the Scratch Team has a 0 second rule.

Za-Chary wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

Rejected, reported to be closed by za-chary.

10.1 Remove or decrease the 60 Second Rule
The “60 Second Rule” refers to the fact that Scratchers need to wait 60 seconds after posting in the forums before they are able to post again (120 seconds for New Scratchers). While this may seem annoying, it is extremely effective against spam. Moreover, it can require users to carefully think about what they have typed before posting. You generally do not have to wait for very long between forum posts anyway; it is just 60 seconds. Decreasing it is also rejected; that is, the number of seconds will not be changed.

No one seems to understand my point. This seems to be talking about some 60-Second Rule for the forums? I'm talking about the 60-Second Rule for food, you know, “If you drop food on the ground and eat it before 60 seconds pass, then it's safe.” I really think it should be like the 5-Second Rule or something.

Ew, disgusting, it should be a 24 hour rule, 60 seconds suck

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No support. Don't drop your food and you'll never run into this problem. Besides, bacteria aren't even real and were created by the government to force you to wait 60 seconds!

Steve0Greatness wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

˙pǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝq ʇou llᴉʍ spuoɔǝs ɟo ɹǝqɯnu ǝɥʇ 'sᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ;pǝʇɔǝɾǝɹ oslɐ sᴉ ʇᴉ ƃuᴉsɐǝɹɔǝp ˙spuoɔǝs 09 ʇsnɾ sᴉ ʇᴉ ;ʎɐʍʎuɐ sʇsod ɯnɹoɟ uǝǝʍʇǝq ƃuol ʎɹǝʌ ɹoɟ ʇᴉɐʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇou op ʎllɐɹǝuǝƃ no⅄ ˙ƃuᴉʇsod ǝɹoɟǝq pǝdʎʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇnoqɐ ʞuᴉɥʇ ʎllnɟǝɹɐɔ oʇ sɹǝsn ǝɹᴉnbǝɹ uɐɔ ʇᴉ ‘ɹǝʌoǝɹoW ˙ɯɐds ʇsuᴉɐƃɐ ǝʌᴉʇɔǝɟɟǝ ʎlǝɯǝɹʇxǝ sᴉ ʇᴉ ’ƃuᴉʎouuɐ ɯǝǝs ʎɐɯ sᴉɥʇ ǝlᴉɥM ˙(sɹǝɥɔʇɐɹɔS ʍǝN ɹoɟ spuoɔǝs 0ᄅƖ) uᴉɐƃɐ ʇsod oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹoɟǝq sɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ƃuᴉʇsod ɹǝʇɟɐ spuoɔǝs 09 ʇᴉɐʍ oʇ pǝǝu sɹǝɥɔʇɐɹɔS ʇɐɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɹǝɟǝɹ ,,ǝlnɹ puoɔǝS 09,, ǝɥ┴
ǝlnɹ puoɔǝS 09 ǝɥʇ ǝsɐǝɹɔǝp ɹo ǝʌoɯǝɹ Ɩ˙0Ɩ

˙ʎɹɐɥɔ-ɐz ʎq pǝsolɔ ǝq oʇ pǝʇɹodǝɹ 'pǝʇɔǝɾǝɹ

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How do you make the text upside-down?

samq64 wrote:

Steve0Greatness wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

˙pǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝq ʇou llᴉʍ spuoɔǝs ɟo ɹǝqɯnu ǝɥʇ 'sᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ;pǝʇɔǝɾǝɹ oslɐ sᴉ ʇᴉ ƃuᴉsɐǝɹɔǝp ˙spuoɔǝs 09 ʇsnɾ sᴉ ʇᴉ ;ʎɐʍʎuɐ sʇsod ɯnɹoɟ uǝǝʍʇǝq ƃuol ʎɹǝʌ ɹoɟ ʇᴉɐʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇou op ʎllɐɹǝuǝƃ no⅄ ˙ƃuᴉʇsod ǝɹoɟǝq pǝdʎʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇnoqɐ ʞuᴉɥʇ ʎllnɟǝɹɐɔ oʇ sɹǝsn ǝɹᴉnbǝɹ uɐɔ ʇᴉ ‘ɹǝʌoǝɹoW ˙ɯɐds ʇsuᴉɐƃɐ ǝʌᴉʇɔǝɟɟǝ ʎlǝɯǝɹʇxǝ sᴉ ʇᴉ ’ƃuᴉʎouuɐ ɯǝǝs ʎɐɯ sᴉɥʇ ǝlᴉɥM ˙(sɹǝɥɔʇɐɹɔS ʍǝN ɹoɟ spuoɔǝs 0ᄅƖ) uᴉɐƃɐ ʇsod oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹoɟǝq sɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ƃuᴉʇsod ɹǝʇɟɐ spuoɔǝs 09 ʇᴉɐʍ oʇ pǝǝu sɹǝɥɔʇɐɹɔS ʇɐɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɹǝɟǝɹ ,,ǝlnɹ puoɔǝS 09,, ǝɥ┴
ǝlnɹ puoɔǝS 09 ǝɥʇ ǝsɐǝɹɔǝp ɹo ǝʌoɯǝɹ Ɩ˙0Ɩ

˙ʎɹɐɥɔ-ɐz ʎq pǝsolɔ ǝq oʇ pǝʇɹodǝɹ 'pǝʇɔǝɾǝɹ

(post written upside-down)

How do you make the text upside-down?

Turn your keyboard upside down and it should type upside down. Here's a tutorial on how to do that.

fdreerf wrote:

samq64 wrote:

Steve0Greatness wrote:

mybearworld wrote:

˙pǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝq ʇou llᴉʍ spuoɔǝs ɟo ɹǝqɯnu ǝɥʇ 'sᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ;pǝʇɔǝɾǝɹ oslɐ sᴉ ʇᴉ ƃuᴉsɐǝɹɔǝp ˙spuoɔǝs 09 ʇsnɾ sᴉ ʇᴉ ;ʎɐʍʎuɐ sʇsod ɯnɹoɟ uǝǝʍʇǝq ƃuol ʎɹǝʌ ɹoɟ ʇᴉɐʍ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇou op ʎllɐɹǝuǝƃ no⅄ ˙ƃuᴉʇsod ǝɹoɟǝq pǝdʎʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇnoqɐ ʞuᴉɥʇ ʎllnɟǝɹɐɔ oʇ sɹǝsn ǝɹᴉnbǝɹ uɐɔ ʇᴉ ‘ɹǝʌoǝɹoW ˙ɯɐds ʇsuᴉɐƃɐ ǝʌᴉʇɔǝɟɟǝ ʎlǝɯǝɹʇxǝ sᴉ ʇᴉ ’ƃuᴉʎouuɐ ɯǝǝs ʎɐɯ sᴉɥʇ ǝlᴉɥM ˙(sɹǝɥɔʇɐɹɔS ʍǝN ɹoɟ spuoɔǝs 0ᄅƖ) uᴉɐƃɐ ʇsod oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹoɟǝq sɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ƃuᴉʇsod ɹǝʇɟɐ spuoɔǝs 09 ʇᴉɐʍ oʇ pǝǝu sɹǝɥɔʇɐɹɔS ʇɐɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɹǝɟǝɹ ,,ǝlnɹ puoɔǝS 09,, ǝɥ┴
ǝlnɹ puoɔǝS 09 ǝɥʇ ǝsɐǝɹɔǝp ɹo ǝʌoɯǝɹ Ɩ˙0Ɩ

˙ʎɹɐɥɔ-ɐz ʎq pǝsolɔ ǝq oʇ pǝʇɹodǝɹ 'pǝʇɔǝɾǝɹ

(post written upside-down)

How do you make the text upside-down?

Turn your keyboard upside down and it should type upside down. Here's a tutorial on how to do that.

llǝʍ ʎɹǝʌ sʞɹoʍ ʇᴉ lɐᴉɹoʇnʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɹoɟ noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ ɟɹǝǝɹpɟ lnɟdlǝɥ ʎllɐǝɹ

fdreerf wrote:

No support. Don't drop your food and you'll never run into this problem. Besides, bacteria aren't even real and were created by the government to force you to wait 60 seconds!

Those are some pretty microscopic restraint devices/alarm clocks…

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