im bored so im gonna show you a paper i wrote for my english class one day a few months back

ThatOneWeirdDude

Sometimes in life, you have to problem-solve. I learned that a few years back at a local Chuck E Cheese, while celebrating my dog’s birthday. I had to take responsibility and stop some children who were misbehaving, instead of sitting back and letting someone else do it like I wished. This is the story.

We had arrived at Chuck E Cheese to celebrate my dog’s birthday. We got our coins and went out into the open world of machines that dispense tickets. My dog was busy playing one of those dancing games. All was well until a couple of kids entered the “Rat Playground”. These kids were nasty. They would do anything to receive a ticket, legally or illegally. Kids were being mugged left and right. I was so scared, these demon children looked like they could easily tear apart. The best thing for me to do was wait for their parents to go and stop them.

15 minutes later I find that they are still rampaging. As I continue to eat my cheese pizza, I wonder. “Should I go and stop them?” I then found out that these kids had all day play passes, meaning their parents intended on leaving them here like some sort of daycare. I then realized this was my calling card; I was going to have to be the one to stop them.

After I finished my cheese pizza, I went into the battleground. The first thing I noticed that that the DDR pad seemed inactive. I walked over, and there I saw. My dog was murdered by the children. Infuriated, I charged at the kids. I tackled one to the ground and grabbed the other 2 and screamed at them, “STOP THIS MESS RIGHT NOW! YOU MURDERED MY DOG TO GET HIS HARD EARNED 5000 TICKETS!” I then proceeded to take all 3 of their play passes and rip them in front of their faces. The look on their faces is one I never will forget. We buried the dog underneath the DDR machine after they left.

A week later, they got new play passes. But this time, they were behaving. I did it, I solved the problem. I learned that day that sometimes you have to take things into your own hands. Me and the kids both learned an important lesson that day, lessons that will follow us for life. Always try to solve problems, never wait, or you might end up losing a friend like my dog.

(this is not a joke, I actually submitted this (its already been graded so I can post it) )

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What grade did you get for it?

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ThatOneWeirdDude wrote:
Sometimes in life, you have to problem-solve. I learned that a few years back at a local Chuck E Cheese, while celebrating my dog’s birthday. I had to take responsibility and stop some children who were misbehaving, instead of sitting back and letting someone else do it like I wished. This is the story.

We had arrived at Chuck E Cheese to celebrate my dog’s birthday. We got our coins and went out into the open world of machines that dispense tickets. My dog was busy playing one of those dancing games. All was well until a couple of kids entered the “Rat Playground”. These kids were nasty. They would do anything to receive a ticket, legally or illegally. Kids were being mugged left and right. I was so scared, these demon children looked like they could easily tear apart. The best thing for me to do was wait for their parents to go and stop them.

15 minutes later I find that they are still rampaging. As I continue to eat my cheese pizza, I wonder. “Should I go and stop them?” I then found out that these kids had all day play passes, meaning their parents intended on leaving them here like some sort of daycare. I then realized this was my calling card; I was going to have to be the one to stop them.

After I finished my cheese pizza, I went into the battleground. The first thing I noticed that that the DDR pad seemed inactive. I walked over, and there I saw. My dog was murdered by the children. Infuriated, I charged at the kids. I tackled one to the ground and grabbed the other 2 and screamed at them, “STOP THIS MESS RIGHT NOW! YOU MURDERED MY DOG TO GET HIS HARD EARNED 5000 TICKETS!” I then proceeded to take all 3 of their play passes and rip them in front of their faces. The look on their faces is one I never will forget. We buried the dog underneath the DDR machine after they left.

A week later, they got new play passes. But this time, they were behaving. I did it, I solved the problem. I learned that day that sometimes you have to take things into your own hands. Me and the kids both learned an important lesson that day, lessons that will follow us for life. Always try to solve problems, never wait, or you might end up losing a friend like my dog.

(this is not a joke, I actually submitted this (its already been graded so I can post it) )

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CatsUnited wrote:
What grade did you get for it?

i cant find the assignment on google classroom or my schools online grade thing so either she didn't grade that assignment and scrapped it or its under a weird name and she deleted the google assignment

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