Topics wrote:

1) April Fool’s Day! in Announcements
No description provided.

2) BAN EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN APRILS FOOLS ON THE SUGGESTION FORUMS (LIST OF FOOLS INCLUDED) in Suggestions
No description provided.

3) Allow bruh in Suggestions
Suggestion to Allow BRUH in scratch!!

4) pardon all duplicates in Suggestions
lets delete the meaning of duplicates

5) ban posting in Suggestions
ban posting to stop necroposting

6) WikiText in forum posts in Suggestions
add epic images to the front page

7) sugetons in Suggestions
a list of really epic suggestions

8) Completely BAN Links to YouTube and DeviantArt from Scratch in Suggestions
ban stuff that nobody actually knows about

9) close the sugeston forum in Suggestions
close the sugeston forum to prevent nothing

10) Don't let ST members ruin my evil plans in Suggestions
cheesydoesstuff wants to take over the world btw i think

11) convert scratch into a toaster sales website in Suggestions
can somebody please pass me the butter?

12) Moderators tag topics in Suggestions
keep them safe for next year

13) [159 topics] The First April Fools Directory! in Suggestions

- yeet goat says hello

14) Fixing Server Troubles in the Forums in Suggestions
they are very laggy 4 me btw

15) Scratch Team Member Alignment Chart in Suggestions
lets see if Paddle2See is evil….

16) Why is the Questions about Scratch forum inferior to the Suggestions forum on April Fools' Day? in Questions about Scratch
find out yourself by clicking ^^

17) remove when green flag clicked in Suggestions
ummm how do i use appel then

18) Make A Version of Scratch for Windows 3.1 in Suggestions
no windows xp pog

19) 1d scratch in Suggestions
za-chary's suggestions are epicly epic always

20) 4d Scratch in Suggestions
-tries to find the fourth dimension-

21) im bored so im gonna show you a paper i wrote for my english class one day a few months back in Suggestions
read a book please dankuu

22) *teleports behind you* THANKS FOR THE LINK! IT DOES SEEM LIKE THIS IS A DUPLICATE TOPIC! in Suggestions
this scares me

23) STICKY THIS TOPIC in Suggestions
rip them

24) put x on all pfps in Suggestions
because there is a trend of X because of the few days thing

25) Ban Scratch Cat!!!!! in Suggestions
please no

26) send jeffalo admin panel screenshots in Suggestions
ummm is jefalo geting bannend?

27) . in Suggestions
.

28) plz change everyone pfp to a rickroll temporary!!1 in Suggestions
no thank you i like my blue profile picture which fits in perfectly with shefwerld

29) BAN Paddle2See in Suggestions
nah

30) za-chary please change everyone's pfp to a koala in Suggestions
i dont think he has the power to do that though

31) Capitalize the S in “Account settings” in Suggestions
this is the best suggestion so far

32) chaneg da scrach cat to the gumy ber from the gumy ber songg in Suggestions
gumy ber is vey neu

33) redirect scratch.mit.edu/discuss/ to ocular.jeffalo.net/ in Suggestions
if that happened i would have to set up my own forum which i cannot do

35) Dertermenter vs Za-Chary boxing match in Suggestions
ouch

36) I should probably go get dressed and do laundry. in Suggestions
meep

37) breaking news in Suggestions
breaking news live from carmes inc.

38) ad d every re je ce te d blo ck ( SCR ATH C TEEM ER EA D P LZ PZL PZL ZPLZ PZLP ZLPLZP ZPL ZPLP ZLPLPLZP PLZ) in Suggestions
umm wouldn't that waste time

39) What is a suggestion? in Suggestions
support

40) can i hack github in Suggestions
hack your own account then

41) Space-Time Travel Extension | Request From General Relativity Incorporated to the Scratch Community | General Relativity Incorporated Terms of Use in Suggestions
No description provided.

42) za-chary vs paddle2see in Suggestions
ummmmmm @harakou?

43) How do I cook eggs? in Project Ideas
Assistance required.

44) Ban sleeping in Suggestions
wonder how the fdreerf will work, eh?

45) scratch is 2 complicated 4 new scratch. in Suggestions
does not compute.

46) How 2 uz scratchblox? in Questions about Scratch
I'm not the right person for that.

47) Alllow eclickbaet in Suggestions
wat idk

48) F4F button in Suggestions
f4f is bad

49) BAN necroposting in Suggestions in Suggestions
how would dupes work then

50) great browser block in Suggestions
edge chromium is better not the fox of fire.

51) Automatically add an unremovable [color=transparent] or [scratchblocks] tag to every post. in Suggestions
I cannot think how this will benefit scratch as an educational website.

52) INSUGEST YOU GIVE YOUR EGG CRECIPE ZACHARY in Suggestions
in this episode of Za-Chary's cooking, we finally find out how he makes his world-famous fried eggs!
see https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/5064518/ for what his stove is

53) force follow in Suggestions
dat is scary

54) Promote me to teh evil kitteh empress of scretch in Suggestions
no

55) scratch in Suggestions
best sugestion ever

56) language idea: english in Suggestions
wow

57) Join me in Suggestions
I cannot answer your post right now. Please try again later.

58) User cannot make projects until they're account is 5+ years old. in Suggestions
nooooooo plz dont delete flapy cat and jefalo

59) remove scratch entirely in Suggestions
sad times

60) im bored again time to post my peppa pig short horror story i also wrote for english class in Suggestions
yes story time awesome

61) Make scratch.mit.edu a Diet Water™ production company in Suggestions
water

62) Hey, you've been a good boy. Heres a cookie. (this is a suggestion) in Suggestions
fun fact: i like cookies, especially chocolate chip.

63) Move April Fools Day to April 3 in Suggestions
rip you @-accio-

64) Make Scratch Cat a dog! in Suggestions
PLEASE NO I HAD ENOUGH WITH ITCH CAT

65) reject this suggestion in Suggestions
your choice not mine

66) Scratch Cat With You - Itch Cat in Suggestions
nice song

67) make the header look like this: in Suggestions
its too late mate

68) Officially add the XF emoji to Scratch. in Suggestions
does not compute.

69) Remove the Editor in Suggestions
scratch will die if this was implemented.

70) Remove signatures in Suggestions
no support

71) Spam. in Suggestions
eat spam

72) za-chary please read me a bedtime story in Suggestions
tbh @Za-Chary should own his own youtube channel about how he lives

73) Not a suggestion in Suggestions
does not compute.

74) A new Scratch Mascot in Suggestions
i like where the cat is thank you very much

75) I am mad in the suggestions forum. True or false? in Questions about Scratch
yes i am

76) COPYRIGHT AND SELL FDREERF in Suggestions
@fdreerf's choice, not yours

77) Delete the scratch logo in Suggestions
delete your profile picture

78) Replace the all sounds in scratch with this in Suggestions
-breaks scratch's motto-

79) Lmiep in Suggestions
skfjnf

80) Implement all rejected suggestions in Suggestions
duplicate.
Wait, I can't find it.

81) Scratch addons in Suggestions
epic extension

82) JP | How to Get Among Us for Free on PC | Sticky Guide in Suggestions
NOT
A
STICKY

83) force everyone on scratch to use grammarly in Suggestions
@hekcer

84) Wow! in Suggestions


85) RSS feed in Suggestions
wat is
RSS

86) “a”->“æ” in Suggestions
yæ

87) King of the page in Suggestions
does not compute.

88) ✔✳✅ THE EMERALD SHOP 5.0 ✔✳✅ Hiring and open for orders! ✅✳✔ Quality orders done by friendly, reliable, and professional staff! ✅✳✔ in Suggestions
Reported to be moved

89) scratchsune miku in Suggestions
thisandagain plz explain

90) Change Scratch Cat's face to Rick Astley! in Suggestions
e

91) I want to have a sticky on the Japanese forum in Suggestions
plz learn japanese then

92) IOS IPADOS 15 BETA LEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in Suggestions
Sadly, i do not use iOS.

93) MAKE 60 SECOND RULE 100000000000000000000000000000 SECONDS in Suggestions
-tries to edit sticky-

94) HOW DO WE INSERT GIF AS A SPRITE and THUMNAIL in Questions about Scratch
Idk

95) Where's the bathroom? in Questions about Scratch
Somewhere in the world.

96) big brain theory in Questions about Scratch
big brain


97) How do I use blocks? in Help With Scripts
you already made projects though

98) advanced topioc™ in Advanced Topics
Forums™

99) F in Suggestions
g

100) make a scratch editor dark theme in Suggestions
im not sure if this is an AF suggestion

101) Give infinite energy units for reaching 2000 posts on April Fools! in Suggestions
electric gravity water space

102) sue everyone who calls me a tree in Suggestions
yay 100th topic

103) Do Not Post Here 2: The Sequel in Suggestions
RIP i missed it

104) permaban everyone in Suggestions
delete your account if you want to leave scratch lol

105) helo in Suggestions
helo to you to

106) Guide to Duplicating (Za-Chary Approved!) in Suggestions
plz no you are making everything worse

107) Sorry, you have to wait 60 seconds between posts. in Suggestions
That really annoys me, that 60 second rule.

108) Za-Chary merch in Suggestions
Za-Chary = “Epic Gamer”;
Za-Chary.merch = “in Suggestions forum”;

109) za-chary sprite in Suggestions
this.needsZa-CharySprite = true;

110) ZA-CHARY WAS BANNED!!! PARTY TIME!!! in Suggestions


111) The Unofficial List Of Rejected Suggestions in Suggestions
no support

112) ban me!!!!!!!!! in Suggestions
why

113) Buy Coca Cola in Suggestions
No description provided.

114) Acquire Apple for 100 trillion in Suggestions
LLK can't spend that much money.

115) Please wait in Suggestions
why

116) Abolish private property in Suggestions
plz dont abolish my house thx

117) Add poggers emote in Suggestions
Poggers

118) Force everyone to play minecraft in Suggestions
plz no i havent got minecraft java edition yet

119) Replace Scratch Cat in Suggestions
plz dont mess with the SCRATCH CAT

120) my hair got clipped into my headphones in Suggestions
RIP you

121) ⠃⠗⠇ in Suggestions
.

122) rhythm heaven extension in Suggestions
How would that work?

123) Add communism to Scratch in Suggestions
(removed)

124) Unsticky all of the sticky’s in Suggestions
Why did I waste my time on this then?

125) give free 19 dollar fortnite cards to everyone on scratch in Suggestions
FORTNITE IS BAD FOR YOUNG CHILDREN

126) DaBaby in scratch in Suggestions
does not compute.

127) scrach team pls pls pls delte scrach in Suggestions
dupe

128) One sec imma just eat a full box of shapes pizza in Suggestions
yum yum is better

129) E in Suggestions
No description provided.

130) I might spam this forum 1 more time in Suggestions
No description provided.

131) pwease give pedibfple scratch taem memberpihs for a dya pwease in Suggestions
No description provided.

132) Permaban users who say this word in Suggestions
Why?

133) mak a blog form in Suggestions
No description provided.

134) Add facts in Suggestions
No description provided.

135) Make the scratch team cucumbers in Suggestions
cu cummmmm brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
cucumber go brrr

136) Decrease the 60-Second Rule in Suggestions
its not what you think it is…

137) me has found paddle2see's alt and the suggestion is put it everyweher in Suggestions
AAAAA I HAVE FOUND PADDLE2SEE's ALT YES BOIS

138) Forum Helper Alignment Chart in Suggestions
sad times

139) Scratch Table in Suggestions
No description provided.

140) SCRATCH THEME SONG! in Suggestions
No description provided.

141)    in Suggestions
Try going on this topic when it was on the page.

142) Scratch is a misleading name, change it! in Suggestions
No description provided.

143) A “Disable Remixes” button. in Suggestions
No description provided.

144) allow non-scratch team members to view the dustbin topics in Suggestions
No description provided.

145) BAN PEOPLE WITH 100+ POSTS in Suggestions
No description provided.

146) guess the website and get a follow in Suggestions
No description provided.

147) Please fix the error in https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/ 2, 12, 40, 42, 50, 52, everything > 60, and all dustbinned topics in Suggestions
No description provided.

148) Ban all people who don't like goats in Suggestions
No description provided.

149) Peppa Pig + Caillou Fan Club Studio in Suggestions
I hated this day..

150) partner with amogus in Suggestions
No description provided.

151) Ban all people who don't like Luo Tianyi, Hatsune Miku, or Vocaloid in Suggestions
No description provided.

152) Can I hack scratch in Suggestions
Well, this person is bored.

153) Insert topic name asking about something that will get me banned in Suggestions
thisandagain plz explain

154) How do i get banned in Suggestions
No description provided.

155) GIVE ME A TIME MACHINE in Suggestions
No description provided.

156) revert scratch to negative 3.0 in Suggestions
does not compute.

157) Scratch should allow NSFW content in Suggestions
No description provided.

158) BAN CAILLOU in Suggestions
PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

159) The ST made a new Scratch Lab! in Suggestions
No description provided.

160) Press to get 20 followers in Suggestions
No description provided.

161) chicken in Suggestions
No description provided.

162) BAN RECOLORING!!!1!!1!!1! in Suggestions
No description provided.

163) Ban and remove all signatures in Suggestions
no yeet goat will leave

9gr wrote:

plz sticky this somebody

Pianostar4 wrote:

My topic is Allow bruh

Za-Chary wrote:

9gr wrote:

plz sticky this somebody

But I don't see any topics in the OP. Ha! How do you expect to own a directory if there aren't even any topics listed in the OP? LOL FAIL