Playing with Google Translate

Pianostar4 wrote:
I wrote:
Hi google translate! How are you?
Google wrote:
Hey, this is Google translation. Sweet white tea
I wrote:
So… you're drinking sweet white tea?
Google wrote:
Hmmm … do you drink good white tea?
I wrote:
I don't drink tea, so no.
Google wrote:
I don't want to drink
I wrote:
AH HA! You aren't actually drinking the tea, are you?
Google wrote:
Do not drink
I wrote:
Uh… ok
Google wrote:
Burgundy is an abstract
I wrote:
I just looked it up… Burgundy is a wine. How can a wine be an abstract?
Google wrote:
That's it … Bordeaux, why don't you look at the wine?
I wrote:
I think we should stop talking. This conversation doesn't make any sense.
Google wrote:
I think we need to talk now. This argument is very interesting
I wrote:
Grrr
Google wrote:
Author
I wrote:
I will fight you
Google wrote:
And overconfidence
I wrote:
THAT'S IT! COME HERE RIGHT NOW!!
Google wrote:
Tuesday here
I wrote:
Oh. Well… Yes. It is Tuesday.
Google wrote:
Yes, Tuesday.

Do not fight him.
He is spitting straight fax.
Do not drink, kids.

64lu

duplicate! (or should I say, “Copy of Y.)
this topic is way more active than it though (and has more pages) so I think this should be the one to stay open
I do think it’s funny how similar the topics are in content though

Maximouse

64lu wrote:
duplicate! (or should I say, “Copy of Y.)
this topic is way more active than it though (and has more pages) so I think this should be the one to stay open
I do think it’s funny how similar the topics are in content though

The “bad translator” that topic is about doesn't seem to exist any more (searching for “ackuna bad translator” on Google shows lots of websites about the translator but not the translator itself).

AHypnoman

64lu wrote:
duplicate! (or should I say, “Copy of Y.)
this topic is way more active than it though (and has more pages) so I think this should be the one to stay open
I do think it’s funny how similar the topics are in content though

It’s a paid service by the look of the homepage.

D-ScratchNinja

“Animated Text blocks let you animate and change the colors and fonts of text in your project. With these blocks, you can try things like: Telling a story; Adding a score to a game; Animating a poem. Try it out! Face Sensing blocks let you snap sprites to a video image of your face. With these blocks, you can try things like: Creating a funny costume; Controlling a game with your face; Pressing buttons with your mouth. Try it out!”

Now we Google Translate it…

“Move videos to a project document and change color and font. In these blocks you can try: read the information. Add a game icon. Send me an offer. Try it! A beautiful frame lets you draw objects and pretend you're watching a video. With these stones you can try one of the following ways: make a beautiful dress. Game manager? Turn off the power. Try it!”

Credit: https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/4846233/

D-ScratchNinja

“Jan. 31, 2021 14:44:54” was translated into “2021 January 31 14.44.54”
“© Jul 23, 2020” was translated into “© July 2020”
“s ” was translated into “Insurance, -Ma.”
“L!” was translated into “ΝΑΜ!”
“zzz” was translated into “Z Z.”

Poyo1234

¿cómo tradujiste esto?

Try to understand this (it is in Spanish)

If you need help translate it with google translate

endermaster3690

ScratchCatHELLO wrote:
AHypnoman wrote:
Vaibhs11 wrote:
lovecodeabc wrote:
Funny how I suck = An interesting cream
Scratch Wiki = Mickey Mickey
Mickipedia

The more I look at this, the more cursed it becomes

“mickeys”
“learn to mickey”
“upload mickey”
“mickey portal”
“contact mickey”
“permanent mickey”
“special mickeys”
“Mickey Mick (Mickymicmic)”

this reminds me of that one scene from winnie the pooh

Download as Mickey (*.mickey)
Mickeyable Version
Mickeymedia Commons
Random Mickey

pandacorn_owl

‘'Carry it directly on your head, forehead.’' came from ‘'head on apply, directly to the forehead.’'

endermaster3690

I translated all of Revenge by CaptainSparkles but it said it was tryhardninja. Anyways, here's the result. Unusual parts are underlined.

Revenge (Minecraft song)
Song by TriHardNinja

Crawler, man
So we are in the mine again, waving at each other with axes
next door
This task is stressful, I hope you find the diamond tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Head, listen to the voice, turn and look up, shock completely at your body
Oh no, that's you again
I can't forget that eye, that eye, that eye
Eyes, eyes, eyes
Because my spooky darling tonight is trying to steal all our stuff again
Because baby tonight you take the hoe and lock again
Run, run until you are finished, until the sun rises in the morning '
Because my spooky darling tonight is trying to steal all our stuff again
Only when you think you are safe, make a voice right behind you
Right, right behind
This is the wonderful life you have, the very bad life that ends at this hour, hour, hour
Time, time, time, time
Explode, then lower the health bar, you can use 1-up, do not be late
So now you are stuck in the heart, but do not die, you are dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Because tonight, little boy, the crawler is trying to steal everything from you again
Because baby tonight you take the hoe and lock again
Run, run until you are finished, until the sun rises in the morning '
Because tonight, little boy, the crawler is trying to steal everything from you again
Reptile, you are mine
Dig diamonds and make diamonds and craft shields
Take the baby, go and shape just like you, MLG Pro
The sword is made of diamonds, so come to my brother
Torch training in your room
Sharpen this form to prepare for the big battle
Every day and every night
Creepy by Rollin - Nice
Look at me, look at you
Revenge and this is what I will do
I am a fighter for children, so what is new
A knife will crush you
Bring it
Because my spooky darling tonight is trying to steal all our stuff again
Yes darling, tonight, take your sword, shield, and gold, and take revenge
So fight, fight as if it was the last night of your life, your life, show them your bite
Because my spooky darling tonight is trying to steal all our stuff again
Because baby tonight you take the hoe and lock again
Run, run until you are done, until the sun rises in the morning '
Because little baby reptiles tonight try to steal everything from us again

That's the end. WHAT'S UP WITH LITTLE BABY REPTILES

endermaster3690

AHypnoman wrote:
I made a project that translates into many languages then translates back to English. It can be found here.

I kinda want to make a project like that too.
I translated that at level 99 and it said:
Curious sim card

W H A T

Pianostar4

endermaster3690 wrote:
I translated all of Revenge by CaptainSparkles but it said it was tryhardninja. Anyways, here's the result. Unusual parts are underlined.

Revenge (Minecraft song)
Song by TriHardNinja

Crawler, man
So we are in the mine again, waving at each other with axes
next door
This task is stressful, I hope you find the diamond tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Head, listen to the voice, turn and look up, shock completely at your body
Oh no, that's you again
I can't forget that eye, that eye, that eye
Eyes, eyes, eyes
Because my spooky darling tonight is trying to steal all our stuff again
Because baby tonight you take the hoe and lock again
Run, run until you are finished, until the sun rises in the morning '
Because my spooky darling tonight is trying to steal all our stuff again
Only when you think you are safe, make a voice right behind you
Right, right behind
This is the wonderful life you have, the very bad life that ends at this hour, hour, hour
Time, time, time, time
Explode, then lower the health bar, you can use 1-up, do not be late
So now you are stuck in the heart, but do not die, you are dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
Because tonight, little boy, the crawler is trying to steal everything from you again
Because baby tonight you take the hoe and lock again
Run, run until you are finished, until the sun rises in the morning '
Because tonight, little boy, the crawler is trying to steal everything from you again
Reptile, you are mine
Dig diamonds and make diamonds and craft shields
Take the baby, go and shape just like you, MLG Pro
The sword is made of diamonds, so come to my brother
Torch training in your room
Sharpen this form to prepare for the big battle
Every day and every night
Creepy by Rollin - Nice
Look at me, look at you
Revenge and this is what I will do
I am a fighter for children, so what is new
A knife will crush you
Bring it
Because my spooky darling tonight is trying to steal all our stuff again
Yes darling, tonight, take your sword, shield, and gold, and take revenge
So fight, fight as if it was the last night of your life, your life, show them your bite
Because my spooky darling tonight is trying to steal all our stuff again
Because baby tonight you take the hoe and lock again
Run, run until you are done, until the sun rises in the morning '
Because little baby reptiles tonight try to steal everything from us again

That's the end. WHAT'S UP WITH LITTLE BABY REPTILES

Hazard!
Waving at each other with axes next door

uh…
make a voice right behind you

Not possible!
make diamonds

Kinda gory, don't you think?
a knife will crush you

GOLD?! WHY?!
take your sword, shield, and gold

Spooky…
my spooky darling

Why a hoe?
take the hoe and lock again

uh
little baby reptiles try to steal everything from us again

What else is new?
i am a fighter for children, so what else is new

Kind of rude, to invade someone's room.
the sword is made of diamonds, so come to my brother torch training in your room

Self explanatory
dead, dead, dead, dead

Crossover?!
you can use 1-up

endermaster3690

I translated
The kids are mine
through a bunch of languages and it came out as
My children

endermaster3690

Okay, i also wanted to do a conversation translation. So here we go. Bold is me writing.
Hello, Google!
Hello Google!
Hold up, that's not my name!
Stop, that's not my name!
Your name is Google Translate?
Google Name and Translation?
WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!
Who are you
endermaster3690. I guess ender for short.
Andermeter 3690. I think the following is today.
What's today?
What a day
Oh boy.
my God
This is going to be a long one.
It will be a challenge.
What is the challenge?
What's going on?

end for now

Vaibhs11

Poyo1234 wrote:
¿cómo tradujiste esto?

Try to understand this (it is in Spanish)

If you need help translate it with google translate

I'm afraid this is not the topic for that.

mrkeith101

I wrote: The Green Flag is a programming feature that, when clicked, will start all scripts in that project that are hatted with the When Green Flag Clicked block. More simply, this block starts the project. Offline, pressing the ↵ Enter key on a keyboard will also start all green flag scripts, when not prompted for input by the Ask () and wait block. Also, when ⇧ Shift clicking the green flag, Turbo Mode will be activated, and Ctrl clicking will mute the project so that the project cannot produce any sound (⌘ click on a Mac).

The project wrote: Green Label is a computer tool that allows you to click the green check mark to display incorrect text for the entire project. This is just the beginning. Return the keyboard offline to uncheck all blue boxes. Here you can press the key () and wait for it to be deleted. Press the green power key to turn on the starter, then press Ctrl (the Mac icon) to change the design volume and mute the sound.

I wrote: super mario maker 2
The project wrote: Super Mario Creator 2

“Pretty close, huh?”

-0Nebula0-

Ran Let it Go thru Translate, translated into Japanese than back. Got this:

Snow on the mountain tonight
No footprint
Isolated kingdom
Like i am the queen
The wind howls like the whirlpool inside
Can't keep it, heaven knows I have tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be a good girl, you will always be
Hide, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Ok now they know
Let it go let it go
Can't stand it anymore
Let it go let it go
Turned and knocked
I don't care what they say
Let the storm rage
Anyway, the cold never bothered me
Interestingly, a certain distance makes everything seem small
The fear that once controlled me can't be solved
Now time to see what i can do
Test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules
I am free
Let it go let it go
I am one with wind and sky
Let it go let it go
You will never see me cry
I stand here i stay
Let the storm rage
My power flies from the air to the ground
My soul is full of frozen fractals
An idea crystallized like a cold explosion
I never back down, the past is the past
Let it go let it go
When i rise like dawn
Let it go let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here i stand in the light
Let the storm rage
Anyway, the cold never bothered me

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