Jeff the Pizza Guy: A Collaborative Story

MrMario5467

I just got an idea for a collaborative story about a pizza guy named Jeff. Anyone is welcome to participate, and I will decide the ending.
If you want to know what Jeff looks like, here he is: http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/23459290/
Let me start it off.
*ahem*

Once, there was a pizza guy whose name was Jeff. Every day he would go around town and deliver pizzas to people who ordered pizza.

Now you decide what happens next!

MrMario is out. Peace!

SeaBoundRhino

His favorite type of pizza was mushroom pizza. He liked to put mushrooms on everything! Even his waffles!

krymat

He decided to ruin the system by ordering a pizza and delivering it to himself, causing a…

Ean173

his boss who was like Mr.Krabs, and thought he was losing money, fired him for thinking that Jeff didn't get a payment. (Like SpongeBob : P)

Last edited by Ean173 (June 10, 2014 19:28:43)

MrMario5467

So Jeff went on a quest to find the Pizza Hut Tower so that he could get a job. After miles of walking, he instead found a spaceship and went inside it.

SeaBoundRhino

BOOM! He hit the wrong button. He begins to slowly float down to earth. When he arrives at his grandmother's house to tell the story, she screams, “GET ME THE MILK, JEFF! I TOOK MY PILLS, SO NOW I'M READY!”

krymat

Then he got a call from Papa Johns. He was hired there for his “usually outstanding job” at the old place.

scribblenaut987

Jeff ran to Papa John's, but at 12:00 at night during a lunar eclipse on a leap year, he tripped over a flying pizza that was actually a crazed math teacher.

MrMario5467

The math teacher then kidnapped Jeff and taught him the ways of math.

JDpost

Nice

krymat

, said the teacher after he learned ALL of the math!

Smiley100P

Then he used a pizza-flavored boomerang to break a window. Then, he got out of it. then he ate pizza, and then started to search for Emmet and WILDSTYLE!!! (Lego movie, FTW.)

Last edited by Smiley100P (June 11, 2014 00:00:38)

krymat

But Emmet got melted into plastic to make MORE LEGOS.

Smiley100P

And that created a paradox for “A sequel (to the lego movie) would be made on (somewhere in 2017)” (True story, BTW.)

Last edited by Smiley100P (June 11, 2014 00:27:33)

krymat

After a bit of aguring we get over that and go back to the real hero of the story. Jeff. He made too many pizzas and Papa Johns exploded.

Last edited by krymat (June 11, 2014 00:45:48)

MrMario5467

He was then knocked out by the giant explosion. Five minutes later, when he came to, he was in the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

Smiley100P

He then encountered wildstyle. She was eating pizza when she noticed jeff.

krymat

GLaDOS made Jeff create pizzas for all of the test subjects. It was made by several things, including
- Fish shaped candies
- Sediment shaped Sediment
- Fish shaped crackers

It was all so real, then Jeff woke up. He was knocked unconscious by the explosion and was actually in the kitchen, which was a giant mess.

Smiley100P

but then, Wildstyle did a combo on GLaDos. Whoever HE is. And then Elsa dropped in. LITERALLY.

Last edited by Smiley100P (June 11, 2014 01:11:40)

MrMario5467

…and so, on that clear, sunny midsummer afternoon, Jeff looked up into the sky, held up his fists, and shouted “HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!”

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