Welcome to The Tachyon Shop, where results are faster then the speed of light!

What are Tachyons, Luxons, and Bradyons?

A tachyon is a hypothetical particle that always travels faster than light.
source: Tachyon
… these particles must always move at the speed of light. In this context, they are sometimes called luxons …
source: Massless particle
… their velocity is always lower than the speed of light. The synonyms bradyon, tardyon or ittyon are sometimes used …
source: Massive particle

What is this?

This is a ‘shop’. At shops, you can ‘order’ banners, scripting, art, and any other media you might need for anything! A ‘worker’ claims your order by saying ‘claimed’. That means that they are going to try and do it. Once it is finished, they will notify you on your profile.
There are many ‘shops’ here in the discussion forums, but this is one of the most simple ones. Most shops have ‘order forums’, ‘votes’, ‘BoD’, ‘strikes’, ‘codewords’, and other things that you might be confused by. However, this shop has none of that. We are very simple.

How do I order or work here?

If you want to order here, just ask, i.e.

Hey there, could I have a …

Simple. Just like that.
If you want to work here, it is also simple:

Hmm. Shops are interesting. Could I join? I am good at scripting and banners. I am usually active 70% of the time, and I have followed the thread.

Just make sure you give valid reasons for us to hire you! You must also follow the thread, by pushing that blue ‘Follow Discussion’ button. Then you will get messages whenever something happens here. At this shop, we call our workers ‘tachyons’, since they move faster than light trying to get your orders done!
Past workers are ‘bradyons’ and customers are ‘luxons’.

Our Tachyons, Bradyons, and Luxons

Tachyons
@RedGuy7
@WarriorsRoleplayer
@kitten769

Bradyons
nothing here yet…

Luxons
nothing here yet…

Information for Tachyons:

We do have ‘activity checks’. That means that every now and then, I will post something like this:

ACTIVITY CHECK

Due date: the 10th of April

Responded
@RedGuy7

Haven't Responded
@Worker
@Hello
…

All workers must post ‘Active’ by the due date so I know that they still do Scratch and check this. If they don't, they will be fired, but can always apply again.

We do ‘partner’ with other shops, meaning we help each other with orders. We also partner with associations and federations, which are basically collections of shops.

I am the only person who can ‘call’ activity checks or partner. Anybody can hire.

Partner

As with ordering and applying, just ask to partner!

Our Partners

WarriorsRoleplayer wrote:

I'd like to work here. I'm commited, skilled, active, and a great member. Is there a secretary/order center, or can I be/make one??? Thanks!

None.

@HeavenlyProFighter - Hi Could I have A profile picture of a White cat sitting down

supaweDAD wrote:

I wanna join as a luxon and i am good at coding and detaliled drawings

JustMeMeMe wrote:

Can we partner plz?
Owner of the Unofficial Scratch Shop.
I see you’re new too, let’s do this together!
First time is always difficult.
Thank you!

RedGuy7 wrote:

bump

MixItAllUp wrote:

RedGuy7 wrote:

bump

Please don't bump unless your topic is not on the first page or it has been 24 hours since the last post! (psst, stop trying to drown my shop just kidding)

kitten769 wrote:

Hello, I would like to work as a tachyon. I am good at most forms of art and coding. I am very active (we are in lockdown!)

RedGuy7 wrote:

kitten769 wrote:

Hello, I would like to work as a tachyon. I am good at most forms of art and coding. I am very active (we are in lockdown!)

as long as you follow the thread