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serpent's hand

sowut123 wrote:

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serpent's hand

I hate them. They are trying to get the Foundation and every other GOI compromised. Then, so much for secrecy.

Strange that the GOC, SCPF, and the CI decided to team up against the Serpent's Hand, even though those three are absolute rivals.

There's a roblox SCP game that has the serpent's hand as one of the playable groups, and their job within the game is to ally with the SCPs and help them escape to the public. Pretty fitting of a role.

Also, they can't ally with any other groups. They are only allied with the SCPs.

dado

14152cool wrote:

There's a roblox SCP game that has the serpent's hand as one of the playable groups, and their job within the game is to ally with the SCPs and help them escape to the public. Pretty fitting of a role.

Also, they can't ally with any other groups. They are only allied with the SCPs.

Lol. Yeah. What are the other factions? A GOC SCP CI alliance?

It still puzzles me. They all team up against the Serpent's Hand but fight each other everywhere else.

findanegg wrote:

dado

yes i would like borger and france fry from dado

CatsUnited wrote:

findanegg wrote:

dado

yes i would like borger and france fry from dado

What is dado? Anomalous cognitohazard fake burger distributor?

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: Nothing is able to contain SCP-XXXX. Nothing. It is apollyon. You are dead.
Description: Is a [DATA EXPUNGED] burger distributor nicknamed Dado, and (Further information redacted by O5-100)

Note from O5-100: dont listen 2 me im dado

I just freed all the caged animals at the SCP foundation

funnycoder wrote:

I just freed all the caged animals at the SCP foundation

the serpent's hand is strong with this one

CatsUnited wrote:

findanegg wrote:

dado

yes i would like borger and france fry from dado

youre order wil arive in negative fore hours thank you

can we stop with the dado memes and actually have a competent discussion

sowut123 wrote:

hail dado

hail dado

sowut123 wrote:

can we stop with the dado memes and actually have a competent discussion

This does count as competent. I wrote an SCP for the Dado meme:

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Apollyon, previously Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Nothing is able to contain SCP-XXXX. Nothing. It is apollyon. You are dead.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J an anomalous burger distributor legally registered as Dado. SCP-XXXX-J is able to teleport anywhere, and manifests in the form of a cognitohazard, causing all to perceive it as real (Note from O5-100: This is absurd! Dado is 100 percent a real cognitohazard!). Those exposed to the cognitohazard real Dado immediately get inflicted with a compulsion to order try to order from Dado. Subjects in this state are now designated SCP-XXXX-J-1.

After consuming pretending to consume burgers from Dado [DATA EXPUNGED] will occur exactly 24 hours later. Subject then becomes another instance servant of Dado, and will begin to distribute Dado burgers as well.

(Note from O5-1: I'm going to expunge the above, it is totally wrong.)
(Note from Dr. Dado: No, don't, did you try–)
(Note from O5-1: Dr. Dado is designated for termination.)

Addendum XXXX-J-1: On ██/██/201█, An instance of Dado somehow found a way to infiltrate Site-19, and became available in the cafeteria for ██ hours. Site security was unable to repress Dado, and the on site Omega warhead was detonated, destroying the entire Site and all within in an attempt to contain the cognitohazard. ███ were confirmed dead, but another ██ are said to be missing, assumed to be more instances of Dado.
Addendum XXXX-J-2: By ██/██/201█, it is assumed that the number of Dado instances is projected to be at over █ million. Due to their [DATA EXPUNGED], and the fact that evacuating Earth would not solve the problem, SCP-2000 was authorized to be used.
Addendum XXXX-J-3: O5-1 realizes that SCP-2000 only creates new humans, not rebuilds the world. Number of Dado instances estimated to be over 1 billion.
Addendum XXXX-J-4: (Note from Director Bright: It has come to my attention that Dado is unstoppable. It will soon encompass the world. I have been afflicted by Dado sixteen times already. Poor people. They died, but my life goes on thanks to SCP-963. I think I know how to stop Dado. We will need to deliberately cause an CK-Restructuring event. It is the only way. But it may not work. Unfortunately–)

At this point, Director Bright stopped talking and approached an instance of SCP-XXXX-J Dado. Agents were unable to retrieve SCP-963 due to the presence of SCP-XXXX-J Dado, who would not leave, and thus Director Bright is considered lost.

Note from O5-100: Why did it have to be Director Bright! I thought–

This is the Foundation K class warning system. An █K-Class Dado takeover is currently in progress. As impossible as it is, all personnel are advised to avoid any instance of SCP-XXXX-J Dado, and if they do fall for the compulsion [DATA EXPUNGED]

Addendum-XXXX-Dado: Did you know that I am a meme? Some people on Scratch decided that starting me would be a good idea. Now the world will be turned to Dado

scp-6969

funnycoder wrote:

scp-6969

I don't know what that is…

Is it something on reddit?

ResExsention wrote:

funnycoder wrote:

scp-6969

I don't know what that is…

Is it something on reddit?

It doesn't exist, to my knowledge.
So I'll create it!


Item #: SCP-6969
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6969 is to be contained inside of a concrete box lined with Wi-Fi dampeners. If containment is breached, SCP-6969 must not be allowed to have an internet connection.

Description: SCP-6969 takes on the form of a gorilla named Harambe. If SCP-6969 gets access to the internet, there is no stopping him from infecting everyone with Tik Tok.

Addendum 1: SCP-6969 has escaped containment as of (DATA EXPUNGED), due to SCP-6969 figuring out how to activate a simcard that it found off one of the D-class personnel that they snuck in to watch memes. SCP-6969 was last seen going in the direction of the nearest taco bell.

scp-420

I've made multiple SCPs based on real people and using their personalities to form an anomaly.

Bone Hive keeps me up at night