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SonicMasterSystem
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Funny Engrish Photos

Dunno if this fits.

Posts the funniest Engrish photos you can find on here.

Please only post transcriptions of Engrish photos or inline photos. (Please refrain from linking to photo downloads or linking to photos in general.)

You can find some photos just by Googling them, or on engrish.com, but beware, some may be inappropriate, so have safe search on, and use caution and common sense while looking for them.

Last edited by SonicMasterSystem (Nov. 23, 2017 00:07:51)


“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“The root of all of our problems… Solaris…” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“This is the end of you, and the end of my cursed past!” - Shadow the Hedgehog

LionHeart70
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Funny Engrish Photos

Oh man, I love Engrish/funny translation fails.. here are a few of my favorites:

“You are my love my angle. Don't treat me like potato.” (Uhh??)

“Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.” (A sign. Probably “keep off the grass”?)

“Chicken rude and unreasonable.” (On a menu. Possibly “jerk chicken”? I guess they took the “jerk” part too literally)

“Do not dumb here. No dumb area here.” (I really have no idea what this means but I wish I had this on a t-shirt)

“Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.” (A no entry sign, I think.)

“Please take care of the sleeping grass.” (What's with the sleeping grass??)

“Slip and fall down carefully!” (At least be careful when you slip and fall.)

“Super Eating Action Shark! People swim in water! Shark eat people! Bad shark! Bad bad shark!” (I think this is “Jaws” that's poorly translated and/or a bootleg)

“Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.” (The directions on a Chinese sandwich cutter. That got dark quickly..)

“In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.” (Good to know..?)

“No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.” (Wh..? Who would even??)

And last, but definitely not least..

“Beat the moose” (A “No Smoking” sign badly translated.)

Last edited by LionHeart70 (Nov. 22, 2017 22:23:58)


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Hey there! I'm LionHeart70! I'm all what says above, as well as a cat owner, forum helper, wiki editor, and Sagittarius. I've also been on for 2 years. In my spare time I enjoy listening to music, drawing, and playing video games.


SonicMasterSystem
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Funny Engrish Photos

LionHeart70 wrote:

Oh man, I love Engrish/funny translation fails.. here are a few of my favorites:

“You are my love my angle. Don't treat me like potato.” (Uhh??)

“Do not disturb. Tiny grass is sleeping.” (A sign. Probably “keep off the grass”?)

“Chicken rude and unreasonable.” (On a menu. Possibly “jerk chicken”? I guess they took the “jerk” part too literally)

“Do not dumb here. No dumb area here.” (I really have no idea what this means but I wish I had this on a t-shirt)

“Because you are dangerous, you must not enter.” (A no entry sign, I think.)

“Please take care of the sleeping grass.” (What's with the sleeping grass??)

“Slip and fall down carefully!” (At least be careful when you slip and fall.)

“Super Eating Action Shark! People swim in water! Shark eat people! Bad shark! Bad bad shark!” (I think this is “Jaws” that's poorly translated and/or a bootleg)

“Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.” (The directions on a Chinese sandwich cutter. That got dark quickly..)

“In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.” (Good to know..?)

“No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.” (Wh..? Who would even??)

And last, but definitely not least..

“Beat the moose” (A “No Smoking” sign badly translated.)
“Anyone, caught, shoplifter will be shot 100 times value of stolen item. (S)” (I dunno for this one)
(On a menu) “Soft Drinks- Cola, Ginger Ale, Milk, Flesh Juice” (Do they mean “fresh juice?”)
"Dear Guest, do not bring OUTSIDE LADIES into food" (I've seen a few of these outside ladies ones… What do they mean? Do they mean outside food? I don't know.)

I have a lot more.

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“The root of all of our problems… Solaris…” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“This is the end of you, and the end of my cursed past!” - Shadow the Hedgehog

LionHeart70
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Funny Engrish Photos


“Whatever”

She/They | 13 | Pansexual | Artist/Animator | ShadowClan | Warriors, TØP, Eddsworld, and P!ATD enthusiast
Hey there! I'm LionHeart70! I'm all what says above, as well as a cat owner, forum helper, wiki editor, and Sagittarius. I've also been on for 2 years. In my spare time I enjoy listening to music, drawing, and playing video games.


SonicMasterSystem
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Funny Engrish Photos

LionHeart70 wrote:


“Whatever”
I guess the kumquat ate the actual food title, as well as my signature.

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“The root of all of our problems… Solaris…” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“This is the end of you, and the end of my cursed past!” - Shadow the Hedgehog

PrincessPandaLover
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Funny Engrish Photos

Seagull Anti-Healh Center
Beward Of Your Hands
Pretty wife eat cheese

Last edited by PrincessPandaLover (Nov. 22, 2017 23:19:25)



























It's been over 20 years since Sonic the Hedgehog first burst on the scene in a blur of blue and red. Since that dazzling debut, Sonic has dabbled in all sorts of genres-racing, snowboarding, pinball-but Sonic Mania goes back to where it all started, grabbing rings and racing round loop-the-loops. It has sprite-based graphics, which means it's pixelated like the original Sonic games were, and classic levels like Green Hill Zone return with new twists throughout. Best of all, it has the old crew back together again to stop Robotnik. Along with Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice and a brand new 3-D game [Sonic Forces], there's never a better time to be a Sonic fan.

- Game On! 2018 (pg. 122)
SonicMasterSystem
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Funny Engrish Photos

PrincessPandaLover wrote:

Seagull Anti-Healh Center
Beward Of Your Hands
Please only post text transcriptions of funny engrish photos, or download them and upload them to cubeupload.

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“The root of all of our problems… Solaris…” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“This is the end of you, and the end of my cursed past!” - Shadow the Hedgehog

LionHeart70
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Funny Engrish Photos

SonicMasterSystem wrote:

LionHeart70 wrote:


“Whatever”
I guess the kumquat ate the actual food title, as well as my signature.
Possibly.
I'm guessing it ate the random quote generator part of my signature too.
There's an empty space there now..

She/They | 13 | Pansexual | Artist/Animator | ShadowClan | Warriors, TØP, Eddsworld, and P!ATD enthusiast
Hey there! I'm LionHeart70! I'm all what says above, as well as a cat owner, forum helper, wiki editor, and Sagittarius. I've also been on for 2 years. In my spare time I enjoy listening to music, drawing, and playing video games.


-ShadowOfTheFuture-
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Funny Engrish Photos

Engrish.com is very entertaining

“Today is under construction. Thank you for understanding.” (I found that off of google)

The world will never give up on you until you've given up on yourself.


SonicMasterSystem
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Funny Engrish Photos

-ShadowOfTheFuture- wrote:

Engrish.com is very entertaining

“Today is under construction. Thank you for understanding.” (I found that off of google)
I've seen that one!

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“The root of all of our problems… Solaris…” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“This is the end of you, and the end of my cursed past!” - Shadow the Hedgehog

SonicMasterSystem
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Funny Engrish Photos



“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“The root of all of our problems… Solaris…” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“This is the end of you, and the end of my cursed past!” - Shadow the Hedgehog

SonicMasterSystem
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Funny Engrish Photos

LionHeart70 wrote:

SonicMasterSystem wrote:

LionHeart70 wrote:


“Whatever”
I guess the kumquat ate the actual food title, as well as my signature.
Possibly.
I'm guessing it ate the random quote generator part of my signature too.
There's an empty space there now..
me recognize the absence found in the writing whatever thou put in there which cause by fruit

10/10 too much water and not enough engrish - IGN

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“The root of all of our problems… Solaris…” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“This is the end of you, and the end of my cursed past!” - Shadow the Hedgehog

I-Iz-A-Litten
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Funny Engrish Photos

LionHeart70 wrote:


“Whatever”


I heard the “whatever” is delicious, just don't put mustard on it
I-Iz-A-Litten
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SonicMasterSystem
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Funny Engrish Photos

I-Iz-A-Litten wrote:

LionHeart70 wrote:


“Whatever”


I heard the “whatever” is delicious, just don't put mustard on it
Yeah. Mustard it's pretty bad on whatever, but I mean, whatever.

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“The root of all of our problems… Solaris…” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“This is the end of you, and the end of my cursed past!” - Shadow the Hedgehog

DaEpikDude
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Funny Engrish Photos

If I may, a pooh friction is very interesting.

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/OciyAo.gif[/img]
i was told that my gif is too laggy so gotta change it xd
I-Iz-A-Litten
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SonicMasterSystem
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Funny Engrish Photos

I-Iz-A-Litten wrote:

This isn't necessarily Engrish, but I think this fortune is trying to tell me something.

http://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/68a9ff36behind-you.jpg

I-Iz-A-Litten wrote:

THANKS FOR CONFIRM THE ORDER.

(refrence: https://i.redditmedia.com/mRHZWaI2CyNb-HkHjF88I_tGSC8gzTmaSI5Rh9TnWE8.jpg?w=1024&s=7033a218df8e1c417a9ccf46d4247a10)


oh shoot, link my sorry
Please read the OP.

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“The root of all of our problems… Solaris…” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“This is the end of you, and the end of my cursed past!” - Shadow the Hedgehog

SonicMasterSystem
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Funny Engrish Photos



“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“The root of all of our problems… Solaris…” - Shadow the Hedgehog
“This is the end of you, and the end of my cursed past!” - Shadow the Hedgehog

I-Iz-A-Litten
Scratcher
1000+ posts

Funny Engrish Photos

SonicMasterSystem wrote:

I-Iz-A-Litten wrote:

This isn't necessarily Engrish, but I think this fortune is trying to tell me something.

http://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/68a9ff36behind-you.jpg

I-Iz-A-Litten wrote:

THANKS FOR CONFIRM THE ORDER.

(refrence: https://i.redditmedia.com/mRHZWaI2CyNb-HkHjF88I_tGSC8gzTmaSI5Rh9TnWE8.jpg?w=1024&s=7033a218df8e1c417a9ccf46d4247a10)


oh shoot, link my sorry
Please read the OP.


sorry, I can only link images

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