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(Bing)

This is Bing. Bing is a cute pet that protects me from hackers and viruses on the internet. Also He protects me from online bullying. He is cool and answers my questions. For example:
“How to calm down?”
Google: *doesn't really have its own result*
Bing: Breathe slowly. When you’re stressed, you tend to breathe in short, shallow breaths and it creates even more anxiety.
Try a guided meditation or visualization. I swear, meditation changed my life. Guided meditations are very easy to follow even if you’re a beginner.
Do mindfulness exercises. Mindfulness is a scientifically proven way to calm down and become more resilient day by day.
Yahoo: I don't even have text boxes like google idiot —-┐< He takes his gun and smashes Yahoo because he said idiot to me.

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Suggestions forum is love, suggestions forum is life

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oh god I'm broken