Favorite Asdfmovie sketches/quotes

The_JordanMaster

nevermind i was looking at it from something else

Almighty_Dragon

You have to start with the ones everybody who's watched asdfmovie know about!
“I like trains.” *Train runs over everybody*
“Everybody do the flop!” *faceplant*
“I'M GONNA DO AN INTERNET! YAAAYYY!” “I'm gonna do a book!” *taps book* “Aw..”
TomSka\DarkSquidge is my favorite Youtuber, found him from watching Eddsworld. I love asdfmovie a lot and Sam Kills Christmas is good too. I literally love everything Tom makes, lol.

Kitt-Draw

ASDF wrote:
I like trains

Scratchy697

Don't jump!
Prepares camera
Ok, now jump!

DC382

I just, for 14 days at school, was one of the cultured kids, as my neighbor, had showed me them. All of them up until 4 years ago. I was still in Elementary School, and I sat with some people who had also seen them. We were the leaders of the class jokes there.

My fav? I like T R A I N S !

Alphysse

Son: Dad, I'm GAY!
Random Man: I have no son.
Son: *GASP* This isn't my house!

1: It says “gullible” on the ceiling!
2: Oh, so it d- ahhh, you stole my lungs.

Teacher: Who wants to draw?
Kids: *want to draw*
Teacher: Okay then! *draws guns from holsters* DRAW.
*The kids subsequently draw their own guns.*

Dark_Wolf_21122

“are you ready to die?” “no!” “then ill come back later!”

SeaTurtles1022

honey why is the baby on fire
BUY ME MORE JEWELRY

TheBlueyOne

DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!!
'How did i get here?'
THE END.
best quote in the entirety of asdfmovie

BroskieBro9

Throw the CHEEEEEESE!!!!!

BroskieBro9

Broskie wrote:
Throw the CHEEEEEESE!!!!!

BBQyes

Im gonna do a internet!!

ParodyPerson9

Daroach1 wrote:
Slightly off topic, but there's this teen center I go to where it literally says gullible on the ceiling.

“Oh, you stole my lungs.”

zephyr12_

The best one of them all is “Hmmmm, this is not my arm” “Hey, your chin feels nice”
“Hey Mr. Goose whatchu doin- CANCELED”

Crispydogs101

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

zephyr12_

Crispydogs101 wrote:
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

Before this happened: “No, don't jump!”

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