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- TheMusicOfEarth
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Scratcher
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Great game! Been playing the Phoenix Wright Trilogy on PlayStation and it’s super fun! It’s laughably inaccurate to real courts, but it would be boring if it was accurate. I like the way it kinda lets the player figure out a lot of stuff themselves without the game constantly trying to give them a tutorial. I’m on trials and tribulations now! Godot’s my favourite character, definitely.
- Pixelated_Pickax
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Official Ace Attorney Topic
Great game! Been playing the Phoenix Wright Trilogy on PlayStation and it’s super fun! It’s laughably inaccurate to real courts, but it would be boring if it was accurate. I like the way it kinda lets the player figure out a lot of stuff themselves without the game constantly trying to give them a tutorial. I’m on trials and tribulations now! Godot’s my favourite character, definitely.
Glad to hear you enjoyed it so far!
- Nes1Owe_Alt
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
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Great game! Been playing the Phoenix Wright Trilogy on PlayStation and it’s super fun! It’s laughably inaccurate to real courts, but it would be boring if it was accurate. I like the way it kinda lets the player figure out a lot of stuff themselves without the game constantly trying to give them a tutorial. I’m on trials and tribulations now! Godot’s my favourite character, definitely.Godot's one of my favorites as well. What do you think about Shoe (Matt Engarde's cat from Justice for All's last case)?
- SilKeaSilver
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
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have started actually playing the game (instead of a bizarre hybrid of yt playthroughs and wiki) and oh my goodness I forgot Phoenix was so funny
i've been screenshotting random nonsense he says and will probably make a compilation at some point
i've been screenshotting random nonsense he says and will probably make a compilation at some point
- Pixelated_Pickax
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Official Ace Attorney Topic
have started actually playing the game (instead of a bizarre hybrid of yt playthroughs and wiki) and oh my goodness I forgot Phoenix was so funny
i've been screenshotting random nonsense he says and will probably make a compilation at some point
Indeed! I always loved screenshoting the quotes as well!
- Nes1Owe_Alt
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
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have started actually playing the game (instead of a bizarre hybrid of yt playthroughs and wiki) and oh my goodness I forgot Phoenix was so funnyWhen you get through it, I recommend playing Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc. It's quite a bit darker than Ace Attorney, but Monokuma has some golden dialogue about every other sentence. Some examples:
i've been screenshotting random nonsense he says and will probably make a compilation at some point
“Oh, wait, lamesauce? Is it tasty?” (DR2)
“Well, since you're so interested, I guess I can tell you about my wife… She's a salmon.” (USC)
"[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]" (DR, and yes, that is the actual line)
He's got a lot of funny ones, but not too many are very… Scratch-friendly, shall we say.
- SilKeaSilver
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
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Bro's name means food poisoning hahaMatt Engarde (mise en garde)I know this breaks the chain I’m sorry but whose name means caution? /genqBro's name means caution hahaBro's name means piano hahaBro's name means detective haha
- Pixelated_Pickax
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Official Ace Attorney Topic
Over an online stage session, my friend and I recently went on what was supposed to be a typical dramatic reading of Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies. Over-the-top logical spirals, anime courtroom mayhem, and other things like that are typical, OBJECTIONS flying like confetti at a lawyer-themed rave.
Everything was going much too well.
Then we got to the scene. The emotional crescendo. Juniper Woods was almost going to be judged Not Guilty. To keep her perfect college life at Themis Legal Academy, she would stroll free soaking the aroma of justice and tree sap.
And then…
It transpired.
The Judge spoken by my dear, beloved, formerly trustworthy friend leaned into the microphone with the weight of a thousand gavel blows, and said:
“One day you'll grow a beard as good if not better than mine.”
With the speed of a lawyer sprinting to object during a last-minute hearing, my soul left my body. My awareness today dwells in a filing cabinet between Things You Can't Unhear and Horror.
I am confused as where I am right now. Every time I close my eyes, I envision Juniper Woods with the Judges' beard. Every time I hear wind in the trees, I swear it whispers Facial Follicles of Justice.
Thank us for this later cursed imagery… Or don't… Either way, it's too late.
Visual proof haunting you into the next courtroom:


Everything was going much too well.
Then we got to the scene. The emotional crescendo. Juniper Woods was almost going to be judged Not Guilty. To keep her perfect college life at Themis Legal Academy, she would stroll free soaking the aroma of justice and tree sap.
And then…
It transpired.
The Judge spoken by my dear, beloved, formerly trustworthy friend leaned into the microphone with the weight of a thousand gavel blows, and said:
“One day you'll grow a beard as good if not better than mine.”
With the speed of a lawyer sprinting to object during a last-minute hearing, my soul left my body. My awareness today dwells in a filing cabinet between Things You Can't Unhear and Horror.
I am confused as where I am right now. Every time I close my eyes, I envision Juniper Woods with the Judges' beard. Every time I hear wind in the trees, I swear it whispers Facial Follicles of Justice.
Thank us for this later cursed imagery… Or don't… Either way, it's too late.
Visual proof haunting you into the next courtroom:
Last edited by Pixelated_Pickax (June 10, 2025 20:00:26)
- imustafa
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Official Ace Attorney Topic
Over an online stage session, my friend and I recently went on what was supposed to be a typical dramatic reading of Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies. Over-the-top logical spirals, anime courtroom mayhem, and other things like that are typical, OBJECTIONS flying like confetti at a lawyer-themed rave.
Everything was going much too well.
Then we got to the scene. The emotional crescendo. Juniper Woods was almost going to be judged Not Guilty. To keep her perfect college life at Themis Legal Academy, she would stroll free soaking the aroma of justice and tree sap.
And then…
It transpired.
The Judge spoken by my dear, beloved, formerly trustworthy friend leaned into the microphone with the weight of a thousand gavel blows, and said:
“One day you'll grow a beard as good if not better than mine.”
With the speed of a lawyer sprinting to object during a last-minute hearing, my soul left my body. My awareness today dwells in a filing cabinet between Things You Can't Unhear and Horror.
I am confused as where I am right now. Every time I close my eyes, I envision Juniper Woods with the Judges' beard. Every time I hear wind in the trees, I swear it whispers Facial Follicles of Justice.
Thank us for this later cursed imagery… Or don't… Either way, it's too late.
Visual proof haunting you into the next courtroom:
To be fair, she DOES look good in that beard.

- Pixelated_Pickax
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Official Ace Attorney Topic
(snipped but it's still really funny.)
To be fair, she DOES look good in that beard.
You should be ashamed of yourself. I'll never see her the same way again thanks to you and your judgemental shenanigans… XD
Last edited by Pixelated_Pickax (June 10, 2025 19:49:13)
- SilKeaSilver
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Official Ace Attorney Topic
Over an online stage session, my friend and I recently went on what was supposed to be a typical dramatic reading of Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies.Every single word of this was an absolute joy to read and the final Judgeiper images were just the cherry on top
~reluctant snip~
Visual proof haunting you into the next courtroom:
https://u.cubeupload.com/Pixelated_Pickax/image2.png
https://u.cubeupload.com/Pixelated_Pickax/Judgeiper.png
My favourite lines were “objections flying like confetti at a lawyer themed rave”, “My awareness today dwells in a filing cabinet between Things You Can't Unhear and Horror” and “ Facial Follicles of Justice” and I think such golden phrases as these will now enter my daily lexicon
Thank you, imustafa for inspiring such beauty and thank you Pixel for making it a reality.
- SilKeaSilver
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
Official Ace Attorney Topic
Just hit the final day of Turnabout Goodbyes so I'm here to say how hilarious it is that Gumshoe gives us updates on Edgeworth's emotional status more or less unprompted
every time you talk to him about Edgeworth he's like “yeah you've upset him he's all depressed now” or “we share a mutual trust!” and “I saw him close to tears in court what you did meant a lot to him” and “I was worried about him when I felt the earthquake obvs” and “ofc he was really grateful didn't you notice?”
edgeworth is incapable of expressing emotions so gumshoe does it for him ig
does edgeworth know? that his spiky-haired childhood best friend changed the trajectory of his life for him and his spiky-haired detective worries about him constantly? and that virtually every player wants to see him happy?
Anyway I'm about to head into the final day of trial and I'm going to be so annoyed when he inevitably messes up the entire trial ehe
every time you talk to him about Edgeworth he's like “yeah you've upset him he's all depressed now” or “we share a mutual trust!” and “I saw him close to tears in court what you did meant a lot to him” and “I was worried about him when I felt the earthquake obvs” and “ofc he was really grateful didn't you notice?”
edgeworth is incapable of expressing emotions so gumshoe does it for him ig
does edgeworth know? that his spiky-haired childhood best friend changed the trajectory of his life for him and his spiky-haired detective worries about him constantly? and that virtually every player wants to see him happy?
Anyway I'm about to head into the final day of trial and I'm going to be so annoyed when he inevitably messes up the entire trial ehe
Last edited by SilKeaSilver (June 17, 2025 07:01:11)
- SilKeaSilver
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
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I've just finished day 2 of RFTA
Angel Starr is the most annoying witness oh my goodness
I had to brute-force her first testimony in the end bc I couldn't figure out what on earth the contradiction was but I got it in the end
I love Ema dearly she's so silly
Her little notes to herself are adorable and I can't believe I ever doubted her. Sure she doesn't have a spirit channeling ability and her science gimmick isn't my favorite feature ever but her dialogue makes up for everything
Angel Starr is the most annoying witness oh my goodness
I had to brute-force her first testimony in the end bc I couldn't figure out what on earth the contradiction was but I got it in the end
I love Ema dearly she's so silly
Her little notes to herself are adorable and I can't believe I ever doubted her. Sure she doesn't have a spirit channeling ability and her science gimmick isn't my favorite feature ever but her dialogue makes up for everything
- Pixelated_Pickax
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Official Ace Attorney Topic
I've just finished day 2 of RFTA
Angel Starr is the most annoying witness oh my goodness
I had to brute-force her first testimony in the end bc I couldn't figure out what on earth the contradiction was but I got it in the end
I love Ema dearly she's so silly
Her little notes to herself are adorable and I can't believe I ever doubted her. Sure she doesn't have a spirit channeling ability and her science gimmick isn't my favorite feature ever but her dialogue makes up for everything
That case was kind of fun not going to lie.
- Pixelated_Pickax
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Scratcher
100+ posts
Official Ace Attorney Topic
I made an image showcasing what happens when the developers of Ace Attorney decide to bring Athena's base character files into question.
I guess they must've realized that Widget's constant blurting was causing too many problems for her in the long run! Anyways… Here it is:

“Don't worry guys! She's not getting abducted or anything like that… she's just getting repossessed… temporarily… You know, for some routine bug fixes n' stuff! I can reasure you that this is perfectly normal… Move along! There’s nothing to see here!”
I guess they must've realized that Widget's constant blurting was causing too many problems for her in the long run! Anyways… Here it is:
“Don't worry guys! She's not getting abducted or anything like that… she's just getting repossessed… temporarily… You know, for some routine bug fixes n' stuff! I can reasure you that this is perfectly normal… Move along! There’s nothing to see here!”
Last edited by Pixelated_Pickax (Sept. 27, 2025 07:03:03)
- SilKeaSilver
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Scratcher
1000+ posts
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I made an image showcasing what happens when the developers of Ace Attorney decide to bring Athena's base character files into question.Just when I think I've seen all the things in this picture, I notice something new that hits me harder than a coffee mug being yeeted at my head
I guess they must've realized that Widget's constant blurting was causing too many problems for her in the long run! Anyways… Here it is:
https://u.cubeupload.com/Pixelated_Pickax/OhNo.png
“Don't worry guys! She's not getting abducted or anything like that… she's just getting repossessed… temporarily… You know, for some routine bug fixes n' stuff! I can reasure you that this is perfectly normal… Move along! There’s nothing to see here!”
Athena getting kidnapped by the Sky Hand™?
The Phoenix Wright Shocked Face specifically the one with too much eyeliner??
“Deal With It” Edgeworth???
Judgey T-posing?!?
- Pixelated_Pickax
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Scratcher
100+ posts
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I recently took it upon myself to make Miles Edgeworth the star of his own epic action movie series.

You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Last edited by Pixelated_Pickax (Nov. 4, 2025 23:29:23)
- Pixelated_Pickax
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Scratcher
100+ posts
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YOOOOOOOOO THIS IS FIREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Glad you like it!

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