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- Strab3rry
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The Evil Kumquat Scientists - Join the cause today!
Throw a dying neutron star at itWe tried that. We only made it stronger.throw an atom bomb at the kumquatSend the kumquat into a black holeput the kumquat in tungsten jainKumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and diesThey'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the devicewhat about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.nuke the kumquatkamikaze the kumquatHypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquatBut then they'll destroy your throat

- George24681
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Oh no.Throw a dying neutron star at itWe tried that. We only made it stronger.throw an atom bomb at the kumquatSend the kumquat into a black holeput the kumquat in tungsten jainKumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and diesThey'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the devicewhat about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.nuke the kumquatkamikaze the kumquatHypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquatBut then they'll destroy your throat
PLEASE NO.
I BEG YOU.
DO NOT GO THROUGH WITH THIS PLAN.
- AndPherbCodes
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This will create a kumquat so strong that it might collapse in upon itself and eat all the signatures on scratch. I'm gonna call it… the OMEGA-QUAT.Oh no.Throw a dying neutron star at itWe tried that. We only made it stronger.throw an atom bomb at the kumquatSend the kumquat into a black holeput the kumquat in tungsten jainKumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and diesThey'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the devicewhat about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.nuke the kumquatkamikaze the kumquatHypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquatBut then they'll destroy your throat
PLEASE NO.
I BEG YOU.
DO NOT GO THROUGH WITH THIS PLAN.
Also, hi guys, what did I miss?
- AndPherbCodes
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Hey guys. I've tried making an official video game for this, but I think really what we need is for someone to create a kumquat encyclopedia. My name for it will be the kumpedia.
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- George24681
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Hey guys. I've tried making an official video game for this, but I think really what we need is for someone to create a kumquat encyclopedia. My name for it will be the kumpedia.I did.
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It's outdated, but still.
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Hey guys. I've tried making an official video game for this, but I think really what we need is for someone to create a kumquat encyclopedia. My name for it will be the kumpedia.kumquatopedia
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- keyboardyaycat
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Yo, we getting an evil kumquat VIDEO GAME? Put that on all major platforms
                        
                        
                    - Foxofpeace
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Yo, we getting an evil kumquat VIDEO GAME? Put that on all major platformsno, there already IS, only problem is that it is dead and it is a pretty hidden forum tbg (text based game) and there is a risk that a mod might close the topic
also my morse code detector translated this signal into this message:
the cats are attackinguh oh
pls send help
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Hey guys. I've tried making an official video game for this, but I think really what we need is for someone to create a kumquat encyclopedia. My name for it will be the kumpedia.We were setting up a wiki although currently there's been no news on it for a while
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- Ronanpatrick
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hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]
                        
                        
                    (:D) // hello im nice guy
- da-ultimate-creater
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Guys help look at my signature
Edit: I am getting it reconstructed. The crystal removed the kumquat.
                        
                            Edit: I am getting it reconstructed. The crystal removed the kumquat.
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Guys help look at my signature
Mythril Crystal ::sensing boolean
- Strab3rry
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hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]Sure he's nice?(:D) // hello im nice guy
- AndPherbCodes
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According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]Sure he's nice?(:D) // hello im nice guy
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(To the tune of the imperial march) Bump Bump Bump Ba-BUMP bump ba-BUMP
                        
                        
                    - TheGreater_Good
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Uh, how long have they owned it?According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]Sure he's nice?(:D) // hello im nice guy
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I'm not sure, but seeing how excited it is, I think it will eat his siggy soon…Uh, how long have they owned it?According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]Sure he's nice?(:D) // hello im nice guy
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Here's a piece of advice; get rid of that Trickquat ASAP. I think it has already started feeding on your siggy.I'm not sure, but seeing how excited it is, I think it will eat his siggy soon…Uh, how long have they owned it?According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]Sure he's nice?(:D) // hello im nice guy
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Weird… I’m checking it with my Kumquat Deck (TM) and its saying it’s a nice kumquatHere's a piece of advice; get rid of that Trickquat ASAP. I think it has already started feeding on your siggy.I'm not sure, but seeing how excited it is, I think it will eat his siggy soon…Uh, how long have they owned it?According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]Sure he's nice?(:D) // hello im nice guy
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I might have been wrong. I think the best course of action is to monitor it and put a tracker on it.Weird… I’m checking it with my Kumquat Deck (TM) and its saying it’s a nice kumquatHere's a piece of advice; get rid of that Trickquat ASAP. I think it has already started feeding on your siggy.I'm not sure, but seeing how excited it is, I think it will eat his siggy soon…Uh, how long have they owned it?According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]Sure he's nice?(:D) // hello im nice guy
            










