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Strab3rry
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The Evil Kumquat Scientists - Join the cause today!

George24681 wrote:

hamsteroftheparkour wrote:

keyboardyaycat wrote:

incremental-infinity wrote:

the_best_hedgehog wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Kumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.
Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.
Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

-CoralFrappe- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat
But then they'll destroy your throat
kamikaze the kumquat
nuke the kumquat
Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.
what about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?
They'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the device
feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and dies
put the kumquat in tungsten jain
Send the kumquat into a black hole
throw an atom bomb at the kumquat
We tried that. We only made it stronger.
Throw a dying neutron star at it
George24681
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Strab3rry wrote:

George24681 wrote:

hamsteroftheparkour wrote:

keyboardyaycat wrote:

incremental-infinity wrote:

the_best_hedgehog wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Kumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.
Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.
Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

-CoralFrappe- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat
But then they'll destroy your throat
kamikaze the kumquat
nuke the kumquat
Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.
what about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?
They'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the device
feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and dies
put the kumquat in tungsten jain
Send the kumquat into a black hole
throw an atom bomb at the kumquat
We tried that. We only made it stronger.
Throw a dying neutron star at it
Oh no.
PLEASE NO.
I BEG YOU.
DO NOT GO THROUGH WITH THIS PLAN.
AndPherbCodes
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George24681 wrote:

Strab3rry wrote:

George24681 wrote:

hamsteroftheparkour wrote:

keyboardyaycat wrote:

incremental-infinity wrote:

the_best_hedgehog wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Kumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.
Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.
Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

-CoralFrappe- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat
But then they'll destroy your throat
kamikaze the kumquat
nuke the kumquat
Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.
what about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?
They'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the device
feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and dies
put the kumquat in tungsten jain
Send the kumquat into a black hole
throw an atom bomb at the kumquat
We tried that. We only made it stronger.
Throw a dying neutron star at it
Oh no.
PLEASE NO.
I BEG YOU.
DO NOT GO THROUGH WITH THIS PLAN.
This will create a kumquat so strong that it might collapse in upon itself and eat all the signatures on scratch. I'm gonna call it… the OMEGA-QUAT.
Also, hi guys, what did I miss?
AndPherbCodes
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Hey guys. I've tried making an official video game for this, but I think really what we need is for someone to create a kumquat encyclopedia. My name for it will be the kumpedia.
edit
YO KING OF THE PAGE AT LAST

Last edited by AndPherbCodes (Oct. 13, 2025 16:01:57)

George24681
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AndPherbCodes wrote:

Hey guys. I've tried making an official video game for this, but I think really what we need is for someone to create a kumquat encyclopedia. My name for it will be the kumpedia.
edit
YO KING OF THE PAGE AT LAST
I did.
It's outdated, but still.
hamsteroftheparkour
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AndPherbCodes wrote:

Hey guys. I've tried making an official video game for this, but I think really what we need is for someone to create a kumquat encyclopedia. My name for it will be the kumpedia.
edit
YO KING OF THE PAGE AT LAST
kumquatopedia
keyboardyaycat
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Yo, we getting an evil kumquat VIDEO GAME? Put that on all major platforms
Foxofpeace
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keyboardyaycat wrote:

Yo, we getting an evil kumquat VIDEO GAME? Put that on all major platforms
no, there already IS, only problem is that it is dead and it is a pretty hidden forum tbg (text based game) and there is a risk that a mod might close the topic

also my morse code detector translated this signal into this message:

mars base wrote:

the cats are attacking

pls send help
uh oh
Mozboz
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AndPherbCodes wrote:

Hey guys. I've tried making an official video game for this, but I think really what we need is for someone to create a kumquat encyclopedia. My name for it will be the kumpedia.
edit
YO KING OF THE PAGE AT LAST
We were setting up a wiki although currently there's been no news on it for a while
Ronanpatrick
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hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]
(:D) // hello im nice guy
da-ultimate-creater
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Guys help look at my signature

Edit: I am getting it reconstructed. The crystal removed the kumquat.

Last edited by da-ultimate-creater (Oct. 15, 2025 21:16:20)

tagrim123
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da-ultimate-creater wrote:

Guys help look at my signature
Mythril Crystal ::sensing boolean
Strab3rry
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Ronanpatrick wrote:

hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]
(:D) // hello im nice guy
Sure he's nice?
AndPherbCodes
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Strab3rry wrote:

Ronanpatrick wrote:

hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]
(:D) // hello im nice guy
Sure he's nice?
According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.
AndPherbCodes
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(To the tune of the imperial march) Bump Bump Bump Ba-BUMP bump ba-BUMP
TheGreater_Good
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The Evil Kumquat Scientists - Join the cause today!

AndPherbCodes wrote:

Strab3rry wrote:

Ronanpatrick wrote:

hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]
(:D) // hello im nice guy
Sure he's nice?
According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.
Uh, how long have they owned it?
AndPherbCodes
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TheGreater_Good wrote:

AndPherbCodes wrote:

Strab3rry wrote:

Ronanpatrick wrote:

hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]
(:D) // hello im nice guy
Sure he's nice?
According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.
Uh, how long have they owned it?
I'm not sure, but seeing how excited it is, I think it will eat his siggy soon…
kBanana412
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AndPherbCodes wrote:

TheGreater_Good wrote:

AndPherbCodes wrote:

Strab3rry wrote:

Ronanpatrick wrote:

hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]
(:D) // hello im nice guy
Sure he's nice?
According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.
Uh, how long have they owned it?
I'm not sure, but seeing how excited it is, I think it will eat his siggy soon…
Here's a piece of advice; get rid of that Trickquat ASAP. I think it has already started feeding on your siggy.

Last edited by kBanana412 (Oct. 15, 2025 17:56:45)

tagrim123
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kBanana412 wrote:

AndPherbCodes wrote:

TheGreater_Good wrote:

AndPherbCodes wrote:

Strab3rry wrote:

Ronanpatrick wrote:

hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]
(:D) // hello im nice guy
Sure he's nice?
According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.
Uh, how long have they owned it?
I'm not sure, but seeing how excited it is, I think it will eat his siggy soon…
Here's a piece of advice; get rid of that Trickquat ASAP. I think it has already started feeding on your siggy.
Weird… I’m checking it with my Kumquat Deck (TM) and its saying it’s a nice kumquat
AndPherbCodes
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tagrim123 wrote:

kBanana412 wrote:

AndPherbCodes wrote:

TheGreater_Good wrote:

AndPherbCodes wrote:

Strab3rry wrote:

Ronanpatrick wrote:

hey guys i brought one of my lil nice kumquats:]
(:D) // hello im nice guy
Sure he's nice?
According to my sources, that's a trickquat. It tricks you into thinking it's safe, but then strikes when you least expect it.
Uh, how long have they owned it?
I'm not sure, but seeing how excited it is, I think it will eat his siggy soon…
Here's a piece of advice; get rid of that Trickquat ASAP. I think it has already started feeding on your siggy.
Weird… I’m checking it with my Kumquat Deck (TM) and its saying it’s a nice kumquat
I might have been wrong. I think the best course of action is to monitor it and put a tracker on it.

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