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the_best_hedgehog
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The Evil Kumquat Scientists - Join the cause today!

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Kumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.
Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.
Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

-CoralFrappe- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat
But then they'll destroy your throat
kamikaze the kumquat
nuke the kumquat
Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.
what about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?
They'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the device
feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and dies
hamsteroftheparkour
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TheGreater_Good wrote:

If only scratch did polls…

Ok lets just vote:
(a) hallucination caused by too much exposure to kumquat vapor
(b) people from the alternate dimension (pages 101-133) accidentally teleport into our dimension
does b mean i get to exist and not cease existance? if so B
TheGreater_Good
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hamsteroftheparkour wrote:

TheGreater_Good wrote:

If only scratch did polls…

Ok lets just vote:
(a) hallucination caused by too much exposure to kumquat vapor
(b) people from the alternate dimension (pages 101-133) accidentally teleport into our dimension
does b mean i get to exist and not cease existance? if so B
yeah sure

Also can we refer to the alternate dimension as a different name? !01-34? idk
keyboardyaycat
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TheGreater_Good wrote:

hamsteroftheparkour wrote:

TheGreater_Good wrote:

If only scratch did polls…

Ok lets just vote:
(a) hallucination caused by too much exposure to kumquat vapor
(b) people from the alternate dimension (pages 101-133) accidentally teleport into our dimension
does b mean i get to exist and not cease existance? if so B
yeah sure

Also can we refer to the alternate dimension as a different name? !01-34? idk
The votes are pretty clear: Alternate dimension. Also, if we HAD went with A), we would have had to explain the odd concept of “kumquat vapor.”
TheGreater_Good
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ok lets jsut start nao!!

Uh guys, you know how for that CRM thing you needed to go back in time?
Did you guys use the teleporter? Because it says there's recent activity.

Last edited by TheGreater_Good (Oct. 7, 2025 17:01:11)

Mozboz
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TheGreater_Good wrote:

ok lets jsut start nao!!

Uh guys, you know how for that CRM thing you needed to go back in time?
Did you guys use the teleporter? Because it says there's recent activity.
The CRM is unrelated to the time/space stuff, it turns stuff into the opposite of what it is. But no I didn't use the teleporter

Last edited by Mozboz (Oct. 7, 2025 17:04:34)

BabyBoyReader11
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Revive, The, Thread

Last edited by BabyBoyReader11 (Oct. 8, 2025 17:57:49)

keyboardyaycat
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The Kumquats seem to be aware that there was an alternate universe.
TheGreater_Good
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keyboardyaycat wrote:

The Kumquats seem to be aware that there was an alternate universe.
How do you know that, were you the person using the teleporter?
keyboardyaycat
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TheGreater_Good wrote:

keyboardyaycat wrote:

The Kumquats seem to be aware that there was an alternate universe.
How do you know that, were you the person using the teleporter?
I saw some Kumquats making drawings of what looked like a dimensional rift.
incremental-infinity
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i saw 20 kumquats.
pumpkin and strawberry should do the trick.
at least no more dimension thing.

Last edited by incremental-infinity (Oct. 9, 2025 20:08:12)

incremental-infinity
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the_best_hedgehog wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Kumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.
Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.
Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

-CoralFrappe- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat
But then they'll destroy your throat
kamikaze the kumquat
nuke the kumquat
Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.
what about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?
They'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the device
feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and dies
put the kumquat in tungsten jain
keyboardyaycat
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The Evil Kumquat Scientists - Join the cause today!

incremental-infinity wrote:

the_best_hedgehog wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Kumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.
Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.
Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

-CoralFrappe- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat
But then they'll destroy your throat
kamikaze the kumquat
nuke the kumquat
Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.
what about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?
They'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the device
feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and dies
put the kumquat in tungsten jain
Send the kumquat into a black hole
hamsteroftheparkour
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keyboardyaycat wrote:

incremental-infinity wrote:

the_best_hedgehog wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Kumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.
Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.
Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

-CoralFrappe- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat
But then they'll destroy your throat
kamikaze the kumquat
nuke the kumquat
Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.
what about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?
They'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the device
feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and dies
put the kumquat in tungsten jain
Send the kumquat into a black hole
throw an atom bomb at the kumquat
George24681
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hamsteroftheparkour wrote:

keyboardyaycat wrote:

incremental-infinity wrote:

the_best_hedgehog wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Kumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.
Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.
Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

-CoralFrappe- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat
But then they'll destroy your throat
kamikaze the kumquat
nuke the kumquat
Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.
what about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?
They'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the device
feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and dies
put the kumquat in tungsten jain
Send the kumquat into a black hole
throw an atom bomb at the kumquat
We tried that. We only made it stronger.
kBanana412
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George24681 wrote:

hamsteroftheparkour wrote:

keyboardyaycat wrote:

incremental-infinity wrote:

the_best_hedgehog wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Kumquats are believed to be signature-eating beasts who patrol the forums to eat all signatures they can. The reason they eat signatures is because they find it's the best way to fulfill their hunger while mostly staying in one place. Although not all Kumquats will eat signatures, the army which patrols the forums and eats signatures is labelled as the Evil Kumquats. Some Kumquats have even formed groups to stop the Evil Kumquats to stop the hate against all Kumquats.
Here, Scratchers can gather to make scientific theories, hypotheses, and tests in order to figure out something that will truly get rid of all Evil Kumquats. However, Evil Kumquats are not like normal Kumquats. Evil Kumquats have developed themselves to have much less weaknesses opposed to regular Kumquats, their true weaknesses being unknown. This means knives will not harm an Evil Kumquat. We need to find and create ways to defeat Evil Kumquats once and for all.
Have any information or such that will possibly help the case? Let us know so we can add it here and credit you, therefore helping others find more important information to continue the case. Join the cause today!

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

-CoralFrappe- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

Xcvfdd wrote:

-KingBobUniverse- wrote:

warriorcatsfreakalt wrote:

gamesprimescratch wrote:

Hypothesis: you can eat an evil kumquat
But then they'll destroy your throat
kamikaze the kumquat
nuke the kumquat
Research tells me that the last time a kumquat was nuked, it survived, eating the nuke and becoming much stronger.
what about making it watch super idol strapped to a chair for 48 hours?
They'll eat the straps and you and the chair and the device
feed a kumquat all the others so that he overeats and dies
put the kumquat in tungsten jain
Send the kumquat into a black hole
throw an atom bomb at the kumquat
We tried that. We only made it stronger.
I believe that brute force will not defeat an Evil Kumquat. The bigger the weapon, the better an Evil Kumquat eats it. So, we should trap an evil Kumquat and reverse-engineer it to make a Good Tauqmuk. These Tauqmuks would be better, stronger, and more powerful than an Evil Kumquat. Bit most importantly, smarter than Evil Kumquats. Tauqmuks would be able to protect our siggys from Kumquats. Or at least, until we find a surefire way to eradicate these pests. I propose we continue with this plan. Does someone have an Evil Kumquat trapped?
incremental-infinity
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-pancake snip-
Send Pumpkin, caramel, strawberry AND green kumquat (which you don't wanna trap, the others don't like this friendly kumquat) then! They are the pancake defenders! including vanilla
56 to BFDI number

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