Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

That thing's not Ultraman. That's not the same character. It's not even Bizarro. The thing it's closest to is NUCLEAR MAN! NUCLEAR MAN! IT'S NUCLEAR MAN BUT WORSE, HOW IS IT WORSE?

I think you mean “New Clear Man”

Bradley Cooper didn't even pronounce it Kryptin, he's the worst Jor-El for that reason alone and nothing else.

Platypus_WKeyboard wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

Nevermind

We see (spoilers)

This means they captured Mr. Handsome.

#JusticeForMrHandsome

HexagonWorld wrote:

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

That thing's not Ultraman. That's not the same character. It's not even Bizarro. The thing it's closest to is NUCLEAR MAN! NUCLEAR MAN! IT'S NUCLEAR MAN BUT WORSE, HOW IS IT WORSE?

I think you mean “New Clear Man”

Bradley Cooper didn't even pronounce it Kryptin, he's the worst Jor-El for that reason alone and nothing else.

Do you think Bradley Cooper also requested for Jor-El be a bagel?

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

That thing's not Ultraman. That's not the same character. It's not even Bizarro. The thing it's closest to is NUCLEAR MAN! NUCLEAR MAN! IT'S NUCLEAR MAN BUT WORSE, HOW IS IT WORSE?

I think you mean “New Clear Man”

Bradley Cooper didn't even pronounce it Kryptin, he's the worst Jor-El for that reason alone and nothing else.

Do you think Bradley Cooper also requested for Jor-El be a bagel?

I will give Man of Steel one thing: It does technically have the best live-action film Jor-El because the other two are very bad.

HexagonWorld wrote:

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

That thing's not Ultraman. That's not the same character. It's not even Bizarro. The thing it's closest to is NUCLEAR MAN! NUCLEAR MAN! IT'S NUCLEAR MAN BUT WORSE, HOW IS IT WORSE?

I think you mean “New Clear Man”

Bradley Cooper didn't even pronounce it Kryptin, he's the worst Jor-El for that reason alone and nothing else.

Do you think Bradley Cooper also requested for Jor-El be a bagel?

I will give Man of Steel one thing: It does technically have the best live-action film Jor-El because the other two are very bad.

What about bagel Jor-El? Or suitcase Jor-El?

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

That thing's not Ultraman. That's not the same character. It's not even Bizarro. The thing it's closest to is NUCLEAR MAN! NUCLEAR MAN! IT'S NUCLEAR MAN BUT WORSE, HOW IS IT WORSE?

I think you mean “New Clear Man”

Bradley Cooper didn't even pronounce it Kryptin, he's the worst Jor-El for that reason alone and nothing else.

Do you think Bradley Cooper also requested for Jor-El be a bagel?

I will give Man of Steel one thing: It does technically have the best live-action film Jor-El because the other two are very bad.

What about bagel Jor-El? Or suitcase Jor-El?

That is why Marlon Brando is a bad Jor-El

HexagonWorld wrote:

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

Matjam02 wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

That thing's not Ultraman. That's not the same character. It's not even Bizarro. The thing it's closest to is NUCLEAR MAN! NUCLEAR MAN! IT'S NUCLEAR MAN BUT WORSE, HOW IS IT WORSE?

I think you mean “New Clear Man”

Bradley Cooper didn't even pronounce it Kryptin, he's the worst Jor-El for that reason alone and nothing else.

Do you think Bradley Cooper also requested for Jor-El be a bagel?

I will give Man of Steel one thing: It does technically have the best live-action film Jor-El because the other two are very bad.

What about bagel Jor-El? Or suitcase Jor-El?

That is why Marlon Brando is a bad Jor-El

He read his lines off of the baby, IIRC.

A Superman sequel is being written right now.

Platypus_WKeyboard wrote:

A Superman sequel is being written right now.

Fix it, James. Fix the immigrant allegory and your sins will be partially forgiven. It won't make the first movie any better, but the movies of tomorrow will be better. Fix it. Have him embrace being Kryptonian. Put Zod in the movie and have him be played by Bradley Cooper.

I liked the movie the change was weird though

macandcheeseking wrote:

I liked the movie the change was weird though

The change breaks the immigrant metaphor.

HexagonWorld wrote:

macandcheeseking wrote:

I liked the movie the change was weird though

The change breaks the immigrant metaphor.

i guess, I thought it was interesting how he decided to do that, In General though i thought it was for the most part away a pretty fun Superman movie, was a fan of what Gunn did with Lex.

macandcheeseking wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

macandcheeseking wrote:

I liked the movie the change was weird though

The change breaks the immigrant metaphor.

i guess, I thought it was interesting how he decided to do that, In General though i thought it was for the most part away a pretty fun Superman movie, was a fan of what Gunn did with Lex.

I agree. I enjoyed it, and that’s all I really care about honestly.

Platypus_WKeyboard wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

One thing I hope Superman has is a moment that is terrifying, like all the best family blockbusters. I need to be covering my eyes in the theater as I watch a dog's life force be drained by Parasite.

It’s a Gunn movie, they all have that one horror-lite sequence.

So what was that?

HexagonWorld wrote:

Platypus_WKeyboard wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

One thing I hope Superman has is a moment that is terrifying, like all the best family blockbusters. I need to be covering my eyes in the theater as I watch a dog's life force be drained by Parasite.

It’s a Gunn movie, they all have that one horror-lite sequence.

So what was that?

1) many parts of the pocket dimension
2) Clark getting choked by nanobots

Platypus_WKeyboard wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

Platypus_WKeyboard wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

One thing I hope Superman has is a moment that is terrifying, like all the best family blockbusters. I need to be covering my eyes in the theater as I watch a dog's life force be drained by Parasite.

It’s a Gunn movie, they all have that one horror-lite sequence.

So what was that?

1) many parts of the pocket dimension
2) Clark getting choked by nanobots

yeah, kind to easy to find

bump

acohen_bhusd wrote:

bump

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HexagonWorld wrote:

Platypus_WKeyboard wrote:

HexagonWorld wrote:

One thing I hope Superman has is a moment that is terrifying, like all the best family blockbusters. I need to be covering my eyes in the theater as I watch a dog's life force be drained by Parasite.

It’s a Gunn movie, they all have that one horror-lite sequence.

So what was that?

Oh and to update it with the tv shows. The sequences in CC are the backstory’s and Peacemaker’s is most of Project Butterfly.

SUPERMAN REVIEW
yeah i know im late on this but i figured better late than never so here….

Food Review
7/10
this was my first time getting a medium sized popcorn and drink at regal and BOY are those names inaccurate
whenever i walked from the counter i could tell something was gonna fall but since im so strong…
yeah my dad helped me
as i sat down i emptied my pockets to eat my smuggled candy and text on my SILENCED phone during those boring ahh noovie videos
i ate my first kernel and decided that the movie would be good but average and not a cinematic masterpiece
only time would tell if i was right or not…



Actual Movie Review
7.5/10
okay i was right
james gunn did a great job directing this and i had a good time. ill be honest, i was bored in the first half. partly because. ive never been a fan of politics and that kind of stuff in movies anyways but the action saved act 1 tbh. the ultraman fight was cool and the other fights were too but the jokes didnt really land in my theater which is fine, i mean…jokes dont have to be in every film or have to land to be good. the cameos were cool and the final scene between lex and supes was amazing. both hoult and corsenwet cooked with their roles. this is a decent start to the dcu