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1) Clarify lore
2) Help with character consistency
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Thank you so much to those who can help. And without further ado…

Age of Order part IV : Edge of Oblivion

(Prologue)
We begin where Part III ended, a shot of I-am-me_42 sleeping right where we left him. He wakes up, and walks out of an incomplete house. The sky is tinged red, the triangles gray and falling apart. He looks down, and sees Chuboingo half-way buried in the ground. Kream and Fluffilo can be seen in the background. Chuboingo wakes up and grabs 42’s ankle.
Chuboingo : Why couldn’t you save us…
42 : It wasn’t possible…please…
He backs up and almost trips on Kream.
Kream : You let us die!
42 : No no no…
The form of the disciplined one dwarfs over the landscape.
DO : You will watch your world wither away.
Suddenly, he’s somewhere else. He wanders around, until he finds a house. He opens the door, and sees a woman of stars making something in a kettle.
UDO : Hey there! I made tea.
42 : I don’t…drink tea.
UDO : More for me then! (Pours a cup)
42 sits down, and the UDO joins him.
42 : Where am I?
UDO : Welcome to…the mindscape! Ta da! We’re in your dream.
A moment of silence passes.
UDO : So…you’re not surprised.
42 : I’ve been living in a dimension of pure chaos for a while now. Nothing surprises me.
The UDO takes a sip.
UDO : Well, I suppose I should introduce myself. I am the Undisciplined One, champion of chaos, master of creation, primordial being of infinite power, yada yada.
42 just sits there, staring into space. The UDO gestures, but gets no reaction
UDO : Hmm. That was quite the nightmare. Did you know those people?
She waits for a bit, then 42 finally looks up.
42 : I don’t want to talk about it.
Suddenly the room shifts into a therapy office. UDO is wearing glasses and holding a clipboard.
UDO : This is a safe space. Feel free to express yourself. I’m detecting some trauma, maybe a hint of survivor’s guilt. We can work through this together.
42 : What do you want?
UDO : Straight to the point. I like it.
The scene shifts again. This time, the UDO is in front of a projector. It turns on, and a powerpoint is shown.
UDO : Member of the audience, allow me to present…drumroll please…My amazing and epic plan to save the Shenanigan Dimension. (Next slide) As you know, the dimension is currently being destroyed by this big stinky wall. That’s no good. (Next slide) It came from this goober, the Disciplined One. He may think he’s all that, but I think he’s a piece of -
An extended series of bleeps is heard, as we cut to 42’s horrified reaction.
UDO : Now, if we want to beat this loser we need…You!
Cut to 42 where a spotlight shines on him.
42 : Me?
UDO : You! There’s a lot of hosts to choose from, but none fit the bill quite like yourself. You, my friend, are willing to go further than the others. You finish the job, no matter the costs.
Location falls away, leaving them in just the starry world.
UDO : Become my host, and you receive powers beyond compare. I will be able to contact you at all times, guiding you to victory. Do you accept?
42 : Let’s do it.

EPIC INTRO STUFF
(Scene 1)
An over the shoulder shot of Wolf and Hatter. The wall approaches. A group shot with tigerman included.
Wolf : What’s the word?
Tigermann : The wall will reach our location in two minutes. It’s moving faster than we expected.
Wolf : Better make this quick.
Wolf walks to the front of the group.
Wolf : Team papaya, are you ready?
Shot of the team agreeing.
Banjo : Just to be clear, I never joined.
Wolf : Everyone, prepare your weapons! (Activates radio.) Techno, how’s the jet?
Cut to techno in the cockpit of the jet.
Techno : Ready for action! Handles like a dream.
Wolf : (Over radio) Good. Be on standby
Cut back to Wolf and Hatter.
Techno : (Over radio) Copy that.
The jet passes overhead. Wolf Readies his own weapon.
Wolf : On my signal!
A few different shots of weapons being loaded.
Wolf : Fire!
A wave of projectiles fire at the wall. Nothing happens. Cut back to Wolf & Hatter.
Hatter : It didn’t work!
Wolf : We just need to knock louder. (Gestures to the team.) Again! Give it everything you’ve got!
Another, bigger volley hits the wall. Nothing happens.
SparkBob : It’s not stopping!
Just as the wall is about to reach them, it comes to a stop. The Disciplined One steps out.
Wolf : Agilelink, now!
Agilelink presses a button, and it cuts to his orbital strike cannons charged up. They fire, and cut back to the DO getting hit. Smoke covers the area, the aftermath obscured. Cut to a few others.
Rose : Did we win?
The DO’s eyes glow, and he emerges from the smoke. Cut to terrified reactions
Sarge : You just had to jinx it!
Cut to wolf and Agilelink
Wolf : We missed. Do it again!
Agilelink : (Smacks control panel) It needs to recharge. We have to keep him busy.
Wolf : Team Papaya! Attack!
Quick cut to someone turning on the boombox. Then cut to team papaya charging the DO with ePiC mUsIc. Action, action, more action. The combined might of team papaya is slowly overpowering the DO. Each one grabs on, holding him in place.
Scratchy : Can’t…hold…on…
Wolf prepares a weapon to fire at the DO’s head
Hatter : Click! Help us!
Click : I would love to, but uh…I don’t have hands.
Sarge : Wait, then how does he hold the remote?
Click : Oh yeah.
The DO breaks free, and blasts Wooper. Sentient Copy of Click uses the click remote to attack, using the fast forward to land a flurry of hits. The Discipline One attempts to blast him, but Click uses the pause button.
Click : See, I had everything under control.
Hatter : You killed Wooper!
Click : My bad.
Team Papaya gathers around the frozen form of the DO.
Dollskit : So do we like…put him in a box or something?
The team just kind of stands there, not knowing what to do. Wolf talks into his radio.
Wolf : Techno, looks we won’t be needing that jet.
Rose walks over to Click, who is still standing in front of the frozen blast.
Rose : Why didn’t you just lead with that?
Click : I didn’t want to drain the batteries!
The battery dies and the blast unfreezes, shooting Click. Cut to Wolf, who pulls out his radio.
Wolf : On second thought, we’re gonna need that jet.

(Scene 2)
I-am-me_42 wakes up, calmly this time. He walks out, the same way he did before, but the place is normal. DS-32 and Fox are there. He walks up to them.
42 : I just had the weirdest dream…
Fox : Good. You’re awake.
42 : Did you guys get any rest?
DS-32 : We don’t need any! We’re robots, remember? At least I think Fox is a robot…
Fox : Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.
DS-32 : Uh, okay then. So, you said you know the Disciplined One’s weakness?
42 : It’s the suit.
DS-32 : That’s it? No complicated ritual? No ancient weapons?
42 : It’s the only thing keeping him together. Remove it, he’s gone.
Fox : And if it doesn’t work?
42 : Then we’ll need help. A lot of help.
DS-32 : Need allies, huh? I might be able to help with that. It pays to have friends.
Fox : So you want an army? Then an army you shall get! My EVIL army!
DS-32 : That’s dumb. You’re dumb.
Fox : You’re just jealous you don’t have an evil army.
DS-32 : We’d be better off with allies we can mostly trust, not whatever you have.
Fox : My army of evil is very reliable. You’d be leaving our victory to chance.
DS-32 : Chance? Chance! I can calculate chances within 0.00001% error! There’s a reason no one plays poker with me.
42 : Knock it off you two! (Rubs temples) Why don’t you both do it.
DS-32 : (Simultaneously) Okay.
Fox : (Simultaneously) Sounds reasonable.
42 : Great. Now I’m going to find some way to get to the others.
I-am-me_42 wanders to the bunker, the largest building in the Shenanigan Plaza.
42 : (To himself) Come on, there has to be a vehicle somewhere.
UDO : (Appears in ghost-like form) This is a terrible plan.
42 : It’s a great plan.
UDO : Still not surprised? Huh. Listen, we should do my plan.
42 : And what would that be?
UDO : You need to open the Shenanigan Vault. Only then will you have the power to defeat him.
42 : I have you, don’t I?
UDO : My powers aren’t THAT strong.
42 : Fine. Where to?
UDO : First, we need to find the only one who knows about the thing. (Sigh) We need to find the shenanigoat.

(Scene 3)
We are back with team papaya. The team is attacking the DO with no avail. Wolf has donned his Fighter-plane pack, a massive jetpack with wings and a gun attachment. Techno is sending missiles with each fly-by of his jet. The DO tries to blast them out of the sky. Sarge runs up and tries shooting the DO with his rifle.
DO : You are all so annoying!
He blasts at Sarge, but luckily Hatter uses his portal gun to get the living toy soldier to safety. Scratchy, the anthropomorphic orange cat, sends a volley of rockets from his rocket launcher. The recoil is heavy, so he is getting more and more tired. The DO notices and singles Scratchy out. He knocks the Rocket launcher from Scratchy’s hands, and prepares to blast him. Out of nowhere, the Disciplined One gets hit by a gatorade. He turns, and gets hit by another one.
Rose : I have more!
Rose summons another gatorade with her gatorade necklace. The DO turns his attention to her, but is sent flying by SparkBob ramming into him with his Muffilo. Hatter shoots one of the floating triangles high above with his portal gun, and aims the other below the DO. He can’t even get up before being sent hurtling down. Hatter runs over to Agilelink.
Hatter : Are the cannons recharged?
Agilelink : Two more minutes!
The DO finally hits the ground. Dollskit rushes over and uses his punctuation marks in a flurry of attacks. He then throws a volley, but the DO creates a shield. Wolf flies back over with his Fighter Plane Pack, but gets his wing clipped by a blast from the DO. He crashes on the hill, where Banjo is eating popcorn.
Wolf : You could help!
Banjo : I certainly could.
Wolf : You’re a member of team papaya, just like the rest of us.
Banjo : Nah, I just showed up to see funny things happen to people.
Wolf grabs some Matjam grenades and two guns from the crates, and rejoins the fight in a huff. Cut to Tigerman, who is managing a monitor.
Tigerman : Air strike cannons are charged! Everyone fall back!
Everyone backs away from the DO, and AgileLink prepares the button. The DO sees this.
Agilelink : So long sucker!
DO : Not this time.
The Disciplined One fires off a blast that takes out Agilelink. The button falls to the ground.
Hatter : Get that button!
The team all lunge for the button. The DO prepares a blast, but is hit in the back with Rose’s bedazzled ax. Dollskit reaches the button first, firing the cannons. The DO creates a shield above him, absorbing the attack.
Dollskit : Why must the universe be so cruel?

(Scene 4)
We are back at the plaza. DS-32 walks in front of 5 people. Those are Luke, a cyborg with a laser arm. Gammavanni, a little guy with shapes floating around his head. The arrival, a strange three eyed being of unknown origin. And the coob, a mystical cube with a derpy face that can vomit up random objects. Hermit King is there too, looking bored. DS-32 walks down the line, head in the air.
DS-32 : Ladies, Gentlemen, creatures of indeterminate species, our time has come. We are the last line of defense.
Cut to shots of them, some scared, or determined.
DS-32 : If we stand together…
Hermit King : Yeah, no thanks. I have better things to do with my time.
DS-32 : Like what.
Hermit King : Things!
He scurries away.
Hermit King : (Muttering) Better off without them anyway.
DS-32 : Ahem. If we stand together, we can stand tall. We know our enemy…
Luke : Um, I just got here. I don’t even know who you are.
DS-32 : The majority of us know our enemy. But…we cannot fight. Not until the time is right. You must remain here, and protect it at all costs. Uhh…victory! Bravery! Valor! Bravery! Okay whatever, you get the point. I’ve never been a big speech guy. Just guard the plaza while I recruit some help.
He leaves them, and runs off to the train station. We see a figure with a pumpkin head watching from the shadows, who slinks off into the darkness. We cut to DS-32 at the train station, where Conductor Flaky is sitting reading a book on nihilism.
DS-32 : Come on Flaky! Get the train running!
Flaky gets up and boards the train, which is just the engine. He has begun to build a train car, but it remains incomplete. DS-32 hops on, but stands on the railing outside of the cabin. He draws a small spherical drone with a glowing eye. He activates it and lets it hover in the air. The eye glows and emits a hologram of a person.
DuhSonic : That was painful.
DS-32 : Oh come on! It wasn’t that bad. You’re the leader, I’m just the sidekick. I don’t do this very often.
DuhSonic : Where’s Scratchy?
DS-32 : I dunno. Hermit King said he went to fight the wall or something.
The train engine hums to life.
Conductor Flaky : Where to?
DS-32 : The junkyard! We’ll start there.
He looks forward dramatically, but the train goes in reverse and he falls. DuhSonic chuckles.
DS-32 : Hey uh…why are we going backwards?
Conductor Flaky : Junkyard’s that way! I’d turn us around, but well, it’s a train.
They pull out and steam towards the junkyard.

(Scene 5)
I-am-me_42 is riding in a cybertruck that he found in the bunker. The UDO appears in the passenger seat.
42 : Took you long enough.
UDO : I have other things to do than babysit you!
The two sit in silence.
UDO : Nothing? No surprise?
42 just chuckles to himself.
UDO : So…know where you’re going?
42 : No idea. I was hoping you would.
UDO : So, you have no idea where we’re going. You don’t know how your powers work. You don’t even know if the wall hasn’t taken them!
The UDO thinks for a bit. A mischievous look appears on her face.
UDO : I might be able to solve at least two of our problems.
She leans over and places her hands on his temple.
UDO : (Whispers) Sleep.
42 falls asleep immediately, and finds himself back in the place he found the house in.
UDO : You want to save the world, you have to train. I am not letting you use my powers unless you know how to use them.
She claps twice and a training course appears.
UDO : Let’s begin.
A montage begins with the song “You’re the best” playing in the background. He learns how to create objects, open portals, and change things into something else. Once he’s mastered these skills, he begins the course. He excels at the physical part, impressing the UDO with his Marksmanship and agility. He fails against her constructs of the DO, dying again and again. Finally, he defeats the fake DO, and she declares him trained. She leans into his ear and whispers.
UDO : Wake up.
I-am-me_42 awakes in an unfamiliar location. A large cave stands before them.
42 : What? How did we get here?
UDO : I might have…borrowed your body while sleeping.
42 : Don’t you EVER do that again.
UDO : Woah! Touchy subject, eh?
42 huffs into the cave.
UDO : I’m warning you now, this guy is really annoying. You can’t even tell what he’s saying half the time.
42 : You knew him?
UDO : Unfortunately.
The two enter a chamber within the cave.
UDO : I present to you…the Shenanigoat!
They look in, and see a goat skeleton on the ground.
UDO : And he’s dead. Serves him right. Although, that might not be very good for our plans.
42 thinks for a bit, examining the bones.
42 : (Muttering) Bones are all intact. Slight signs of…a knife and fork? Hm. (To the UDO) Do you have any cream cheese?
UDO : Cream cheese? Uh…what is that?
42 : You don’t know what…nevermind. Apparently it has life restoration properties. Ask DoggyBob.
The UDO blushes and appears flustered.
UDO : DoggyBob? He’s still around? Is he uh…doing…stuff?
42 : I guess. I haven’t seen him in a while.
UDO stares into space, until 42 snaps her out of it.
42 : So…no ideas on how to get cream cheese?
UDO : Just use your powers.
42 : Oh. Yeah.
42 uses his powers, the UDO’s sigil appearing on his forehead. A tub of cream cheese materializes, and clatters to the floor. 42 picks it up, and puts some in the mouth of the skull. Nothing happens. Just as he’s about to leave, the skull rattles and flesh begins to reappear. Soon, the head of the shenanigoat is lying there.
Shenanigoat : Greetings! I’d prefer not to shake HANDS if you don’t mind.
UDO : Why is he just a head?
42 : Bargaining. Listen here goat, I want to know where the shenangan vault is.
Shenanigoat : Even if I knew where the vault be, you still need to collect the keys. To grab the trio to set the vault free, you must answer the riddles three.
42 : Just tell us the answers!
Shenanigoat : I don’t know. I didn’t create the thing, it’s older than me. I do know the riddles!
42 : We’ll solve them and get the keys.
Shenanigoat : I love how sure of yourself you are! It’s cute.
UDO : Kick him! Punch him! Shut him up!
42 : Can’t you do that?
UDO : Only you can see me. And I can’t interact with the physical world, remember?
42 picks up the head.
42 : Where is the vault?
Shenanigoat : Find a key, it’ll guide you there.
42 : That’s not helpful at all. Just tell me the riddles.
The Shenanigoat opens his mouth, and we cut.

(Scene 6)
We are back with Team Papaya, right where we left off.
Dollskit : Can we use the secret weapon yet?
Wolf : Not until the time is right.
Dollskit : I think it’s time. ARGENTINA!
At the sound of this word, a small figure flies in at supersonic speeds. It’s the living V2 plush, friend of Dollskit. They grab the DO and drag him across the ground, tearing up the terrain. V2 plush then flies high into the sky, shattering a few triangles. V2 throws him into the air, then flies back down into him. The massive dust cloud obscures the battle, only thing that can be seen is flashes from V2 flying and the occasional blast from the DO. Cut to Techno’s POV in the cockpit of the Jet. He activates thermal vision on the view screen and sees the burning light from V2 and the heatless form of the DO. He sees he has one payload of missiles left, and needs to make them count. Suddenly, he sees a low fuel warning appear.
Techno : Low fuel? We just filled it up at the plaza!
We cut to the inside of the jet, and are shown a cut fuel line. It’s leaking into the other machinery, where it comes into contact with some severed wires. The fuel ignites, and we cut to a shot outside the jet showing the explosion.
Techno : Mayday mayday! Going down. I don’t know what’s happening!
The jet begins veering towards the wall. It loses control and begins plummeting. Techno ejects, and uses his jetpack to stop his fall. The jet gets pulled inside the wall, disappearing from sight. We cut to inside the dust cloud, and see the DO trying to stand up. Each time he raises his head, V2 slams it back down. V2 goes in for another attack, but the DO catches it. He stands, still holding V2.
DO : I tire of your games. A noble stand, little one. But one that must be in vain.
The dust cloud finally clears and we can see team papaya.
DO : Your resistance is folly. I easily could have just allowed the wall to consume you…
We go to a close up.
DO : But this is more fun.
The Disciplined One throws V2 into the wall. He then addresses the remaining members of Team Papaya
DO : This has been going on for long enough. I have been restraining myself.
Dollskit : (Whispers to Sarge) That was him restraining himself?!?
DO : Farwell.
Sarge : So…is he gonna fight us or wh
The Disciplined One blasts at them, barely missing.
Wolf : Banjo! Help us!
Cut to banjo
Banjo : Egh. Fine.
He pulls out a small gun, with some obamium powering it. It unfolds and expands, attachments unfurling until it’s a huge gun
Banjo : Obamiumshsmshsmsasm
He fires it off at the DO, propelling the being back with a solid beam of energy. The recoil proves to be too much, and the cannon goes flying propelled by the blast. Banjo watches as the gun flies off.
Banjo : Ah.
He runs and hides in a crate.
Hatter : Run!
The remaining members of Team Papaya book it for the gator van. The DO fires blasts after them. Wolf stops, and opens a smaller crate.
Wolf : A gravity tether…
He runs at the DO.
Tigerman : What are you doing! Get out of there!
Wolf connects one end to the DO, and aims the other end to the crates. Barely avoiding death, he activates it. All the crates fly at the DO burying him. Wolf runs away, but not before throwing a matjam grenade at the pile.
Banjo : Heh? What the…Oh no.
The bomb sets off a chain reaction, blowing up the rest of the crates.
SparkBob : Awww. There was so much stuff we never used.
Banjo, preserved by his cartoon physics, is sent flying. He crashes next to them. Techno wanders up, and sees the DO’s suit is badly damaged. Blue mist wafts out of the holes, but the suit does appear to be healing itself.
Sarge : Uh…guys.
The DO’s eyes open, and the wall starts moving again. It swallows him up, allowing him to nurse his wounds. Sarge runs to the others, but is too slow. He is sucked into the wall. The rest pile into the van and drive off. SparkBob flees on his muffilo, and barely keeps up.
Scratchy : Wolf, what are we going to do?
Wolf : I don’t know.

(Scene 7)
DS-32 : I know, I know. It’s a junkyard.
Duhsonic : You already told me that. What you failed to mention was the GIANT KAIJU GATOR!
DS-32 : Relax. He’s harmless! Mostly.
The train has stopped near a massive junkyard. An equally large Kaiju Gator with a massive sludge cannon is sleeping, wrapping around the edges of the place. DS-32 and Duhsonic enter the junkyard, and wander past piles of interdimensional junk. The two come across the one they were looking for.
Void : Why hello there! Long time no see!
Void, a being of TV static with white eyes, is perched on the largest junk pile. Next to him is the sentient yellow triangle.
DS-32 : How have things been man!
Void : Business as usual.
DS-32 : Is that the Yellow triangle?
Void : Yup.
DS-32 : Didn’t that thing cause that battle between your Gator and Carl Wheezer?
Void : Yup
DS-32 : The battle that was so destructive created an entire SWAMP.
Void : Yup.
DS-32 : And you’re just keeping it out in the open?
Void : Yup.
DS-32 : Hm. (Shrugs) That thing gives me the creeps.
Yellow Triangle : That THING is right here.
Duhsonic : Wha? The…the…triangle
Yellow Triangle : Talked? How is this a shock to you?
DS-32 : He’s technically never been here. Right now he’s back in our home dimension. Then again, that place is similar levels of weird.
Duhsonic continues to sputter.
Yellow Triangle : (Gets closer to void.) I don’t like them.
Void : They’ll grow on you. After all, we’re best friends!
Yellow Triangle : (Muttering) Of course. Just friends.
Void leaps down and slides down the pile.
Void : So, what brings you here?
DS-32 : Recruiting! I need to make an army. That’s at least what the 42 guy said. He’s not great at communication. Anyway, we’re gonna fight the Disciplined One! Wanna help?
Void : It would be my pleasure. Just let me get my empowered Uno Deck, and we’ll be ready to go!
We cut to the outside of the train. Void, the Yellow Triangle, and Kaijugator stand next to DS-32 and Duhsonic.
Conductor Flaky : Nuh uh. There is no way all of you are fitting in the engine.
Void : Hmmm. I got it!
The screen wipes and we see some makeshift train cars attached to the engine now. They climb in, KaijuGator taking up an entire car. Flaky powers up the train, but Kaijugator causes it to drag and create sparks.
Void : Huh. Should have thought of that.
He goes into the engine, and Yellow Triangle follows.
Conductor Flaky : At this rate, we’ll be long gone by the time we even get ten feet!
Void : Well, I did just refill Kaijugator’s sludge cannon.
Conductor Flaky : He’s a frickin’ 50 foot Gator!
Void : He’s actually a crocodile…
Conductor Flaky : Whatever! He’s too heavy for the train.
Void : Say, what powers this train?
Conductor Flaky : This is an electric train, despite being the body of a steam engine. Both water and coal are too valuable to…Are you trying to distract me?
Void : What? No.
Void opens an electrical panel and pulls out some wires.
Void : Hey yellow, can I ask for a favor?
Yellow Triangle : Anything for you.
Void : Great! Hold still.
Void plugs the wires into the triangle, and the engine hums faster. The train speeds up and they move at a much faster speed. We cut to DS-32 and Duhsonic.
DuhSonic : Where to next?
DS-32 : Hexagoon caves.

(Scene 8)
We are now with Fox, the biomechanical RBN powered being. He is in the catacombs, and is looking for something. He goes deeper and deeper, the catacombs getting older as he goes along. He finds himself near an elevator, and gets in. We watch as the light slowly fades behind him. Finally, he finds himself in front of some ancient doors. They are covered in strange symbols, and seem to depict triangle people. He opens them up, revealing a musty chamber full of skeletons. A fountain with a blue ooze running through it is in the back. He pulls a lever, and flames ignite around the edges. The fire lights the chamber, and he gets to work. He rearranges the skeletons, lining them up. Someone stands behind him, and then attacks. They attempt to choke out Fox, to no avail.
Woof : You…little…
Fox grabs Woof and throws him across the room.
Fox : You really think you puny skeleton arms would do anything?
Woof : You abandoned me in here for months! With THEM!
Fox : You should be grateful. I gave you life!
Woof : What kind of life is this?
Woof steps into the light, his half flesh and half bone form can be seen. Held together by the Roo Beer Nawr, Woof is looking rough.
Fox : Hmm. Last time it didn’t work very well. What did I do wrong…
Fox kneels in front of the fountain.
Fox : Oh glorious one. Tell me how I can take these lifeless bones and create life. Give me your guidance.
He stands up, and steps into the fountain. Despite it looking shallow, Fox falls all the way in.
Woof : Come back!
Fox floats in the RBN, it’s unclear if this is real or not. A massive red eye opens in front of him and glows. Fox is placed into a trance, and then floats back up. He rises from the fountain, and wades out.
Woof : What happened?
Fox : I have been shown the answers.
Woof : My fault for asking.
Fox begins kicking the fountain. He doesn’t stop until the bottom ledge has broken, spilling Roo Beer Nawr all over the chamber floor. He then begins chanting in another language
Fox : Eno ythgim ho! Eno sselega ho! Aelp detoved ym rhea! Em ot efil rieht evig dna sksuh sselefil esair!
The skeletons begin to rise, the RBN consuming them. The RBN becomes their joints, eyes, and other parts. Soon, Fox has an army.
Woof : This is horrifying.
Woof walks over to the fountain, and then looks at Fox.
Woof : You gonna fix that?
Fox : I believe that’s already covered.
The leftover RBN snakes back into the fountain, rebuilding the stone. Fox stands up on the fountain ledge.
Fox : Skeletons! You have not only been given life, but a purpose. The very dimension closes, but we will not move! We must destroy this insurgent! For us, for the Magnificent One!
Three skeletons walk to the front. One’s in a fedora, one’s in a vest, and the other is wearing a crown. The one in the fedora steps forward.
Shane : That’s not gonna work for me and the boys. See, my name’s Shane. Shane Anigans. That’s Ricky (Vest waves) and Kingo (Crown waves.)
Fox : Fascinating. You retained your souls.
Shane : Whatever. You see, there ain’t nothin’ in it for us. So I’m gonna be takin’ over as the boss.
Fox : Is that so?
He grabs Kingo by the throat. The RBN flows out of the bones and into Fox’s hand. The bones crumple to the floor.
Ricky : Why I oughta…
Ricky swings at Fox, who catches his fist. The same thing happens and Ricky falls apart.
Shane : What did ya do to ‘em! They had so much to live for!
Fox : That’s a warning. Don’t test me again.
Fox drops the RBN back into the fountain and kneels down.
Fox : Purify these ungrateful souls, let them be whole again.
Fox stands and leads the skeletons out. Shane hesitates, but follows them. Woof rushes past them, standing next to Fox. They march up and out towards the surface.

(Scene 9)
We are back in the cave with the Undisciplined One and I-am-me_42. The shenanigoat has reverted back to a skeleton, but a flamethrower can be seen in the background. The riddles have been written on the walls, as well as several notes. Papers are sprawled out on the floor, and the UDO and 42 pace back and forth.
UDO : These don’t make any sense! The third riddle is just “Sandwiches.”
42 : The second riddle is just a bunch of contradictions. “It’s quite far, but quite near. It is not here, but it is not there; yet at the same time, it is both here and there.”
They pace some more, 42 creating more papers and other items. Suddenly, the UDO stops.
UDO : Wait…I think I know where the first key is. But you’re not gonna like it.
42 : Well, where is it?
UDO : It’s best if I show you.
She places her hands on his temples again.
UDO : Sleep.
42 falls unconscious, and finds himself in the same area he’s been in twice before.
42 : We’ve already been here.
UDO : I know, but that’s not why we came.
The UDO raises her hand, and a door slides up from the floor. It’s a massive metal door with chains locking it down. The UDO waves her hands and the chains fall off.
42 : That’s not comforting
UDO : Here it is.
She opens the door and they step through. A massive swirling whirlpool of energy filled with random objects stands before them. Wind billows out of it, creating a roaring noise.
UDO : (Shouting over the noise.) This is the Subconscious! When we forget things, they go here!
42 : What does that have to do with the key!?!
UDO : This is where we find a lack of knowledge!
42 : Uh.
UDO : Well, go in!
42 : Why can’t you?
UDO : Just do it!
42 : Fine!
UDO : Be careful in there! It’ll tear your essence apart.
42 : This keeps getting better and better!
42 begins approaching the whirlpool. Despite the appearance, it’s solid. 42 starts his trek to the center. The UDO watches, then exits the door. Back in the original spot, she raises up another door. This one is ancient looking, with strange art depicting a bearded figure. She walks in, and it’s completely dark.
Hooded Figure : My, my. What do we have here?
UDO : Quit it. You know I don’t want to be here.
Hooded Figure : Oh, I’m aware. Painfully so. Don’t think I’ve forgotten.
UDO : Where are the keys?
Hooded Figure : (Wheezes laughter) You’re more desperate than I thought.
UDO : Just. Tell me.
Hooded Figure : Why would I know?
UDO : We both know who wrote those riddles. You never were one to be straightforward.
Hooded Figure : My visions only show so much. I cannot help you.
The UDO grabs them by the throat.
UDO : I will shred your mind to pieces.
The hooded figure just laughs.
Hooded Figure : Very well. See you soon.
UDO : What? Are you going to tell me or…
The Hooded Figure touches the UDO’s forehead. Her eyes glow teal and she sees a vision. She is flung out and the door closes. We cut back to I-am-me_42, who is slowly advancing towards the center. The wind is making it nearly impossible.
42 : Almost…there…
The world fades in and out, as 42’s consciousness begins to fade. He limps forward, and Kream appears beside him.
Kream : You’ll never make it.
42 : You…don’t…know that.
Chuboingo appears on the other side.
Chuboingo : Give up. Let it take you.
42 falls to his knee.
42 : You’re…not…
He tries to stand, but goes back down.
42 : (Weakly) You’re not real.
Kream : Silence!
42 : (Stronger) You’re not real.
Chuboingo : Stop it!
42 stands to his feet.
42 : You’re not real!
Kream and Chuboingo contort into unnatural positions.
Kream & Chuboingo : You cannot escape us!
42 : No. But I can move past you.
The two shriek and get swept by the wind, fading away. 42 finds himself in the center, where a blue key sits. He picks it up and the world fades to black. He awakes back in the cave. He stands up, and finds the blue key in his hand.
42 : One down, two to go.

(Scene 10)
We are back with DS-32 and DuhSonic, and the train has just pulled in front of a massive mountain with a set of giant doors built into them. DS-32 draws his plasma shotgun and hops off the train. DuhSonic follows him. The area surrounding said mountain is covered in small hills, jagged rock spikes, deep channels, and crystalline triangles. The two walk down one of these channels.
DS-32 : Oh boy. Never thought I’d be back here.
DuhSonic : What?
DS-32 : Last time I was here, me and Scratchy didn’t…get along with the locals.
DuhSonic : Oh. I kinda remember Bitmap Sonic telling me about this. They were the, erm…
A makeshift spear sails through the hologram. Another lands next to DS-32.
DS-32 : Hexagoons.
Crawling out of some of the cave entrances in the mountain are the Hexagoons. The strange teal and pink creatures begin to surround the two, pearing over the channel’s walls. DS-32 aims his shotgun at one of them.
DuhSonic : I don’t think they like you.
DS-32 : We did kill a lot, and I mean a lot of them.
Another spear sails past them.
DS-32 : But this doesn’t make any sense! Once we opened the gates, they just kinda started wandering around aimlessly. They used to guard it, but now there’s nothing to guard!
Duhsonic : So?
DS-32 : So they shouldn’t be attacking us!
DS-32 tenses, then shoots one of them. The Hexagoon falls, and the others watch. Their eyes go from the body, and back to DS-32. Instead of throwing a few stray spears, they all begin throwing spears at once. We cut to Void and Conductor Flaky witnessing the spear barrage.
Void : They’re not gonna make it.
Conductor Flaky : Agreed. Although, the sweet merciful release of death sounds comforting.
Void stares at Flaky
Conductor Flaky : What?
Back with DS-32 and Duhsonic, where the two are getting pelted. DS-32 sends a few shots back, but is getting overwhelmed. The spears clang of his metallic body, causing a few dents.
DS-32 : Why do they have this…(Gets hit)…many spears!
Duhsonic just shrugs.
DS-32 : How are we supposed to fight the Disciplined One if we can’t even fight these guys.
At the mention of the Disciplined One, the attacks stop. One of the Hexagoons step forward.
Hexagoon : Disciplined…One?
DS-32 : Yeah. I was gonna recruit you, but clearly we’re not wanted.
DuhSonic : You wanted to recruit them?
DS-32 : Not really. I didn’t know what else to say! Conductor Flaky asked where to and I had to say something!
The two are interrupted by the Hexagoon.
Hexagoon : We…fight. Kill…him…
DS-32 : Huh. Well that was convenient.
Hexagoon : Then…kill…you…
DS-32 : That’s just great.
The two lead about twenty hexagoons to the train. They shuffle into one of the cars. DS-32 and DuhSonic signal Conductor Flaky to start going.
DuhSonic : Surprised they’ll help?
DS-32 : I’m more surprised they can talk!
Conductor Flaky : Where to?
DS-32 : Uhhh…
DuhSonic shakes his head.
Void : If I may…
DuhSonic : Of course. I don’t think DS-32 knows.
DS-32 shoots him a dirty look
Void : I created a list. A list of potential allies.
DuhSonic : Don’t look at me, I’m not driving the train.
Void : Oh. Yeah.
He shows the list to Conductor Flaky.
Conductor Flaky : I know all of these guys! Let’s do it.
A song starts to play as a montage begins. It starts with them meeting Fredrick, the massive Kaiju alligator. Unlike the misleadingly named crocodile, he is smart and wears a bow tie and top hat.
DS-32 : Wanna help fight the Disciplined One?
Frederick : That Disciplined One bloke? I’d love to give him a good ol’ wallop on the noggin.
They move on and find Super Saiyan Carl Wheezer, brooding on a rock.
DS-32 : Wanna help fight the Disciplined One?
Carl Wheezer : What’s the point? My honor was shattered many moons ago, during that fateful game of uno. Twenty +4’s. Lost my prized Yellow Triangle.
DS-32 : Yellow Triangle? But that belongs to Void.
Carl Wheezer : You know the man who dishonoured me?
DS-32 : Yeah, he’s part of our crew!
Carl Wheezer : I refuse to work with HIM.
DS-32 : Well, if you defeat the Disciplined One you could prove you’re better.
Carl Wheezer : I’m in.
They go to a small underground chamber. A pool of lava sits in the center. Magman, the lava being, emerges from the pool.
DS-32 : Wanna fight the Disciplined One?
Magman just gurgles.
DS-32 : Um, hello?
One of Magman’s eyes starts drifting down his face.
DS-32 : You know what? We’ll get back to you.
They go to a single apple tree with pink apples. A bunch of Lemurritos run around it.
DS-32 : Wanna…hey uh…
Frederick makes a strange gurgling sound from the train. All the Lemurritos run into it.
DuhSonic : What was that?
Frederick : I took a Lemurrito language course in college!
DS-32 : Wild.
They begin to go off again.
DS-32 : Back to the plaza, Flaky!
The scene ends as they chug off into the distance.

(Scene 11)
We are in the cave with I-am-me_42, who places the key inside his coat. He looks around, and sees he is alone.
42 : Hey! Undisciplined One?
He wanders around some more.
42 : Where is she?
He shakes his head, then summons some more cream cheese. He reanimates the Shenanigoat, this time the entire body.
42 : There.
Shenanigoat : Many thanks, my illustrious friend! I’m alive!
42 : So, would you like to join us? I kinda feel bad for what we did to you.
Shenanigoat : Join you? Nope. Farwell!
The goat runs off, leaving 42 alone again.
UDO : I know where the second one is!
42 just turns around.
UDO : (Muttering) You just have no emotions. (Loud) We gotta go!
42 : I’ll get the truck started up.
He walks over to the cybertruck, and opens a door.
UDO : What? (Sigh) I literally just taught you how to make portals.
42 : Oh. Wait, where are we going…
The UDO puts her hands on his temples and his eyes glow the same teal. He opens a portal and he and the truck go crashing through. They land in an area unseen before, deep underground. The only exit has caved in.
UDO : Didn’t mean for you to take the truck, but whatever.
42 : Where is this?
UDO : That’s an excellent question. I think we’re under the Nunya ruins, but I can’t be certain.
They look at a foreboding tunnel.
42 : Only one way.
He begins walking forward.
UDO : Is that…stop!
The frantic warnings of the UDO fade as 42 wanders deeper in. The old stone gets replaced by more organic dark blue plants. Orange lights glow at the ends of these plants, and inside the leaves of the blue trees. The lights grow more frequent, now some float through the air. Two of these floating lights go near each other, and stare at 42. A body forms from these “eyes” and soon a towering figure is standing there. They have a massive sword, and just stand there.
The Guardian : You seem lost.
42 : What is this place?
The Guardian : Who knows? Everyone sees it differently.
42 : What? Are we still in the tunnel?
The Guardian : We’re quite near, yet very far. I’ll let you decide.
42 looks around, then back at the figure
42 : I’m looking for a key.
The Guardian : We all seek keys. But not all locks can be opened.
42 : Huh? No, the key to the Shenanigan Vault.
The Guardian : And what makes you think I know where it is?
42 : Well, I thought…
The Guardian : Clearly not.
42 gets annoyed.
42 : Do you know where the key is!
The Guardian : Yes! Thanks for asking.
42 : Can I have it?
The Guardian : No. Not unless you beat my challenge.
42 : Name it.
The Guardian : Strike me down. Then the key is yours.
42 : So I hit you, and I get it.
The Guardian : Strike me DOWN. Not just strike me.
42 : Wouldn’t be my first time.
The Guardian : I know. What weapon would you like?
42 thinks for a moment.
42 : Give me a sword.
The Guardian : A man after my own tastes.
The Guardian reaches out and tears off a plant. It shrinks into a golden hilt, similar to one on a katana.
The Guardian : Look familiar?
42 : But…I lost that. How did you…
The Guardian : I have my ways.
42 takes the weapon. He presses a button, and the green blade ignites. He swings it at The Guardian, but his opponent dodges. 42 concentrates, and attacks again. The Guardian raises his own sword and blocks. 42 goes for a swing, turns off the blade, and reignites it a second later. Instead of clashing with The Guardian’s sword, it stabs right through him.
42 : I won. Give me the key.
The Guardian : Not quite. I said to STRIKE.
He stands to his feet.
The Guardian : Devil’s in the details.
They clash again. 42 slides underneath The Guardian, and strikes him in the back. Suddenly, the world changes. The two are in a white void, the light blinding 42. Luckily, it blinded The Guardian too, and 42 gets another hit in. This time the world shifts to an inky blackness. 42 hears a step, and lands his next hit. The world changes with the impact, and the two find themselves on a frozen lake.
42 : Interesting.
The Guardian manages to block the next series of attacks. In the final one, the Guardian manages to disarm 42. His plasma katana flies out of his hands, landing blade down in the ice.
The Guardian : You seem to have lost your blade.
42 : Did I?
The ice cracks, and the much larger Guardian falls through. 42 leaps for his sword before he falls in as well. He dives down, and strikes The Guardian on the head. They are now in a desert. The Guardian lands on his back, and 42 nimbly lands on his chest. He raises the sword above his head, and strikes again and again. With each strike, the scene changes. It goes from an asteroid in space to a scorched and dead forest, to a watery cave, to an overgrown temple where plants grow on the roof. Finally, they are back at the original location. The Guardian throws 42 off. 42’s sword goes flying, turning off when landing. He goes to grab it, but the ground where he and the Guardian stand float up. The sword is left behind.
42 : No!
Now on this floating island, 42 faces the Guardian. The Guardian stumbles to his feet.
The Guardian : Why are you distressed?
42 : My weapon’s down there. I can’t finish. I failed.
The Guardian : Nonsense! If you had succeeded, you would have failed.
He walks over and places his hand on 42’s shoulder.
The Guardian : But to fail…
The world slowly fades away around them.
The Guardian : Is to succeed.
42 looks around, and sees he is in a pool of green stuff. The Guardian stands behind him.
42 : Where is the key?
The Guardian : Somewhere in there. You’ll find it.
The Guardian begins to fade away, leaving only his glowing eyes before those fade away too.
UDO : Oh my gosh! Are you okay!
42 : What do you mean?
UDO : You’ve been thrashing around in there, sword fighting the air. You wouldn’t respond, and…don’t do that again!
42 : I don’t plan on it.
UDO : You gonna get out of that nasty stuff?
42 : One second.
He feels around, and his hands grasp around something. He lifts it out of the green stuff, and sees he has the second key.
UDO : You did it!
42 walks out of the pool, and next to the truck. Suddenly, a voice comes from the radio.
Tigerman : Hello? Anyone there?

(Scene 12)
We are in the Gator Van, Team Papaya crammed inside. Tigerman has his monitor up, while Techno drives.
Tigerman : I repeat, is anyone there?
He turns off the futuristic monitor and turns to Wolf.
Tigerman : Nothing.
Wolf : It’s fine. We just have to make it a little further.
Wolf turns around in his seat.
Wolf : Rose, check on SparkBob
Rose rolls down a window and looks outside. The wall is gaining on them, and SparkBob is riding along on his muffilo.
Rose : Are you doing alright?
SparkBob : I’m fine, but my muffilo’s tired. They need rest, and probably some water.
Rose : Just a little longer.
SparkBob : I don’t know if we can even make it that long.
Rose goes back inside the van.
Rose : His muffilo isn’t in great shape.
Wolf : Got it.
Banjo : So where are you dragging me?
Hatter : Would you have rather let us leave you there?
Banjo : Now listen here…
Wolf : Enough! We’re going to muffilo ranch. We’re meeting up with Mantis.
Wolf covers his face with his hands. Hatter pats him on the back.
Hatter : It’s not your fault. We’ll stop him.
Tigerman turns the monitor back on.
Tigerman : Let me try one more time.
He prepares himself.
Tigerman : Hello? Is there anyone there?
Void : (Over radio) We’re here.
Wolf : Void!
Banjo leans forward over Tigerman’s shoulder.
Banjo : Who’s “we”.
We cut to where Void is. He’s next to DS-32 and Duhsonic, with the Yellow Triangle behind him. A radio sits in front of them.
Void : Me, DS-32, DuhSonic, and others. We’re all at the plaza.
We cut back to Team Papaya’s POV.
Hatter : Others? How many?
Void : We got a whole army here!
Wolf : That’s great! Head to Muffilo ranch.
Void : See you then.
The van finally reaches its destination, the Muffilo ranch. A grassy field with a well in the middle, muffilo wandering about. Something else is there, however. A massive black tower looms over the landscape. The Gator van crashes through the wooden fence, and parks near the tower. SparkBob pulls up soon after. They pile out as the wall grows closer and closer. Wolf runs over to the tower, and we see a Velociraptor and Praying Mantis hybrid hooking up some wires.
Wolf : Mantis! Activate the towers!
Mantis : Wolf?
Wolf : Hurry!
Mantis : Oh, right.
The wall looms ever closer, and Mantis punches some code into a panel on the tower’s side. Poles extend out from the top’s sides, and a green energy spreads between them. We look off into the distance, and we see there are multiple of these towers. We go from tower to tower, each one humming to life. The last tower activates just as the wall comes into contact with them. Instead of absorbing the towers, they stop it from moving. Team Papaya gives a collective sigh of relief.
Wolf : It’ll only be so long before he notices. The towers should hold.
Wolf glances over at Mantis. Mantis just shrugs.
Wolf : Let’s give him a fight to remember.
We cut to Fox and the skeletonies.
Woof : Muffilo ranch, eh? It’s been too long. I remember creating it like it was yesterday.
Fox : Be quiet. The radio said what it said, no need to get sentimental.
Woof : Heh. Whatever you say.
They approach the elevator Fox came down in. Fox steps inside, and Woof goes in next.
Fox : Skeletons! We go in waves. I will go, followed by…
Fox is cut off by all the skeletons shoving themselves into the elevator. Shane is the first of them in. The elevator door closes, and the cramped elevator begins to go up.
Fox : Imbeciles.
We cut to the plaza, where everyone has gathered into the train. Everyone except Hermit King.
DS-32 : You’re not coming?
Hermit King : Why would I waste my time with you! Goodbye.
DS-32 : Fine. We don’t have enough room anyways.
While DS-32 and Hermit King are talking, we see the pumpkin headed figure sneak underneath the train. Conductor Flaky activates the train, and they go speeding towards Muffilo Ranch. We finally cut back to I-am-me_42, who is still in the underground tunnel.
42 : We have to help them.
UDO : You’re not ready! We need to find the third key!
42 : We don’t have any idea where it is!
UDO : Well, I sort of…
42 : DO YOU KNOW!
UDO : (Softly) No. I don’t. (Forceful) He’s stronger than you think.
42 : I’m leaving. You can’t change my mind.
UDO : Fine. But I’m not going. As long as you’re there, I won’t be. Good luck without my guidance.
42 : I don’t need luck.
We are back with Team Papaya. They stand together, weapons in hand. Mantis stands beside them. Even Tigerman grabs a weapon.
Banjo : Hey uh, guys? I just wanted to let you know that I had a mediocre time with you.
Hatter : (Sarcastically) Thanks.
Tigerman : Any second now!
Wolf : We just have to buy the others time.
A train whistle sounds off in the distance.
SparkBob : It’s them!
We see the train, Conductor Flaky sticking his head out the engine’s window.
Conductor Flaky : This is the most fun I’ve had in my meaningless existence!
We see them pull up, and they disembark.
DS-32 : The cavalry has arrived!
DuhSonic : Oh brother.
We see them mingling with each other. DS-32 and Scratchy fistbump, and begin talking. Void catches up with Wolf and Hatter, the Yellow Triangle in tow. We see Rose walk up to Frederick.
Frederick : As I live and breathe! It’s you!
Rose : Hi Frederick!
Frederick : And hello to you, dear Rose. Enjoying that gatorade necklace I gave you?
Rose : Sure am!
Frederick : Good to know!
We pan over to SparkBob and his muffilo, who are being surrounded by lemurritos. They snarl and circle around.
SparkBob : Back off! This is my muffilo! Shoo!
The lemurritos don’t listen, and a few try attacking the muffilo. Banjo goes over, and stands in front of them.
Banjo : Why don’t you pick on someone your own size.
He walks up to one, and kicks it. It does absolutely nothing. The lemurritos swarm Banjo, until he can’t be seen.
SparkBob : Banjo!
Suddenly, we see the lemurritos lift Banjo on their shoulders and toss him in the air.
SparkBob : Wait, what?
Banjo : I’m just as confused as you are. I think I’m their…king?
They parade him off, leaving SparkBob alone. We go to DS-32 and Wolf.
We pan from the teams chatting to the wall. The Disciplined One emerges.
DO : Residents of the Shenanigan Dimension! Prepare to be destroyed.
He wanders over to the tower.
DO : First, allow me to take care of this feeble device.
He aims a blast at the tower, and fires. Instead of vaporizing it, the blast just bounces off. He tries again for good measure, with the same results.
DO : What is this? Why won’t it go away?
We cut back to the teams. Everyone looks at Mantis.
Mantis : What? It works on the wall, so why shouldn’t it work on his blasts? They’re the same stuff.
Everyone nods and makes sounds of agreement. Cut back with the DO, where he turns to the Shenanigan Dimension residents.
DO : Guess I’ll have to do it myself.
The DO preps a blast.
Wolf : Everyone!
The group tenses.
Wolf : Show him what we got.

(Scene 13)
The heroes charge the DO, weapons drawn and at the ready. Scratchy, Luke, and Kaiju Gator hang back to fire their projectiles. Void is riding Kaiju Gator. The Hexagoons outpace everyone and reach the DO first. Half of them fall back and begin throwing spears. Of the ones who kept going, three are blasted before they can reach him. The rest manage to make it and start using their spears. One of Kaiju Gator’s sludge shots hits the DO, taking out a couple Hexagoons
The main group reaches the DO, and begins their attack. Rose is using her magical leek, which sends an energy blast only if the user strikes an anime pose. She sends him a blast, knocking him down. Techno swoops in with his jetpack and gets a swipe in with his Netherite sword. The DO stumbles to his feet, before getting hit by one of Hatter’s liquid uranium bombshells. Mantis runs and attacks the DO with his mantis scythes. The DO stays down, but Gammavanni runs up and gives him a little kick for good measure. We do a close up to the DO, and he opens his eyes. He blasts Gammavanni and a nearby Hexagoon. He gets up and prepares to fight, the closest ones preparing back. Before the DO can do anything, the five in front of him split, running to the sides.
DO : Why do you run…oh.
Frederick has waddled up to the DO, and picks him up by the collar. He holds him up to his eye level.
Frederick : Greetings, my good sir. How has your day been?
DO : Let go of me you stupid beast!
Frederick : Stupid? Stupid?!? I’ll have you know, I went to…
He’s cut off by the DO blasting him in the chest. But since Frederick is so big, it creates a massive hole instead of vaporizing. We cut to the horrified reactions on the ground.
Rose : Frederick!
Frederick stumbles, but then looks confused.
Frederick : That’s odd. I feel just fine. Looks like it’ll take a lot more than that to take good o’l Frederick…
The DO sends another blast, but aimed for the head. Frederick drops the Disciplined One, and stumbles around until he trips into the wall. He gets sucked in and vanishes without a trace.
Rose : You killed Frederick!
DO : I did what I had to.
Rose : You’ll pay for that!
DO : He was merely a pawn in a game of…
He’s interrupted yet again by a powerful kick from KaijuGator. He goes flying and lands with a crash in front of the wall. He slowly gets up, only for the massive jaws of the KaijuGator to snatch him up. We cut to void, who is riding KaijuGator
Void : Kaiju! We talked about this. You can’t keep eating everything.
The KaijuGator gives a grumble.
Void : I know you’re hungry. You should have eaten earlier. You’re lucky you ate the bad guy.
A blast erupts from inside KaijuGator. Another follows, and another, until several beams of energy are erupting out of the beast. KaijuGator lets out a pitiful roar, before he disappears entirely. The sludge cannon, Void, and the Disciplined One all tumble to the ground. Void pulls out his empowered Uno deck.
Void : That was very uncool.
DO : Are you going to fight with cards?
Void : Yes, yes I am.
He draws a yellow seven, and throws it. It glows with power, and hits the DO with a small explosion of energy. He draws a yellow 4, and throws it as well. This energy explosion is larger. He grabs a red 4, and throws it. It grazes the DO’s arm, but Instead of exploding it slices a hole. A waft of blue smoke drifts out before it reseals itself. The DO sends a counter blast, but Void dodges while sending three more red cards. These hit their mark, and all three bury themselves halfway in the DO’s chest. He tears them out, and shouts out in rage. He sends another blast, but Void draws a cancel. When the blast hits the card, it just disappears. The DO attacks, and Void barely moves out of the way. He throws a +4 wild at the DO.
Void : Blue!
Four cards appear in the DO’s hand, two greens, a red, and a yellow. He throws them aside, but they fly right back at him. The greens are electric, zapping the DO. He goes to one knee, before getting stabbed by the red and sent flying by the yellow. He sends a blue, which acts as a smoke bomb. Void sends a handful more, covering the DO in smoke. We go to Wolf, Hatter, and DS-32 watching the battle. Different colors flash in the cloud.
Hatter : Should we help him?
DS-32 : Nah, I want to see how this plays out.
The Disciplined One looks around, waiting. A yellow card flies through the smoke, hitting the DO. The resulting explosion clears the blue smoke, revealing Void. He draws the last five cards, and puts the now empty box away. He throws a green, but misses. The DO raises his hand, but a red slices clean through his palm. He does not seem to react as the suit heals itself. The DO charges up, and Void moves in zigzags to avoid his aim. The large blast rockets towards Void, but Void raises a Reverse. The blast hits the card and immediately reverses back towards the DO. The DO lets it hit him, and it has no effect. The ground surrounding him is not so lucky, and now a long crater stretches in the grass. Void sends a green card, which electrocutes the DO.
Void : Uno.
A massive shockwave erupts from the card. The DO, and everyone nearby are knocked off their feet. Void, the only one unaffected, walks over to the limp DO. The DO rolls over on his side. Void raises the final card high above his head.
Void : I win.
Before he can slam it down, the DO blasts it.
Void : Uh oh.
The Disciplined One sends a large blast towards Void. The Yellow Triangle zips past and knocks him out of the way. Void and the Yellow Triangle land in a heap, just inches away from where the blast hit. We go back over to Wolf, Hatter, and DS-32.
Hatter : Want to help now?
DS-32 : Yeah.
The three put themselves between Void and the DO. DS-32 fires off a shot, and the others attack. We go back over to Yellow Triangle and Void.
Void : You saved me!
Yellow Triangle : Void, there’s something I need to tell…
Void : Listen, it’s not safe for you here. I need you to go with conductor flaky. Wait for me there.
Yellow Triangle : What about you? You have no more weapons!
Void : I might be able to solve that. Now go.
The Yellow Triangle zips off, and Void wanders away. Meanwhile, Wolf, Hatter, and DS-32 are struggling against the DO. Hatter keeps trying to get a shot in, but can't due to dodging blasts. We see a figure approach the DO. The DO pauses and turns around to face this threat.
Carl Wheezer : Witness me, and know fear.
Carl steps forward.
Carl Wheezer : There is no timeline where you win this. Surrender, or face the consequences.
DO : Who are you supposed to be?
Carl Wheezer : You have chosen the hard way. Prepare to be destroyed!
Carl powers up, super saiyan style.
Carl Wheezer : Kame hame…
The DO blasts Carl.
DO : That was annoying.
The Hexagoons have regrouped, and one throws a spear at the DO.
Hexagoon : You…will…not…
The DO sends a blast, and hits them all. Only one remains.
Hexagoon : This…isn’t the last…of me…
The DO blasts the last one, and turns his attention back to Wolf and co.
Hatter : Hit me with your best shot.
We see banjo and his Lemurritos crowd up behind the DO.
Banjo : Ahem. As much as I’d love to see you vaporized, allow me.
He gestures to the Lemurritos. They all stand at attention. Banjo looks at the DO.
Banjo : Good luck.
The Lemurritos swarm the DO, burying him. Wolf runs over to Tigerman, who is managing his monitors.
Wolf : Hey! Do you have a speaker?
Tigerman : Yeah. Why?
Wolf : Let me use it.
Tigerman presses a button, and a small microphone pops out. Wolf leans in, and begins to speak.
Wolf : Guys, this isn’t working. We’ve been working alone, and you’ve seen how well that went. We need to work together. I believe in us. So come on, let’s defeat him together!
While Wolf gives his speech, we cut to the remaining fighters' reactions. They raise their fists, and prepare to attack. The DO is thinning out the Lemurritos. Each blast removes more and more. He finally manages to stand, blasting the final fleeing lemurritos.
Banjo : No! They had so much to live for!
The other fighters approach the DO. We get a cool slow motion shot of them attacking at once, and the scene ends.

(Scene 14)
We are in a resort, and some text states we’re in Dimension 115-K. We see Airplanefrog playing volleyball with some interdimensional beings. The sign says Multiverse Retreat, and we pan down to DoggyBob relaxing in a beach chair. He sips a coconut drink, and gives a content sigh.
DoggyBob : Man, this vacation was a great idea. Ain’t that right.
He gestures to a person gagged and tied up in the beach chair next to him.
: Mmmmph!
DoggyBob : You’re right, I should probably check in on them.
He gets up, and opens a portal in front of him. Through the portal, we can see the battle raging on.
DoggyBob : You know what? I’ll…I’ll come back later.
The portal closes, and we stay in the shenanigan dimension side. The remaining fighters are giving their all. Techno and the Arrival fly around, dive bombing the DO. Luke runs around, firing at the DO with his arm cannon. His arm cannon overheats, metal glowing orange. As he frantically tries to fix it, the DO blasts him. The DO begins bombarding the fighters, and they duck for cover in the many craters. Wolf, Hatter, DS-32, and Dollskit landed in the same one.
Hatter : We don’t have enough people!
Wolf : I know.
DS-32 : Well, I think Fox went to get his skeleton army.
Dollskit : The skeleton army? That thing never worked. It would be awfully convenient if Fox managed to raise the skeletons and just happened to come when we needed him.
A section of the Ranch moves, revealing a trap door. Fox, Woof, and the Skeletonies emerge.
Dollskit : Well that’s convenient.
The Skeletonies march in unison, and stand behind Fox.
Fox : Disciplined One! Prepare to meet the full might of my villainy! Behold, my skeleton army!
We pan over to the Skeletonies, who applaud. Fox marches forward as we cut to Dollskit in his crater.
Dollskit : Hiii Fox! It’s me, Dollskit! I used to work for you, remember?
Fox ignores him and stands firm before the DO. He points forward, and the Skelatonies rush past him. The DO tries blasting them, but as long as a piece of a skeleton remains they can keep fighting. Fox calmly walks past the battle to Wolf and Hatter.
Fox : Gentlemen.
Dollskit : Hi again!
Hatter : Aren’t you supposed to be a villain?
Fox : Can’t rule the world if there’s no world to rule.
Wolf : Was that Woof I saw?
Fox : Of course not! Don’t be silly.
They look at the battle.
Fox : Allow me to stop this fiend. (Turns to the Disciplined One) I shall now use my secret weapon!
A portal opens up behind him.
Dollskit : I didn’t know you could open portals.
Fox : Portals?
He turns around and sees the portal. Immigrant Song by Led Zepplin starts playing. I-am-me_42 leaps out of the portal, performing a superhero landing.
Fox : Skeletons, retreat! (Muttering) If he wants to get himself killed, who am I to deny him.
42 : Missed me?
DO : And you are?
42 : I am me.
DO : Huh?
42 leaps into action, creating two pistols. He blasts the DO repeatedly, before leaping out of the way. He creates a brick wall around the DO, then some metal, and some chains for good measure.
42 : Those won’t last for a second! Did DS-32 tell you his weakness?
Wolf : He has a weakness?
DS-32 : I knew I was forgetting something.
42 : The suit! (A blast comes out of the structure.) You need to remove the suit!
The DO breaks free. 42 creates an anvil to drop on the DO’s head. Wolf reaches for his communicator, and comms with Tigerman.
Wolf : Did you get that?
Tigerman : (Over radio) Yup. Patching a recording to everyone.
We cut to Tigerman, who presses a button. A red alert appears on the corner of the screen.
Tigerman : Tower 18 down? How?
He presses a button, and we cut to Mantis hiding behind the well.
Tigerman : (Over radio) Can your towers just, like, shut down?
Mantis : They shouldn’t. What’s going on?
Tigerman : (Over radio) Nothing!
We cut back to Tigerman as he switches the channel off. DuhSonic hovers nearby.
Tigerman : That can’t be good.
DuhSonic : I’ll check it out.
DuhSonic’s drone flies to a distant tower, passing a few more towers to get there. He reactivates the hologram, and hovers down to the tower’s base. A panel has been opened.
DuhSonic : Looks like a few wires have severed out. I might be able to use a few of the drone’s…
He looks closer into the opened panel.
DuhSonic : Wait, no. Looks like a power cell is missing. The only way this could have happened…
While he’s talking, we see the shadow of the pumpkin head figure. He has the power cell in his hand, and raises it above his head.
DuhSonic : …is sabotage.
The power cell hits the drone, sending it smacking into the tower’s side. The drone drops smoking to the ground. The hologram flickers in and out, before the drone dies out completely. We cut back to Tigerman.
Tigerman : DuhSonic? Hello? Ugh. Line’s dead.
We see schematics of the towers on the monitors. A percentage reads 80% stability. We cut back to the DO and 42. 42 creates his sword, and attempts a swing. The DO dodges.
DO : Your essence feels…familiar.
42 creates several knives, launching them all at the DO. A few hit, but most miss.
DO : I remember you. You were the one who wandered into my domain. But something’s different.
42 creates a bus, and sends it flying at the DO. He creates a shield, splitting the bus in half. The two halves come to a stop behind him. 42 portals behind him and attempts to pull the DO’s helmet off. The DO grabs 42’s arms and throws him.
DO : You poor, poor thing. You're her host, aren’t you?
42 : Maybe, maybe not.
DO : I’m surprised she’s even alive. I’m warning you, everything she’s ever touched turned into ruins. Don’t let her do the same to you.
42 creates a minigun, and fires at the DO.
DO : Very well. You’ve made your choice.
42 barely dodges the blast the DO sends. 42 opens a portal behind the DO, the other end opening behind Wolf, Hatter, DS-32, Fox, and Dollskit.
Dollskit : Ooh portal!
Fox : And what are we supposed to do with this?
DS-32 : Go through it.
DS-32 leaps through it, though it closes before anyone else can go through. He lands behind the DO, and blasts the DO’s back with his plasma shotgun. Scratchy runs over to help, and the two stand side by side. They fire off rounds simultaneously, while 42 portals more fighters to the DO. The Arrival swoops down and attempts to remove the DO’s helmet. The DO manages to blast them, but not before getting hit by one of Scratchy’s rockets. 42 creates a bunch of boulders and drops them on the DO’s head. The DO emerges from the pile of rubble unscathed.
DO : This fight was never yours. You should have died with those pastry cows.
The DO runs at 42, opting out of using blasts. He punches 42, then begins to strangle him.
DO : It’s been a while since I’ve used more practical methods. Feels…exhilarating.
42 manages to pry the DO off him. He stumbles to his feet. The DO fires a small blast, causing 42 to jump to the right. With the other hand, the DO sends a larger blast right where 42 jumps. The blast clears, and 42 is nowhere to be seen.
DO : Your champion has fallen! Now it’s your turn.
Mantis leaps at the DO with his mantis scythes. The DO blasts him, the scythes clattering to the floor. Two skeletons attempt to attack, but get blasted as well. Fox stands in front of his remaining skeletonies.
Fox : I believe it is time for my secret weapon.
The skeletons, most missing several limbs, start converging together. The only exceptions are Shane Anigans and Woof, who watch the display. A massive skeleton amalgamation rises up, a collection of parts from each skeleton.
Fox : Good luck.
The amalgamation charges at the DO. Each time a part gets blasted, it rearranges itself to compensate. They reach the DO and grab him by the neck. Four extra appendages form, gripping the DO’s arms and body. The two main arms grab at the DO’s helmet and waist, attempting to force the headgear off. It slowly slides off, the blue smoke wafting from the gap. We pan to Tigerman watching this happen, when an alert sounds off on the monitor.
Tigerman : Another tower down?
Back with the amalgamation, the helmet slips off more and more. The DO seems to be in audible pain as the blue smoke pours out. His eyes turn from white to red, and the air hums with power. A blast issues from his chest, engulfing the amalgamation. The arms remain and drop to the floor. The bones conform into a much smaller amalgamation, before getting hit by the DO’s normal blast. The Disciplined One’s eyes fade back to white, and we can see a single crack has formed on the chest crystal. He lets out a guttural scream before blasting everything in sight. He manages to hit Woof and SparkBob’s muffilo before the rest scatter for cover. The only one who remains in the open is SparkBob.
SparkBob : You killed my muffilo.
DO : Silence, creature.
SparkBob : I’m not afraid of you.
DO : You will be.
The DO blasts SparkBob, who stands defiant till the very end. Tigerman, hiding with his monitors, sees the tower's stability go from 60% to 40% and falling. Tigerman screams into his radio.
Tigerman : The towers are failing! We have to leave!
The tower in the ranch begins to creak and groan. Banjo is the first to make a break for it, managing to get to the train.
Conductor Flaky : What’s happening?
Banjo : Get us out of here!
Shane is the next to go, but gets blasted. Rose, being close to the train, manages to slip onto it. Wolf, Hatter, DS-32 and Scratchy run from their side of the ranch, trying to avoid blasts. Dollskit, Tigerman, and Fox make it onto the train while the four are still running. They run harder, the DO’s blasts getting closer to them. Techno flies overhead on his jetpack and lands in the awaiting train. One blast manages to take out Scratchy, but the other three make it to the train. Conductor Flaky gets it rolling as the tower begins to bend under the stress of the wall.
Yellow Triangle : Wait, where’s Void?
We see Void with the sludge cannon. He places wires together, and hooks up the contraption to a button. The train halts to a stop, some of the tires still spinning. It slowly grinds forward.
Hatter : Why isn’t it going?
Conductor Flaky : Somethings been jammed into the gears. We can’t escape until it’s out.
Fox : Allow me.
Fox removes an arm and tosses it underneath the train. It disappears, moving on its own. Meanwhile, the Disciplined One sends a blast that shaves off the back of the train. Dollskit is almost hit, and teeters on the newly created edge. As the DO approaches the stranded train, he hears Void behind the sludge cannon. He approaches Void, and prepares a blast.
Void : Don’t move!
DO : What are you going to do, shoot me? Your weapon is pointed that way.
Void : Nope, not shooting you. I’m blowing you up.
The DO blasts Void, the button falling to the ground. The DO hears beeping, and tries to run. The Sludge Cannon explodes in a mushroom cloud of muck. The tower finally gives, and the wall resumes moving. We cut from Fox’s hand underneath the train to the rapidly approaching wall. It finds the object, and pulls it out.The hand crawls out as the train rockets forward, causing everyone to fall backwards. Since Dollskit was on the edge, he falls out. Techno flies out on his jetpack, grabbing Dollskit and blasting back towards the train. The wall moves faster that Techno can, so it gets closer and closer to him. Techno tosses Dollskit, who barely manages to grab onto the back of the train. Rose and DS-32 pull him back in. Techno’s gear begins flying out of his belt, sucked in by the wall. His jetpack gives out, and the wall consumes him. We see the reactions of the remaining crew, and Fox reattaching his arm. The train speeds away, leaving the wall far behind them.

(Scene 15)
We are at the plaza, and a title card reveals it’s 20 minutes before the towers collapse. We see a portal open up, and I-am-me_42 falls out. On the other side of the portal we see the blast that was presumed to kill him. The portal closes, and 42 just lays there. He slowly stands to his feet. Slow clapping is heard, and we see the Undisciplined One behind him.
UDO : Welcome back.
42 : They still need my help!
UDO : Like your help did anything. Ready to find the last key?
42 : Seriously? They’re dying out there, and you’re still concerned about the keys?
He pulls out the two keys.
42 : You think that these are more important than lives.
UDO : That’s not what I’m saying. We could save a lot more by finding them.
Hermit King : Ahem.
42 & UDO : Stay out of it!
Hermit King : As much as I would love to leave you having conversations with the air…
42 : With the air?
UDO : He can’t see me. No one can but you.
The Hermit King continues.
Hermit King : I happened to notice those keys you have there.
42 : They’re not for you.
Hermit King : Well, they’re so very shiny…and I can complete the set.
42 : What set.
Hermit King removes the crown from his head, revealing the third key underneath. He puts it back on, concealing it once again.
UDO : So that’s what sandwiches meant.
Hermit King : Now hand them over please. Before someone gets (throws loose crate) hurt!
42 uses his powers to transform the crate into leaves, which disperse on the ground.
Hermit King : Hmph. You’re getting on my nerves.
42 creates a small portal next to him and puts his arm through. The other end is next to Hermit King’s head, and 42 grabs the crown and pulls it through the portal.
Hermit King : Now you’ve done it!
42 just creates a cage around Hermit King, stopping the crustacean in his tracks.
Hermit King : Release me!
42 just walks away.
Hermit King : Can I at least have my crown back?
42 tosses the crown at the cage and Hermit King snatches it up. 42 walks towards the plaza center, UDO walking by his side. 42 puts the three keys on a string around his neck.
UDO : We did it! We actually did it!
42 : I guess.
UDO : Oh come on, this is something to celebrate!
42 : We have the keys, but we still don’t have the vault. Do you know where it is?
UDO : No, but I think they do.
UDO points to the keys, which look like they’re being pulled by an invisible force. No matter how 42 turns, they point the same way.
42 : Interesting.
UDO : We can’t portal, seeing as we have no idea where to go. You need to create a car or something.
42 : A car?
42 creates a motorcycle.
42 : No, we’re travelling in style.
He hops on and revs the engine. He rides out of the plaza, UDO floating after him. The keys point the way, and after a while they see the vault. It’s sitting next to the wall, which is still. 42 pulls up next to it, and takes the keys off his neck.
42 : Here it is.
He walks over to the vault. Before he can open it the creak of the towers breaking can be heard in the distance.
UDO : What was that?
42 : I think that was the…
The wall begins moving, but instead of absorbing the vault it just pushes it along. It slams into 42 and he grabs on before he’s sent into the wall. He grips the side, slowly losing his hold on the vault. The keys slip from his finger, but he barely manages to catch it with his foot. With a burst of energy he heaves himself on top of the vault, putting the keys back on his neck. He creates a portal underneath the vault, but the wall is moving fast enough that it pushes the vault past it before it can fall in. He tries a few more times with the same results. He then creates a portal a little ways ahead, and this time he and the vault fall through. He lands on the ground first, rolling to dodge the incoming vault. It lands just inches from him, creating an indent in the ground. He gets up and approaches the vault.
42 : Here goes nothing.
He inserts the first key while UDO watches in anticipation. He turns it, and the sounds of depressurizing air can be heard. He places in and turns the second key, a complex series of clicks can be heard. With the final key the vault door slowly swings open, steam rushing out and obscuring the contents. 42 squints into the vault, and sees a flash of movement. Something smacks him in the head, and runs out of the vault. 42 stumbles and then falls unconscious. We cut to the train, powered up by the Yellow Triangle. Rose looks longingly at the wall in the distance.
Rose : They’re all gone.
Hatter can be seen updating his Muffilodex, and DS-32 is cleaning his plasma shotgun. Dollskit, Banjo, and Tigerman are playing cards.
Dollskit : Yahtzee.
In the train engine, Fox and Wolf stand next to Flaky.
Flaky : We get to the plaza, then what? We just let the wall consume us? Finally be free of this endless cycle of suffering?
Wolf : Well…uh…
Fox : No better place to die than home.
Wolf : The plaza is in the center of the dimension. It’ll give us the most time to prepare for the Disciplined One’s attack.
Fox : Face it. He’s already won. The wall won’t stop, and eventually it’ll get us.
Wolf : It’s not over until it’s over! We can’t give up. I can’t give up. DoggyBob put me in charge.
Fox : And what a wonderful job you’ve done so far.
Fox walks out and leaves Wolf alone with Conductor Flaky. Wolf slumps down.
Conductor Flaky : There, there. The despair of reality gets to us all.
DS-32 wanders in.
DS-32 : Oh hey. I just came to check in on the Yellow Triangle.
He walks to where the Yellow Triangle is floating, wired up to the train.
DS-32 : How are you feeling?
Yellow Triangle : I saw death, and he saw me.
DS-32 : Woah. You’re sounding like Conductor Flaky. Do you want to talk about it?
Yellow Triangle : Leave me alone. Nothing you say will bring him back.
DS-32 : I lost my best friends back there. You’re not alone.
DS-32 walks out. Wolf buries his head in his hands.
Wolf : Where’s DoggyBob when you need him.
He sits there for a bit, then looks up. He digs around in his pocket, and pulls out a flip phone. Text on it reads “Multiversal Burner Phone. Ring anyone in any reality. One time use.” Wolf opens it up, and dials a number.
Wolf : DoggyBob? We need some help.

(Scene 16)
We begin in front of a warehouse, the scene black and white. The title card says that we are in Dimension 461-M. We pan up to an office window overlooking the place. Inside is a large mob boss and his two bodyguards.
Bodyguard : Sir, if I may, I don't think it's safe for you here. We have a hover car ready, just give the word.
Bodyguard 2 : Rumor has it that 42 guy’s been runnin’ around here.
Boss : Heh. Assassin 42 ain’t nothin’. We’ve taken out the other 41, this one will be no different.
Bodyguard : If you insist, sir.
The door is kicked down, revealing I-am-me_42. He draws twin pistols and takes out the bodyguards. Before he can fire at the boss, the boss rips the pistols out of his hands. 42 takes a blow to the face, and he draws a plasma katana. He ignites it and swings, but the boss catches his arm. The blade drops, and goes out.
Boss : Just what are you here to do?
42 : Finish the mission.
42 uses his foot to toss the hilt in the air. He catches it in his left hand and ignites it square in the boss’s stomach. The boss falls over as 42 activates a communicator.
42 : I’ve taken out the boss.
Mysterious Voice : Good work 42. Take out the scientist, and the mission is complete.
42 : Yes sir.
42 wanders out of the office and into the warehouse. He wanders around the boxes until he hears a noise. He kicks over a crate and sees the scientist cowering behind it.
Scientist : Please…please don’t hurt me.
42 : That’s not how this works.
He ignites his blade.
Scientist : Who are you?!?
42 : I am me.
42 stalls a bit. He notices a machine clutched in the scientist’s hands.
42 : Whatcha got there?
Scientist : An interdimensional gateway machine. It allows you to go anywhere in the multiverse.
42 : Smart stuff. Shame you won’t be able to use that brain of yours much longer.
Scientist : No! Spare me, please! I’ll give you this machine! You can escape!
42 poises the blade to strike. But he hesitates.
Mysterious Voice : Do it. You always complete the mission.
Scientist : Don’t listen to him! You can walk away.
42 : I always complete the mission.
42 stabs the scientist, then extinguishes the blade. He throws it aside.
Mysterious Voice : Congratulations Assassin 42. You have neutralized the targets. Return to base, authorities are on their way. I just want to say…
42 crushes the communicator in his hand. He walks over to the machine, and pries it from the lifeless scientist. He presses every button he can, until one works. A portal opens up to the Shenanigan Dimension, and he begins to walk towards it.
UDO : There you are!
42 : Ahhh!
The UDO appears out of thin air, and 42 jumps back.
UDO : So you can be surprised!
She takes a good look around.
UDO : You were an assassin? Huh. You were so good at shielding this part of your life, I never thought I’d ever see it.
She turns back towards 42.
UDO : Back on track. I don’t want to interrupt this whole reliving your memories thing, but you have to wake up.
42 : Wait, what’s happe…
The UDO places her hands on his temples, and he wakes up. But instead of being in front of it, he’s inside it. He stumbles to his feet as the vault door slams shut. He rushes over, but is too late.
UDO : And you blew it.
42 : Why am I in here!?!
UDO : Some guy shoved you in here. It was kinda weird to be honest.
42 attempts to open a portal, but it fizzles out each time.
42 : No portals. Great.
42 looks around the vault. He notices a sword near the edge, and picks it up.
42 : What is this?
UDO : The reason for opening the vault.
42 picks it up, turning it over in his hand.
UDO : Behold! The Shananiblade! It’s the only weapon capable of harming the Disciplined One.
42 : It won’t do us any good in here.
42 sits down, and leans against the side.
UDO : What are you doing?
42 : Thinking.

(Scene 17)
We cut to the main crew in the train. Banjo, Tigerman, and Dollskit are still playing cards. Dollskit has a mountain of chips while the other two have just a few..
Dollskit : Queen me!
Banjo : How are you winning?
Dollskit : Pure skill.
The plaza comes into view, and the train begins to slow down.
Conductor Flaky : Approaching the plaza!
The train comes to a stop at the plaza station. Everyone gets off, except Conductor Flaky.
DS-32 : You coming?
Conductor Flaky : We’re all gonna die anyway, so I’d like to do it on my train.
Hatter : Oh, I get it. Captain goes down with his ship!
Conductor Flaky : Captain? I’m a conductor, thank you.
They leave Conductor Flaky at the station, and wander towards the plaza square. Banjo passes the Shenanigan Vault, and pauses for a moment.
Banjo : That’s new.
He goes inside his lab, and places some obamium inside a futuristic gauntlet. He puts it on, and goes back out. Elsewhere in the plaza, Wolf, Hatter, and Rose come across Hermit King in his cage.
Hermit King : Oh. You survived. How unfortunate.
Rose : Why are you in a cage?
Hermit King : Uhhh…because I feel like it! But you should get me out of it, not that I can’t…
Wolf : (Sigh) Get him out.
Hatter manages to get the cage open. Everyone eventually converges in the plaza square, the turkey-bacon quesadilla tree standing there. Tigerman stands there for a bit, looking at one of his monitors. We see a replay of DuhSonic’s drone footage. The pumpkin-headed figure can barely be seen in the corner.
Tigerman : Got you.
Tigerman activates a scanner and it leads him towards the edge of the plaza. He stops at an unfinished house, the unfinished walls being covered with tarps. He opens the door, but it’s too dark to see. A pair of hands grab Tigerman and push a cloth over his mouth. The pumpkin headed figure is briefly seen dragging Tigerman inside. Back at the plaza square, everyone is at a loss at what to do. The wall is now visible.
Hatter : Wall’s almost here. Anything you guys want to do for the last time?
Fox looks over them, seeing how hopeless they are.
Fox : (Muttering) Curse you stupid emotions.
He stands in front of the others.
Fox : No one’s doing anything for the last time. Not today, at least.
Wolf : Didn’t you just say everything was hopeless?
Fox : I was…(sigh) wrong. I can give us one last chance. If we fail, it’s over for good.
He stands a ways to the side.
Fox : Everyone might want to back up.
He kneels down.
Fox : Master, I beg of you. Grant us your strength, use your essence to defy destruction.
A rumbling can be heard. A tendril of RBN comes out of the ground, connecting with Fox’s arm. Soon another connects, and another, and they slowly lift Fox into the air.
Fox : Let us be one! Let us drive away the forces of order!
Banjo : And I thought I was the crazy one.
Fox raises his arms, and massive tendrils of RBN shoot out around the plaza. They grow and shift, eventually creating a barrier around the place. The wall finally reaches them, clashing against the RBN. But it holds, and the wall is forced to seemingly stop. It does move very slowly.
Fox : That’ll only last for an hour or two. The Disciplined One probably won’t wait that long. Prepare yourselves.
We cut to inside the vault. 42 uses his powers to try and transform the wall into leaves, but the second he stops they revert back to solid metal.
UDO : That won’t work. This vault’s made of the same stuff as the sword. Well, it does have some steel mixed in, but…
42 : Can you please stop talking? It’s hard to concentrate.
UDO : Fine. Be that way.
We cut to Tigerman, who wakes up tied to a chair. Several barrels surround him.The disassembled remains of Fluffitron lie off to the side, and the pumpkin-headed figure silently sits in the corner.
Calavarr : Wakey wakey.
Tigerman : Who are you!
Calavarr : I am Calavarr. Pleasure to meet you.
Calavarr steps forward, his pumpkin head glinting in the low light.
Tigerman : What are the barrels for?
He stands next to Tigerman, and leans in.
Calavarr : I’d thought you’d recognized them. This here is twenty-four barrels of Taco grease, and a bit of Bideum. Highly explosive.
Tigerman : You wouldn’t.
Calavarr : Oh, but I would! I thought that by cutting fuel lines, taking out towers, or blocking up train wheels I could get rid of you. Clearly I was wrong.
Tigerman : What’s your play here?
Calavarr : Once I’ve blown up you and your friends, the Disciplined One will accept my service with open arms. We will be side by side while the world falls.
Tigerman : That guy is crazy!
Calavarr : He is a visionary! Ever since his first broadcast I have followed in his ways. A new world is on the horizon, and I will be part of it.
Calavarr lifts up the wick that leads to all the barrels.
Calavarr : Drat. I forgot my fire starter. Be right back!
He leaves the unfinished house. Tigerman begins to shuffle his chair, inching towards the door. We cut back to the main fighters, waiting for the DO’s inevitable appearance.
Hermit King : When I get my claws on him, he’ll wish he was never born.
Dollskit : When I get MY claws on him…wait, I don’t have claws.
DS-32 : Hey guys? Does anyone else hear a choir?
The coob comes out from the branches of the Turkey-Bacon quesadilla tree. It makes a small squeak.
DS-32 : So that’s where you went. We could have used your help back there buddy.
DS-32 pets the coob and we pan over to Wolf and Hatter. Wolf clutches a crowbar while Hatter has picked up a small pistol and a sword.
Hatter : A crowbar?
Wolf : It was the only thing left in the weapon room. That and the headcrab.
Hatter hands him the sword.
Wolf : Thanks, man.
We go to Fox
Fox : I feel something. He’s coming through.
A blast comes out of the RBN barrier. The DO steps through the hole before it reseals itself. The fighters prepare to battle.
DO : Your spirit is admirable, yet misplaced. I will take great pleasure in dispatching each of you.
Hermit King : You destroyed my people. Now I will destroy your stupid face!
Hermit King grabs the DO with his claws before he can even react. He slams him into the ground, and begins hitting him over and over with his claws.
Hermit King : This is for #76! And #77! And #78! I didn’t really care for #79, but this is for #80!
Hermit King tires out and leaves the DO. He walks over to the others.
Hemit King : That felt good.
Wolf : You might want to…
Hermit King : Don’t interrupt! Of course, I believe you owe me for that. Seeing as I just took him out.
Hatter : Behind you!
Hermit King : No worries, he can’t hurt you.
The DO blasts the hermit king, and stumbles to his feet. He sees Fox, and prepares to blast him. Before he can, the others attack. We cut to Tigerman, who is still scooting towards the door. Calavarr returns, a match in hand. He strikes it and lights the fuse.
Calavarr : So long!
Calavarr leaves, and Tigerman scoots forward faster. He loses balance, and falls on his face. He notices a small gap in the ground, and begins kicking it. A trapdoor falls open, revealing an entrance to the catacombs. He scoots over, and falls in. The chair shatters, and he is able to escape his bonds. He runs down the catacombs, and disappears from sight. Back at the main fight, the fighters are trying their best to take the DO down. The DO attempts to blast Fox, but Rose grabs his arm and shoves it upwards. Wolf takes a swing at the DO’s stomach with his sword. It connects, but the suit quickly heals. Banjo leaps forward with his Obamium Gauntlet and gives a supercharged punch to the DO. DS-32 and Hatter provide cover fire. The DO pushes Rose away, and blasts at Fox again. Dollskit runs and jumps, and eats the blast. As he lands the energy vaporizes him from the inside out. The DO pushes forward, the fighters slowly falling back. A massive explosion happens behind them, the fuse finally reaching the barrels. They are all knocked over by the shockwave. DS-32 gets up, and sees his plasma shotgun sparking and slightly bent.
DS-32 : Oh no.
He’s forced to duck for cover as the DO sends a blast. With most of the remaining fighters ducking for cover, the DO finally has a clear shot at Fox. He sends a blast, but more tendrils shoot out of the ground and take the hit. DS-32 Grabs the coob, and points their face down. He squeezes it, and a pile of objects fall out of their mouth. The objects grow and grow until he is standing on top of a large pile. DS-32 leaps onto the roof of one of the remaining houses, and sends random objects flying at the DO, some hitting him. The DO ignores it until a refrigerator is sent flying. It hits him straight on, and the DO falls to the ground. Banjo takes advantage and sends a beam of energy from the gauntlet’s palm. The DO sends a counter blast, and Banjo ducks behind the fridge. Banjo looks out to send another attack, but the DO manages to blast him. Back in the vault, 42 is still attempting to escape. He has placed the sword on his back, and is attempting to transform the walls.
UDO : It’s not going to work. It’s just going to go back to the way it was.
42 : That’s what I’m counting on.
42’s eyes begin to glow, and the symbol of the UDO begins to appear on his forehead. The vault wall begins to transform into air, the hole growing larger. It begins to shrink a little as 42 loses strength. The UDO closes her eyes, and places her hand on his shoulder. The hole begins to grow again, until almost the entire wall is gone. 42 stops transforming it, and leaps through. It immediately begins to close, and is completely back to normal by the time he hits the ground.
42 looks around, and sees Calavarr sneaking around.
42 : Hey you!
Calavarr : Me?
UDO : That’s the guy who shoved you in the vault.
42 : He’s gonna regret that.
UDO : This is going to be awesome.
Calavarr : You seem familiar…
42 : Shut up.
He swings with the Shenaniblade, but Calavar knocks it out of his hands.
Calavarr : Not so tough without…
42 socks him in the jaw. Calavarr stumbles back, then swings back. They begin to brawl and we cut back to the main fight. DS-32 is leaping from roof to roof, dodging blasts and sending objects at the DO. He leaps from one roof to another, but the roof collapses under him. A leg falls off in the impact, exposed wires sparking.
DS-32 : This is what I get for being a robot.
He picks it up and begins to reattach it. He looks at the coob and comforts it.
DS-32 : Seems to be fine.
The coob looks scared, and stares at the wall.
DS-32 : What is it?
A blast bursts through the side of the building, hitting the two. We cut back to Wolf, Hatter, and Rose hiding.
Wolf : Where is he?

(Scene 18)
The Disciplined One approaches Fox.
DO : It’s time for this resistance to end.
He raises his arm, preparing to blast. Before he does, a portal opens behind him. The DO lowers his arm and turns around.
DoggyBob : Hey there, Mac. I’m looking for someone. About yea high, terrible fashion sense, hates fun…wait a minute, that’s you!
DO : I was wondering when you’d show up.
DoggyBob : I didn’t know I was famous in the premortal beings community. Are you the president of my fanclub?
DO : I’ve been watching this dimension for a long time. I know who you are, DoggyBobToons. You’re the reason for my quest. Their fates were sealed by you.
DoggyBob : I see. Counter point, nuh uh.
The DO sends a blast, but DoggyBob moves out of the way. He sends another one, but DoggyBob dodges that one as well. The DO begins sending more blasts. DoggyBob dodges each one rapidly. (“Isn’t cut in half” reference. Technically it was Umbozu, but I don’t care.)
DO : Fine. I’ll do it the old fashioned way.
He gets into a fighting stance. He looks around for DoggyBob, but the blue canine has disappeared. He feels a tap on his shoulder.
DoggyBob : Wanna see something cool?
He gives the DO a slap.
DoggyBob : How do you feel about that? Need some ice for your boo boo?
DO : I can vaporize you in an instant.
DoggyBob : And I can control the dimension’s physics.
The camera angle flips upside down, and then DoggyBob and the DO fall. DoggyBob has reversed gravity.
DO : How?
DoggyBob : I have the deed to the dimension. By the way, want to know the best part of going up?
The camera angle flips over again.
DoggyBob : Coming back down.
The gravity is reverted back to normal for the two. The DO falls fast, impacting the ground. DoggyBob lazily drifts down, but slips on landing.
DO : I am the Disciplined One! Champion of order and destroyer of chaos! You are beneath me!
DoggyBob : Hi Disciplined One, I’m dad!
Before DoggyBob can do anything, the DO attacks him. He grabs him by the throat, tossing him up in the air. He delivers a punch that sends DoggyBob flying, showcasing his previously unused strength. DoggyBob stumbles to his feet, before the DO rushes over and grabs him. The DO runs with DoggyBob, gaining speed, and leaps into the air. The DO slams him into the earth and DoggyBob skids along the ground. Their battle has landed them near the train tracks, and DoggyBob crawls onto them. The two exchange blows, and we see the train in the distance. We cut to Conductor Flaky’s POV, who is watching the battle go down. The Yellow Triangle is still with him.
Conductor Flaky : I didn’t know that Disciplined One guy could fight like that.
Yellow Triangle : He’s here?
Conductor Flaky : Yeah. Why?
He turns around and sees the Yellow Triangle is gone. We cut to the Yellow Triangle zipping towards the DO. They angle themselves point-first, ready to attack. The DO briefly stops beating up DoggyBob and blasts the Yellow Triangle out of the sky.
DO : Now where were we?
DoggyBob : Getting hit by a train?
DO : Getting hit by a what?
DoggyBob rolls off the track. The train runs over the DO, dragging him along. It approaches the wall, still being held back by the RBN. We cut to Fox, who sees the train moving towards the wall.
Fox : Conductor Flaky, you madman.
Back at the tracks, A portion of the RBN opens up wide enough for the train to fit through. Back at the plaza square, Wolf, Hatter, and Rose emerge from their hiding spots.
Wolf : We need to help DoggyBob!
They rush over to the tracks, and help the injured DoggyBob to his feet.
Rose : Are you okay? Is anything hurt?
DoggyBob : Just my pride. And maybe a few ribs.
They help him back to the plaza square. We cut back to the train. The DO struggles to his feet, skidding along the track. His chest crystal begins to glow, and a massive blast fires from it. Another crack forms, but the entire middle of the train is vaporized along with Conductor Flaky. The remaining parts fall to the side, skidding past the DO. He starts heading towards Fox, but two RBN tendrils erupt from the ground around him. He blasts them, but they regrow. More and more tendrils appear, slowly covering the DO. He charges up a chest blast as the RBN completely covers him. It fires out of the RBN, rocketing straight at Fox. Fox creates several barriers of tendrils, but each of them are just vaporized by the blast. One by one they fall until the blast swallows Fox. Without Fox’s command, the RBN shrinks back into the ground. The wall begins to move once more. The DO stands triumphantly as the wall goes past him.
DO : At long last. Silence.
We cut to Tigerman underground. He sees it approaching in the tunnel he’s in. He tries to run, but is taken by the wall. We cut to I-am-me_42 and Calavarr. Calavarr is on the ground, broken and bruised. He sees the wall, and laughs.
Calavarr : He won.
He stands to his feet, and runs towards the wall. He puts his arms out and embraces it as it swallows him.
UDO : Quick! Use the blade!
42 slashes the wall as it comes at him, creating a hole. Instead of being vaporized, he ends up safely on the other side. We cut to Wolf, Hatter, Rose, and DoggyBob. The wall gains closer, and they watch in defeat.
Hatter : It’s over.
DoggyBob crawls to the Turkey-Bacon Quesadilla tree, the exact center of the plaza.
DoggyBob : I suggest we cozy up with the quesadilla tree. Not like we can do anything else.
The four sit around the tree, watching the wall get closer.
Wolf : I just want to say, I’m happy to be with you guys. It’s nice to face the end with friends.
Rose : Don’t talk like that. We’ll make it. Someone will appear, and it will all be okay.
Hatter just shakes his head. DoggyBob pulls out a few juice boxes.
DoggyBob : I was saving these for if we won, but might as well have them now.
The other three take them.
DoggyBob : To the end of the world.
Wolf, Hatter, & Rose : To the end of the world. The wall closes in, and the dimension is still. Everything is gone, replaced by an inky black void. We cut to I-am-me_42, the only remnant of what one stood.
42 : Undisciplined One? Where are you!
He gets no reply. He sinks down to his knees in despair.
42 : I’m alone.

THE END

(After credit scene)
We find ourselves in a white void, Wolf is sleeping while he drifts along. We hear the UDO’s voice.
UDO : (Whisper) Wake up.
Wolf’s eyes snap open. The camera pans and reveals that everything that was blasted or sucked into the wall is floating in this void. We linger on the floating debris and people, then fade to black.

NOTES:
- Love the LDS representation, nice job, well done, yes yes.
- The Undisciplined One doesn’t have a mouth, how is tea consumption even possible?
- The room changing up as the conversation goes on is gonna be a nightmare to animate….
- Also, I couldn’t resist: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1010460316/editor/
- I recommend you be careful on the voice and animation direction for Team Papaya in the first attack scene. The tone of their voice, as well as their body language should indicate that they’re not taking all of this TOO seriously.
- Click’s “Oh yeah.” line doesn’t really make sense as a response.
- Also, have you actually SEEN the movie Click? That’s not how the remote works. I don’t think it matters enough to change, but it’ll still bug me.
- Just randomly popped into my head, but this might be a good song for a fight scene: https://youtu.be/0nYPF-ZCZsM?si=jsnCIAGFMQEKI4PD
- Fox’s character is much more accurate, here, good job.
- The action sequence descriptions in Scene 3 feel AI generated.
- Missed opportunity to use the “Classic Banjo!” catchphrase.
- Can Flaky be reading the “NOTHING MATTERS” book from Shenanigans of the Past?
- When directing the “That was painful.” line, you should specify to the voice actor that it isn’t a literal observation, but instead meant as an insult.
- Hermit King did not, in fact, say anything about fighting the wall. Might wanna fix that.
- Coincidentally, 42 going unconscious and waking up after his body went and did a bunch of other stuff actually IS how the Click remote works.
- Man, and here I thought you were above the shipping. For shame.
- I feel like the Shenanigoat wouldn’t taunt or tease 42. He’s a chatty and eccentric, but not outright mean.
- Out of curiosity, who’re we getting to voice the Yellow Triangle?
- Ain’t no way you’re doing a screen wipe on SCRATCH. That’s legitimately impossible.
- When Flaky’s talking about Kaijugator on the train, I think his dialogue’s a bit off. The whole gag with Flaky is that everything he says, even if it’s an insult toward someone, or deeply depressing remark about life being meaningless, he says it very chipper and happily. Also, whoever you get to voice him should sound like Sean Giambrone’s EBoy.
- I know Woof in real life, and I think he’d more realistically show Fox some kind of Undertale meme from Reddit that nobody understands. I kinda miss him, he changed schools. Not saying you need to actually change anything, though, as his character’s personality hasn’t really been established.
- I don’t like the whole Fox scene. It’s real creepy.
- The Hexagoon dialogue being all broken up is a nice touch.
- Carl Wheezer’s stupid little voice talking like some kind of legendary fallen warrior is gonna be awesome.
- I haven’t made a note in a bit, I’m just starting Scene 13. You’re honestly a really good writer! If you can’t animate this whole thing, you can always just do what I do and decide to make it a comic instead. Not that that’s worked out for me, either….
- The Uno scene goes unbelievably hard, bro.
- After he gets hit, Carl Wheezer should start hallucinating Jimmy’s mom as an angel while he slowly disintegrates. I think that’d be funny.
- Wait, why’s there someone tied up next to DoggyBob? What’d I do?
- DO’s leaking blue smoke, but his eyes turn red? Pick a color scheme, darn it!
- F in the chat for the Sludge cannon. Techno, too, I guess.
- This is about as nitpicky as it gets, but can you add a “Remember?” in UDO’s line right after “No one can but you.”? She’s repeating something that’s already been established, so I think it’s best to add it in.
- Some of the audience might not understand how Hermit King correlates to sandwiches. Maybe explain it a bit more?
- What’s Hermit King’s cage made of? We’ve power-scaled him based on his specific species of crab as well as his size. Based on the math, his claws are about as strong as a jet engine, so I hope that’s a tough cage.
- We need a gag about the vault not having any keyholes.
- OK, this has all been legitimately amazing so far, but the Multiversal Burner Phone is just plain lazy, c’mon, man.
- Noir-style 42 origin story? Wasn’t on my bingo card, but alright.
- The Shenaniblade should be the Shenanigan Sword everybody’s been talking about.
- After his “And I thought I was the crazy one.” line, Banjo should lick his Obamium gauntlet.
- Sharktank’s not voicing Calavarr, is he? Between you and me, that kid can’t voice act for *.
- Crab #79 fans rn:
- “The DO slams him into the earth” Earth? What earth?
- Can the post-credits white void be the Void void? Like the Cirgle Void? Pretty please?
- Well, turns out that whole thing DID hurt my pride; you’re a much better writer than I am. I would seriously consider doing this as a dubbed-over comic, though, as I don’t know if Scratch can handle this whole thing in animated form. It allows for more art-style freedom, anyway. Keep up the good work, dude, the studio’s in good hands!

beta ale maf

How's progress coming? Anything I can do to help?

Chuboingo wrote:

How's progress coming? Anything I can do to help?

I just got to the UDO's first line.

I-am-me_42 wrote:

Chuboingo wrote:

How's progress coming? Anything I can do to help?

I just got to the UDO's first line.

Sweet!

Lines for one DB. The Gathering Storm lines, that is.

DoggyBob

Hey Wolf! What’s up?

What?

Moving, you say? That’s normal! The borders are always expanding.

Uhhhh…You know what! I’m taking a vacation.

Here’s some obamium, and a yellow triangle…

BYEEEE!

Conductor Flaky

Hey there! Need a lift?

How is anyone doing, really?

We all might think we are feeling something or doing something, but what if we never were?

What if we were all just fictional characters in some code or program, controlled by higher beings for “fun” with no real cause or purpose, likely to end unfinished and we never get a real, happy fufilling life?

…in short, good.

Faster? Nonsense! The Shenanigan Railway prides itself in its slow and comfortable journey.

Whatever you say, sir. That wall is slower than molasses. There’s no way it could have caught up. But if it makes you feel better, I’ll look out the window.

Oh. I see.

I will now speed up the train.

This is as fast as it goes! We should be out of it by now!

How do we know for certain?

Yeah, about that…There's a safety system I installed to prevent theft. I made it so you have to pull a lever on both sides. Someone has to stay behind.

It made sense at the time.

I would, but I don’t have arms.

They did it! Next stop, Shenanigan Plaza.

Hermit King

My, my. What do we have here?

Those losers left to try and stop the wall.

I stayed here out of cowar–uh–to guard the plaza. Yeah. That’s the reason.

Just a few hours ago. Why?

In the suburbs of Townsvillle Acres the geriatric population was over 89%, but crime was at an all time high. Were we to believe that all those old wheelchair bound grannies and grandpas were out stealling priceless diamonds and spray-painting the word “yeet” all over town? Or were the criminals not answering the census to make the elderly population look much higher than normal? Were the crimes commited connected? Find out in: Respect Your Elders (Cover art here: https://media.timeout.com/images/101364355/image.jpg)


(A few notes I want to make about the script is that it's really good, and that I'm excited. If you need any help, you know who to call. (not me, red pikmin and that new guy witht the cool sonic like animations.))

You want me to do the whole thing or just the fight scenes

kuliperos wrote:

You want me to do the whole thing or just the fight scenes

I'd like you to do scene 13-18. That's the most action heavy part, and I'm terrible at making fight scenes. I'll get you all the assets in just a bit.

dope

(Final Script, just a few minor changes.)

Part IV : Edge of Oblivion

(Prologue)
We begin where Part III ended, a shot of I-am-me_42 sleeping right where we left him. He wakes up, and walks out of an incomplete house. The sky is tinged red, the triangles gray and falling apart. He looks down, and sees Chuboingo half-way buried in the ground. Kream and Fluffilo can be seen in the background. Chuboingo wakes up and grabs 42’s ankle.
Chuboingo : Why couldn’t you save us…
42 : It wasn’t possible…please…
He backs up and almost trips on Kream.
Kream : You let us die!
42 : No no no…
The form of the disciplined one dwarfs over the landscape.
DO : You will watch your world wither away.
Suddenly, he’s somewhere else. He wanders around, until he finds a house. He opens the door, and sees a woman of stars making something in a kettle.
UDO : Hey there! I made tea.
42 : I don’t…drink tea.
UDO : More for me then! (Pours a cup)
42 sits down, and the UDO joins him.
42 : Where am I?
UDO : Welcome to…the mindscape! Ta da! We’re in your dream.
A moment of silence passes.
UDO : So…you’re not surprised.
42 : I’ve been living in a dimension of pure chaos for a while now. Nothing surprises me.
The UDO takes a sip.
UDO : Well, I suppose I should introduce myself. I am the Undisciplined One, champion of chaos, master of creation, primordial being of infinite power, yada yada.
42 just sits there, staring into space. The UDO gestures, but gets no reaction
UDO : Hmm. That was quite the nightmare. Did you know those people?
She waits for a bit, then 42 finally looks up.
42 : I don’t want to talk about it.
Suddenly the room shifts into a therapy office. UDO is wearing glasses and holding a clipboard.
UDO : This is a safe space. Feel free to express yourself. I’m detecting some trauma, maybe a hint of survivor’s guilt. We can work through this together.
42 : What do you want?
UDO : Straight to the point. I like it.
The scene shifts again. This time, the UDO is in front of a projector. It turns on, and a powerpoint is shown.
UDO : Member of the audience, allow me to present…drumroll please…My amazing and epic plan to save the Shenanigan Dimension. (Next slide) As you know, the dimension is currently being destroyed by this big stinky wall. That’s no good. (Next slide) It came from this goober, the Disciplined One. He may think he’s all that, but I think he’s a piece of -
An extended series of bleeps is heard, as we cut to 42’s horrified reaction.
UDO : Now, if we want to beat this loser we need…You!
Cut to 42 where a spotlight shines on him.
42 : Me?
UDO : You! There’s a lot of hosts to choose from, but none fit the bill quite like yourself. You, my friend, are willing to go further than the others. You finish the job, no matter the costs.
Location falls away, leaving them in just the starry world.
UDO : Become my host, and you receive powers beyond compare. I will be able to contact you at all times, guiding you to victory. Do you accept?
42 : Let’s do it.

EPIC INTRO STUFF
(Scene 1)
An over the shoulder shot of Wolf and Hatter. The wall approaches. A group shot with tigerman included.
Wolf : What’s the word?
Tigermann : The wall will reach our location in two minutes. It’s moving faster than we expected.
Wolf : Better make this quick.
Wolf walks to the front of the group.
Wolf : Team papaya, are you ready?
Shot of the team agreeing.
Banjo : Just to be clear, I never joined.
Wolf : Everyone, prepare your weapons! (Activates radio.) Techno, how’s the jet?
Cut to techno in the cockpit of the jet.
Techno : Ready for action! Handles like a dream.
Wolf : (Over radio) Good. Be on standby
Cut back to Wolf and Hatter.
Techno : (Over radio) Copy that.
The jet passes overhead. Wolf Readies his own weapon.
Wolf : On my signal!
A few different shots of weapons being loaded.
Wolf : Fire!
A wave of projectiles fire at the wall. Nothing happens. Cut back to Wolf & Hatter.
Hatter : It didn’t work!
Wolf : We just need to knock louder. (Gestures to the team.) Again! Give it everything you’ve got!
Another, bigger volley hits the wall. Nothing happens.
SparkBob : It’s not stopping!
Just as the wall is about to reach them, it comes to a stop. The Disciplined One steps out.
Wolf : Agilelink, now!
Agilelink presses a button, and it cuts to his orbital strike cannons charged up. They fire, and cut back to the DO getting hit. Smoke covers the area, the aftermath obscured. Cut to a few others.
Rose : Did we win?
The DO’s eyes glow, and he emerges from the smoke. Cut to terrified reactions
Sarge : You just had to jinx it!
Cut to wolf and Agilelink
Wolf : We missed. Do it again!
Agilelink : (Smacks control panel) It needs to recharge. We have to keep him busy.
Wolf : Team Papaya! Attack!
Quick cut to someone turning on the boombox. Then cut to team papaya charging the DO with ePiC mUsIc. Action, action, more action. The combined might of team papaya is slowly overpowering the DO. Each one grabs on, holding him in place.
Scratchy : Can’t…hold…on…
Wolf prepares a weapon to fire at the DO’s head
Hatter : Click! Help us!
Click : I would love to, but uh…I don’t have hands.
Sarge : Wait, then how does he hold the remote?
The DO breaks free, and blasts at them. Sentient Copy of Click uses the click remote to attack, using the fast forward to land a flurry of hits. The Discipline One attempts to blast him, but Click uses the pause button.
Click : See, I had everything under control.
Team Papaya gathers around the frozen form of the DO.
Dollskit : So do we like…put him in a box or something?
The team just kind of stands there, not knowing what to do. Wolf talks into his radio.
Wolf : Techno, looks we won’t be needing that jet.
Rose walks over to Click, who is still standing in front of the frozen blast.
Rose : Why didn’t you just lead with that?
Click : I didn’t want to drain the batteries!
The battery dies and the blast unfreezes, shooting Click. Cut to Wolf, who pulls out his radio.
Wolf : On second thought, we’re gonna need that jet.

(Scene 2)
I-am-me_42 wakes up, calmly this time. He walks out, the same way he did before, but the place is normal. DS-32 and Fox are there. He walks up to them.
42 : I just had the weirdest dream…
Fox : Good. You’re awake.
42 : Did you guys get any rest?
DS-32 : We don’t need any! We’re robots, remember? At least I think Fox is a robot…
Fox : Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.
DS-32 : Uh, okay then. So, you said you know the Disciplined One’s weakness?
42 : It’s the suit.
DS-32 : That’s it? No complicated ritual? No ancient weapons?
42 : It’s the only thing keeping him together. Remove it, he’s gone.
Fox : And if it doesn’t work?
42 : Then we’ll need help. A lot of help.
DS-32 : Need allies, huh? I might be able to help with that. It pays to have friends.
Fox : So you want an army? Then an army you shall get! My EVIL army!
DS-32 : That’s dumb. You’re dumb.
Fox : You’re just jealous you don’t have an evil army.
DS-32 : We’d be better off with allies we can mostly trust, not whatever you have.
Fox : My army of evil is very reliable. You’d be leaving our victory to chance.
DS-32 : Chance? Chance! I can calculate chances within 0.00001% error! There’s a reason no one plays poker with me.
42 : Knock it off you two! (Rubs temples) Why don’t you both do it.
DS-32 : (Simultaneously) Okay.
Fox : (Simultaneously) Sounds reasonable.
42 : Great. Now I’m going to find some way to get to the others.
I-am-me_42 wanders to the bunker, the largest building in the Shenanigan Plaza.
42 : (To himself) Come on, there has to be a vehicle somewhere.
UDO : (Appears in ghost-like form) This is a terrible plan.
42 : It’s a great plan.
UDO : Still not surprised? Huh. Listen, we should do my plan.
42 : And what would that be?
UDO : You need to open the Shenanigan Vault. Only then will you have the power to defeat him.
42 : I have you, don’t I?
UDO : My powers aren’t THAT strong.
42 : Fine. Where to?
UDO : First, we need to find the only one who knows about the thing. (Sigh) We need to find the shenanigoat.

(Scene 3)
We are back with team papaya. The team is attacking the DO with no avail. Wolf has donned his Fighter-plane pack, a massive jetpack with wings and a gun attachment. Techno is sending missiles with each fly-by of his jet. The DO tries to blast them out of the sky. Sarge runs up and tries shooting the DO with his rifle.
DO : You are all so annoying!
He blasts at Sarge, but luckily Hatter uses his portal gun to get the living toy soldier to safety. Scratchy, the anthropomorphic orange cat, sends a volley of rockets from his rocket launcher. The recoil is heavy, so he is getting more and more tired. The DO notices and singles Scratchy out. He knocks the Rocket launcher from Scratchy’s hands, and prepares to blast him. Out of nowhere, the Disciplined One gets hit by a gatorade. He turns, and gets hit by another one.
Rose : I have more!
Rose summons another gatorade with her gatorade necklace. The DO turns his attention to her, but is sent flying by SparkBob ramming into him with his Muffilo. Hatter shoots one of the floating triangles high above with his portal gun, and aims the other below the DO. He can’t even get up before being sent hurtling down. Hatter runs over to Agilelink.
Hatter : Are the cannons recharged?
Agilelink : Two more minutes!
The DO finally hits the ground. Dollskit rushes over and uses his punctuation marks in a flurry of attacks. He then throws a volley, but the DO creates a shield. Wolf flies back over with his Fighter Plane Pack, but gets his wing clipped by a blast from the DO. He crashes on the hill, where Banjo is eating popcorn.
Wolf : You could help!
Banjo : I certainly could.
Wolf : You’re a member of team papaya, just like the rest of us.
Banjo : Nah, I just showed up to see funny things happen to people.
Wolf grabs some Matjam grenades and two guns from the crates, and rejoins the fight in a huff. Cut to Tigerman, who is managing a monitor.
Tigerman : Air strike cannons are charged! Everyone fall back!
Everyone backs away from the DO, and AgileLink prepares the button. The DO sees this.
Agilelink : So long sucker!
DO : Not this time.
The Disciplined One fires off a blast that takes out Agilelink. The button falls to the ground.
Hatter : Get that button!
The team all lunge for the button. The DO prepares a blast, but is hit in the back with Rose’s bedazzled ax. Dollskit reaches the button first, firing the cannons. The DO creates a shield above him, absorbing the attack.
Dollskit : Why must the universe be so cruel?

(Scene 4)
We are back at the plaza. DS-32 walks in front of 5 people. Those are Luke, a cyborg with a laser arm. Gammavanni, a little guy with shapes floating around his head. The arrival, a strange three eyed being of unknown origin. And the coob, a mystical cube with a derpy face that can vomit up random objects. Hermit King is there too, looking bored. DS-32 walks down the line, head in the air.
DS-32 : Ladies, Gentlemen, creatures of indeterminate species, our time has come. We are the last line of defense.
Cut to shots of them, some scared, or determined.
DS-32 : If we stand together…
Hermit King : Yeah, no thanks. I have better things to do with my time.
DS-32 : Like what.
Hermit King : Things!
He scurries away.
Hermit King : (Muttering) Better off without them anyway.
DS-32 : Ahem. If we stand together, we can stand tall. We know our enemy…
Luke : Um, I just got here. I don’t even know who you are.
DS-32 : The majority of us know our enemy. But…we cannot fight. Not until the time is right. You must remain here, and protect it at all costs. Uhh…victory! Bravery! Valor! Bravery! Okay whatever, you get the point. I’ve never been a big speech guy. Just guard the plaza while I recruit some help.
He leaves them, and runs off to the train station. We see a figure with a pumpkin head watching from the shadows, who slinks off into the darkness. We cut to DS-32 at the train station, where Conductor Flaky is sitting reading a book on nihilism titled “nothing matters”.
DS-32 : Come on Flaky! Get the train running!
Flaky gets up and boards the train, which is just the engine. He has begun to build a train car, but it remains incomplete. DS-32 hops on, but stands on the railing outside of the cabin. He draws a small spherical drone with a glowing eye. He activates it and lets it hover in the air. The eye glows and emits a hologram of a person.
DuhSonic : That was painful.
DS-32 : Oh come on! It wasn’t that bad. You’re the leader, I’m just the sidekick. I don’t do this very often.
DuhSonic : Where’s Scratchy?
DS-32 : I dunno. Hermit King said he went to fight the wall or something.
The train engine hums to life.
Conductor Flaky : Where to?
DS-32 : The junkyard! We’ll start there.
He looks forward dramatically, but the train goes in reverse and he falls. DuhSonic chuckles.
DS-32 : Hey uh…why are we going backwards?
Conductor Flaky : Junkyard’s that way! I’d turn us around, but well, it’s a train.
They pull out and steam towards the junkyard.

(Scene 5)
I-am-me_42 is riding in a cybertruck that he found in the bunker. The UDO appears in the passenger seat.
42 : Took you long enough.
UDO : I have other things to do than babysit you!
The two sit in silence.
UDO : Nothing? No surprise?
42 just chuckles to himself.
UDO : So…know where you’re going?
42 : No idea. I was hoping you would.
UDO : So, you have no idea where we’re going. You don’t know how your powers work. You don’t even know if the wall hasn’t taken them!
The UDO thinks for a bit. A mischievous look appears on her face.
UDO : I might be able to solve at least two of our problems.
She leans over and places her hands on his temple.
UDO : (Whispers) Sleep.
42 falls asleep immediately, and finds himself back in the place he found the house in.
UDO : You want to save the world, you have to train. I am not letting you use my powers unless you know how to use them.
She claps twice and a training course appears.
UDO : Let’s begin.
A montage begins with the song “You’re the best” playing in the background. He learns how to create objects, open portals, and change things into something else. Once he’s mastered these skills, he begins the course. He excels at the physical part, impressing the UDO with his Marksmanship and agility. He fails against her constructs of the DO, dying again and again. Finally, he defeats the fake DO, and she declares him trained. She leans into his ear and whispers.
UDO : Wake up.
I-am-me_42 awakes in an unfamiliar location. A large cave stands before them.
42 : What? How did we get here?
UDO : I might have…borrowed your body while sleeping.
42 : Don’t you EVER do that again.
UDO : Woah! Touchy subject, eh?
42 huffs into the cave.
UDO : I’m warning you now, this guy is really annoying. You can’t even tell what he’s saying half the time.
42 : You knew him?
UDO : Unfortunately.
The two enter a chamber within the cave.
UDO : I present to you…the Shenanigoat!
They look in, and see a goat skeleton on the ground.
UDO : And he’s dead. Serves him right. Although, that might not be very good for our plans.
42 thinks for a bit, examining the bones.
42 : (Muttering) Bones are all intact. Slight signs of…a knife and fork? Hm. (To the UDO) Do you have any cream cheese?
UDO : Cream cheese? Uh…what is that?
42 : You don’t know what…nevermind. Apparently it has life restoration properties. Ask DoggyBob.
The UDO blushes and appears flustered.
UDO : DoggyBob? He’s still around? Is he uh…doing…stuff?
42 : I guess. I haven’t seen him in a while.
UDO stares into space, until 42 snaps her out of it.
42 : So…no ideas on how to get cream cheese?
UDO : Just use your powers.
42 : Oh. Yeah.
42 uses his powers, the UDO’s sigil appearing on his forehead. A tub of cream cheese materializes, and clatters to the floor. 42 picks it up, and puts some in the mouth of the skull. Nothing happens. Just as he’s about to leave, the skull rattles and flesh begins to reappear. Soon, the head of the shenanigoat is lying there.
Shenanigoat : Greetings! I’d prefer not to shake HANDS if you don’t mind.
UDO : Why is he just a head?
42 : Bargaining. Listen here goat, I want to know where the shenangan vault is.
Shenanigoat : Even if I knew where the vault be, you still need to collect the keys. To grab the trio to set the vault free, you must answer the riddles three.
42 : Just tell us the answers!
Shenanigoat : I don’t know. I didn’t create the thing, it’s older than me. I do know the riddles!
42 : We’ll solve them and get the keys.
Shenanigoat : Sounds like a plan! Reminds me of the time this random guy showed up , he liked legos…
UDO : Kick him! Punch him! Shut him up!
42 : Can’t you do that?
UDO : Only you can see me. And I can’t interact with the physical world, remember?
42 picks up the head.
42 : Where is the vault?
Shenanigoat : Find a key, it’ll guide you there.
42 : That’s not helpful at all. Just tell me the riddles.
The Shenanigoat opens his mouth, and we cut.

(Scene 6)
We are back with Team Papaya, right where we left off.
Dollskit : Can we use the secret weapon yet?
Wolf : Not until the time is right.
Dollskit : I think it’s time. ARGENTINA!
At the sound of this word, a small figure flies in at supersonic speeds. It’s the living V2 plush, friend of Dollskit. They grab the DO and drag him across the ground, tearing up the terrain. V2 plush then flies high into the sky, shattering a few triangles. V2 throws him into the air, then flies back down into him. The massive dust cloud obscures the battle, only thing that can be seen is flashes from V2 flying and the occasional blast from the DO. Cut to Techno’s POV in the cockpit of the Jet. He activates thermal vision on the view screen and sees the burning light from V2 and the heatless form of the DO. He sees he has one payload of missiles left, and needs to make them count. Suddenly, he sees a low fuel warning appear.
Techno : Low fuel? We just filled it up at the plaza!
We cut to the inside of the jet, and are shown a cut fuel line. It’s leaking into the other machinery, where it comes into contact with some severed wires. The fuel ignites, and we cut to a shot outside the jet showing the explosion.
Techno : Mayday mayday! Going down. I don’t know what’s happening!
The jet begins veering towards the wall. It loses control and begins plummeting. Techno ejects, and uses his jetpack to stop his fall. The jet gets pulled inside the wall, disappearing from sight. We cut to inside the dust cloud, and see the DO trying to stand up. Each time he raises his head, V2 slams it back down. V2 goes in for another attack, but the DO catches it. He stands, still holding V2.
DO : I tire of your games. A noble stand, little one. But one that must be in vain.
The dust cloud finally clears and we can see team papaya.
DO : Your resistance is folly. I easily could have just allowed the wall to consume you…
We go to a close up.
DO : But this is more fun.
The Disciplined One throws V2 into the wall. He then addresses the remaining members of Team Papaya
DO : This has been going on for long enough. I will no longer restrain myself.
Dollskit : (Whispers to Sarge) That was him restraining himself?!?
DO : Farwell.
Sarge : So…is he gonna fight us or wh
The Disciplined One blasts at them, barely missing.
Wolf : Banjo! Help us!
Cut to banjo
Banjo : Egh. Fine.
He pulls out a small gun, with some obamium powering it. It unfolds and expands, attachments unfurling until it’s a huge gun
Banjo : Obamiumshsmshsmsasm
He fires it off at the DO, propelling the being back with a solid beam of energy. The recoil proves to be too much, and the cannon goes flying propelled by the blast. Banjo watches as the gun flies off.
Banjo : Ah.
He runs and hides in a crate.
Hatter : Run!
The remaining members of Team Papaya book it for the gator van. The DO fires blasts after them. Wolf stops, and opens a smaller crate.
Wolf : A gravity tether…
He runs at the DO.
Tigerman : What are you doing! Get out of there!
Wolf connects one end to the DO, and aims the other end to the crates. Barely avoiding death, he activates it. All the crates fly at the DO burying him. Wolf runs away, but not before throwing a matjam grenade at the pile.
Banjo : Heh? What the…Oh no.
The bomb sets off a chain reaction, blowing up the rest of the crates.
SparkBob : Awww. There was so much stuff we never used.
Banjo, preserved by his cartoon physics, is sent flying. He crashes next to them. Techno wanders up, and sees the DO’s suit is badly damaged. Blue mist wafts out of the holes, but the suit does appear to be healing itself.
Sarge : Uh…guys.
The DO’s eyes open, and the wall starts moving again. It swallows him up, allowing him to nurse his wounds. Sarge runs to the others, but is too slow. He is sucked into the wall. The rest pile into the van and drive off. SparkBob flees on his muffilo, and barely keeps up.
Scratchy : Wolf, what are we going to do?
Wolf : I don’t know.

(Scene 7)
DS-32 : I know, I know. It’s a junkyard.
Duhsonic : You already told me that. What you failed to mention was the GIANT KAIJU GATOR!
DS-32 : Relax. He’s harmless! Mostly.
The train has stopped near a massive junkyard. An equally large Kaiju Gator with a massive sludge cannon is sleeping, wrapping around the edges of the place. DS-32 and Duhsonic enter the junkyard, and wander past piles of interdimensional junk. The two come across the one they were looking for.
Void : Why hello there! Long time no see!
Void, a being of TV static with white eyes, is perched on the largest junk pile. Next to him is the sentient yellow triangle.
DS-32 : How have things been man!
Void : Business as usual.
DS-32 : Is that the Yellow triangle?
Void : Yup.
DS-32 : Didn’t that thing cause that battle between your Gator and Carl Wheezer?
Void : Yup
DS-32 : The battle that was so destructive created an entire SWAMP.
Void : Yup.
DS-32 : And you’re just keeping it out in the open?
Void : Yup.
DS-32 : Hm. (Shrugs) That thing gives me the creeps.
Yellow Triangle : That THING is right here.
Duhsonic : Wha? The…the…triangle
Yellow Triangle : Talked? How is this a shock to you?
DS-32 : He’s technically never been here. Right now he’s back in our home dimension. Then again, that place is similar levels of weird.
Duhsonic continues to sputter.
Yellow Triangle : (Gets closer to void.) I don’t like them.
Void : They’ll grow on you. After all, we’re best friends!
Yellow Triangle : (Muttering) Of course. Just friends.
Void leaps down and slides down the pile.
Void : So, what brings you here?
DS-32 : Recruiting! I need to make an army. That’s at least what the 42 guy said. He’s not great at communication. Anyway, we’re gonna fight the Disciplined One! Wanna help?
Void : It would be my pleasure. Just let me get my empowered Uno Deck, and we’ll be ready to go!
We cut to the outside of the train. Void, the Yellow Triangle, and Kaijugator stand next to DS-32 and Duhsonic.
Conductor Flaky : Sorry big guy, there ‘s no way all of you are fitting in the engine.
Void : Hmmm. I got it!
The scene cuts and we see some makeshift train cars attached to the engine now. They climb in, KaijuGator taking up an entire car. Flaky powers up the train, but Kaijugator causes it to drag and create sparks.
Void : Huh. Should have thought of that.
He goes into the engine, and Yellow Triangle follows.
Conductor Flaky : At this rate, we’ll be long gone by the time we even get ten feet!
Void : Well, I did just refill Kaijugator’s sludge cannon.
Conductor Flaky : And, you know, a 50 foot Gator.
Void : He’s actually a crocodile…
Conductor Flaky : My bad. He’s too heavy for the train.
Void : Say, what powers this train?
Conductor Flaky : This is an electric train, despite being the body of a steam engine. Both water and coal are too valuable to…what does this have to do with the gator?
Void opens an electrical panel and pulls out some wires.
Void : Hey yellow, can I ask for a favor?
Yellow Triangle : Anything for you.
Void : Great! Hold still.
Void plugs the wires into the triangle, and the engine hums faster. The train speeds up and they move at a much faster speed. We cut to DS-32 and Duhsonic.
DuhSonic : Where to next?
DS-32 : Hexagoon caves.

(Scene 8)
We are now with Fox, the biomechanical RBN powered being. He is in the catacombs, and is looking for something. He goes deeper and deeper, the catacombs getting older as he goes along. He finds himself near an elevator, and gets in. We watch as the light slowly fades behind him. Finally, he finds himself in front of some ancient doors. They are covered in strange symbols, and seem to depict triangle people. He opens them up, revealing a musty chamber full of skeletons. A fountain with a blue ooze running through it is in the back. He pulls a lever, and flames ignite around the edges. The fire lights the chamber, and he gets to work. He rearranges the skeletons, lining them up. Someone stands behind him, and then attacks. They attempt to choke out Fox, to no avail.
Woof : You…little…
Fox grabs Woof and throws him across the room.
Fox : You really think you puny skeleton arms would do anything?
Woof : You abandoned me in here for months! With THEM!
Fox : You should be grateful. I gave you life!
Woof : What kind of life is this?
Woof steps into the light, his half flesh and half bone form can be seen. Held together by the Roo Beer Nawr, Woof is looking rough.
Fox : Hmm. Last time it didn’t work very well. What did I do wrong…
Fox kneels in front of the fountain.
Fox : Oh glorious one. Tell me how I can take these lifeless bones and create life. Give me your guidance.
He stands up, and steps into the fountain. Despite it looking shallow, Fox falls all the way in.
Woof : Come back!
Fox floats in the RBN, it’s unclear if this is real or not. A massive red eye opens in front of him and glows. Fox is placed into a trance, and then floats back up. He rises from the fountain, and wades out.
Woof : What happened?
Fox : I have been shown the answers.
Woof : My fault for asking.
Fox begins kicking the fountain. He doesn’t stop until the bottom ledge has broken, spilling Roo Beer Nawr all over the chamber floor. He then begins chanting in another language
Fox : Eno ythgim ho! Eno sselega ho! Aelp detoved ym rhea! Em ot efil rieht evig dna sksuh sselefil esair!
The skeletons begin to rise, the RBN consuming them. The RBN becomes their joints, eyes, and other parts. Soon, Fox has an army.
Woof : This is horrifying.
Woof walks over to the fountain, and then looks at Fox.
Woof : You gonna fix that?
Fox : I believe that’s already covered.
The leftover RBN snakes back into the fountain, rebuilding the stone. Fox stands up on the fountain ledge.
Fox : Skeletons! You have not only been given life, but a purpose. The very dimension closes, but we will not move! We must destroy this insurgent! For us, for the Magnificent One!
Three skeletons walk to the front. One’s in a fedora, one’s in a vest, and the other is wearing a crown. The one in the fedora steps forward.
Shane : That’s not gonna work for me and the boys. See, my name’s Shane. Shane Anigans. That’s Ricky (Vest waves) and Kingo (Crown waves.)
Fox : Fascinating. You retained your souls.
Shane : Whatever. You see, there ain’t nothin’ in it for us. So I’m gonna be takin’ over as the boss.
Fox : Is that so?
He grabs Kingo by the throat. The RBN flows out of the bones and into Fox’s hand. The bones crumple to the floor.
Ricky : Why I oughta…
Ricky swings at Fox, who catches his fist. The same thing happens and Ricky falls apart.
Shane : What did ya do to ‘em! They had so much to live for!
Fox : That’s a warning. Don’t test me again.
Fox drops the RBN back into the fountain and kneels down.
Fox : Purify these ungrateful souls, let them be whole again.
Fox stands and leads the skeletons out. Shane hesitates, but follows them. Woof rushes past them, standing next to Fox. They march up and out towards the surface.

(Scene 9)
We are back in the cave with the Undisciplined One and I-am-me_42. The shenanigoat has reverted back to a skeleton, but a flamethrower can be seen in the background. The riddles have been written on the walls, as well as several notes. Papers are sprawled out on the floor, and the UDO and 42 pace back and forth.
UDO : These don’t make any sense! The third riddle is just “Sandwiches.”
42 : The second riddle is just a bunch of contradictions. “It’s quite far, but quite near. It is not here, but it is not there; yet at the same time, it is both here and there.”
They pace some more, 42 creating more papers and other items. Suddenly, the UDO stops.
UDO : Wait…I think I know where the first key is. But you’re not gonna like it.
42 : Well, where is it?
UDO : It’s best if I show you.
She places her hands on his temples again.
UDO : Sleep.
42 falls unconscious, and finds himself in the same area he’s been in twice before.
42 : We’ve already been here.
UDO : I know, but that’s not why we came.
The UDO raises her hand, and a door slides up from the floor. It’s a massive metal door with chains locking it down. The UDO waves her hands and the chains fall off.
42 : That’s not comforting
UDO : Here it is.
She opens the door and they step through. A massive swirling whirlpool of energy filled with random objects stands before them. Wind billows out of it, creating a roaring noise.
UDO : (Shouting over the noise.) This is the Subconscious! When we forget things, they go here!
42 : What does that have to do with the key!?!
UDO : This is where we find a lack of knowledge!
42 : Uh.
UDO : Well, go in!
42 : Why can’t you?
UDO : Just do it!
42 : Fine!
UDO : Be careful in there! It’ll tear your essence apart.
42 : This keeps getting better and better!
42 begins approaching the whirlpool. Despite the appearance, it’s solid. 42 starts his trek to the center. The UDO watches, then exits the door. Back in the original spot, she raises up another door. This one is ancient looking, with strange art depicting a bearded figure. She walks in, and it’s completely dark.
Hooded Figure : My, my. What do we have here?
UDO : Quit it. You know I don’t want to be here.
Hooded Figure : Oh, I’m aware. Painfully so. Don’t think I’ve forgotten.
UDO : Where are the keys?
Hooded Figure : (Wheezes laughter) You’re more desperate than I thought.
UDO : Just. Tell me.
Hooded Figure : Why would I know?
UDO : We both know who wrote those riddles. You never were one to be straightforward.
Hooded Figure : My visions only show so much. I cannot help you.
The UDO grabs them by the throat.
UDO : I will shred your mind to pieces.
The hooded figure just laughs.
Hooded Figure : Very well. See you soon.
UDO : What? Are you going to tell me or…
The Hooded Figure touches the UDO’s forehead. Her eyes glow teal and she sees a vision. She is flung out and the door closes. We cut back to I-am-me_42, who is slowly advancing towards the center. The wind is making it nearly impossible.
42 : Almost…there…
The world fades in and out, as 42’s consciousness begins to fade. He limps forward, and Kream appears beside him.
Kream : You’ll never make it.
42 : You…don’t…know that.
Chuboingo appears on the other side.
Chuboingo : Give up. Let it take you.
42 falls to his knee.
42 : You’re…not…
He tries to stand, but goes back down.
42 : (Weakly) You’re not real.
Kream : Silence!
42 : (Stronger) You’re not real.
Chuboingo : Stop it!
42 stands to his feet.
42 : You’re not real!
Kream and Chuboingo contort into unnatural positions.
Kream & Chuboingo : You cannot escape us!
42 : No. But I can move past you.
The two shriek and get swept by the wind, fading away. 42 finds himself in the center, where a blue key sits. He picks it up and the world fades to black. He awakes back in the cave. He stands up, and finds the blue key in his hand.
42 : One down, two to go.

(Scene 10)
We are back with DS-32 and DuhSonic, and the train has just pulled in front of a massive mountain with a set of giant doors built into them. DS-32 draws his plasma shotgun and hops off the train. DuhSonic follows him. The area surrounding said mountain is covered in small hills, jagged rock spikes, deep channels, and crystalline triangles. The two walk down one of these channels.
DS-32 : Oh boy. Never thought I’d be back here.
DuhSonic : What?
DS-32 : Last time I was here, me and Scratchy didn’t…get along with the locals.
DuhSonic : Oh. I kinda remember him telling me about this. They were the, erm…
A makeshift spear sails through the hologram. Another lands next to DS-32.
DS-32 : Hexagoons.
Crawling out of some of the cave entrances in the mountain are the Hexagoons. The strange teal and pink creatures begin to surround the two, pearing over the channel’s walls. DS-32 aims his shotgun at one of them.
DuhSonic : I don’t think they like you.
DS-32 : We did kill a lot, and I mean a lot of them.
Another spear sails past them.
DS-32 : But this doesn’t make any sense! Once we opened the gates, they just kinda started wandering around aimlessly. They used to guard it, but now there’s nothing to guard!
Duhsonic : So?
DS-32 : So they shouldn’t be attacking us!
DS-32 tenses, then shoots one of them. The Hexagoon falls, and the others watch. Their eyes go from the body, and back to DS-32. Instead of throwing a few stray spears, they all begin throwing spears at once. We cut to Void and Conductor Flaky witnessing the spear barrage.
Void : They’re not gonna make it.
Conductor Flaky : Agreed. Although, the sweet merciful release of death sounds comforting.
Void stares at Flaky
Conductor Flaky : What?
Back with DS-32 and Duhsonic, where the two are getting pelted. DS-32 sends a few shots back, but is getting overwhelmed. The spears clang of his metallic body, causing a few dents.
DS-32 : Why do they have this…(Gets hit)…many spears!
Duhsonic just shrugs.
DS-32 : How are we supposed to fight the Disciplined One if we can’t even fight these guys.
At the mention of the Disciplined One, the attacks stop. One of the Hexagoons step forward.
Hexagoon : Disciplined…One?
DS-32 : Yeah. I was gonna recruit you, but clearly we’re not wanted.
DuhSonic : You wanted to recruit them?
DS-32 : Not really. I didn’t know what else to do! Conductor Flaky asked where to and I had to say something!
The two are interrupted by the Hexagoon.
Hexagoon : We…fight. Kill…him…
DS-32 : Huh. Well that was convenient.
Hexagoon : Then…kill…you…
DS-32 : That’s just great.
The two lead about twenty hexagoons to the train. They shuffle into one of the cars. DS-32 and DuhSonic signal Conductor Flaky to start going.
DuhSonic : Surprised they’ll help?
DS-32 : I’m more surprised they can talk!
Conductor Flaky : Where to?
DS-32 : Uhhh…
DuhSonic shakes his head.
Void : If I may…
DuhSonic : Of course. I don’t think DS-32 knows.
DS-32 shoots him a dirty look
Void : I created a list. A list of potential allies.
DuhSonic : Don’t look at me, I’m not driving the train.
Void : Oh. Yeah.
He shows the list to Conductor Flaky.
Conductor Flaky : I know all of these guys! Let’s do it.
A song starts to play as a montage begins. It starts with them meeting Fredrick, the massive Kaiju alligator. Unlike the misleadingly named crocodile, he is smart and wears a bow tie and top hat.
DS-32 : Wanna help fight the Disciplined One?
Frederick : That Disciplined One bloke? I’d love to give him a good ol’ wallop on the noggin.
They move on and find Super Saiyan Carl Wheezer, brooding on a rock.
DS-32 : Wanna help fight the Disciplined One?
Carl Wheezer : What’s the point? My honor was shattered many moons ago, during that fateful game of uno. Twenty +4’s. Lost my prized Yellow Triangle.
DS-32 : Yellow Triangle? But that belongs to Void.
Carl Wheezer : You know the man who dishonoured me?
DS-32 : Yeah, he’s part of our crew!
Carl Wheezer : I refuse to work with HIM.
DS-32 : Well, if you defeat the Disciplined One you could prove you’re better.
Carl Wheezer : I’m in.
They go to a small underground chamber. A pool of lava sits in the center. Magman, the lava being, emerges from the pool.
DS-32 : Wanna fight the Disciplined One?
Magman just gurgles.
DS-32 : Um, hello?
One of Magman’s eyes starts drifting down his face.
DS-32 : You know what? We’ll get back to you.
They go to a single apple tree with pink apples. A bunch of Lemurritos run around it.
DS-32 : Wanna…hey uh…
Frederick makes a strange gurgling sound from the train. All the Lemurritos run into it.
DuhSonic : What was that?
Frederick : I took a Lemurrito language course in college!
DS-32 : Wild.
They begin to go off again.
DS-32 : Back to the plaza, Flaky!
The scene ends as they chug off into the distance.

(Scene 11)
We are in the cave with I-am-me_42, who places the key inside his coat. He looks around, and sees he is alone.
42 : Hey! Undisciplined One?
He wanders around some more.
42 : Where is she?
He shakes his head, then summons some more cream cheese. He reanimates the Shenanigoat, this time the entire body.
42 : There.
Shenanigoat : Many thanks, my illustrious friend! I’m alive!
42 : So, would you like to join us? I kinda feel bad for what we did to you.
Shenanigoat : Join you? No thanks. Farwell!
The goat runs off, leaving 42 alone again.
UDO : I know where the second one is!
42 just turns around.
UDO : (Muttering) You just have no emotions. (Loud) We gotta go!
42 : I’ll get the truck started up.
He walks over to the cybertruck, and opens a door.
UDO : What? (Sigh) I literally just taught you how to make portals.
42 : Oh. Wait, where are we going…
The UDO puts her hands on his temples and his eyes glow the same teal. He opens a portal and he and the truck go crashing through. They land in an area unseen before, deep underground. The only exit has caved in.
UDO : Didn’t mean for you to take the truck, but whatever.
42 : Where is this?
UDO : That’s an excellent question. I think we’re under the Nunya ruins, but I can’t be certain.
They look at a foreboding tunnel.
42 : Only one way.
He begins walking forward.
UDO : Is that…stop!
The frantic warnings of the UDO fade as 42 wanders deeper in. The old stone gets replaced by more organic dark blue plants. Orange lights glow at the ends of these plants, and inside the leaves of the blue trees. The lights grow more frequent, now some float through the air. Two of these floating lights go near each other, and stare at 42. A body forms from these “eyes” and soon a towering figure is standing there. They have a massive sword, and just stand there.
The Guardian : You seem lost.
42 : What is this place?
The Guardian : Who knows? Everyone sees it differently.
42 : What? Are we still in the tunnel?
The Guardian : We’re quite near, yet very far. I’ll let you decide.
42 looks around, then back at the figure
42 : I’m looking for a key.
The Guardian : We all seek keys. But not all locks can be opened.
42 : Huh? No, the key to the Shenanigan Vault.
The Guardian : And what makes you think I know where it is?
42 : Well, I thought…
The Guardian : Clearly not.
42 gets annoyed.
42 : Do you know where the key is!
The Guardian : Yes! Thanks for asking.
42 : Can I have it?
The Guardian : No. Not unless you beat my challenge.
42 : Name it.
The Guardian : Strike me down. Then the key is yours.
42 : So I hit you, and I get it.
The Guardian : Strike me DOWN. Not just strike me.
42 : Wouldn’t be my first time.
The Guardian : I know. What weapon would you like?
42 thinks for a moment.
42 : Give me a sword.
The Guardian : A man after my own tastes.
The Guardian reaches out and tears off a plant. It shrinks into a golden hilt, similar to one on a katana.
The Guardian : Look familiar?
42 : But…I lost that. How did you…
The Guardian : I have my ways.
42 takes the weapon. He presses a button, and the green blade ignites. He swings it at The Guardian, but his opponent dodges. 42 concentrates, and attacks again. The Guardian raises his own sword and blocks. 42 goes for a swing, turns off the blade, and reignites it a second later. Instead of clashing with The Guardian’s sword, it stabs right through him.
42 : I won. Give me the key.
The Guardian : Not quite. I said to STRIKE.
He stands to his feet.
The Guardian : Devil’s in the details.
They clash again. 42 slides underneath The Guardian, and strikes him in the back. Suddenly, the world changes. The two are in a white void, the light blinding 42. Luckily, it blinded The Guardian too, and 42 gets another hit in. This time the world shifts to an inky blackness. 42 hears a step, and lands his next hit. The world changes with the impact, and the two find themselves on a frozen lake.
42 : Interesting.
The Guardian manages to block the next series of attacks. In the final one, the Guardian manages to disarm 42. His plasma katana flies out of his hands, landing blade down in the ice.
The Guardian : You seem to have lost your blade.
42 : Did I?
The ice cracks, and the much larger Guardian falls through. 42 leaps for his sword before he falls in as well. He dives down, and strikes The Guardian on the head. They are now in a desert. The Guardian lands on his back, and 42 nimbly lands on his chest. He raises the sword above his head, and strikes again and again. With each strike, the scene changes. It goes from an asteroid in space to a scorched and dead forest, to a watery cave, to an overgrown temple where plants grow on the roof. Finally, they are back at the original location. The Guardian throws 42 off. 42’s sword goes flying, turning off when landing. He goes to grab it, but the ground where he and the Guardian stand float up. The sword is left behind.
42 : No!
Now on this floating island, 42 faces the Guardian. The Guardian stumbles to his feet.
The Guardian : Why are you distressed?
42 : My weapon’s down there. I can’t finish. I failed.
The Guardian : Nonsense! If you had succeeded, you would have failed.
He walks over and places his hand on 42’s shoulder.
The Guardian : But to fail…
The world slowly fades away around them.
The Guardian : Is to succeed.
42 looks around, and sees he is in a pool of green stuff. The Guardian stands behind him.
42 : Where is the key?
The Guardian : Somewhere in there. You’ll find it.
The Guardian begins to fade away, leaving only his glowing eyes before those fade away too.
UDO : Oh my gosh! Are you okay!
42 : What do you mean?
UDO : You’ve been thrashing around in there, sword fighting the air. You wouldn’t respond, and…don’t do that again!
42 : I don’t plan on it.
UDO : You gonna get out of that nasty stuff?
42 : One second.
He feels around, and his hands grasp around something. He lifts it out of the green stuff, and sees he has the second key.
UDO : You did it!
42 walks out of the pool, and next to the truck. Suddenly, a voice comes from the radio.
Tigerman : Hello? Anyone there?

(Scene 12)
We are in the Gator Van, Team Papaya crammed inside. Tigerman has his monitor up, while Techno drives.
Tigerman : I repeat, is anyone there?
He turns off the futuristic monitor and turns to Wolf.
Tigerman : Nothing.
Wolf : It’s fine. We just have to make it a little further.
Wolf turns around in his seat.
Wolf : Rose, check on SparkBob
Rose rolls down a window and looks outside. The wall is gaining on them, and SparkBob is riding along on his muffilo.
Rose : Are you doing alright?
SparkBob : I’m fine, but my muffilo’s tired. They need rest, and probably some water.
Rose : Just a little longer.
SparkBob : I don’t know if we can even make it that long.
Rose goes back inside the van.
Rose : His muffilo isn’t in great shape.
Wolf : Got it.
Banjo : So where are you dragging me?
Hatter : Would you have rather let us leave you there?
Banjo : Now listen here…
Wolf : Enough! We’re going to muffilo ranch. We’re meeting up with WooperTree.
Wolf covers his face with his hands. Hatter pats him on the back.
Hatter : It’s not your fault. We’ll stop him.
Tigerman turns the monitor back on.
Tigerman : Let me try one more time.
He prepares himself.
Tigerman : Hello? Is there anyone there?
Void : (Over radio) We’re here.
Wolf : Void!
Banjo leans forward over Tigerman’s shoulder.
Banjo : Who’s “we”.
We cut to where Void is. He’s next to DS-32 and Duhsonic, with the Yellow Triangle behind him. A radio sits in front of them.
Void : Me, DS-32, DuhSonic, and others. We’re all at the plaza.
We cut back to Team Papaya’s POV.
Hatter : Others? How many?
Void : We got a whole army here!
Wolf : That’s great! Head to Muffilo ranch.
Void : See you then.
The van finally reaches its destination, the Muffilo ranch. A grassy field with a well in the middle, muffilo wandering about. Something else is there, however. A massive black tower looms over the landscape. The Gator van crashes through the wooden fence, and parks near the tower. SparkBob pulls up soon after. They pile out as the wall grows closer and closer. Wolf runs over to the tower, and we see a Wooper hooking up some wires.
Wolf : Wooper! Activate the towers!
Wooper nods.
Wolf : Hurry!
The wall looms ever closer, and Wooper punches some code into a panel on the tower’s side. Poles extend out from the top’s sides, and a green energy spreads between them. We look off into the distance, and we see there are multiple of these towers. We go from tower to tower, each one humming to life. The last tower activates just as the wall comes into contact with them. Instead of absorbing the towers, they stop it from moving. Team Papaya gives a collective sigh of relief.
Wolf : It’ll only be so long before he notices. The towers should hold.
Wolf glances over at Wooper. Wooper just shrugs.
Wolf : Let’s give him a fight to remember.
We cut to Fox and the skeletonies.
Woof : Muffilo ranch, eh? It’s been too long. I remember creating it like it was yesterday.
Fox : Be quiet. The radio said what it said, no need to get sentimental.
Woof : Heh. Whatever you say.
They approach the elevator Fox came down in. Fox steps inside, and Woof goes in next.
Fox : Skeletons! We go in waves. I will go, followed by…
Fox is cut off by all the skeletons shoving themselves into the elevator. Shane is the first of them in. The elevator door closes, and the cramped elevator begins to go up.
Fox : Imbeciles.
We cut to the plaza, where everyone has gathered into the train. Everyone except Hermit King.
DS-32 : You’re not coming?
Hermit King : Why would I waste my time with you! Goodbye.
DS-32 : Fine. We don’t have enough room anyways.
While DS-32 and Hermit King are talking, we see the pumpkin headed figure sneak underneath the train. Conductor Flaky activates the train, and they go speeding towards Muffilo Ranch. We finally cut back to I-am-me_42, who is still in the underground tunnel.
42 : We have to help them.
UDO : You’re not ready! We need to find the third key!
42 : We don’t have any idea where it is!
UDO : Well, I sort of…
42 : DO YOU KNOW!
UDO : (Softly) No. I don’t. (Forceful) He’s stronger than you think.
42 : I’m leaving. You can’t change my mind.
UDO : Fine. But I’m not going. As long as you’re there, I won’t be. Good luck without my guidance.
42 : I don’t need luck.
We are back with Team Papaya. They stand together, weapons in hand. Wooper stands beside them. Even Tigerman grabs a weapon.
Banjo : Hey uh, guys? I just wanted to let you know that I had a mediocre time with you.
Hatter : (Sarcastically) Thanks.
Tigerman : Any second now!
Wolf : We just have to buy the others time.
A train whistle sounds off in the distance.
SparkBob : It’s them!
We see the train, Conductor Flaky sticking his head out the engine’s window.
Conductor Flaky : This is the most fun I’ve had in my meaningless existence!
We see them pull up, and they disembark.
DS-32 : The cavalry has arrived!
DuhSonic : Oh brother.
We see them mingling with each other. DS-32 and Scratchy fistbump, and begin talking. Void catches up with Wolf and Hatter, the Yellow Triangle in tow. We see Rose walk up to Frederick.
Frederick : As I live and breathe! It’s you!
Rose : Hi Frederick!
Frederick : And hello to you, dear Rose. Enjoying that gatorade necklace I gave you?
Rose : Sure am!
Frederick : Good to know!
We pan over to SparkBob and his muffilo, who are being surrounded by lemurritos. They snarl and circle around.
SparkBob : Back off! This is my muffilo! Shoo!
The lemurritos don’t listen, and a few try attacking the muffilo. Banjo goes over, and stands in front of them.
Banjo : Why don’t you pick on someone your own size.
He walks up to one, and kicks it. It does absolutely nothing. The lemurritos swarm Banjo, until he can’t be seen.
SparkBob : Banjo!
Suddenly, we see the lemurritos lift Banjo on their shoulders and toss him in the air.
SparkBob : Wait, what?
Banjo : I’m just as confused as you are. I think I’m their…king?
They parade him off, leaving SparkBob alone. We go to DS-32 and Wolf.
We pan from the teams chatting to the wall. The Disciplined One emerges.
DO : Residents of the Shenanigan Dimension! Prepare to be destroyed.
He wanders over to the tower.
DO : First, allow me to take care of this feeble device.
He aims a blast at the tower, and fires. Instead of vaporizing it, the blast just bounces off. He tries again for good measure, with the same results.
DO : What is this? Why won’t it go away?
We cut back to the teams. Everyone looks at Wooper. Wooper makes some noises, and the others seem to understand. Everyone nods and makes sounds of agreement. Cut back with the DO, where he turns to the Shenanigan Dimension residents.
DO : Guess I’ll have to do it myself.
The DO preps a blast.
Wolf : Everyone!
The group tenses.
Wolf : Show him what we got.

(Scene 13)
The heroes charge the DO, weapons drawn and at the ready. Scratchy, Luke, and Kaiju Gator hang back to fire their projectiles. Void is riding Kaiju Gator. The Hexagoons outpace everyone and reach the DO first. Half of them fall back and begin throwing spears. Of the ones who kept going, three are blasted before they can reach him. The rest manage to make it and start using their spears. One of Kaiju Gator’s sludge shots hits the DO, taking out a couple Hexagoons
The main group reaches the DO, and begins their attack. Rose is using her magical leek, which sends an energy blast only if the user strikes an anime pose. She sends him a blast, knocking him down. Techno swoops in with his jetpack and gets a swipe in with his Netherite sword. The DO stumbles to his feet, before getting hit by one of Hatter’s liquid uranium bombshells. Wooper runs and attacks the DO with their hammer. The DO stays down, but Gammavanni runs up and gives him a little kick for good measure. We do a close up to the DO, and he opens his eyes. He blasts Gammavanni and a nearby Hexagoon. He gets up and prepares to fight, the closest ones preparing back. Before the DO can do anything, the five in front of him split, running to the sides.
DO : Why do you run…oh.
Frederick has waddled up to the DO, and picks him up by the collar. He holds him up to his eye level.
Frederick : Greetings, my good sir. How has your day been?
DO : Let go of me you stupid beast!
Frederick : Stupid? Stupid?!? I’ll have you know, I went to…
He’s cut off by the DO blasting him in the chest. But since Frederick is so big, it creates a massive hole instead of vaporizing. We cut to the horrified reactions on the ground.
Rose : Frederick!
Frederick stumbles, but then looks confused.
Frederick : That’s odd. I feel just fine. Looks like it’ll take a lot more than that to take good o’l Frederick…
The DO sends another blast, but aimed for the head. Frederick drops the Disciplined One, and stumbles around until he trips into the wall. He gets sucked in and vanishes without a trace.
Rose : You killed Frederick!
DO : I did what I had to.
Rose : You’ll pay for that!
DO : He was merely a pawn in a game of…
He’s interrupted yet again by a powerful kick from KaijuGator. He goes flying and lands with a crash in front of the wall. He slowly gets up, only for the massive jaws of the KaijuGator to snatch him up. We cut to void, who is riding KaijuGator
Void : Kaiju! We talked about this. You can’t keep eating everything.
The KaijuGator gives a grumble.
Void : I know you’re hungry. You should have eaten earlier. You’re lucky you ate the bad guy.
A blast erupts from inside KaijuGator. Another follows, and another, until several beams of energy are erupting out of the beast. KaijuGator lets out a pitiful roar, before he disappears entirely. The sludge cannon, Void, and the Disciplined One all tumble to the ground. Void pulls out his empowered Uno deck.
Void : That was very uncool.
DO : Are you going to fight with cards?
Void : Yes, yes I am.
He draws a yellow seven, and throws it. It glows with power, and hits the DO with a small explosion of energy. He draws a yellow 4, and throws it as well. This energy explosion is larger. He grabs a red 4, and throws it. It grazes the DO’s arm, but Instead of exploding it slices a hole. A waft of blue smoke drifts out before it reseals itself. The DO sends a counter blast, but Void dodges while sending three more red cards. These hit their mark, and all three bury themselves halfway in the DO’s chest. He tears them out, and shouts out in rage. He sends another blast, but Void draws a cancel. When the blast hits the card, it just disappears. The DO attacks, and Void barely moves out of the way. He throws a +4 wild at the DO.
Void : Blue!
Four cards appear in the DO’s hand, two greens, a red, and a yellow. He throws them aside, but they fly right back at him. The greens are electric, zapping the DO. He goes to one knee, before getting stabbed by the red and sent flying by the yellow. He sends a blue, which acts as a smoke bomb. Void sends a handful more, covering the DO in smoke. We go to Wolf, Hatter, and DS-32 watching the battle. Different colors flash in the cloud.
Hatter : Should we help him?
DS-32 : Nah, I want to see how this plays out.
The Disciplined One looks around, waiting. A yellow card flies through the smoke, hitting the DO. The resulting explosion clears the blue smoke, revealing Void. He draws the last five cards, and puts the now empty box away. He throws a green, but misses. The DO raises his hand, but a red slices clean through his palm. He does not seem to react as the suit heals itself. The DO charges up, and Void moves in zigzags to avoid his aim. The large blast rockets towards Void, but Void raises a Reverse. The blast hits the card and immediately reverses back towards the DO. The DO lets it hit him, and it has no effect. The ground surrounding him is not so lucky, and now a long crater stretches in the grass. Void sends a green card, which electrocutes the DO.
Void : Uno.
A massive shockwave erupts from the card. The DO, and everyone nearby are knocked off their feet. Void, the only one unaffected, walks over to the limp DO. The DO rolls over on his side. Void raises the final card high above his head.
Void : I win.
Before he can slam it down, the DO blasts it.
Void : Uh oh.
The Disciplined One sends a large blast towards Void. The Yellow Triangle zips past and knocks him out of the way. Void and the Yellow Triangle land in a heap, just inches away from where the blast hit. We go back over to Wolf, Hatter, and DS-32.
Hatter : Want to help now?
DS-32 : Yeah.
The three put themselves between Void and the DO. DS-32 fires off a shot, and the others attack. We go back over to Yellow Triangle and Void.
Void : You saved me!
Yellow Triangle : Void, there’s something I need to tell…
Void : Listen, it’s not safe for you here. I need you to go with conductor flaky. Wait for me there.
Yellow Triangle : What about you? You have no more weapons!
Void : I might be able to solve that. Now go.
The Yellow Triangle zips off, and Void wanders away. Meanwhile, Wolf, Hatter, and DS-32 are struggling against the DO. Hatter keeps trying to get a shot in, but can't due to dodging blasts. We see a figure approach the DO. The DO pauses and turns around to face this threat.
Carl Wheezer : Witness me, and know fear.
Carl steps forward.
Carl Wheezer : There is no timeline where you win this. Surrender, or face the consequences.
DO : Who are you supposed to be?
Carl Wheezer : You have chosen the hard way. Prepare to be destroyed!
Carl powers up, super saiyan style.
Carl Wheezer : Kame hame…
The DO blasts Carl.
DO : That was annoying.
The Hexagoons have regrouped, and one throws a spear at the DO.
Hexagoon : You…will…not…
The DO sends a blast, and hits them all. Only one remains.
Hexagoon : This…isn’t the last…of me…
The DO blasts the last one, and turns his attention back to Wolf and co.
Hatter : Hit me with your best shot.
We see banjo and his Lemurritos crowd up behind the DO.
Banjo : Ahem. As much as I’d love to see you vaporized, allow me.
He gestures to the Lemurritos. They all stand at attention. Banjo looks at the DO.
Banjo : Good luck.
The Lemurritos swarm the DO, burying him. Wolf runs over to Tigerman, who is managing his monitors.
Wolf : Hey! Do you have a speaker?
Tigerman : Yeah. Why?
Wolf : Let me use it.
Tigerman presses a button, and a small microphone pops out. Wolf leans in, and begins to speak.
Wolf : Guys, this isn’t working. We’ve been working alone, and you’ve seen how well that went. We need to work together. I believe in us. So come on, let’s defeat him together!
While Wolf gives his speech, we cut to the remaining fighters' reactions. They raise their fists, and prepare to attack. The DO is thinning out the Lemurritos. Each blast removes more and more. He finally manages to stand, blasting the final fleeing lemurritos.
Banjo : No! They had so much to live for!
The other fighters approach the DO. We get a cool slow motion shot of them attacking at once, and the scene ends.

(Scene 14)
We are in a resort, and some text states we’re in Dimension 115-K. We see Airplanefrog playing volleyball with some interdimensional beings. The sign says Multiverse Retreat, and we pan down to DoggyBob relaxing in a beach chair. He sips a coconut drink, and gives a content sigh.
DoggyBob : Man, this vacation was a great idea. Ain’t that right.
He gestures to a person gagged and tied up in the beach chair next to him.
: Mmmmph!
DoggyBob : You’re right, I should probably check in on them.
He gets up, and opens a portal in front of him. Through the portal, we can see the battle raging on.
DoggyBob : You know what? I’ll…I’ll come back later.
The portal closes, and we stay in the shenanigan dimension side. The remaining fighters are giving their all. Techno and the Arrival fly around, dive bombing the DO. Luke runs around, firing at the DO with his arm cannon. His arm cannon overheats, metal glowing orange. As he frantically tries to fix it, the DO blasts him. The DO begins bombarding the fighters, and they duck for cover in the many craters. Wolf, Hatter, DS-32, and Dollskit landed in the same one.
Hatter : We don’t have enough people!
Wolf : I know.
DS-32 : Well, I think Fox went to get his skeleton army.
Dollskit : The skeleton army? That thing never worked. It would be awfully convenient if Fox managed to raise the skeletons and just happened to come when we needed him.
A section of the Ranch moves, revealing a trap door. Fox, Woof, and the Skeletonies emerge.
Dollskit : Well that’s convenient.
The Skeletonies march in unison, and stand behind Fox.
Fox : Disciplined One! Prepare to meet the full might of my villainy! Behold, my skeleton army!
We pan over to the Skeletonies, who applaud. Fox marches forward as we cut to Dollskit in his crater.
Dollskit : Hiii Fox! It’s me, Dollskit! I used to work for you, remember?
Fox ignores him and stands firm before the DO. He points forward, and the Skelatonies rush past him. The DO tries blasting them, but as long as a piece of a skeleton remains they can keep fighting. Fox calmly walks past the battle to Wolf and Hatter.
Fox : Gentlemen.
Dollskit : Hi again!
Hatter : Aren’t you supposed to be a villain?
Fox : Can’t rule the world if there’s no world to rule.
Wolf : Was that Woof I saw?
Fox : Of course not! Don’t be silly.
They look at the battle.
Fox : Allow me to stop this fiend. (Turns to the Disciplined One) I shall now use my secret weapon!
A portal opens up behind him.
Dollskit : I didn’t know you could open portals.
Fox : Portals?
He turns around and sees the portal. Immigrant Song by Led Zepplin starts playing. I-am-me_42 leaps out of the portal, performing a superhero landing.
Fox : Skeletons, retreat! (Muttering) If he wants to get himself killed, who am I to deny him.
42 : Missed me?
DO : And you are?
42 : I am me.
DO : Huh?
42 leaps into action, creating two pistols. He blasts the DO repeatedly, before leaping out of the way. He creates a brick wall around the DO, then some metal, and some chains for good measure.
42 : Those won’t last for a second! Did DS-32 tell you his weakness?
Wolf : He has a weakness?
DS-32 : I knew I was forgetting something.
42 : The suit! (A blast comes out of the structure.) You need to remove the suit!
The DO breaks free. 42 creates an anvil to drop on the DO’s head. Wolf reaches for his communicator, and comms with Tigerman.
Wolf : Did you get that?
Tigerman : (Over radio) Yup. Patching a recording to everyone.
We cut to Tigerman, who presses a button. A red alert appears on the corner of the screen.
Tigerman : Tower 18 down? How?
He presses a button, and we cut to Wooper hiding behind the well.
Tigerman : (Over radio) Can your towers just, like, shut down?
Wooper makes some confused noises.
Tigerman : (Over radio) It’s nothing.
We cut back to Tigerman as he switches the channel off. DuhSonic hovers nearby.
Tigerman : That can’t be good.
DuhSonic : I’ll check it out.
DuhSonic’s drone flies to a distant tower, passing a few more towers to get there. He reactivates the hologram, and hovers down to the tower’s base. A panel has been opened.
DuhSonic : Looks like a few wires have severed out. I might be able to use a few of the drone’s…
He looks closer into the opened panel.
DuhSonic : Wait, no. Looks like a power cell is missing. The only way this could have happened…
While he’s talking, we see the shadow of the pumpkin head figure. He has the power cell in his hand, and raises it above his head.
DuhSonic : …is sabotage.
The power cell hits the drone, sending it smacking into the tower’s side. The drone drops smoking to the ground. The hologram flickers in and out, before the drone dies out completely. We cut back to Tigerman.
Tigerman : DuhSonic? Hello? Ugh. Line’s dead.
We see schematics of the towers on the monitors. A percentage reads 80% stability. We cut back to the DO and 42. 42 creates his sword, and attempts a swing. The DO dodges.
DO : Your essence feels…familiar.
42 creates several knives, launching them all at the DO. A few hit, but most miss.
DO : I remember you. You were the one who wandered into my domain. But something’s different.
42 creates a bus, and sends it flying at the DO. He creates a shield, splitting the bus in half. The two halves come to a stop behind him. 42 portals behind him and attempts to pull the DO’s helmet off. The DO grabs 42’s arms and throws him.
DO : You poor, poor thing. You're her host, aren’t you?
42 : Maybe, maybe not.
DO : I’m surprised she’s even alive. I’m warning you, everything she’s ever touched turned into ruins. Don’t let her do the same to you.
42 creates a minigun, and fires at the DO.
DO : Very well. You’ve made your choice.
42 barely dodges the blast the DO sends. 42 opens a portal behind the DO, the other end opening behind Wolf, Hatter, DS-32, Fox, and Dollskit.
Dollskit : Ooh portal!
Fox : And what are we supposed to do with this?
DS-32 : Go through it.
DS-32 leaps through it, though it closes before anyone else can go through. He lands behind the DO, and blasts the DO’s back with his plasma shotgun. Scratchy runs over to help, and the two stand side by side. They fire off rounds simultaneously, while 42 portals more fighters to the DO. The Arrival swoops down and attempts to remove the DO’s helmet. The DO manages to blast them, but not before getting hit by one of Scratchy’s rockets. 42 creates a bunch of boulders and drops them on the DO’s head. The DO emerges from the pile of rubble unscathed.
DO : This fight was never yours. You should have died with those pastry cows.
The DO runs at 42, opting out of using blasts. He punches 42, then begins to strangle him.
DO : It’s been a while since I’ve used more practical methods. Feels…exhilarating.
42 manages to pry the DO off him. He stumbles to his feet. The DO fires a small blast, causing 42 to jump to the right. With the other hand, the DO sends a larger blast right where 42 jumps. The blast clears, and 42 is nowhere to be seen.
DO : Your champion has fallen! Now it’s your turn.
Wooper leaps at the DO with their hammer. The DO blasts them, the hammer and hard hat clattering to the floor. Two skeletons attempt to attack, but get blasted as well. Fox stands in front of his remaining skeletonies.
Fox : I believe it is time for my secret weapon.
The skeletons, most missing several limbs, start converging together. The only exceptions are Shane Anigans and Woof, who watch the display. A massive skeleton amalgamation rises up, a collection of parts from each skeleton.
Fox : Good luck.
The amalgamation charges at the DO. Each time a part gets blasted, it rearranges itself to compensate. They reach the DO and grab him by the neck. Four extra appendages form, gripping the DO’s arms and body. The two main arms grab at the DO’s helmet and waist, attempting to force the headgear off. It slowly slides off, the blue smoke wafting from the gap. We pan to Tigerman watching this happen, when an alert sounds off on the monitor.
Tigerman : Another tower down?
Back with the amalgamation, the helmet slips off more and more. The DO seems to be in audible pain as the blue smoke pours out. His eyes turn from white to red, and the air hums with power. A blast issues from his chest, engulfing the amalgamation. The arms remain and drop to the floor. The bones conform into a much smaller amalgamation, before getting hit by the DO’s normal blast. The Disciplined One’s eyes fade back to white, and we can see a single crack has formed on the chest crystal. He lets out a guttural scream before blasting everything in sight. He manages to hit Woof and SparkBob’s muffilo before the rest scatter for cover. The only one who remains in the open is SparkBob.
SparkBob : You killed my muffilo.
DO : Silence, creature.
SparkBob : I’m not afraid of you.
DO : You will be.
The DO blasts SparkBob, who stands defiant till the very end. Tigerman, hiding with his monitors, sees the tower's stability go from 60% to 40% and falling. Tigerman screams into his radio.
Tigerman : The towers are failing! We have to leave!
The tower in the ranch begins to creak and groan. Banjo is the first to make a break for it, managing to get to the train.
Conductor Flaky : What’s happening?
Banjo : Get us out of here!
Shane is the next to go, but gets blasted. Rose, being close to the train, manages to slip onto it. Wolf, Hatter, DS-32 and Scratchy run from their side of the ranch, trying to avoid blasts. Dollskit, Tigerman, and Fox make it onto the train while the four are still running. They run harder, the DO’s blasts getting closer to them. Techno flies overhead on his jetpack and lands in the awaiting train. One blast manages to take out Scratchy, but the other three make it to the train. Conductor Flaky gets it rolling as the tower begins to bend under the stress of the wall.
Yellow Triangle : Wait, where’s Void?
We see Void with the sludge cannon. He places wires together, and hooks up the contraption to a button. The train halts to a stop, some of the tires still spinning. It slowly grinds forward.
Hatter : Why isn’t it going?
Conductor Flaky : Somethings been jammed into the gears. We can’t escape until it’s out.
Fox : Allow me.
Fox removes an arm and tosses it underneath the train. It disappears, moving on its own. Meanwhile, the Disciplined One sends a blast that shaves off the back of the train. Dollskit is almost hit, and teeters on the newly created edge. As the DO approaches the stranded train, he hears Void behind the sludge cannon. He approaches Void, and prepares a blast.
Void : Don’t move!
DO : What are you going to do, shoot me? Your weapon is pointed that way.
Void : Nope, not shooting you. I’m blowing you up.
The DO blasts Void, the button falling to the ground. The DO hears beeping, and tries to run. The Sludge Cannon explodes in a mushroom cloud of muck. The tower finally gives, and the wall resumes moving. We cut from Fox’s hand underneath the train to the rapidly approaching wall. It finds the object, and pulls it out.The hand crawls out as the train rockets forward, causing everyone to fall backwards. Since Dollskit was on the edge, he falls out. Techno flies out on his jetpack, grabbing Dollskit and blasting back towards the train. The wall moves faster that Techno can, so it gets closer and closer to him. Techno tosses Dollskit, who barely manages to grab onto the back of the train. Rose and DS-32 pull him back in. Techno’s gear begins flying out of his belt, sucked in by the wall. His jetpack gives out, and the wall consumes him. We see the reactions of the remaining crew, and Fox reattaching his arm. The train speeds away, leaving the wall far behind them.

(Scene 15)
We are at the plaza, and a title card reveals it’s 20 minutes before the towers collapse. We see a portal open up, and I-am-me_42 falls out. On the other side of the portal we see the blast that was presumed to kill him. The portal closes, and 42 just lays there. He slowly stands to his feet. Slow clapping is heard, and we see the Undisciplined One behind him.
UDO : Welcome back.
42 : They still need my help!
UDO : Like your help did anything. Ready to find the last key?
42 : Seriously? They’re dying out there, and you’re still concerned about the keys?
He pulls out the two keys.
42 : You think that these are more important than lives.
UDO : That’s not what I’m saying. We could save a lot more by finding them.
Hermit King : Ahem.
42 & UDO : Stay out of it!
Hermit King : As much as I would love to leave you having conversations with the air…
42 : With the air?
UDO : He can’t see me. No one can but you, remember?.
The Hermit King continues.
Hermit King : I happened to notice those keys you have there.
42 : They’re not for you.
Hermit King : Well, they’re so very shiny…and I can complete the set.
42 : What set.
Hermit King removes the crown from his head, revealing the third key underneath. He puts it back on, concealing it once again.
UDO : So that’s what sandwiches meant.
42 : Huh?
UDO : That’s all the hermit crabs eat. I think there’s a law about it or something.
Hermit King : Now hand them over please. Before someone gets (throws loose crate) hurt!
42 uses his powers to transform the crate into leaves, which disperse on the ground.
Hermit King : Hmph. You’re getting on my nerves.
42 creates a small portal next to him and puts his arm through. The other end is next to Hermit King’s head, and 42 grabs the crown and pulls it through the portal.
Hermit King : Now you’ve done it!
42 just creates a cage around Hermit King, stopping the crustacean in his tracks.
Hermit King : Release me!
42 just walks away.
Hermit King : Can I at least have my crown back?
42 tosses the crown at the cage and Hermit King snatches it up. 42 walks towards the plaza center, UDO walking by his side. 42 puts the three keys on a string around his neck.
UDO : We did it! We actually did it!
42 : I guess.
UDO : Oh come on, this is something to celebrate!
42 : We have the keys, but we still don’t have the vault. Do you know where it is?
UDO : No, but I think they do.
UDO points to the keys, which look like they’re being pulled by an invisible force. No matter how 42 turns, they point the same way.
42 : Interesting.
UDO : We can’t portal, seeing as we have no idea where to go. You need to create a car or something.
42 : A car?
42 creates a motorcycle.
42 : No, we’re travelling in style.
He hops on and revs the engine. He rides out of the plaza, UDO floating after him. The keys point the way, and after a while they see the vault. It’s sitting next to the wall, which is still. 42 pulls up next to it, and takes the keys off his neck.
42 : Here it is.
He walks over to the vault. Before he can open it the creak of the towers breaking can be heard in the distance.
UDO : What was that?
42 : I think that was the…
The wall begins moving, but instead of absorbing the vault it just pushes it along. It slams into 42 and he grabs on before he’s sent into the wall. He grips the side, slowly losing his hold on the vault. The keys slip from his finger, but he barely manages to catch it with his foot. With a burst of energy he heaves himself on top of the vault, putting the keys back on his neck. He creates a portal underneath the vault, but the wall is moving fast enough that it pushes the vault past it before it can fall in. He tries a few more times with the same results. He then creates a portal a little ways ahead, and this time he and the vault fall through. He lands on the ground first, rolling to dodge the incoming vault. It lands just inches from him, creating an indent in the ground. He gets up and approaches the vault.
42 : There’s no keyholes.
UDO : Give it a moment.
Three slots open up, revealing there are in fact keyholes.
42 : Here goes nothing.
He inserts the first key while UDO watches in anticipation. He turns it, and the sounds of depressurizing air can be heard. He places in and turns the second key, a complex series of clicks can be heard. With the final key the vault door slowly swings open, steam rushing out and obscuring the contents. 42 squints into the vault, and sees a flash of movement. Something smacks him in the head, and runs out of the vault. 42 stumbles and then falls unconscious. We cut to the train, powered up by the Yellow Triangle. Rose looks longingly at the wall in the distance.
Rose : They’re all gone.
Hatter can be seen updating his Muffilodex, and DS-32 is cleaning his plasma shotgun. Dollskit, Banjo, and Tigerman are playing cards.
Dollskit : Yahtzee.
In the train engine, Fox and Wolf stand next to Flaky.
Flaky : We get to the plaza, then what? We just let the wall consume us? Finally be free of this endless cycle of suffering?
Wolf : Well…uh…
Fox : No better place to die than home.
Wolf : The plaza is in the center of the dimension. It’ll give us the most time to prepare for the Disciplined One’s attack.
Fox : Face it. He’s already won. The wall won’t stop, and eventually it’ll get us.
Wolf : It’s not over until it’s over! We can’t give up. I can’t give up. DoggyBob put me in charge.
Fox : And what a wonderful job you’ve done so far.
Fox walks out and leaves Wolf alone with Conductor Flaky. Wolf slumps down.
Conductor Flaky : There, there. The despair of reality gets to us all.
DS-32 wanders in.
DS-32 : Oh hey. I just came to check in on the Yellow Triangle.
He walks to where the Yellow Triangle is floating, wired up to the train.
DS-32 : How are you feeling?
Yellow Triangle : I saw death, and he saw me.
DS-32 : Woah. You’re sounding like Conductor Flaky. Do you want to talk about it?
Yellow Triangle : Leave me alone. Nothing you say will bring him back.
DS-32 : I lost my best friends back there. You’re not alone.
DS-32 walks out. Wolf buries his head in his hands.
Wolf : Where’s DoggyBob when you need him.

(Scene 16)
We begin in front of a warehouse, the scene black and white. The title card says that we are in Dimension 461-M. We pan up to an office window overlooking the place. Inside is a large mob boss and his two bodyguards.
Bodyguard : Sir, if I may, I don't think it's safe for you here. We have a hover car ready, just give the word.
Bodyguard 2 : Rumor has it that 42 guy’s been runnin’ around here.
Boss : Heh. Assassin 42 ain’t nothin’. We’ve taken out the other 41, this one will be no different.
Bodyguard : If you insist, sir.
The door is kicked down, revealing I-am-me_42. He draws twin pistols and takes out the bodyguards. Before he can fire at the boss, the boss rips the pistols out of his hands. 42 takes a blow to the face, and he draws a plasma katana. He ignites it and swings, but the boss catches his arm. The blade drops, and goes out.
Boss : Just what are you here to do?
42 : Finish the mission.
42 uses his foot to toss the hilt in the air. He catches it in his left hand and ignites it square in the boss’s stomach. The boss falls over as 42 activates a communicator.
42 : I’ve taken out the boss.
Mysterious Voice : Good work 42. Take out the scientist, and the mission is complete.
42 : Yes sir.
42 wanders out of the office and into the warehouse. He wanders around the boxes until he hears a noise. He kicks over a crate and sees the scientist cowering behind it.
Scientist : Please…please don’t hurt me.
42 : That’s not how this works.
He ignites his blade.
Scientist : Who are you?!?
42 : I am me.
42 stalls a bit. He notices a machine clutched in the scientist’s hands.
42 : Whatcha got there?
Scientist : An interdimensional gateway machine. It allows you to go anywhere in the multiverse.
42 : Smart stuff. Shame you won’t be able to use that brain of yours much longer.
Scientist : No! Spare me, please! I’ll give you this machine! You can escape!
42 poises the blade to strike. But he hesitates.
Mysterious Voice : Do it. You always complete the mission.
Scientist : Don’t listen to him! You can walk away.
42 : I always complete the mission.
42 stabs the scientist, then extinguishes the blade. He throws it aside.
Mysterious Voice : Congratulations Assassin 42. You have neutralized the targets. Return to base, authorities are on their way. I just want to say…
42 crushes the communicator in his hand. He walks over to the machine, and pries it from the lifeless scientist. He presses every button he can, until one works. A portal opens up to the Shenanigan Dimension, and he begins to walk towards it.
UDO : There you are!
42 : Ahhh!
The UDO appears out of thin air, and 42 jumps back.
UDO : So you can be surprised!
She takes a good look around.
UDO : You were an assassin? Huh. You were so good at shielding this part of your life, I never thought I’d ever see it.
She turns back towards 42.
UDO : Back on track. I don’t want to interrupt this whole reliving your memories thing, but you have to wake up.
42 : Wait, what’s happe…
The UDO places her hands on his temples, and he wakes up. But instead of being in front of it, he’s inside it. He stumbles to his feet as the vault door slams shut. He rushes over, but is too late.
UDO : And you blew it.
42 : Why am I in here!?!
UDO : Some guy shoved you in here. It was kinda weird to be honest.
42 attempts to open a portal, but it fizzles out each time.
42 : No portals. Great.
42 looks around the vault. He notices a sword near the edge, and picks it up.
42 : What is this?
UDO : The reason for opening the vault.
42 picks it up, turning it over in his hand.
UDO : Behold! The Shananiblade! It’s the only weapon capable of harming the Disciplined One.
42 : It won’t do us any good in here.
42 sits down, and leans against the side.
UDO : What are you doing?
42 : Thinking.

(Scene 17)
We cut to the main crew in the train. Banjo, Tigerman, and Dollskit are still playing cards. Dollskit has a mountain of chips while the other two have just a few..
Dollskit : Queen me!
Banjo : How are you winning?
Dollskit : Pure skill.
The plaza comes into view, and the train begins to slow down.
Conductor Flaky : Approaching the plaza!
The train comes to a stop at the plaza station. Everyone gets off, except Conductor Flaky.
DS-32 : You coming?
Conductor Flaky : We’re all gonna die anyway, so I’d like to do it on my train.
Hatter : Oh, I get it. Captain goes down with his ship!
Conductor Flaky : Captain? I’m a conductor, thank you.
They leave Conductor Flaky at the station, and wander towards the plaza square. Banjo passes the Shenanigan Vault, and pauses for a moment.
Banjo : That’s new.
He goes inside his lab, and places some obamium inside a futuristic gauntlet. He puts it on, and goes back out. Elsewhere in the plaza, Wolf, Hatter, and Rose come across Hermit King in his cage.
Hermit King : Oh. You survived. How unfortunate.
Rose : Why are you in a cage?
Hermit King : Uhhh…because I feel like it! But you should get me out of it, not that I can’t…
Wolf : (Sigh) Get him out.
Hatter manages to get the cage open. Everyone eventually converges in the plaza square, the turkey-bacon quesadilla tree standing there. Tigerman stands there for a bit, looking at one of his monitors. We see a replay of DuhSonic’s drone footage. The pumpkin-headed figure can barely be seen in the corner.
Tigerman : Got you.
Tigerman activates a scanner and it leads him towards the edge of the plaza. He stops at an unfinished house, the unfinished walls being covered with tarps. He opens the door, but it’s too dark to see. A pair of hands grab Tigerman and push a cloth over his mouth. The pumpkin headed figure is briefly seen dragging Tigerman inside. Back at the plaza square, everyone is at a loss at what to do. The wall is now visible.
Hatter : Wall’s almost here. Anything you guys want to do for the last time?
Fox looks over them, seeing how hopeless they are.
Fox : (Muttering) Curse you stupid emotions.
He stands in front of the others.
Fox : No one’s doing anything for the last time. Not today, at least.
Wolf : Didn’t you just say everything was hopeless?
Fox : I was…(sigh) wrong. I can give us one last chance. If we fail, it’s over for good.
He stands a ways to the side.
Fox : Everyone might want to back up.
He kneels down.
Fox : Master, I beg of you. Grant us your strength, use your essence to defy destruction.
A rumbling can be heard. A tendril of RBN comes out of the ground, connecting with Fox’s arm. Soon another connects, and another, and they slowly lift Fox into the air.
Fox : Let us be one! Let us drive away the forces of order!
Banjo : And I thought I was the crazy one.
Banjo licks his obamium gauntlet, Fox raises his arms, and massive tendrils of RBN shoot out around the plaza. They grow and shift, eventually creating a barrier around the place. The wall finally reaches them, clashing against the RBN. But it holds, and the wall is forced to seemingly stop. It does move very slowly.
Fox : That’ll only last for an hour or two. The Disciplined One probably won’t wait that long. Prepare yourselves.
We cut to inside the vault. 42 uses his powers to try and transform the wall into leaves, but the second he stops they revert back to solid metal.
UDO : That won’t work. This vault’s made of the same stuff as the sword. Well, it does have some steel mixed in, but…
42 : Can you please stop talking? It’s hard to concentrate.
UDO : Fine. Be that way.
We cut to Tigerman, who wakes up tied to a chair. Several barrels surround him.The disassembled remains of Fluffitron lie off to the side, and the pumpkin-headed figure silently sits in the corner.
Calavarr : Wakey wakey.
Tigerman : Who are you!
Calavarr : I am Calavarr. Pleasure to meet you.
Calavarr steps forward, his pumpkin head glinting in the low light.
Tigerman : What are the barrels for?
He stands next to Tigerman, and leans in.
Calavarr : I’d thought you’d recognized them. This here is twenty-four barrels of Taco grease, and a bit of Bideum. Highly explosive.
Tigerman : You wouldn’t.
Calavarr : Oh, but I would! I thought that by cutting fuel lines, taking out towers, or blocking up train wheels I could get rid of you. Clearly I was wrong.
Tigerman : What’s your play here?
Calavarr : Once I’ve blown up you and your friends, the Disciplined One will accept my service with open arms. We will be side by side while the world falls.
Tigerman : That guy is crazy!
Calavarr : He is a visionary! Ever since his first broadcast I have followed in his ways. A new world is on the horizon, and I will be part of it.
Calavarr lifts up the wick that leads to all the barrels.
Calavarr : Drat. I forgot my fire starter. Be right back!
He leaves the unfinished house. Tigerman begins to shuffle his chair, inching towards the door. We cut back to the main fighters, waiting for the DO’s inevitable appearance.
Hermit King : When I get my claws on him, he’ll wish he was never born.
Dollskit : When I get MY claws on him…wait, I don’t have claws.
DS-32 : Hey guys? Does anyone else hear a choir?
The coob comes out from the branches of the Turkey-Bacon quesadilla tree. It makes a small squeak.
DS-32 : So that’s where you went. We could have used your help back there buddy.
DS-32 pets the coob and we pan over to Wolf and Hatter. Wolf clutches a crowbar while Hatter has picked up a small pistol and a sword.
Hatter : A crowbar?
Wolf : It was the only thing left in the weapon room. That and the headcrab.
Hatter hands him the sword.
Wolf : Thanks, man.
We go to Fox
Fox : I feel something. He’s coming through.
A blast comes out of the RBN barrier. The DO steps through the hole before it reseals itself. The fighters prepare to battle.
DO : Your spirit is admirable, yet misplaced. I will take great pleasure in dispatching each of you.
Hermit King : You destroyed my people. Now I will destroy your stupid face!
Hermit King grabs the DO with his claws before he can even react. He slams him into the ground, and begins hitting him over and over with his claws.
Hermit King : This is for #76! And #77! And #78! I didn’t really care for #79, but this is for #80!
Hermit King tires out and leaves the DO. He walks over to the others.
Hemit King : That felt good.
Wolf : You might want to…
Hermit King : Don’t interrupt! Of course, I believe you owe me for that. Seeing as I just took him out.
Hatter : Behind you!
Hermit King : No worries, he can’t hurt you.
The DO blasts the hermit king, and stumbles to his feet. He sees Fox, and prepares to blast him. Before he can, the others attack. We cut to Tigerman, who is still scooting towards the door. Calavarr returns, a match in hand. He strikes it and lights the fuse.
Calavarr : So long!
Calavarr leaves, and Tigerman scoots forward faster. He loses balance, and falls on his face. He notices a small gap in the ground, and begins kicking it. A trapdoor falls open, revealing an entrance to the catacombs. He scoots over, and falls in. The chair shatters, and he is able to escape his bonds. He runs down the catacombs, and disappears from sight. Back at the main fight, the fighters are trying their best to take the DO down. The DO attempts to blast Fox, but Rose grabs his arm and shoves it upwards. Wolf takes a swing at the DO’s stomach with his sword. It connects, but the suit quickly heals. Banjo leaps forward with his Obamium Gauntlet and gives a supercharged punch to the DO. DS-32 and Hatter provide cover fire. The DO pushes Rose away, and blasts at Fox again. Dollskit runs and jumps, and eats the blast. As he lands the energy vaporizes him from the inside out. The DO pushes forward, the fighters slowly falling back. A massive explosion happens behind them, the fuse finally reaching the barrels. They are all knocked over by the shockwave. DS-32 gets up, and sees his plasma shotgun sparking and slightly bent.
DS-32 : Oh no.
He’s forced to duck for cover as the DO sends a blast. With most of the remaining fighters ducking for cover, the DO finally has a clear shot at Fox. He sends a blast, but more tendrils shoot out of the ground and take the hit. DS-32 Grabs the coob, and points their face down. He squeezes it, and a pile of objects fall out of their mouth. The objects grow and grow until he is standing on top of a large pile. DS-32 leaps onto the roof of one of the remaining houses, and sends random objects flying at the DO, some hitting him. The DO ignores it until a refrigerator is sent flying. It hits him straight on, and the DO falls to the ground. Banjo takes advantage and sends a beam of energy from the gauntlet’s palm. The DO sends a counter blast, and Banjo ducks behind the fridge. Banjo looks out to send another attack, but the DO manages to blast him. Back in the vault, 42 is still attempting to escape. He has placed the sword on his back, and is attempting to transform the walls.
UDO : It’s not going to work. It’s just going to go back to the way it was.
42 : That’s what I’m counting on.
42’s eyes begin to glow, and the symbol of the UDO begins to appear on his forehead. The vault wall begins to transform into air, the hole growing larger. It begins to shrink a little as 42 loses strength. The UDO closes her eyes, and places her hand on his shoulder. The hole begins to grow again, until almost the entire wall is gone. 42 stops transforming it, and leaps through. It immediately begins to close, and is completely back to normal by the time he hits the ground.
42 looks around, and sees Calavarr sneaking around.
42 : Hey you!
Calavarr : Me?
UDO : That’s the guy who shoved you in the vault.
42 : He’s gonna regret that.
UDO : This is going to be awesome.
Calavarr : You seem familiar…
42 : Shut up.
He swings with the Shenaniblade, but Calavar knocks it out of his hands.
Calavarr : Not so tough without…
42 socks him in the jaw. Calavarr stumbles back, then swings back. They begin to brawl and we cut back to the main fight. DS-32 is leaping from roof to roof, dodging blasts and sending objects at the DO. He leaps from one roof to another, but the roof collapses under him. A leg falls off in the impact, exposed wires sparking.
DS-32 : This is what I get for being a robot.
He picks it up and begins to reattach it. He looks at the coob and comforts it.
DS-32 : Seems to be fine.
The coob looks scared, and stares at the wall.
DS-32 : What is it?
A blast bursts through the side of the building, hitting the two. We cut back to Wolf, Hatter, and Rose hiding.
Wolf : Where is he?

(Scene 18)
The Disciplined One approaches Fox.
DO : It’s time for this resistance to end.
He raises his arm, preparing to blast. Before he does, a portal opens behind him. The DO lowers his arm and turns around.
DoggyBob : Hey there, Mac. I’m looking for someone. About yea high, terrible fashion sense, hates fun…wait a minute, that’s you!
DO : I was wondering when you’d show up.
DoggyBob : I didn’t know I was famous in the premortal beings community. Are you the president of my fanclub?
DO : I’ve been watching this dimension for a long time. I know who you are, DoggyBobToons. You’re the reason for my quest. Their fates were sealed by you.
DoggyBob : I see. Counter point, nuh uh.
The DO sends a blast, but DoggyBob moves out of the way. He sends another one, but DoggyBob dodges that one as well. The DO begins sending more blasts. DoggyBob dodges each one rapidly. (“Isn’t cut in half” reference. Technically it was Umbozu, but I don’t care.)
DO : Fine. I’ll do it the old fashioned way.
He gets into a fighting stance. He looks around for DoggyBob, but the blue canine has disappeared. He feels a tap on his shoulder.
DoggyBob : Wanna see something cool?
He gives the DO a slap.
DoggyBob : How do you feel about that? Need some ice for your boo boo?
DO : I can vaporize you in an instant.
DoggyBob : And I can control the dimension’s physics.
The camera angle flips upside down, and then DoggyBob and the DO fall. DoggyBob has reversed gravity.
DO : How?
DoggyBob : I have the deed to the dimension. By the way, want to know the best part of going up?
The camera angle flips over again.
DoggyBob : Coming back down.
The gravity is reverted back to normal for the two. The DO falls fast, impacting the ground. DoggyBob lazily drifts down, but slips on landing.
DO : I am the Disciplined One! Champion of order and destroyer of chaos! You are beneath me!
DoggyBob : Hi Disciplined One, I’m dad!
Before DoggyBob can do anything, the DO attacks him. He grabs him by the throat, tossing him up in the air. He delivers a punch that sends DoggyBob flying, showcasing his previously unused strength. DoggyBob stumbles to his feet, before the DO rushes over and grabs him. The DO runs with DoggyBob, gaining speed, and leaps into the air. The DO slams him into the earth and DoggyBob skids along the ground. Their battle has landed them near the train tracks, and DoggyBob crawls onto them. The two exchange blows, and we see the train in the distance. We cut to Conductor Flaky’s POV, who is watching the battle go down. The Yellow Triangle is still with him.
Conductor Flaky : I didn’t know that Disciplined One guy could fight like that.
Yellow Triangle : He’s here?
Conductor Flaky : Yeah. Why?
He turns around and sees the Yellow Triangle is gone. We cut to the Yellow Triangle zipping towards the DO. They angle themselves point-first, ready to attack. The DO briefly stops beating up DoggyBob and blasts the Yellow Triangle out of the sky.
DO : Now where were we?
DoggyBob : Getting hit by a train?
DO : Getting hit by a what?
DoggyBob rolls off the track. The train runs over the DO, dragging him along. It approaches the wall, still being held back by the RBN. We cut to Fox, who sees the train moving towards the wall.
Fox : Conductor Flaky, you madman.
Back at the tracks, A portion of the RBN opens up wide enough for the train to fit through. Back at the plaza square, Wolf, Hatter, and Rose emerge from their hiding spots.
Wolf : We need to help DoggyBob!
They rush over to the tracks, and help the injured DoggyBob to his feet.
Rose : Are you okay? Is anything hurt?
DoggyBob : Just my pride. And maybe a few ribs.
They help him back to the plaza square. We cut back to the train. The DO struggles to his feet, skidding along the track. His chest crystal begins to glow, and a massive blast fires from it. Another crack forms, but the entire middle of the train is vaporized along with Conductor Flaky. The remaining parts fall to the side, skidding past the DO. He starts heading towards Fox, but two RBN tendrils erupt from the ground around him. He blasts them, but they regrow. More and more tendrils appear, slowly covering the DO. He charges up a chest blast as the RBN completely covers him. It fires out of the RBN, rocketing straight at Fox. Fox creates several barriers of tendrils, but each of them are just vaporized by the blast. One by one they fall until the blast swallows Fox. Without Fox’s command, the RBN shrinks back into the ground. The wall begins to move once more. The DO stands triumphantly as the wall goes past him.
DO : At long last. Silence.
We cut to Tigerman underground. He sees it approaching in the tunnel he’s in. He tries to run, but is taken by the wall. We cut to I-am-me_42 and Calavarr. Calavarr is on the ground, broken and bruised. He sees the wall, and laughs.
Calavarr : He won.
He stands to his feet, and runs towards the wall. He puts his arms out and embraces it as it swallows him.
UDO : Quick! Use the blade!
42 slashes the wall as it comes at him, creating a hole. Instead of being vaporized, he ends up safely on the other side. We cut to Wolf, Hatter, Rose, and DoggyBob. The wall gains closer, and they watch in defeat.
Hatter : It’s over.
DoggyBob crawls to the Turkey-Bacon Quesadilla tree, the exact center of the plaza.
DoggyBob : I suggest we cozy up with the quesadilla tree. Not like we can do anything else.
The four sit around the tree, watching the wall get closer.
Wolf : I just want to say, I’m happy to be with you guys. It’s nice to face the end with friends.
Rose : Don’t talk like that. We’ll make it. Someone will appear, and it will all be okay.
Hatter just shakes his head. DoggyBob pulls out a few juice boxes.
DoggyBob : I was saving these for if we won, but might as well have them now.
The other three take them.
DoggyBob : To the end of the world.
Wolf, Hatter, & Rose : To the end of the world. The wall closes in, and the dimension is still. Everything is gone, replaced by an inky black void. We cut to I-am-me_42, the only remnant of what one stood.
42 : Undisciplined One? Where are you!
He gets no reply. He sinks down to his knees in despair.
42 : I’m alone.

THE END

(After credit scene)
We find ourselves in a white void, Wolf is sleeping while he drifts along. We hear the UDO’s voice.
UDO : (Whisper) Wake up.
Wolf’s eyes snap open. The camera pans and reveals that everything that was blasted or sucked into the wall is floating in this void. We linger on the floating debris and people, then fade to black.

The void is the one from cirgle

i ain't reading all that, just tell me what changed plz

Link me them assets and ima see what i can do

Golly gee whillikers, this project is going to be humongous! Anyway, yeah, I'll help out. What may I be of assistance on?

Redpikmindoesthings wrote:

Golly gee whillikers, this project is going to be humongous! Anyway, yeah, I'll help out. What may I be of assistance on?

I'm compiling assets for now, and most information will be there. For now I was thinking you'd do scenes 7 through 11, but for now just sit tight. Thanks for the help!

Who is tigerman T-T

kuliperos wrote:

Who is tigerman T-T

User @Tigermann_ . He created the The Shenanigan Dimension Autonomous Collection And Processing System (SDACAPS). Why do you ask?

The_Disciplined_One wrote:

kuliperos wrote:

Who is tigerman T-T

User @Tigermann_ . He created the The Shenanigan Dimension Autonomous Collection And Processing System (SDACAPS). Why do you ask?

I just dont know where i can get the assets for him
i checked the characters desc project and his profile (at least i think it was his)

kuliperos wrote:

The_Disciplined_One wrote:

kuliperos wrote:

Who is tigerman T-T

User @Tigermann_ . He created the The Shenanigan Dimension Autonomous Collection And Processing System (SDACAPS). Why do you ask?

I just dont know where i can get the assets for him
i checked the characters desc project and his profile (at least i think it was his)

I did include him in the assets project, unless you didn't get that. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1067157466/editor