Break phone

storytime!!
Dave was having the worst nightmare of his life by far, the stress being so much he was sleeping in the 3D Realm. He shoke very wildly, his heart beating really fast. All he could see were flashing red shapes, a recap in the back, and AN EYE.
He felt he was ready to drop unconscious, his eyes extremely shut, when… “Dave?”
He and his eyes loosened up. He can’t think straight, but he knows there’s someone talking to him. “You there?”
There it was again. The shapes and eye started to disappear into the darkness, a voice in the distance shouting [DAVE!!!! I WILL COME BACK!!! YOU AND YOUR STUPID SHORT FARMER BUDDY WILL NOT SURV Gone. Everything all black. Dave could think again, his body loose. He said to himDAVE WAKE UP!!!!!!
Dave woke up startled in his bed, the farmer standing beside it. Dave toke a little to get his thoughts straight, and with a tired but concerned expression, “Bambi… no need to scare- need to startle me like that, ha..ha!” He yawned. “What is it?”
“my phoen broke”

i can’t tell stories I’m the only one who doesn’t know how to make a good dnb story

There was a scientist named Dave and a farmer named Bambi. The end.

-Bembex_Real- wrote:

i can’t tell stories I’m the only one who doesn’t know how to make a good dnb story

story: one day bembex lived and breathed air. THE END

The Screwed Incident
One day, Bambi was farming his corn, as usual, when he realized he had to go buy more corn seeds. So he left.
When he came back, he discovered somebody stepped on his phone. And he knew exactly who.
So Bambi went to Bfs house, and showed BF the phone. Bf was incredibly in denial about it. They settled on a rap battle. If BF lost, his mic would be broken by Bambi. If Bambi lost, he would say it’s a draw.
So Screwed happened.
Halfway through the song it turned 3D.

Then Dave interrupted because his wheelchair broke, and he was so angry he was standing up. So it was basically Dave’s part of Screwedathon.
Then Dingle appeared sitting on the toilet. So he had to rap battle Dingle now. After that happened, Sans appeared.
BF was getting very triggered. By the time True Screwed Expunged came around, BF was practically spamming notes. LOUDLY.

Then the Amen break guy came around and BF finally got a.. well.. break.
After that happened, Screwed.Exe came because his phone broke too.
Then Bambi came back and singed weird tune. In 2D.

By the time he was done, a boulder came and took the spotlight.
After that Jen appeared and attempted to screw Bf.
Then Bambi and Father appeared with Jen and they sung a song.

The end.

Yeah I basically gave Screwedathon a story.

Scratchbeginner5669 wrote:

bambi’s aggravation got cancelled btw

NOOOOOO THAT WAS MY 5TH FAVORITE MOD

wait funkipedia exists im gonna steal the entire mod soundtrack and put it on scratch and rechart it and add more songs so i can revive the mod

also ima use the censored version of enrageful (known as a bad word in the mod O_O)

The Great Garden Chaos Chronicles
The Beginning of Dave's Sentient Garden
Dave had always been a fan of the calm and methodical art of gardening, which provided a peaceful escape from the chaos of rap battles. One day, armed with a trowel, a watering can, and a few packets of seeds, he set out to create a garden in the backyard of his chaotic FNF universe. Little did he know that the seeds he’d bought were no ordinary seeds—they’d been enchanted by a mysterious, mischievous vendor who assured him they’d “make his garden special.”
As the plants started to grow, Dave noticed something strange. The tomatoes seemed to shift positions on their own, the strawberries hummed faint tunes, and the cucumbers formed smiling faces. Soon, the plants began talking, revealing that they were sentient. Dave was taken aback but saw the garden as his new pride and joy, vowing to care for his “living crops.”
The Arrival of Bandu
Enter Bandu, bursting onto the scene with his ever-chaotic energy. Seeing the vibrant garden, Bandu had a revelation: pancakes should be able to grow like plants. Without asking permission, he storms into the garden, armed with syrup fountains, pancake mix, and glitter. He starts planting pancakes, and to everyone’s surprise (and horror), pancake trees begin sprouting, complete with syrup-dripping branches and sparkling leaves.
While Dave tries to rein in the chaos, Bandu modifies the syrup fountains to create Syrup-Fueled Pancake Geysers, launching pancakes high into the sky. Bambi, intrigued by the fountains, joins Bandu to catch flying pancakes, oblivious to the fact that the original plants are glaring at him in judgment.
Bambi’s Realization
As Bambi happily munches on a syrup-covered branch from a pancake tree, Tom the Tomato—the leader of the sentient plants—finally snaps and yells, “STOP EATING US!” Bambi freezes, horrified. The realization that he’s been eating living plants hits him hard, and his usual chaotic demeanor fades. “I didn’t… I didn’t mean to hurt anyone,” he stammers, his voice shaky. Feeling overwhelming guilt, Bambi vows to never eat the plants again.
He sits in the middle of the garden, quietly apologizing. The sentient plants, initially upset, soften when they see how genuinely remorseful he is. Tom, still annoyed but moved by Bambi’s reaction, tells him he can make things right by helping care for the garden. Bambi agrees, though his attempts at gardening—like accidentally soaking himself while watering—lead to plenty of funny mishaps.
The Rise of the Syrup Empire
Meanwhile, Bandu continues to wreak havoc with the syrup fountains. He rigs them to create a Syrup Slip ’n Slide Arena, forcing everyone into syrup-skating competitions. Expunged surprises everyone by displaying graceful skating moves, while Bambi keeps slipping into pancake trees.
Bandu, not content with regular syrup fountains, adds glitter and a “secret ingredient” (a clean sock, naturally) to the mix. This experiment accidentally creates sentient syrup monsters—sticky beings that roam the garden, hugging everything in sight, including the sentient plants. Tom protests loudly, declaring this the worst thing to ever happen to the garden.
Expunged’s Retaliation
Fed up with the madness, Expunged summons a sugar tornado to clean up the syrup-coated garden. Bandu, thrilled by the chaos, turns the tornado into a sugary fireworks display, declaring it the highlight of his “Syrup Festival.” Bambi attempts to help clean up the garden to make up for his mistakes, but instead manages to get stuck in syrup himself.
Dave finally steps in to restore order, convincing Bandu to redirect his syrup fountains to a pancake-only zone and leave the sentient plants in peace. Reluctantly, Bandu agrees, but not before hosting one last event—a pancake-themed rap battle against the syrup monsters.
The Syrupy Resolution
With the syrup fountains confined to their new pancake zone, the sentient plants reclaim their part of the garden. While Bandu continues his antics in the pancake patch, Bambi earns the plants’ trust by caring for them (and accidentally causing some chaos in the process). Dave breathes a sigh of relief, knowing his beloved garden is safe—for now.
But Bandu, being Bandu, is already plotting his next great syrup invention, leaving everyone wondering what chaos he’ll unleash next.
Dave’s Breaking Point
After days of syrupy chaos, pancake geysers, and glitter-coated disasters, Dave finally reaches his limit. His once-beautiful garden—a peaceful haven of sentient plants—has been turned into a sticky, glitter-filled warzone. Pancake trees overshadow the tomatoes, syrup monsters roam freely, and the plants are constantly complaining about the mess. Even Tom the Tomato stages a mini protest, holding a little sign that says, “NO MORE SYRUP!”
Dave decides enough is enough. It’s time to put an end to Bandu’s reign of syrupy terror once and for all.
Dave’s Master Plan
Knowing he can’t out-chaos Bandu, Dave opts for a more strategic approach. He secretly enlists the help of the sentient plants, Bambi, and even Expunged (though Expunged agrees only because he’s bored). Together, they devise a plan to outsmart Bandu by appealing to his one true weakness: his love of pancakes.
Step 1: The Ultimate Pancake Decoy Dave constructs a massive, towering pancake sculpture in the middle of the garden, complete with syrup waterfalls and glitter sprinkles. The sculpture is so over-the-top that even Bandu can’t resist its allure. As soon as Bandu spots it, he’s captivated, declaring it his “greatest dream come true.”
Step 2: The Syrup Sabotage While Bandu is distracted by the pancake sculpture, the plants work together to redirect all the syrup fountains back into a single underground reservoir. Expunged uses his powers to seal off the fountains, and Bambi helps clean up the garden by (surprisingly) not causing more chaos.
Step 3: The Syrup-Free Zone Dave creates a special “Pancake Zone” just for Bandu—a designated area where Bandu can plant all the pancake trees he wants, complete with a personal syrup fountain. The rest of the garden is declared a syrup-free sanctuary, much to the relief of Tom the Tomato and the other plants.
The Final Showdown
When Bandu finally realizes the syrup fountains have been redirected, he initially throws a glittery tantrum, spinning in circles and yelling, “You can’t stop the syrup!” But when he sees the Pancake Zone, he immediately cheers up. “My own pancake kingdom? This is even better!” he exclaims, donning a crown made of syrup-coated pancakes and declaring himself “King Bandu of Pancake Land.”
Dave sighs in relief, knowing the chaos has been (mostly) contained. The garden is finally restored to its former glory, with the sentient plants happily thriving and no longer dodging syrup monsters. Even Tom grudgingly admits that Dave’s plan was a success.
Peace at Last… For Now
With the Pancake Zone keeping Bandu occupied, the garden returns to a semblance of peace. Bambi continues to care for the plants, making amends for his earlier mistakes, and Expunged finds a new hobby in sculpting glittery sugar tornadoes. Dave, finally able to relax, enjoys the fruits (and vegetables) of his labor once more.
But as Bandu builds his pancake kingdom taller and taller, a single thought lingers in everyone’s minds: What syrup-fueled chaos will he come up with next?

The Great Garden Chaos Chronicles
The Beginning of Dave's Sentient Garden
Dave had always been a fan of the calm and methodical art of gardening, which provided a peaceful escape from the chaos of rap battles. One day, armed with a trowel, a watering can, and a few packets of seeds, he set out to create a garden in the backyard of his chaotic FNF universe. Little did he know that the seeds he’d bought were no ordinary seeds—they’d been enchanted by a mysterious, mischievous vendor who assured him they’d “make his garden special.”
As the plants started to grow, Dave noticed something strange. The tomatoes seemed to shift positions on their own, the strawberries hummed faint tunes, and the cucumbers formed smiling faces. Soon, the plants began talking, revealing that they were sentient. Dave was taken aback but saw the garden as his new pride and joy, vowing to care for his “living crops.”

cough I see we are posting stories now but mine are very graphic sigh (and I'm not interested in censoring any of it bc I believe art shouldn't be censored) It's actually highly unfinished and I'm still trying to make it look more like a story written by someone close to my age instead of a 4th grader sigh

Zack_39450 wrote:

Break phone

*breaks phone aesthetically*

The 3D Adventure - Part 1 of 1

It was a quiet spring afternoon in Fort Geraldson. Bambi – as usual – was protecting his corn from corn thieves, while Dave was watching birds through a pair of binoculars. Meanwhile, Tristan was playing a game of hide-and-seek with no-one, and he was winning. Suddenly, the sky became a dark shade of purple.

"Hey Dave, the sky is purple.“

”Bambi, is this another prank of yours? Two weeks ago, you put two tablespoons of salt in my coffee, and yesterday, you told me there was a sign saying “gullible” on the ceiling!"

Dave then looked up. The sky was purple.

"Bambi! Tristan! We have to hide in the basement right. Now.“

Tristan was about to ask his dad why they had to hide in the basement when a large red portal appeared underneath their feet.

”Oh no…“

When they woke up, they were no longer in Fort Geraldson. They were in the 3D Realm. Dave tried screaming for help, but his words were in Morse code. Suddenly, Dave – as well as Bambi and Tristan – heard a distorted voice.

”I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU…"

"What will happen next? Will our heroes escape the 3D Realm? Will any corn thieves steal corn from Bambi's farm? And whose voice is that?"

This story was not generated by AI.

I headcanon that Jen is somehow related to Bambi.
I like Jen she’s my favorite character in Bambi’s Aggravation.

-Bembex_Real- wrote:

I headcanon that Jen is somehow related to Bambi.
I like Jen she’s my favorite character in Bambi’s Aggravation.

I thought Jen and father were just regular bambi

Zack_39450 wrote:

-Bembex_Real- wrote:

I headcanon that Jen is somehow related to Bambi.
I like Jen she’s my favorite character in Bambi’s Aggravation.

I thought Jen and father were just regular bambi

In funkipedia it lists them as separate characters and says that Jen is related to Bambi but it could be wrong.
But in the context of my headcanon the three are related
Mother is not related appearently

fanart time


i think Jen is mad

the urge to make an animation for nutterbutter’s lyrics section
obviously its going to have to be censored both in audio and with visuals that scratch is fine with if i DO end up working on that

The Great Garden Chaos Chronicles
The Arrival of Bandu
Enter Bandu, bursting onto the scene with his ever-chaotic energy. Seeing the vibrant garden, Bandu had a revelation: pancakes should be able to grow like plants. Without asking permission, he storms into the garden, armed with syrup fountains, pancake mix, and glitter. He starts planting pancakes, and to everyone’s surprise (and horror), pancake trees begin sprouting, complete with syrup-dripping branches and sparkling leaves.
While Dave tries to rein in the chaos, Bandu modifies the syrup fountains to create Syrup-Fueled Pancake Geysers, launching pancakes high into the sky. Bambi, intrigued by the fountains, joins Bandu to catch flying pancakes, oblivious to the fact that the original plants are glaring at him in judgment.

my_c00l_games wrote:

The Great Garden Chaos Chronicles
The Arrival of Bandu
Enter Bandu, bursting onto the scene with his ever-chaotic energy. Seeing the vibrant garden, Bandu had a revelation: pancakes should be able to grow like plants. Without asking permission, he storms into the garden, armed with syrup fountains, pancake mix, and glitter. He starts planting pancakes, and to everyone’s surprise (and horror), pancake trees begin sprouting, complete with syrup-dripping branches and sparkling leaves.
While Dave tries to rein in the chaos, Bandu modifies the syrup fountains to create Syrup-Fueled Pancake Geysers, launching pancakes high into the sky. Bambi, intrigued by the fountains, joins Bandu to catch flying pancakes, oblivious to the fact that the original plants are glaring at him in judgment.

ai?