March 3 daily - portmanteau products
Words used: party + monster (from FairyAyla)
355 words

Picture this: you’re planning a party, and you want it to be special and super fun. What if your party is boring? Imagine: Guests sitting around, bored, wondering when it will be over. The guest of honor sad they didn’t get a more special celebration. You can’t let that happen. But what can you do? It seems like nothing is good enough. Will your party be an epic fail?
Never fear, PartyOnster™ is here! PartyOnster™ is an all-new creation from FrankenFun Inc., sure to bring excitement to any party. Birthday party? Yes! Holiday party? Yes! {redacted} party? Yes! Wedding? Why not!
PartyOnster™ is a one-of-a-kind all-in-one clown, robot, dancer, and decorator, made from high-grade organically-sourced entertainers — everyone from comedians to acrobats — and lovable animals like pigs, cows, and chickens, combined with original FrankenFun tech to make a party monster everyone will love. It also comes equipped with speakers, a confetti cannon, and a flamethrower, so you can blast music, confetti, and fire!
Scared of clowns? Don’t worry! Clown makeup is entirely optional. There’s also the princess model, which is dressed just like a non-copyrighted version of your favorite movie princess! Plus, who would run away screaming from something stitched together out of human, animal, and robot parts?
Each PartyOnster™ is unique, made from its own diverse blend of parts. You can even request special features to be added to yours, like horns, extra heads, or squid tentacles, to really match the vibe of your party. Or, get one entirely custom-made! Go to frankenfun.com to build your own special party monster.
You can rent PartyOnster™ out for a day, or buy one to use again and again! It’s mostly not human, so it’s totally legal to buy and sell! Go to frankenfun.com or mangomart.com, or call 555-XXX-1818, to get one today!
PartyOnster™: throw a party no one will ever forget.
*Not available in all countries. Care and keeping of PartyOnster™ is the responsibility of the buyer. Safety not guaranteed. FrankenFun Inc. is not liable for any property damage, psychological damage, lawsuits, injuries, or fatalities that may occur from the use of our products.

Daily - March 3

Words: sushi, catapult (from minergold48)

Have you ever wanted sushi but were too lazy to pick it up off your plate and eat it? Are you hopelessly looking for an easier way to indulge your love of sushi? Well, we don’t blame you, and that’s why we have solved your problem for you.
Today, we’d like to introduce … the sushipult! This amazing contraption can catapult sushi straight into your mouth so you never have to wait for its wonderful deliciousness ever again! This portable machine can be taken to restaurants, campouts - anywhere you want sushi, we’ve got you! Plus, it comes in five collectible colors and three different sizes, so you can choose the sushipult right for you. The smallest size can fit in any standard sized purse, while our largest option fits perfectly into your suitcase so you can take it with you on elaborate vacations to the Bahamas or above the Arctic Circle! The bucket fits any sushi perfectly so you never have to watch in slow-motion horror as your beloved sushi slips out of the sushipult and onto the floor to meet its germ-induced doom, because that’s a fate we’d never wish on anyone.
You might be worried right now, wondering “how will I be able to aim the sushi into my mouth?” Well, you can stop worrying because we’ve already thought of this! Each sushipult features advanced AI technology that allows it to aim straight into your mouth with absolutely zero effort from you. And if you’re freaking out right now because you’ve signed a solemn pact not to contribute to the inevitable AI takeover of this planet, then don’t worry, because the sushipult includes manual settings as well as an easy-to-use trajectory guide, so you can launch your sushi at peace. Your sushipult also includes a handy collection of assorted magnets so you can launch your sushi right from the fridge door!
Additionally, from now until March 10, we’re holding a special deal to celebrate the release of this new product: buy one and get another one free! Gift your sushi-loving friend with a free sushipult today and have a sushipult party together!
(Sushi sold separately. Any injuries are not our fault, so don’t you dare sue us.)

(368 words)

3/3 - 388 words
“Yeah we still blanchin', we continue to blanch, that word makes sense”

Have you ever thought “Wow! I sure could use I bus I could light on fire!”?
Well oh boy do I have the product for you! The Bandle!
It’s a flammable bus! A bus made specifically to burst into flames! This couldn’t possibly go wrong!
The Bandle is great for all your flammable transport needs. Need to make an entrance? The Bandle! Need to hide some evidence? The Bandle! Need to annoy Smokey The Bear? That’s right! The Bandle!
The Bandle, it’s lit!

Bandle and co. is not responsible for any incidents that may occur on the Bandle. If you loose your life that if your own fault, you bought the flaming bus. Potential side effects may include: injury, death, burns, car crashes, uncontrollable fear, smoke inhalation, forest fires, and more. The Bandle is not eligible for any sort of car insurance. Don’t complain, you’re the one who bought the bus that lights on fire. Bandle and co. do not encourage malpractice when using the Bandle. Arson is illegal and we hope that the fire on the Bandle stays within the vehicle at all times. We do not accept responsibility for any crimes that are committed using this bus. Please consult your doctor before using the Bandle as it may have negative impacts on your physical and mental health. We do not recommend you consult a lawyer. Do not sue Bandle and co. Our ongoing lawsuits with Smokey the Bear and the general authorities are very time consuming. No one likes creativity these days. I asked for a latte this morning and the barista didn’t even do a little design. There’s no joy anymore, no whimsy. I can’t believe I’m writing disclaimers for a company that makes flammable buses, don’t they know all buses are flammable? This is stupid. Maybe I should get a new job, move out to the country. Away from all the bus fires (why is this company so successful??). I could raise some goats. Goats love creativity. That’d be nice, goats and trees and no more fire. No more bus companies to make me write stupid disclaimers. That’s what I’ll do! I’ll move, I’ll do it now, they can’t make me stay here. Their product is literally designed to crash and burn, it’s not like this part matters. That’s it. I’m moving now.

March 3rd Daily || 411 words

Cookies + Life = Lifies (life-ees)

Get your Lifeies today! Or should we say lifie. This cookie is so good you only need one in your whole life! (And considering how you're almost guaranteed to get diabetes or crash out because of how much sugar is it, you probably won't have more than one in your whole life! We don't talk about that though) With our new Lifies we have perfected the most ooey gooey chocolate you've ever tasted. We also have new flavors besides our classic Sugary Sugar Lifie and Choco Sugar Chip Lifie! We would like to now introduce you to three new flavors:

First off, a new cookie with fruit so you can pretend you're at least being a little bit healthy! The Strawberry Sugar Sensation is a vanilla cookie with strawberry swirls, made with our all natural REAL (artificially flavored) strawberry flavoring! On top there is our classic sugar icing in strawberry, flavored with our freshly picked all natural (artificially flavored) strawberries! Of course, we added on some sugar cubes, and poured strawberry syrup on top.

Secondly, we have our Cinna Snicker Sugar Doodle cookie. A nice snickerdoodle base with added sugar as per usual. Topped with vanilla icing and cinnamon sugar cubes, along with cinnamon sugar cereal! (Totally not a knockoff of Cinnamon Toast Crunch at ALL) Finally, there are mini cinnabons on top. Our take on this classic cookie will have you screaming for more! (Or screaming because you've had too much sugar)

And last but certainly not least, sugariest of them all, we have Choco Choco Choco Lifie is a triple sugar chocolate cookie made with a base of a classic chocolate cookie, with chocolate chips / chunks, chocolate sugar cubes, and chocolate drizzle on top! Only the bravest and biggest of backs would dare to try these. (We do have to warn you that there have been numerous fatalities in testing of this cookie due to overconsumption of sugar, but don't worry! We're sure you're built different.)

Try our Lifies today - so good they're all you'll want to eat for the rest of your life! (And they're all you may eat for the rest of your life, you'll probably 0v3rd0s3 on sugar!)

Side effects of eating Lifies may include (but are not limited to): Hyperglycemia (high blood sugar levels), Increased thirst, Diabetes of any and even all types, Blurred vision, Fatigue, Headache, Nausea, Vomiting, Confusion, inability to move your left pinky toe, and Seizures or D3@tH (in severe cases)

*winks*

daily for myth! 357 words, +450 points

FOODBRUPT: The Greatest New Invention On the Market!

Ladies, gentlemen, other gendered or non gendered friends, have ever been hungry, but can't find anything to cook that doesn't take too long? How about wanting to try a new recipe, but not knowing where to start?

Well, introducing FOODBRUPT: your one solution to all your food problems!

FOODBRUPT comes in a small package that's easy to fit in your fridge. To prepare it, all you have to do is press the button on the top right corner of the package, and in thirty seconds, your food will be ready! Just peel off the cover and dig in. It's totally fully heated and safe to eat, we promise.

FOODBRUPT comes in a variety of packages of different tastes and cultures. Spicy, sweet, or savory meals? Check, check, and check. Want Chinese, Mexican, Indian, Vietnamese, or Thai dishes? We've got all that and more! As a step to making healthy, nutritious meals more popular, we have specially marked meals (marked with a green leaf on the button) that are healthier. These meals are cheaper than the less nutritious alternatives, so you can save money while eating healthy!

All our ingredients are naturally grown for peak freshness, and our quick and easy meals make a great alternative to cooking it yourself. After all: cooking a meal yourself not only is more expensive, but it also dirties more dishes and takes longer. FOODBRUPT dirties how many plates and pans? None! Not only that but you're paying for the meal as a whole, rather than each individual ingredient. So what are you waiting for? Get FOODBRUPT today!

**FOODBRUPT is not responsible for you being allergic to something in the food or something which we feel like should go without saying but it's probably happened before so here you go anyway.

Also it's not our fault if you forget to press the button. Or if your pet steals your food or something. I don't know, I'm just covering all my bases here, we don't want to get sued. I already don't get paid enough to write all of this. So don't sue us, please.

3 word advertisement

MY LITTLE PONY

It’s been a very long day so you decide to plop down on the couch and watch the television. You lazily grab the remote and once you press the ON button, the TV flickers to life. The Savannah Bananas are currently playing against the Party Animals and- static. The TV flickers on and off uncontrollably and then it turns back on and the channel changes to My Little Pony. You think “oh I don’t want to watch some silly kid’s show” and try to turn it off. No matter how hard you try, it just won’t turn off. Suddenly, a pony trots up and looks directly at you.

“Hello, Human #2032. We’ve come to talk to you-” the pony begins to say but is cut off by a girl with long, blonde, braided hair and stormy gray eyes.

“Please excuse my friend here. She is a little wrong in the head” then the girl paused, waiting for her apology to be accepted.

“I-I forgive you?” you stammer and she grins

“Great! Let’s get started!” the girl says just as she disappears and a joyful tune starts playing. A different pony walks up to the screen. This pony is lilac colored with a dark purple mane.

“We’ve been watching you for some time now, subject #2032” the pony says in a sing-song voice, “and one main thing that we’ve noticed is that you’re quite lonely over there in your rocking chair doing nothing but work and watching baseball”

“Lonely?” you ask

“Yes, lonely.” the lilac pony confirmed “but today we will change that. TODAY YOU WILL BE RECEIVING YOUR VERY OWN LITTLE PONY!!!”

“Excuse me?”

“Yes! Your very own pony. You're welcome.” The dark purple maned pony beamed with pride “This pony will keep you busy and keep you company!”

“I-”

“And the best part- YOU SHARE THE SAME INTERESTS!!!”

“What-”

“YOU WANT TO START A FIRE? YOUR LITTLE PONY WANTS TO START FIRES TOO! YOU WANT TO GO ON STRIKE FOR CABIN WARS? IT DOES TOO!!! YOU WANT MANGOES?-”

“It does too…” you mutter
“Perfect! Time for the delivery”

“Wait what-?”

“Yep!” the pony grinned, “COME ON, FIREMANGO!!!” the lilac pony say as a mango colored pony with a mane made out of fire jumps through the television and into your living room

“WHAT!?”

“Enjoy!” Lilac calls out then the TV starts speaking in a fast voice of all the hazards of owning a Little Pony.

This product is sponsored by Ris <3

daily 03

words used: time, imagination (thanks to Cat for the prompt! <3)

Do you sometimes wish to turn back time? With our new invention, the timagination, you are able to travel back in time or go to an entirely different world of your own imagination! Not only that, but we also provide you with a generous supply of snacks, if you get hungry!
Relax in your dream comfortable chair, all while enjoying the sights of the world you imagine! Your chair will be on wheels and will transport you through your journey. And any time you want to leave, you can simply tell the chair where you would like to go, whether it’s to your house or to another fascinating sight. This chair will understand what you mean, just as well as another human being, and this is not limited to just taking you to different sights. Your chair should be able to understand anything you tell them!
For the food, you will also be provided with unlimited supplies of snacks and drinks. Don’t forget that you can have any snack or drink you want by asking your chair! Some of our most popular choices have been cookies, popcorn, pretzels, chips, and candy for snacks, along with water, soda, sparkling water, and fruit juice for drinks.
You are also able to adjust your chair’s position by telling your chair how you want it, if you would like! Your chair’s original position will be the typical position that allows you to look forward while seated, but for a more comfortable position, you can recline your chair and lean back, or even recline it all the way for a nice bed to nap on.
We understand if you are worried about safety. Don’t worry about it! We can assure you with confidence that all rides or travels are completely safe. (Plus, you are able to exit a ride at any time you want, simply by telling your chair!)
So what are you waiting for? If you love traveling, seeing new sights, or exploring places, the timagination is perfect for you! You’ll have tons of fun on your travels, and we’ll be sure to always prioritize your comfort, safety and enjoyment.
Get ready and make sure to fasten your seat belt!

word count: 366 words

Credit to @Lijaa_5C for words
Words: Banana cake and table

Have you been feeling hungry every time you sit at the table? Can your dinner just not come any faster? Then I have just what you need. Introducing the Tablana Cake! A delicious banana cake in the form of a table, all ready for you to eat or eat upon! It's surprisingly sturdy for a bunch of cake, and is always absolutely delicious. The Tablana Cake is ready for feasting at any time, be it breakfast or the middle of the night!
It makes for a great way to have sweets when your parents aren't looking if you spend an extra $7,000 for the Super Secret Table Disguise Upgrade! This amazing upgrade means we hire a special hyper-realistic cake artist to make it for you, and it looks exactly like a table!* The Super Secret Table Disguise upgrade is useful for convincing your guests that the delicious aroma wafting around is, in fact, the burnt pie in the oven.
The Tablana Cake also…never goes bad! Because it shares some of its properties with normal tables, (our scientists took forever to properly combine them without sustaining extreme radiation poisoning) your wonderful new table cannot expire. Sure, it will taste slightly less good, but that doesn't mean it's not edible! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, am I right or am I right?
This dessert has another special feature we thought we should mention- It is completely waterproof! If you spill any sort of liquid on it all, it will simply be absorbed.** Though you may find the liquid scuffs the beautiful meringue top, remember this cake gets rebuilt every day! Any damages sustained the day before will be quickly covered with fresh cake and frosting, hidden behind the new additions. The waterproofness of a Tablana Cake means it can be spilled upon however many times you desire! Unfortunately, if you get it wet enough, our Hidden Secret Cake Restorers won't be able to fire the meringue, and the frosting on the top of the table will become soft, allowing water through. So, don't spill purposefully. Every once in a while is perfectly fine though!
Lastly, we have something for everyone! If for some cough weird cough reason you don't like banana cake, don't worry! the Tablana Cake 2.0 has a special extra feature that means you can have a Tableghetti, a Tableese, a Tablango, or even a Baketabled Alaska! There are many more varieties all on this special Tablana Cake 2.0 remote,*** all fit for feasting!
The Tablana Cake and Tablana Cake 2.0 all come in three sizes, Bedside Tablana Cake (the smallest size for beside your bed), Console Tablana Cake (for all your video game snack needs), and the Dining Tablana Cake (family size).
Are you ready to feast on your table? Then order a Tablana Cake today! Call us at 1-800-BANANA today!

*It looks almost like a table, but we cannot make it glass.
**When non-water is absorbed, it can cause odors to become clear.
***Remote sold separately.


Buy your Tablana Cake today!

(I chose “rain jacket, map, gnome” by @Squidy-IceCream, from which I picked ‘map’ and ‘gnome’ to make ‘gnomap’.)

From the creative minds that brought you the Turtle Tracker™ comes a new form of tracking innovation… GnoMap™!

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Contents

dailies:

• daily #3: Portmanteau Product Advertisement // 3/3/25
  

• daily #8: International Women's Day // 3/8/25
  

• daily #15: Ruler for a Day // 3/15/25
  

• daily #19: 3 Word Stories // 3/19/25
  

weeklies:

• weekly #1: Worldbuilding // 3/7/25
  

word wars:

• link, name // date
  

other:

• A Day in the Life of Hermes (for a writing prompt) // 3/4/25
  

• Mango Fight!! (for the collab story) // 3/25/25
  

• The Game (for the collab story) // 3/25/25
  

daily 004: word war!! ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
word count: 152 (i lost)
prompt: @ChueyTheCat: One thousand and one eyelashes blown, two thousand and twenty-one more to go
opponent: @Duckily_The_Great

The girl sat on the edge of the hill, surrounded by blooming tulips and daisies. Her fingers had eyelashes dusted all over them, prepared to be blown away into the spring air. She had always been like this, superstitious, and believed in little wishes. Birthday candles, dandelions, 11:11. She would constantly pluck out her eyelashes, over and over again, wishing that he would one day be hers. Of course, it had never come true, but that’s merely all the more reason to keep trying. Her mother told her it was an unsightly thing, such a pretty girl missing all her eyelashes, but she didn’t mind– she would take any chance she had to wish that the boy of her dreams would just look her way, just one time. The eyelashes blew away with the slight breeze, all her hard and painful work flying into the sunrise, disappearing into the chilled wind.

{Word War}
(with @angieee-)
Word Count: 181
Time: 3 min
Status: I won!
Prompt: yes, from Chuey (it's the first line of my story)

One thousand and one eyelashes blown, two thousand and twenty-one more to go. Every time I blow an eyelash, it’s one more wish to get my mother back. Ever since I was little, my mama told me that if I blew enough eyelashes and wished on each and every one, my greatest wish would come true. So here I am, blowing my one thousand and first eyelash, waiting and waiting and waiting for my greatest wish to come true. What is my greatest wish? I just want Mama to come back. She died almost 3 years ago now, and I miss her each and every day. I know that if only- if only- I can wish enough times, she’ll come back. I know she will. Every day, every hour, every minute, and every second. Every time I blow an eyelash, I think of her. And I know that when I get Mama back, I’ll be happy once more. My mother died when I was 9. She died in a strange accident, one in the woods. In the woods I’m standing …

HERE MY TIMER WENT OFF

Word War with @lychiez
Time: 3 minutes
Prompt: The sun isn't just a spicy dish to eat on birthdays.
253 words!

The sun isn't just a spicy dish to eat on birthdays. It's so much more than that! The way us demons work, this dish is a great tradition, passed down from generation to generation. We all love to eat the sun! It isn't just spicy. It has so many aromatics, and packs a great umami punch when you bite into it. My personal favorite part is the kimchi noodles in the sun. Absoloutely delicious! I love kimchi noodles so much. Then, once you eat the noodles, you have the rest of the plasma soup to slurp up afterwards. The plasma soup broth of the sun is always the spiciest, but us demons like the burn of it. I know that we only eat it once a year on our birthdays, but if I'm being honest, sometimes I'll go to the flaming fugue restaurant and order it acting like it's my birthday when it's not. The more the merrier is a saying - and the more sun I get to eat, the merrier I'll be! They have such good suns. Super spicy, but the spice isn't overpowering so you can taste all the other flavors. Of course, there's it's cultural importance too. The sun is a dish we eat to remind us of the day we stole the sun. Gru think's he's all that stealing the moon, but having control of the suns is much nicer. We all rejoice on our birthdays, thanking our ancestors for stealing the sun to allow us to be here.

Word War with Dawn
3/3/2025
516 words

AmazaEevee wrote:

The sun isn't just a spicy dish to eat on birthdays.

The sun isn’t just a spicy dish to eat on my birthday, but Mom says that I can only have it once a year. It has something to do with the sun lasting and not leading to a global apocalypse, blah blah blah. I mean, the global apocalypse? What’s that supposed to mean? That it’ll get cold all of a sudden? I’m all the way on the edge of the solar system. All the Sun does for me is give me a little extra heat and keeps me in line. I prefer to play games with Saturn anyways, it’s not like the Sun is anything special.

But I have to listen to Mom and besides, the Sun is too far for me to reach on my own. Although we’re a big solar system, we’re kind og also big oon making sure we keep the humans alive. I KNOW- Those little things on Earth. Earth’s tiny too. I don’t know what’s so important about it. I mean, it’s not really hot either. So what’s of use? It’s got liquid, but so what? Saturn’s fun, he’s got all of the cool rings. And I liked to hang around with Pluto too, but ever since some of the humans decided the Pluto wasn’t part of the club, Mom’s been extra careful about AVOIDING Pluto. It’s not like we get to see each other often anyways! It’s only whenever we cross paths because the Sun keeps us in line. You see, if the Sun was gone, maybe I could actually get to hang out with my friends. But no, I’m stuck with the rest of my siblings here surrounding Mom.

It’s not easy, being a moon. We don’t get all of the extra things that come with being a planet. I always have to make sure that I’m near Mom, she’s always making sure that she never loses her grip on me. Talk about a control freak… I mean yeah, some people are fascinated by me, but come on! If we at least had some living creatures, like I don’t know, Earth, then maybe someone would be more interested in me and what I do. I know I’m a pretty accessory for Mom, but there’s so much more.

I don’t know, maybe people just don’t understand how hard it is. Or maybe I just have to make sure that people see me more. It’s not fun though. Especially cause I can’t get too far from Mom without her knowing. And she’s always pulling me back closer. It’s like I’m her favorite child, but it’s a curse because it means that she’s ALWAYS watching my back. And there’s only so much I can do near her. No one wants to hang out with a moon who has her mom hanging behind her.

It’s not like I can even get the humans on Earth to notice me anyways. I’ve personally never interacted with their Moon, but word around the Solar System is that he’s a jerk. I don’t know. Something about how he’s collected a lot of treasure that the humans have

‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭୨ WORD SPRINT 1 ୧ ⊹ ˚₊‧

“Is now a bad time to say I'm claustrophobic?”

“Quickly! We gotta go!”
“SLOW DOWN! I can’t keep up!”
“If I ‘slow down’ we’re not gonna make it in time!”
“There’s a time limit to this!?”
“Yes- if we don’t make it soon-”

The walls slowly started to shift, coming towards the both of us.

“_they’ll start caving in.”

“Woa- Woah! Hey uh…”
“Do you have an escape plan, we really could use one right now!”
“I- uh-”
“C’mon!”
“Gah! Just let me think! Uh-”
“C’mon, you’re a spie for Pete’s sake, should you be better at this!?”

“Uh…theoretically, as a joke, what if I was claustrophobic?”
“…You have GOTTA be kidding me.”
“I’m not.”
“That’s a bit of a bad time to be letting me know.”
“I’m aware.”

The walls came closer, and we both ran through the room, looking for an exit. The entire time, I felt like throwing up.

| ♞ | ୨ 143 words

Word War
word count - 182 words
“The sun isn't just a spicy dish to eat on birthdays.”

—

As the sun shone brightly across the sky, the fields were filled with lush patches of grass, blowing in the wind. Everything was just as it needed to be… calm and collecte. Today marked an incredibly important and special day for me. It was my birthday! Not just any birthday though- it was my champagne birthday! I shot out of bed that morning, opened the oak doors of my closet, and peered inside. I was anxiously searching for what to wear on such a special day as it had to be just right.

I quickly picked out a pretty pink sequence dress with a floral hem that curled down the side. The patterns were gorgeous and I couldn't take my eyes off of it. After putting it on and attaching my amethyst anklet to the ending straps, I made my way dowsn the stairs. A pleasant aroma filled the foyer and my face was immediately touched with a sense of warmth, one of comfort. I saw my mom leaning into the oven, pulling our what looked like a large orb of light.

Word War
word count - 267 words

The grassy plains stretched out for miles on end as the snow filled mountains covered the surrounding areas. I knew the time was coming, and I was ready to take my stance. Sir Lancelot took me across the paddy fields, oh what a gorgeous day it was to go riding, if I don't say so myself. We stopped by the lake and I got to look down at my reflection, my dark-brown hair braided back and my hazel eyes looking into the scorching sun. The water was still, but it was pretty and tranquil nonetheless. Frogs hopped on by and I couldn't help by imagine what life would be like if I was one of them… now that's surely an interesting thought if I don't say so myself.

Aas we got up and went along the rest of the path, I started to make my way to the castle. My home. There, I picked up a dandelion and ran off into my room. Shutting the door, I fell down onto my bed and let the warmth of it embrace me, almost like a warm hug. From there, I started plucking off each petal - forget me nots are what I like to call it.. though there's probably a way better name for it now that I think about it. Anyways, it got boring soon enough so I decided to have a little change of scenery.

Hence, it repeated itself. One thousand and one eyelashes blown, two thousand and twenty two more to go. How this day ended you might ask, well you might as well go and find

Word war 1:
Hello thre i am writing words because i must writ losts of words for a word war and i must write wirte witer weee i am writing lots and also i like mangoes they are very very very yummy and also i am enjoying writing lots of words and also i am not doing a promt and i am making lot s of misssopleing and auteo correct is mad at me sorry auto correct but i am also not sorry at all whooo and also i am writing very fast and stuff i am writing yay this is lots of writing and i am writing veery fast ahhh this is ver fast and i am writing lots and also gurtle ate a cake and then a cat bite him and then a large cat destory me and i do not like that at all please don’t destroy me help i am getting etten by a cat oh no that is not good and also that is very bad for me getting eaten is bad i do not like getting eaten also a giant frog ate me help i got eaten oh no and the caps are sad because i am not using caps HERE YOOU GO CAPS ARE YOU HAPPY NOW AHHH THIS IS GOOD CAPS and now i am not using caps and i am running out of time and i am tunnign out of time ahhh this is not good but i am having fun and i only have like one minute

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It was all supposed to be a fun scavenger hunt, but here we were, trapped in a dugeon in the remote island. Doesn't sound too bad you say? Well let me tell you how it all started. Essentially, we boarded a ship to New LoluMango and set sail right away. It was a hunting adventure we were on and to be honest, I didn't know what we were even planning to do. My partner set out and I just followed along since I had nothign better to do. We went along the coast for a few days, rationing our food, and playing along with the stars when suddenly, we arrived at the base of the island! We got off the ship and immediately trudged our way up, not really sure as to what we were going to see.

I knew some danger was lurking but this island was too happy, too perfect for anything to have struck me at first. With mangoes galore and mini cabins set up everywhere, this was the perfect getway! However, that's when everythin

(Unofficial) Word War w/Luna
3/3/2025
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i want to do the weekly based on the swc world. as in stella, winston, and charlie’s. it’s based in swcisland. but i’m not exactly sure what this world means. it’s in one very similar to our own. very little that is different about it. thought it doesn’t really seem like there are many other people inhabiting that though… all i’ve mentioned is the three of them, some kids that charlie baby sits i believe, and also like realfi resturaunt. i want to give them all like a bigger space i guess? well, not necessarily a bigger space, but more substance of existance. i think that getting some of their personal beliefs and world views down would be nice, as well as solidifying some other places that exist on this island. maybe i’ll tie in some of thriller island july ‘22 with evelyn? maybe she can exist in this world. i could also connect this with all of my eevee variants, so that they exist in this world as well. though not all of them would fit, just hte swc based ones. so that’ll be eve, evelyn, and uh- i guess that’s it? i don’t really have any others that are really *swc* based, other than hrah eevee, but she’s also kind of her own thing? i could totally also pull swc (smiley winky child) into this as well.

but more about hte world. i do know that i wrote a thing with them once that had a cove. and i bleieve that when i was first writing them and their world, i based it in a similar world to my swc toddler fic, which had the big office building. which i believe charlie works in as well? i also have no idea how old they are um- i should probably figure that out. but there is a beach that has a cove, where you can get great views of the sunset. that that’ll be facing west. not that i need to know what direction it faces, but anyways-

i think a big thing to figure out is some of the other things that makes tis world stand out from just earth. well, if we have eve and swc in this world, then i guess that means that there are aliens and the events of sci-fi nov ‘21 are true? or maybe an alternate dimension? or this is a world where all of the eevees collide (kind of like a multiverse LOL) and it’s kind of affected by all of them. that makes it feel very meta though PFFT- though hrah eevee, eve, and evelyn all have their own storylines within the different sessions of swc. i haven’t created a self-insert for swc in a while and those three are kind of iconic in their own ways, so i’ll just stick with the three of them. i guess i could kind of combine the world htat hrah eevee lives in with this one, but i feel like they are so disconnected in my brain, you know? so i’ll have to split them up.

i think that this island, is a lot more nature-y. especially on the outskirts. but inland, it’s a lot more like well… i guess it’s just like a beach town? some small shops and local businesses, but nothing too much. i have no idea how they get all of their produce and stuff, but they have aliens visiting and angry goats, so who knows!