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GameCoder2010
Scratcher
16 posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

if not my_bool == False or not my_bool != True:
return not not my_bool == True
else if not not my_bool != False or my_bool != True:
return not not not not my_bool == True
TheSecondGilbert
Scratcher
100+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

gilbert_given_189 wrote:

# This Python code gets more cursed the more you read it.
def __main__()->None:
	i = 1
	while i <= 100:
	  out: tuple = ""
	  if (i %
	              15 ==
 0):
	  				print(
	"FizzBuzz"
,)
	  elif not( i % 3): (
	  	print('''F'''
	  	      '''i'''
	  	      '''z'''
	  	      '''z''')
	  )
	  elif divmod(
i,
5) [ 1 : ] == \
	( 0 , ) : print("B", "u", "z", "z", sep                            = "")
	  else:
	  																																																																																												print																																																																																																																			(i)
	  i = i + 1#increment i
try: __import__ (	__name__	)	.	__getattribute__	(	__name__	)	(); 1; 1; 1; 1; 1; 1; 1; 1 ;1 ;1 ;1 ;1 ;1;  1;1;2;1;1;11;1;111;11;1
except: 0.
(bump)
************* Module cursed
cursed.py:3:0: W0311: Bad indentation. Found 1 spaces, expected 4 (bad-indentation)
cursed.py:4:0: W0311: Bad indentation. Found 1 spaces, expected 4 (bad-indentation)
cursed.py:5:0: W0311: Bad indentation. Found 3 spaces, expected 8 (bad-indentation)
cursed.py:6:0: W0311: Bad indentation. Found 3 spaces, expected 8 (bad-indentation)
cursed.py:9:0: W0311: Bad indentation. Found 7 spaces, expected 12 (bad-indentation)
cursed.py:12:0: W0311: Bad indentation. Found 3 spaces, expected 8 (bad-indentation)
cursed.py:12:0: C0325: Unnecessary parens after 'not' keyword (superfluous-parens)
cursed.py:18:0: W0311: Bad indentation. Found 3 spaces, expected 8 (bad-indentation)
cursed.py:22:0: W0311: Bad indentation. Found 3 spaces, expected 8 (bad-indentation)
cursed.py:23:0: C0301: Line too long (218/100) (line-too-long)
cursed.py:23:0: W0311: Bad indentation. Found 95 spaces, expected 12 (bad-indentation)
cursed.py:24:0: W0311: Bad indentation. Found 3 spaces, expected 8 (bad-indentation)
cursed.py:25:0: C0301: Line too long (128/100) (line-too-long)
cursed.py:1:0: C0114: Missing module docstring (missing-module-docstring)
cursed.py:12:21: C0321: More than one statement on a single line (multiple-statements)
cursed.py:5:3: W0612: Unused variable 'out' (unused-variable)
cursed.py:26:0: W0702: No exception type(s) specified (bare-except)
cursed.py:25:5: C0321: More than one statement on a single line (multiple-statements)
cursed.py:25:5: C2801: Unnecessarily calls dunder method __getattribute__. Access attribute directly or use getattr built-in function. (unnecessary-dunder-call)
cursed.py:25:65: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:68: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:71: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:74: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:77: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:80: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:83: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:86: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:89: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:92: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:95: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:98: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:101: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:105: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:107: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:109: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:111: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:113: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:115: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:118: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:120: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:124: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:25:127: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:26:8: W0104: Statement seems to have no effect (pointless-statement)
cursed.py:26:8: C0321: More than one statement on a single line (multiple-statements)

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Last edited by TheSecondGilbert (Nov. 23, 2023 02:55:09)

Vaibhs11
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

#include <stdio.h>
#include <math.h>
int main(){int x=1,y=0,f[12],a,b,c,d,ad,bd,cd,n,i;double at;f[4]=2;for(i=0;i<10;i++){if(i>f[4]){n=x+y;y=x;x=n;f[i]=n;}}f[1]=0;ad=f[9];bd=f[6];cd=f[4];at=(sqrt((f[6]+f[4])*pow(f[4],f[4]))/sqrt(f[6]+f[4]))*(sqrt(pow(f[6]+f[4],f[5]))/sqrt(f[6]+f[4]))*(f[6]+f[4]);a=at;b=pow(pow(f[4],f[4])+pow(f[4],f[1]),f[4])*pow(f[4],f[4])+pow(f[4],pow(f[4],f[4]))-f[4];c=(f[3]<<f[6]+f[4])-f[8]+f[4];d=(ad*pow(cd,cd)*pow(bd,cd)+pow(cd,cd)*pow(bd,cd+f[3]))/pow(pow(cd,cd)+pow(cd,f[1]),cd);printf("%c",a);printf("%c",b);printf("%c",c);printf("%c",d);return 0;}

And… I made it unreadable too! 4 hours, unprecisely.
Try it out on replit: https://replit.com/@V256/Bruh

Last edited by Vaibhs11 (Dec. 1, 2023 03:13:02)

Vaibhs11
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

bump
bugsyk2009
Scratcher
500+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

Someone has probably already posted this before, but I don't have access to Ocular right now to check, so one from XKCD:
int getRandomNumber()
{
    return 4;  // chosen by fair dice roll.
               // guaranteed to be random.
}
Vaibhs11
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

bugsyk2009 wrote:

Someone has probably already posted this before, but I don't have access to Ocular right now to check, so one from XKCD:
int getRandomNumber()
{
    return 4;  // chosen by fair dice roll.
               // guaranteed to be random.
}
https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/629628 (#13)

theonlygusti wrote:

public int GetRandomNumber(maxNum) {
    return 12;
}
https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/6831708 (#1435)

DifferentDance8 wrote:

int main()
{
    // statistically proven to be random
    int x;
    std::cout << x << '\n'
    return 0;
}
gilbert_given_189
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

Vaibhs11 wrote:

https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/6831708 (#1435)

DifferentDance8 wrote:

int main()
{
    // statistically proven to be random
    int x;
    std::cout << x << '\n'
    return 0;
}
int main()
{
    // statistically proven to be random
    int* x = malloc(sizeof(int));
    printf("%d", x);
    free(x); // because we're not monsters
    return 0;
}
Vaibhs11
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

gilbert_given_189 wrote:

free(x); // because we're not monsters
noooo
Dyanoa
Scratcher
100+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

gilbert_given_189 wrote:

Vaibhs11 wrote:

https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/post/6831708 (#1435)

DifferentDance8 wrote:

int main()
{
    // statistically proven to be random
    int x;
    std::cout << x << '\n'
    return 0;
}
int main()
{
    // statistically proven to be random
    int* x = malloc(sizeof(int));
    printf("%d", x);
    free(x); // because we're not monsters
    return 0;
}
Lol, printtext:“never gonna give you up”
Epsilon_3
Scratcher
500+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

Cabbage_2020 wrote:

Redstone1080 wrote:

Cabbage_2020 wrote:

y dont yall use scratch code

when green flag clicked
stop [all v]
We're ATers, it's what (most of us) don't do anymore lol
lol but then why even use scratch forums
if ur not gonna do anything about scratch
(don't wanna be mean, just pointing it out
Aye, they got a point.

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/787009097/ (credit to the scratcher that made it)

Not really funny, but boy is it enlightening.
gilbert_given_189
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

let _;
for (let i in [...Array(100)])
	i = Number(i) + 1,
	out = "",
	i % 3 ? _ : out += "Fizz",
	i % 5 ? _ : out += "Buzz",
	out ? console.log(out) : console.log(i);
i = 0
while (..., i < 100, i := i + 1)[1]: {
	out := "",
	None if i % 3 else (out := out + "Fizz"),
	None if i % 5 else (out := out + "Buzz"),
	print(out) if out else print(i)
}

Last edited by gilbert_given_189 (Sept. 8, 2024 07:20:27)

SpyCoderX
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

while true:
  word = input("Enter your username")
  print("Please enter a value greater than -4,294,967,296")

Have fun trying to sign in… using this very real prompt XD

Last edited by SpyCoderX (Sept. 8, 2024 04:10:54)

breakfast_for_dinner
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

i once made a rust program that adds a number and 1 together. the design is very human
use std::mem;

// returns the next whole number after the given number, "num"
fn increment(num: u8) -> i32 {
unsafe {
let current_num: i8 = mem::transmute::<[u8; 1], i8>([num]);
if match format!("{}", current_num).contains(".") {
true => "float",
false => "integer"
} == "integer" {
let to_add: i8 = 1;
return (current_num.wrapping_add(to_add)) as i32;
} else {
panic!("this is a float");
}
}
}
mybearworld
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

The agile enterprise object-oriented encapsulated composition-based SOLID FizzBuzz program in a Microsoft-backed programming language.

class FizzBuzz {
  constructor() {
    const counter = new Counter();
    const looper = new Looper();
    const counterBoundsChecker = new CounterBoundsChecker(counter, 101);
    const fizzBuzzMainLoop = new FizzBuzzMainLoop(counter);
    looper.doWhile(counterBoundsChecker, fizzBuzzMainLoop);
  }
}
class Counter {
  private count: number = 1;
  increment() {
    this.count++;
  }
  get value() {
    return this.count;
  }
}
class CounterBoundsChecker implements Checker {
  private counter: Counter;
  private maximum: number;
  constructor(counter: Counter, maximum: number) {
    this.counter = counter;
    this.maximum = maximum;
  }
  check() {
    return this.counter.value < this.maximum;
  }
}
class FizzBuzzMainLoop implements Executor {
  private counter: Counter;
  constructor(counter: Counter) {
    this.counter = counter;
  }
  execute() {
    const conditionalExecutor = new ConditionalExecutor();
    const divisibleBy3Checker = new CounterDivisibilityChecker(this.counter, 3);
    const divisibleBy5Checker = new CounterDivisibilityChecker(this.counter, 5);
    const divisibleByBoth3And5Checker = new DoubleChecker(
      divisibleBy3Checker,
      divisibleBy5Checker
    );
    const fizzPrinter = new Printer("Fizz");
    const buzzPrinter = new Printer("Buzz");
    const fizzBuzzPrinter = new Printer("FizzBuzz");
    const numberPrinter = new Printer(this.counter.value.toString());
    try {
      conditionalExecutor.executeConditionally(
        divisibleByBoth3And5Checker,
        fizzBuzzPrinter
      );
    } catch {
      this.counter.increment();
      return;
    }
    try {
      conditionalExecutor.executeConditionally(
        divisibleBy3Checker,
        fizzPrinter
      );
    } catch {
      this.counter.increment();
      return;
    }
    try {
      conditionalExecutor.executeConditionally(
        divisibleBy5Checker,
        buzzPrinter
      );
    } catch {
      this.counter.increment();
      return;
    }
    try {
      numberPrinter.execute();
    } catch {}
    this.counter.increment();
  }
}
class Printer implements Executor {
  private message: string;
  constructor(message: string) {
    this.message = message;
  }
  execute() {
    console.log(this.message);
    throw new Error();
  }
}
class CounterDivisibilityChecker implements Checker {
  private counter: Counter;
  private number: number;
  constructor(counter: Counter, number: number) {
    this.counter = counter;
    this.number = number;
  }
  check() {
    return this.counter.value % this.number === 0;
  }
}
class Looper {
  doWhile(condition: Checker, body: Executor) {
    while (condition.check()) {
      body.execute();
    }
  }
}
class ConditionalExecutor {
  executeConditionally(checker: Checker, body: Executor) {
    if (checker.check()) {
      body.execute();
    }
  }
}
class DoubleChecker implements Checker {
  private checker1: Checker;
  private checker2: Checker;
  constructor(checker1: Checker, checker2: Checker) {
    this.checker1 = checker1;
    this.checker2 = checker2;
  }
  check() {
    return this.checker1.check() && this.checker2.check();
  }
}
interface Checker {
  check(): boolean;
}
interface Executor {
  execute(): void;
}
new FizzBuzz();
Jonathan50
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

When you get the root password wrong the first two times, then just do it the other way
su
su
sudo
I wonder if anyone will get the joke
I can't be the first person to think of this (edit: I'M NOT)
not the same as this

Last edited by Jonathan50 (Nov. 20, 2024 02:37:10)

Mryellowdoggy
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

Invoke("Fifth", 1f);
8to16
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

idk if scratch counts here but
when gf clicked
if {move (10) steps} then {
when gf clicked
(answer)
}::control
wait [this script v] seconds
BigNate469
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

{
  const irony = function(thing) {
    return !(thing);
  };
}
irony();
Uncaught ReferenceError: irony is not defined
at <anonymous>:6:1

Last edited by BigNate469 (Nov. 22, 2024 15:44:38)

i_eat_coffee
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

Any code written in Obscure.
ninjaMAR
Scratcher
1000+ posts

What's the funniest code we can think of?

i_eat_coffee wrote:

(#1539)
Any code written in Obscure.
Stop advertising
you didn't even show us code

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