Describe your favorite Programming Language in the worst way possible

Jonathan50

PaxtonPenguin wrote:
All the examples are UPPERCASE, was before C, inspired C, and came from a language that didn't come out.

I'm not sure what you mean by the examples, but I'm pretty sure you mean B which came from BCPL (not sure if I'm allowed to use Wikipedia to refresh my memory)

Apparently we're doing riddles now

Jonathan50

-TwentyFour- wrote:
NFlex23 wrote:
-TwentyFour- wrote:
A traingle called as an ocean animal, moves as you tell and leaves a trail line only when you tell so.
Sounds like turtle graphics, though I'm not sure if it counts as a language.
Nope, you’re almost there but that’s not it.

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ajskateboarder wrote:
ML version of a version of a popular language that runs all Blu-ray players

I don't know of any JVM ML's

You already have me stumped at “version of a version”…Unless you're trolling Microsoft by implying C# is a version of Java, so it's a really obscure way of saying F#…

PaxtonPenguin

Jonathan50 wrote:
PaxtonPenguin wrote:
All the examples are UPPERCASE, was before C, inspired C, and came from a language that didn't come out.
I'm not sure what you mean by the examples, but I'm pretty sure you mean B which came from BCPL (not sure if I'm allowed to use Wikipedia to refresh my memory)

Apparently we're doing riddles now

ding ding ding. BCPL

-TwentyFour-

Jonathan50 wrote:
-TwentyFour- wrote:
NFlex23 wrote:
-TwentyFour- wrote:
A traingle called as an ocean animal, moves as you tell and leaves a trail line only when you tell so.
Sounds like turtle graphics, though I'm not sure if it counts as a language.
Nope, you’re almost there but that’s not it.
Logo

Correct

ajskateboarder

Jonathan50 wrote:
ajskateboarder wrote:
ML version of a version of a popular language that runs all Blu-ray players
I don't know of any JVM ML's

You already have me stumped at “version of a version”…Unless you're trolling Microsoft by implying C# is a version of Java, so it's a really obscure way of saying F#…

Yep good thinking, F# is correct

Jonathan50

-TwentyFour- wrote:
Jonathan50 wrote:
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Correct

Yay, Lisp for 80's teens

ajskateboarder wrote:
Yep good thinking, F# is correct

Blu-ray is classy, and ML is classy

NFlex23

-TwentyFour- wrote:
Jonathan50 wrote:
-TwentyFour- wrote:
NFlex23 wrote:
-TwentyFour- wrote:
A traingle called as an ocean animal, moves as you tell and leaves a trail line only when you tell so.
Sounds like turtle graphics, though I'm not sure if it counts as a language.
Nope, you’re almost there but that’s not it.
Logo
Correct

That was my first guess, but for some reason I thought you meant the *language* was named after an ocean animal. Bad comprehension on my part haha.

W1-F1

rdococ wrote:
a language that thinks it's an OS

Assembly language?

gilbert_given_189

You know, I've seen kitchen sink conlangs before, but I want to see what a kitchen sink proglang looks like.

horizontal_shading

BwnnyRxbbit wrote:
han614698 wrote:
Not even a real coding language, never works unless you want to nitpick to find that one semicolon out of place. Basic foundation of a website.
CSS?

Javascript or Processing

hydrofungus

just asking can this topic still be up when all the tirap topics related to this one is closed

mybearworld

gilbert_given_189 wrote:
(#169)
You know, I've seen kitchen sink conlangs before, but I want to see what a kitchen sink proglang looks like.

That's just C++

romcheg16

super good

8to16

So simple it doesn't even use brackets.

romcheg16

Hello

rdococ

W1-F1 wrote:
rdococ wrote:
a language that thinks it's an OS
Assembly language?

OS in the colloquial sense – including GUI, APIs and the like

ideapad-320

Good on linux, very fast, but microsoft ruined it, and now windows app development is a mess.

mybearworld

ideapad-320 wrote:
(#178)
Good on linux, very fast, but microsoft ruined it, and now windows app development is a mess.

Probably applies to a lot of things… just C maybe?

rdococ

ideapad-320 wrote:
Good on linux, very fast, but microsoft ruined it, and now windows app development is a mess.

C#?

_thesecondcoming-

table constructors that start at one.

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