Triton2009 wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

DifferentDance8 wrote:

C0D3N00B wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

It has appeared that a certain vile citrus fruit of kumquat was unable to consume my signature, so it gathered all of its strength and threw it as far as the eye can see.

If we can find this signature and find out what it was made of, we may be able to make Kumquat-proof signatures. This is a breakthrough!

As a newcomer to the field of kumquat science, I pledge to help research ways to protect our signatures.

Actually, that wouldn't fully work. Sure, it may help to prevent eating the signature but the Kumquat can still throw it.

Well, yes. But it's still a step in the right direction. Science doesn't happen overnight.

What if it was just a signature-intolerant evil kumquat who failed in its objective of consuming my signature?

10,000 more kumquats will come to consume your signature, since they reproduce every minute.

Perhaps if we track down that signature-intolerant kumquat, we can breed it with any other kumquat, causing the offspring to become signature-intolerant. If we do this enough with the signature-intolerant kumquats, then we can make all of evil-kumquat-kind unable to consume signatures!

queen of the page I’m so slayy

TheOneSage wrote:

-snipped breeding signature intolerant kumquats-

Well, here's another idea. If we can breed kumquats…

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Just don't destroy the evil kumquats in my signature, they have been trained to protect my signature and is made out of diamonds.

…why can't we try and see if there's a breed of good kumquats? Breed kleemiya's kumquats (ooh that's a good couple of words) and if we isolate the resultant kumquat to be raised by and only meet kleemiya's kumquats, they'll be good by nature! Then we've got three. Breed again, we've got four, breed two pairs of two kumquats to make six, three pairs of two to make nine, breed one pair and make ten, breed five pairs of two kumquats to make fifteen, and so on! It's worth a try, and we could outnumber the evil kumquats with our good kumquats and start a kumquat war!

Mozboz wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

-snipped breeding signature intolerant kumquats-

Well, here's another idea. If we can breed kumquats…

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Just don't destroy the evil kumquats in my signature, they have been trained to protect my signature and is made out of diamonds.

…why can't we try and see if there's a breed of good kumquats? Breed kleemiya's kumquats (ooh that's a good couple of words) and if we isolate the resultant kumquat to be raised by and only meet kleemiya's kumquats, they'll be good by nature! Then we've got three. Breed again, we've got four, breed two pairs of two kumquats to make six, three pairs of two to make nine, breed one pair and make ten, breed five pairs of two kumquats to make fifteen, and so on! It's worth a try, and we could outnumber the evil kumquats with our good kumquats and start a kumquat war!

This man is a genius. We must prove to the world that kumquats can be a force for good!

Mozboz wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

-snipped breeding signature intolerant kumquats-

Well, here's another idea. If we can breed kumquats…

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Just don't destroy the evil kumquats in my signature, they have been trained to protect my signature and is made out of diamonds.

…why can't we try and see if there's a breed of good kumquats? Breed kleemiya's kumquats (ooh that's a good couple of words) and if we isolate the resultant kumquat to be raised by and only meet kleemiya's kumquats, they'll be good by nature! Then we've got three. Breed again, we've got four, breed two pairs of two kumquats to make six, three pairs of two to make nine, breed one pair and make ten, breed five pairs of two kumquats to make fifteen, and so on! It's worth a try, and we could outnumber the evil kumquats with our good kumquats and start a kumquat war!

ummmmmm

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Mozboz wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

-snipped breeding signature intolerant kumquats-

Well, here's another idea. If we can breed kumquats…

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Just don't destroy the evil kumquats in my signature, they have been trained to protect my signature and is made out of diamonds.

…why can't we try and see if there's a breed of good kumquats? Breed kleemiya's kumquats (ooh that's a good couple of words) and if we isolate the resultant kumquat to be raised by and only meet kleemiya's kumquats, they'll be good by nature! Then we've got three. Breed again, we've got four, breed two pairs of two kumquats to make six, three pairs of two to make nine, breed one pair and make ten, breed five pairs of two kumquats to make fifteen, and so on! It's worth a try, and we could outnumber the evil kumquats with our good kumquats and start a kumquat war!

ummmmmm

“Um” what?

my reaction

Are there any recent major activity from the evil kumqies?

Smorkity wrote:

Are there any recent major activity from the evil kumqies?

The evil kumquats are attacking everyone's signatures because they know about this thread.

Mozboz wrote:

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Mozboz wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

-snipped breeding signature intolerant kumquats-

Well, here's another idea. If we can breed kumquats…

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Just don't destroy the evil kumquats in my signature, they have been trained to protect my signature and is made out of diamonds.

…why can't we try and see if there's a breed of good kumquats? Breed kleemiya's kumquats (ooh that's a good couple of words) and if we isolate the resultant kumquat to be raised by and only meet kleemiya's kumquats, they'll be good by nature! Then we've got three. Breed again, we've got four, breed two pairs of two kumquats to make six, three pairs of two to make nine, breed one pair and make ten, breed five pairs of two kumquats to make fifteen, and so on! It's worth a try, and we could outnumber the evil kumquats with our good kumquats and start a kumquat war!

ummmmmm

“Um” what?

the bold

Triton2009 wrote:

Smorkity wrote:

Do you like pizza?

Yes, I love pizza!

Me too! My favourite kind is Hawaiian!

Mozboz wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

-snipped breeding signature intolerant kumquats-

Well, here's another idea. If we can breed kumquats…

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Just don't destroy the evil kumquats in my signature, they have been trained to protect my signature and is made out of diamonds.

…why can't we try and see if there's a breed of good kumquats? Breed kleemiya's kumquats (ooh that's a good couple of words) and if we isolate the resultant kumquat to be raised by and only meet kleemiya's kumquats, they'll be good by nature! Then we've got three. Breed again, we've got four, breed two pairs of two kumquats to make six, three pairs of two to make nine, breed one pair and make ten, breed five pairs of two kumquats to make fifteen, and so on! It's worth a try, and we could outnumber the evil kumquats with our good kumquats and start a kumquat war!

Now, hold on. We don’t need a full on war between two races of kumquats. Think of the devastation that war can cause all across the Scratch forums!

TheOneSage wrote:

Mozboz wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

-snipped breeding signature intolerant kumquats-

Well, here's another idea. If we can breed kumquats…

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Just don't destroy the evil kumquats in my signature, they have been trained to protect my signature and is made out of diamonds.

…why can't we try and see if there's a breed of good kumquats? Breed kleemiya's kumquats (ooh that's a good couple of words) and if we isolate the resultant kumquat to be raised by and only meet kleemiya's kumquats, they'll be good by nature! Then we've got three. Breed again, we've got four, breed two pairs of two kumquats to make six, three pairs of two to make nine, breed one pair and make ten, breed five pairs of two kumquats to make fifteen, and so on! It's worth a try, and we could outnumber the evil kumquats with our good kumquats and start a kumquat war!

Now, hold on. We don’t need a full on war between two races of kumquats. Think of the devastation that war can cause all across the Scratch forums!

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ACID GUN <Kumquat-Proof Acid Dart ;——;; :: pen> :: #A0701A
 :: cap block :: #906A10

This thing can actually corrode kumquats. We can use these to attack kumquats without having to declare war.

what if we use spamton deltarune to beat up the kumquats

QuaticB- wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

Mozboz wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

-snipped breeding signature intolerant kumquats-

Well, here's another idea. If we can breed kumquats…

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Just don't destroy the evil kumquats in my signature, they have been trained to protect my signature and is made out of diamonds.

…why can't we try and see if there's a breed of good kumquats? Breed kleemiya's kumquats (ooh that's a good couple of words) and if we isolate the resultant kumquat to be raised by and only meet kleemiya's kumquats, they'll be good by nature! Then we've got three. Breed again, we've got four, breed two pairs of two kumquats to make six, three pairs of two to make nine, breed one pair and make ten, breed five pairs of two kumquats to make fifteen, and so on! It's worth a try, and we could outnumber the evil kumquats with our good kumquats and start a kumquat war!

Now, hold on. We don’t need a full on war between two races of kumquats. Think of the devastation that war can cause all across the Scratch forums!

————————————————- :: hat block :: #B08020
ACID GUN <Kumquat-Proof Acid Dart ;——;; :: pen> :: #A0701A
 :: cap block :: #906A10

This thing can actually corrode kumquats. We can use these to attack kumquats without having to declare war.

Good plan, but what if they retaliate? Then we might have a Scratcher-kumquat war declared by the kumquats. The relations have never been that good anyway, but as TheOneSage said, we don't want a war. We need a friendly way of getting rid of the evil kumquats that doesn't cause an all-around war…

Maybe we should repurpose that yeeted kumquat-proof signature of TheOneSage as a trap for the evil kumquats hen imprison them before they can retaliate. I made that signature spinner, remember? It meant they couldn't grab the signature. Now, as Triton2009 claimed,

Triton2009 wrote:

The kumquats have now adapted to eat kumquat-proof signatures. Maybe this is because they reproduce every minute.

but we are unsure if the kumquat-proof signatures include TheOneSage's. I think the plan could work if we test that out. TheOneSage, do you know when, where and what direction your signature was thrown. From there we can begin a search presuming the kumquat was a Rutaceae kumquat which can throw signatures about twenty to twenty-two miles at their regular power. However, we understand that it was yeeted with all of the kumquat's strength, as shown below:

TheOneSage wrote:

It has appeared that a certain vile citrus fruit of kumquat was unable to consume my signature, so it gathered all of its strength and threw it as far as the eye can see.

and a kumquat's eating capabilities while throwing are reduced by about 60% meaning that about 60% of the kumquat's strength is usually used. We know this from the famous Japonica study, ten years ago, when we discovered that a Rutaceae kumquat has one muscle, which provides it with its strength, and that muscle is used for both eating and throwing. So throwing a signature will hinder its ability to eat by 60%, so we need to calculate the distance it travelled if thrown at full capacity, which would be 33 miles. So now we know that, we can figure out where to search! A page of a topic is about a mile, by the way, so if we know the topic the signature was yeeted in we can figure out where the signature is on the forums!

Mozboz wrote:

QuaticB- wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

Mozboz wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

-snipped breeding signature intolerant kumquats-

Well, here's another idea. If we can breed kumquats…

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Just don't destroy the evil kumquats in my signature, they have been trained to protect my signature and is made out of diamonds.

…why can't we try and see if there's a breed of good kumquats? Breed kleemiya's kumquats (ooh that's a good couple of words) and if we isolate the resultant kumquat to be raised by and only meet kleemiya's kumquats, they'll be good by nature! Then we've got three. Breed again, we've got four, breed two pairs of two kumquats to make six, three pairs of two to make nine, breed one pair and make ten, breed five pairs of two kumquats to make fifteen, and so on! It's worth a try, and we could outnumber the evil kumquats with our good kumquats and start a kumquat war!

Now, hold on. We don’t need a full on war between two races of kumquats. Think of the devastation that war can cause all across the Scratch forums!

————————————————- :: hat block :: #B08020
ACID GUN <Kumquat-Proof Acid Dart ;——;; :: pen> :: #A0701A
 :: cap block :: #906A10

This thing can actually corrode kumquats. We can use these to attack kumquats without having to declare war.

Good plan, but what if they retaliate? Then we might have a Scratcher-kumquat war declared by the kumquats. The relations have never been that good anyway, but as TheOneSage said, we don't want a war. We need a friendly way of getting rid of the evil kumquats that doesn't cause an all-around war…

Maybe we should repurpose that yeeted kumquat-proof signature of TheOneSage as a trap for the evil kumquats hen imprison them before they can retaliate. I made that signature spinner, remember? It meant they couldn't grab the signature. Now, as Triton2009 claimed,

Triton2009 wrote:

The kumquats have now adapted to eat kumquat-proof signatures. Maybe this is because they reproduce every minute.

but we are unsure if the kumquat-proof signatures include TheOneSage's. I think the plan could work if we test that out. TheOneSage, do you know when, where and what direction your signature was thrown. From there we can begin a search presuming the kumquat was a Rutaceae kumquat which can throw signatures about twenty to twenty-two miles at their regular power. However, we understand that it was yeeted with all of the kumquat's strength, as shown below:

TheOneSage wrote:

It has appeared that a certain vile citrus fruit of kumquat was unable to consume my signature, so it gathered all of its strength and threw it as far as the eye can see.

and a kumquat's eating capabilities while throwing are reduced by about 60% meaning that about 60% of the kumquat's strength is usually used. We know this from the famous Japonica study, ten years ago, when we discovered that a Rutaceae kumquat has one muscle, which provides it with its strength, and that muscle is used for both eating and throwing. So throwing a signature will hinder its ability to eat by 60%, so we need to calculate the distance it travelled if thrown at full capacity, which would be 33 miles. So now we know that, we can figure out where to search! A page of a topic is about a mile, by the way, so if we know the topic the signature was yeeted in we can figure out where the signature is on the forums!

It has been discovered that the evil kumquats know of this thread and are evolving very rapidly to remove their weaknesses. Now, the evil kumquats have thousands of muscles.

Mozboz wrote:

QuaticB- wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

Mozboz wrote:

TheOneSage wrote:

-snipped breeding signature intolerant kumquats-

Well, here's another idea. If we can breed kumquats…

kleemiya_the_furball wrote:

Just don't destroy the evil kumquats in my signature, they have been trained to protect my signature and is made out of diamonds.

…why can't we try and see if there's a breed of good kumquats? Breed kleemiya's kumquats (ooh that's a good couple of words) and if we isolate the resultant kumquat to be raised by and only meet kleemiya's kumquats, they'll be good by nature! Then we've got three. Breed again, we've got four, breed two pairs of two kumquats to make six, three pairs of two to make nine, breed one pair and make ten, breed five pairs of two kumquats to make fifteen, and so on! It's worth a try, and we could outnumber the evil kumquats with our good kumquats and start a kumquat war!

Now, hold on. We don’t need a full on war between two races of kumquats. Think of the devastation that war can cause all across the Scratch forums!

————————————————- :: hat block :: #B08020
ACID GUN <Kumquat-Proof Acid Dart ;——;; :: pen> :: #A0701A
 :: cap block :: #906A10

This thing can actually corrode kumquats. We can use these to attack kumquats without having to declare war.

Good plan, but what if they retaliate? Then we might have a Scratcher-kumquat war declared by the kumquats. The relations have never been that good anyway, but as TheOneSage said, we don't want a war. We need a friendly way of getting rid of the evil kumquats that doesn't cause an all-around war…

Maybe we should repurpose that yeeted kumquat-proof signature of TheOneSage as a trap for the evil kumquats hen imprison them before they can retaliate. I made that signature spinner, remember? It meant they couldn't grab the signature. Now, as Triton2009 claimed,

Triton2009 wrote:

The kumquats have now adapted to eat kumquat-proof signatures. Maybe this is because they reproduce every minute.

but we are unsure if the kumquat-proof signatures include TheOneSage's. I think the plan could work if we test that out. TheOneSage, do you know when, where and what direction your signature was thrown. From there we can begin a search presuming the kumquat was a Rutaceae kumquat which can throw signatures about twenty to twenty-two miles at their regular power. However, we understand that it was yeeted with all of the kumquat's strength, as shown below:

TheOneSage wrote:

It has appeared that a certain vile citrus fruit of kumquat was unable to consume my signature, so it gathered all of its strength and threw it as far as the eye can see.

and a kumquat's eating capabilities while throwing are reduced by about 60% meaning that about 60% of the kumquat's strength is usually used. We know this from the famous Japonica study, ten years ago, when we discovered that a Rutaceae kumquat has one muscle, which provides it with its strength, and that muscle is used for both eating and throwing. So throwing a signature will hinder its ability to eat by 60%, so we need to calculate the distance it travelled if thrown at full capacity, which would be 33 miles. So now we know that, we can figure out where to search! A page of a topic is about a mile, by the way, so if we know the topic the signature was yeeted in we can figure out where the signature is on the forums!

I was editing my signature and a kumquat snuck upon me and attempted to consume my signature, but was likely signature-intolerant so it threw it all the way from the page where you edit your signature. Perhaps it’s somewhere across the forums, but I likely wouldn’t start a search for it since it wasn’t kumquat-proof and the kumquat that threw it was most likely signature-intolerant.

BREAKING NEWS: Signature-intolerant kumquats are now dying at a very fast rate. Natural selection seems to favor the signature-tolerant kumquats.

Triton2009 wrote:

BREAKING NEWS: Signature-intolerant kumquats are now dying at a very fast rate. Natural selection seems to favor the signature-tolerant kumquats.

Quickly, let’s track down that one signature-intolerant kumquat and breed it!

Do you read or play ‘'The Evil Kumquat Scientists’' outside of Scratch?

I'ma build a Kumquat Sword.

This can slice evil kumquats to oof

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