Have you ever wanted to time travel back in time to April Fools of 2023?!?!? Well, you're in luck, because my latest project lets you do just that!!

If the project won't load on your computer, or you're looking for a specific topic/post that I hadn't screenshotted, below is a list of all the posts that were archived on wayback that I could find so far. If I find the titles of any that aren't archived, they'll be listed in red. Note that just because a certain number of pages were archived does NOT mean that the page was archived when full, so posts may still be missing.

Announcements
Rules still apply (1 page)
We are deleting Scratch 3! (1 page)
Scratch is now an imageboard. (2 pages)
STOP POSTING POLLS (1 page)
** All April Fool’s Day Forum Posts Here ** (1 page)
April Fool's Day 2023 on the Forums (1 page)
WARNIN: Scratched projects founhd (674472)
This will get stickied just because it will (674785) (Screenshots available in my archival project)

New Scratchers
welcom to scratch (673617)

Help with Scripts
Help me (673630)

Show and Tell
Scratch Cat with an S.D.M.G. (1 page)
Visit Carmes Inc’s basement, exclusive 31st March-2nd April! (1 page)
The new HeOS Version! (1 page)
PLAY MY HOMESTAR GAEM (1 page)
hurricane creator (674844)
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Ported To Scratch! (674702)
top cinco reasons my game should be played (674787)
WATCH MY PROJECTS ON DISNEY+ (674107)
New April Fools Animation!! (674768)

Requests
✨ᴛʜᴇ ᴊɪᴀꜰᴇɪ ᴘʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴇ✨ (pages 1-2 & 8)
~ An0therRand0mC0der’s Forbidden Shop (CLOSING SOON!!! 50% OFF FOR ALL ITEMS!!!!!!!) ~ (2 pages)
Bring my dad back (1 page)
Buying Sticks | Anyone Can Sell | Price For Discussion | Any Sticks Are Accepted (1 page)
I Need Help With April Fools! (Not a joke topic) (1 page)
(STICKY THIS PLS!) Caroix's Life Shop! (1 page)
The Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk Shop! [NOW HIRING!] (674563)
Now hiring and open;|iLegal hut! | Premium illegal stuff! | (April fools varient) (674434)

Questions About Scratch
Where is the bathroom? (1 page)
What do I do if I get this popup? (4 pages)
Do Scratch’s servers run on brassicas yet? (1 page)
Where did the flying hippo sprite go? (9 pages)
What is 1+1 (1 page)
WHERE CAT BLOCKS!?!?!?!?!? (1 page)
Guys guys how do I anger scratch team (3 pages)
Am I a cat boy? [Serious] (2 pages)
Sticky: Guide to Stickys (1 page)
PLZ HELP!!!!! (1 page)
How do i eat scratch cat (2 pages)
Question, where’s my dad? (7 pages)
Does srcatch cat has abs? (3 pages)
Ryo4y94oybR - 99 (1 page)
I kinda need your help with something. (1 page)
Sheesh, Scratch Costs money now? (1 page)
strange cylindar found in scratch server room (2 pages)
Poll: Should we cancel ADFSSQBHGTE forum? (1 page)
Is it just me, or do I notice a new section called “Featured Dangoes” on the home page? (1 page) (I'm not linking this because someone breaks the extension policy but it is archived.)
No April Fools? (673660)
what does coding mean? (673647)
Scratch doesn't use interrobangs yet‽ (673615)
Scratch foundation in OHIO?! (673767)
How do I create a game without costumes or sounds? (673766)
why is jeff following me D: (673758)
I accidentally walked through a wall and landed in this weird maze. What should I do??? (673733)
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME! (673626)
can scratchh exist in real life??? (673581)
Why is everything getting stickied (674846)
I GOT STICKIED FOR POSTING A STUPID SEMICOLON??? (674859)
a question (674738)
Gobo's origin color story (674704)
4.0? (673693)
Scratch keeps censoring numbers? (674697)
What should I do? (674700)
Which April Fools topic is your favorite? (674713)
How Do I Create a Scratch Account? (674463)
help me (674698)
Do catblocks exist on forums? (674652)
It was a mistake i swear :pensive: (674679) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
How (674739)
What is going on with my Scratch? (674751)
How how to make add numbers (673741)
how do i (673726)
QUESTION!!?? (673723)
One Question…. (673715)
how do i stop my duck from causing world war 3? (673702)
I keep on hearing about this user called “griffpatch”, but that user doesn't seem to exist! (673641)
How many energy units do forum posts generate? (673631)
Scratch 4.0 when??? (673786)
Where's Jim (673774)
How do you get into forums? (673677)
How do I create a scratch account? (673664)
How to make a block that bans people? (673628)
How to create a topic? (673623)

Suggestions
Remove the forums for NanoGPT (1 page)
Resize Sprite (1 page)
For the duration of April Fools, extend the 60-second rule to 172,800 seconds (1 page)
Replace the front page with Never Gonna Give You Up video (1 page)
make a button to burn everyone in lava (1 page)
Fix the Scratch Royale balancing already (3 pages)
New ULTRA REALISTIC Scratch cat vector design (1 page)
Turn All Forumers Into Marketable Plushies (11 pages)
Remove all blocks as they all have workarounds (6 pages)
Set the Music Extension Back to the Caveman Days (1 page)
we did it (1 page)
The Revised List of Rejected Suggestions (7 pages)
Declare War on Every Country on Earth (2 pages)
Put vib ribbon in a bathtub (2 pages)
Make Scratch black and white / greyscale (2 pages)
Ban SCRATch cat (1 page)
Make Scratch editor only operate when all of these conditions apply (1 page)
Ban these numbers! (1 page)
Add an odor extension (1 page)
remove remix and see inside button (1 page)
Lock account creation and account deletion. (1 page)
Remove custom blocks (1 page)
Add Scratch Homework (2 pages)
Change scratch name to rub (1 page)
Sell Scratch brand laboratory glassware (1 page)
Ban all scratch users from touching grass (1 page)
end AFD right now (1 page)
Scratch Candlelit Dinner Simulator (1 page)
Set default language to meow (1 page)
Force everybody to be a furry (page 3)
“Launch Missile” button (1 page)
Make the Scratch buildings from last year real (1 page)
Immersive Projects (1 page)
Replace the mascots with Garfield characters (2 pages)
Rename ðe forums to ðe beautiful naming scheme used in ðis very forum (1 page)
The Complete AFD Scratch Workaround Guide MMXXVIII (2 pages)
Make Peter Griffin the new Scratch logo. (1 page)
Implement The Stick. (2 pages)
Make the whole Scratch upside-down (1 page)
Cambien el gato scratch a scratch perro. (1 page)
Scratch Drip (2 pages)
Ban k0d3rrr & DifferentDance8 (1 page)
OHIO (2 pages)
Rickroll extension (1 page)
Add Itch Cat to Scratch! (2 pages)
BAN THE LETTER SEE, SKRATSH TEAM PLEASE LOOK (2 pages)
Scratch Cat in Smash Bros. [Mock-ups and move set ideas] (1 page)
New Scratch Editor concept! (1 page)
this is why paddlesee should be banned (1 page)
force everyone to become Don-Chan from taiko no tatsujin (1 page)
Remove the forums (See op for more details) (1 page)
Flood the MIT Department with Vegan Peanut Butter Sausages… cuz why not?! (1 page)
Ban the ST (1 page)
Scratch 4 should be written in COBOL (1 page)
Why you should rob a Wendy's today! (1 page)
FIRE GIGA FOR PHIL (1 page)
dèlètè sœmè lèttèrs ænd ædd nèw œnès! (1 page)
Make Meow and Edible Scratch the top languages. (Why is this not stickied) (1 page)
New Buildings in Scratch's headquarters (5 pages)
The Official List of Rub-jected Suggestions (3 pages)
mouse direction (1 page)
Save the turtles (673662)
New language for Scratch (673585) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
Make Scratch OS (673661)
suggestion (673659)
Make Sussy Bee the mascot of Scratch. (673642)
hctarcS ot egaugnal sdrawkcab eht ddA (673650)
Show IP addresses on every profile. (673644)
Change the ? glitch to rickastley. (673656)
Build a Sliverus Statue (673646) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
Rename the advanced topics (673649)
Add dynomike03 to forums (673698)
make me a scratch team menber (673761)
Make Prime 689 CEO of Scratch (673760)
Use FluxBB (673759)
Add scratch pro (673763) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
Official list of approved and implemented suggestions (673734)
Add Block Button (673756)
Reasons to get rid of scratch. (674784)
UNSTICKY EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE SERIOUS AND DIRECTORYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!!!11 (674857)
Turn Scratch into a Kirby game (674734) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
Scratch Senior (674745)
PEPPA PIG RIGHTS (674684)
Guidelines For Awesome Suggestions (674759) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
Fill up the first page with stickies (674792)
Turn Scratch into a Parking (Oversimplified) Site! (674252)
Print block!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (673719)
sticky a sticky (674788)
TEIAAOMTS (674778) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
can we add cloud lists?? (673732) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
squirrel emoji (674714)
Baymax as a scratch sprite! (674715)
6 dimensional Scratch (674448) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
Rebrand “Scratch” to “Garfeild” (674676) (Screenshot now available in my archival project thanks to sled45!)
Suggestion (674710)
Let monstercat beat up Scratch cat for april foooools (673579)
Microwave Scratch Cat (674692)
Throw whoppers at Scratch Cat to celebrate National Whopper Day (674330)
ban the kombucha mushroom people (673569)
Make Scratch cat sing “I'm only human after all” (674592)
Scratch rewritten for Net Yarōze (674781)
Ask projects if they want to be shared (674761)
Convince the Library of Congress to archive a Scratch project in the National Film Registry. (674770)
Rename Scratch to Scratch. (673838) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
Make Scratch PTW (673670)
Stage a revolt against the ST (674526) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
PLSSS MAKE CHEESY PUFFS THE ORANGE BROWN GREEN ORANGE ORANGE JUICE (673611)
Delete TOLORS as it is a list of suggestions (673704)
Platformer Block (673709)
New block suggestion: the "launch a nuclear missile to user []" block (673716)
Add life tutorials that cost $$$! all profit for ME!!!! (673738)
Make Scratch torrent and magnet download extension (673735)
New block (673728)
PROTEST (673700)
Delete Remix and See inside (673720)
hire woodleaf as a scratch team member (673636)
propose NOTHIN' to be featured (673652)
every custom block having a name of undefined and doesnt have any definition (673651)
¡ɐǝpᴉ pooƃ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ollǝH (673638)
Add projects to Scratch (673609)
3d scratch (673648)
the everything block (673621)
I demand scratch 4 (673637)
Close AFD-SSQBHGTE (673627)
Add Mineral Fish as official moderators on Forum (673592)
Implement all suggestions in TOLORS (673605)
Remove dupilycates (673640)
Replace all words with Dookie, Fesh, Idiocy and Rawr (673794)
Add shaun mendez as i skeleton ir i wil hack (673565)
Make it so Scratch has a membership system (673777)
Add pickle rick (673781)
Remove Filter Bot :) (673773)
ADD CHATGPT (673730)
add the evil kumquats into the code editor so they consume the blocks and the code editor (673772)
add kilo to scratch (673752)
Change scratch name. (673711)
Scratch NFTS (673681)
Great suggestions I think should be added to Scratch. (please add them pls) (673703)
An Offer To Help With SPAM and off topics (673707)
Getting rather bored while browsing Scratch's website. Here's how you can fix that. (673701)
MAKE MY DUCK A SCRATCH TEAM MEMBER NOW!!!1 (673687)
make scratch op B) (673699)
New blocks (673697)
UNBAN MY PET DOG (673682)
Convert Scratch to Scratch 2.0 (673688)
Ban Scr*tch (673679)
A new currency for 4.0: Scratchbux (673669)
Ban the letter lufmrah yrev si ti sa (673675)
make mc blaze mascot (673566)
Use a time machine (673560)
TWEE DIMENSINIOL SCWATCH 4 APRUIL FOLLOWS (673599)
Ability to delete other scratcher project (673538)

Bugs and Glitches
something doesn’t feel right (1 page)
–ERRORS ON THIS FORUM - PLEASE SEE AND STICKY!– (1 page)
BUG in Sprite Library (1 page)
OH NOES! ALL THE BREAD IS GONE! (1 page)
Good job ST for adding cat blocks. (673762)
rub is not working PLEASE HELP (673696)
Bugs (673796)
SErVER BUG ALERT (673554)

Advanced Topics
Scratch Tech Tips™ (4 pages)

Things I'm Making and Creating
The Rise of the Rub Empire (3 pages)
Dark Castle: The Complete Series Official Topic (1 page)
Sneak peek at next year's topic (1 page)
(real life) post it paradise (673764)
Images I made for April fools (674716)

Things I'm Reading and Playing
I have a new computer (1 page)
ChatGPT responds to your posts 2: electric boogaloo (14 pages)
Super Mario 64 (674581)
Bing Chat/Bard responds to your posts (674725)

Miscellaneous
2023 AFD time capsule (6 pages)
2022 AFD Time Capsule (1 page)
Jim funeral (1 page)
Scratch 4.0 2023 %100 (ft. some text in another language but I don't wanna break the forums by pasting it…) (1 page)
hi875230163394 won’t pay me for codcast. (1 page)
Forumers write a story. (4 pages)
Forumers write a story. THE SEQUEL (pages 1 & 5)
; (1 page)
The Nintendo DS browser works with Scratch! (1 page)
Scratch errors now plays music videos! (1 page)
[SPOLIER WARNING!] Easter eggs of April fools found (pages 1, 3, & 5)
the OFFICIAL forum tier list (1 page)
Your first post ever. (1 page)
Archiving? (3 pages)
Real of fake? 92% of Scratchers can’t tell… can you? (2 pages)
a (1 page)
10 minutes remain. Final moments gathering. (5 pages)
Scratch has manipulated us and it is too late (1 page)
Quality > Quantity (1 page)
Leaked Scratch Cartoon (MOCKUPS NEEDED) (1 page)
Scratch running on a piece of toast (1 page)
[READ THE ENTIRE OP AND ALL OTHER REPLIES] “Scratch Cat” isn’t real. You are being lied to by the “Scratch Team” (4 pages)
OFFICIAL APRIL FOOLS DIRECTORY 2023 (2 pages)
April fools directory 2: Electric Boogaloo (1 page)
**ABOUT THIS APRIL FOOL FORUM + BUMPING POLICY + RULES + MORE INFORMATION** (1 page)
April Fools Day 2023 - Dictionary (1 page)
ROBLOX STICKS IS THE WORST YOUTUBER EVER (1 page)
Challenge for you!!! (1 page)
I am going full emo. (2 pages)
THE SCRATCH TEAM IS LYING TO YOU!!! (pages 1 & 3)
GUYS (1 page)
evil kumquats lol (1 page)
(removed by moderator - typing is not allowed) (1 page)
how 2 get free energy units!!!111!1!1!!!! (1 page)
There is an evil kumquat behind your screen (1 page)
1 minute (1 page)
It's gone like the video here. (1 page)
I will meow if this gets stickied (1 page)
Look like the end is almost here. (1 page)
The scientific explanation of cheeseburgers (1 page)
It is nearly time… (1 page)
:) (673610)
(removed by apple - please don't shame apples) (673620)
reply to this for free air =D (NO JOKE) (673551)
A tim capsule 2023 (673653)
memes only (673657)
dont you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut (673562)
(removed) (673596)
I ENTERED THE MATRIX (673743)
Gobo accidentally deflated (673754)
Me and my son (673765)
MIKEFALLS IS A FURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 (673739)
You must pay $10 to see this topic. (673731)
Support for the Cray-2 Supercomputer (673749)
HEY APPLE! HEY APPLE HEY APPLE HEY! (673603)
End of April Fools Day in UTC timezones. (674840)
APRIL FOOLS IS ENDING IN A FEW HOURS!!! BRING CHAOS THROUGH THIS LAND!!!!!!! (674879)
st if you sticky this i will eat a microwave pizza (674886)
guys (674750)
guys (674746)
ROLEPLAY B) (674675)
April fools day! (673870) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
Sticky: Do Not Post Cringe (674349) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
[7000+ HRS OF WORK] scratch's big bean burrito (674546)
scratch team is team rocket confirmed (674100)
leaked scratched blocks (674367)
; (674786) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
– What this forum is about – (674782) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
My very badly trained c.ai will respond to any posts on this topic (674403)
THERE IS A NEW MODE (674712)
Everyone wanna be a superstar (674708)
SCRATCH CAT IS A BOT (674705)
LOL IMAGINE_UNICORNS GOT BANNED (674701)
Real (674699)
bro abe is so freaking hot (674780) (Screenshots available in my archival project)
April fools tutorial archive. (674235)
[MAKE THIS A STICKY] Scratch Cat and Scratch Cat Jr. aren't who you think they are. (674511)
YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED HAVE A NICE DAYYY (674752)
The popup is NOT real. (674755)
goyesman (674707)
DjangoBB (673736)
THEY ADDED CATURDAY MODE!!!1!! (673750)
DifferentDance8 is a furry confirmed??? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (673744)
PADDLE2SEE IS ALSO A FURRY!!!11111 (673729)
Valve Developer Repo leak (from January) (673727)
SECRET (673724)
NOOOOOOOOOOO (673712)
[CVSS 10.0] TURBOWARP HACK TAKES OVER SCRATCH SERVERS AND ALL DEVICES CONNECTED TO IT (673768)
COOL FOLLOWER HACK! GET 500 FOLLOWERS! (673695)
HELLO (673564)
My new camera (673619)

If you have archive links to any not included here feel free to post them. I will be updating this topic as I come across any more :)

All content of April Fools posts should be considered a joke and is not to be taken seriously.
Some of the posts linked here contain polls, which is a feature that the Scratch Team did not mean to add to the site. They are preserved here for archival purposes ONLY. Please do not create polls in your posts.

edit:





i um… i think i crashed wayback…
sorry wayback…
edit 2: ok it's back

Okay so I had to edit this again now that someone else found another screenshot, but I swear the timestamp was April 2 02:59:59 (which in my timezone was April 1 11:59:59PM)

NullPointerException: myLife does not exist.

Wow! That is a lot of work right there. Fantastic.

Paddle2See wrote:

Wow! That is a lot of work right there. Fantastic.

Thanks!
I combed through the archives, but a lot of other people helped with the archiving itself

NullPointerException: myLife does not exist.

Okay… It's kind of unnecessarily dramatic that it just so happens to be the stroke of midnight in my timezone as I write this, and if you look at the topic post you'll see that I somehow managed to edit it exactly ONE second prior to midnight for me, meaning that I have *drumroll please…* technically, technically, finished with this during April Fool's Day!!
(I swear I didn't try to get that timestamp on purpose. I wasn't even looking at the clock. I'm honestly kinda shocked it happened that way.)

I'm pretty sure that's all the archives that there are, at least on Wayback. Believe me. I spent too many hours clicking through a RIDICULOUS number of Wayback captures,
and on an unrelated note, have also found out that a., Wayback has a “429 too many requests” error, and b., it is in fact possible for someone to singlehandedly crash Wayback's servers for like a minute,
but the good news is that quite a good amount of topics from last year are now accessible for your viewing pleasure!!
If you have any other archives that I somehow missed, make sure to let me know!!

no, i don't have an archival problem. YOU have an archival problem.

:glances at the 15.48gb folder with all of the sb3s that i'm currently hoarding in case they get unshared:
…yeah okay maybe i have an archival problem but hey, at least this way someone benefits from it :p

NullPointerException: myLife does not exist.

Woah. Unfortunately even with the topics that were archived, not all the posts will be archived (I think when you're logged out, you see an outdated version of the forums).

The Scratch Team could've made the forum visible, but just disabled posting I guess? (or would that not be possible without both disabling new topic creation and individually closing every topic)

Jonathan50 wrote:

Woah. Unfortunately even with the topics that were archived, not all the posts will be archived (I think when you're logged out, you see an outdated version of the forums).

Yep, unfortunately But it's still better than nothing.

The Scratch Team could've made the forum visible, but just disabled posting I guess? (or would that not be possible without both disabling new topic creation and individually closing every topic)

Yeah, I'm not sure if they could even have done that… I mean the forums software honestly may as well be running on a microwave it seems like xD

NullPointerException: myLife does not exist.