fun fact, kaj owns startch.

why did the chicken cross the road. to eat

BigSus2 wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road. to eat

its funny, because its unexpected.

I wonder how long banner jokes can be made? Well I'll try, Scratch is a high-level, block-based visual programming language and website aimed primarily at children as an educational tool, with a target audience of ages 8 to 16. Users on the site can create projects on the website using a block-like interface. Scratch was conceived and designed through collaborative National Science Foundation grants awarded to Mitchel Resnick and Yasmin Kafai. Scratch is developed by the MIT Media Lab and has been translated into 70+ languages, being used in most parts of the world. Scratch is taught and used in after-school centers, schools, and colleges, as well as other public knowledge institutions. As of 15 February 2023, community statistics on the language's official website show more than 123 million projects shared by over 103 million users, over 804 million total projects ever created (including unshared projects), and more than 95 million monthly website visits. I copied and pasted that from Wikipedia, it's just a joke anyway and I don't think they would mind, but wow that's long! Oh wait, its going too far, it's cutting off the screen! OH NOOO!!!

I went to the library the other day and I asked one of the staff if they'd seen a book about Petrov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.
They replied: “Hmmm, it rings a bell, but I'm not quite sure if it's here or not.”

The Scratch Team needs energy units! Donate your energy units now. Donate Units

go press crate or something idk.

“All Antarcticans must confirm they are penguins.”

why are you asking if i'm not a robot, when you're a robot?

Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
He saw a second hand store!

A: Today at school we learned about the dark ages
B: Why were they called dark?
A: Because there were a lot of knights around.

A dog asked her racoon friend: “what is this trash you are watching?”. The racoon replied: “the food network!”.

Why do penguins need a fridge?
To keep warm!

Purrrrr

My friend has a test, she is bad at everything so she cheat her classmate who is good at everything but not mathssssssss….
I will wait until they have done their maths test.

I have a cat which can speak human languge (not me)

I'd tell a joke about beds, but I can't think of one, so I'll sleep on it.

I found the show block but I guess it's hiding right now

Bump.

What sound does a horse make when it is near a condiment? It mayonnaise!
What does the moon do to cut his hair? Eclipse it.