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carter2210 wrote:

Sad dat SCP Gon? Dis is funi FakeCP Foundation i made

Ok this is actually kinda interesting – I might contrib.

dado anyone?

lapisi wrote:

dado anyone?

dado's spider dogs are pretty cool (:

My opinions on SCP authors!
https://www.kapwing.com/videos/635865957ae3d400703b38ee

theres a pokemon scp. warrior cats too.

I love joke scps

when day breaks is still well written to this day

Made some scp doctors in picrew : D

In the mood for writing so write I will! (ps this might suck as I am just brain vomiting over here also king of the page)
“Welp, ain't that a sight,” said former site director jack bright not even resembling a human anymore, if he ever was, now only an oozing pile of flesh indistinguishable from the others that now walk the Earth, if it wasn't for the amulet of course. “Honestly I didn't think I'll be spending my last days with you.” 682 snorted in reply, they weren't as thrilled about this either. “Aw come on. Everyone else is dead, the least you can do is talk to me.” 682 took a second to respond wondering if it was really worth it to converse with someone they once hated so much, “It's a weird feeling, to know that a species you spend your life hating is now gone. I even hastate to say that you are the last survivor.” “Don't worry, I don't consider myself one.” jack said now taking a shape that resembles sitting down to get on 682's level. “Wait wasn't this…” jack cut himself off by starting to dig down “Site 19? Yes, I would think you would recognize it after spending so much time at it.” 682 said in a slightly condescending mater. “What are you even digging for?” “I knew it!” jack said in excitement holding a dirty bottle looking like it was made by a horrible glass blower, that or they had the hiccups. Inside was a blue liquid resembling the look and consistency of nail polish. “Ha ha! My first alcohol! Made this back in my 20s, old bright recipe.” He opened the bottle, and the stench of crab apples slowly wafted over the derating office. “I was saving this for a rainy day but I guess a sunny one counts too” He pointed the bottle toward 682's direction “Care for a drink?” 682 looked at the concoction and then back at jack. "Why would I drink anything made by you? Nonetheless 20-year-old you.“ jack laughed a bit ”Yeah that makes sense, more for me then.“ Jack then started to down the whole thing, the slightly sour taste coating what resembled to be a mouth and throat. ”Woo! Tases like lead and racism.“ ”Aren't you supposed to savor stuff like that?“ questioned 682 ”Nah, you're supposed to down it, that way you don't notice how bad it is.“ jack said answering their question. Jack then started to ‘stand up’ ”Well, time to set myself on fire enjoy your time here I guess" jack started to ‘walk’ away turning back to 682 only to shake away any thoughts in his mind. In the end, it will be only them.

Punch sharks.

ResExsention wrote:

Hey, did you read SCP-3301? It's basically a board/card game made by Dr. Wondertainment. Players basically become sucked into a “pocket dimension” and instead of playing on a table, they play in “real life”. I enjoyed it.

3301 is one of my favorites, too! My favorite SCP overall is 729-J (warning: its page contains swearing).

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findanegg wrote:

dado best character ok

Who's dado? Some meme?

-snip image i can't-

I can see where your cursor is. It's that black line.

What is Dado? That still doesn't tell me anything. Anomalous burger and “France Fry” distributor?

From “page what is for dado hub yes:”

hello yes u have reached dado house of fine pharmaceutical also laundry and tan. please also visit dado short term loan and vhs rental store while in town.

yes i am dado of course purveyor of fine dado business. pls forgive spelling error hamster is often walk about the keyboard and lkaglkja;slfajksdfuk hamstr

oh u r interest in see cat log of valuable remedy? yes i show this 2 u. dado has what fixes the ails in u. pls see cat log below. again sry for any mispells, dado uppercase key broke.

Srry for necropost lol.

last night i had a dream scp 173 was chasing me so i blindfolded it and then it couldn’t see me and therefore couldn’t snap my neck
there’s probably something in the lore that makes this strategy impossible, but i don’t care. i’m not even into scps that much so i have no idea how 173 got into my dreams

hey so I was going to make a joke post where I'd post the memetic kill agent guarding the SCP-001 files because there's information regarding the foundation here, but then I got really curious about where the image even came from, the current one is obviously a fractal just by looking at the file name, but what about the original? where does that come from? do any of you know? because I certainly don't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SCP-5094 gotta be my favorite

Hey, is anyone willing to test my game out? It's pretty early into development and is a SCP CB game, and just wanted to see the opinion of it so far from people in the SCP community.

I don't know if any of you want to know, but the official scp site has replaced DR. jack bright with ellias shaw because admin bright (dr bright's creator) did some non-child-friendly things that I can't say.

akhilendraverma wrote:

I don't know if any of you want to know, but the official scp site has replaced DR. jack bright with ellias shaw because admin bright (dr bright's creator) did some non-child-friendly things that I can't say.

Yeah I've been watching the situation closely, I'll still be using the name jack bright though because 1: the guy the made the name ellias shaw and is pushing for it is (removed by moderator - please don't link to inappropriate sites) also a bad person (not as bad as adminbright btw) and 2: jack bright was taken away from adminbright years ago and I view both as different but I do understand if you prefer to use ellias shaw or don't want to use the character at all