School Computers

cookie_coder04

I just updated my chrome and it made deleting images hard to do and now I have like 50 useless images I saved that I can't delete
also our teacher lectured us on what we should and shouldn't do on school computers and we're not supposed to have images
they said we signed a contract and they didn't even tell us what it was for

MOVED TO @_staticcord

BreadcatGames

i just got spooked by some scareware that made my speakers beep
luckily it didn't install anything

nintendo is my favorite indie company :3 they deserve all my money and i love them and will always buy a $60/yr subscription for 30 year old games!!!

lapisi

hey so before I tell you this story, there are two people involved, the guy sitting next to me in my web design class will be called Shoe and the guy sitting next to Shoe will be called Glue

so Glue installed a custom made python program on Shoe's computer that whenever CTRL+F is pressed it starts playing fart sounds repeatedly and prevents the volume from lowering and now is activating the program every chance he gets

don't forget

by the way MagicCoder330 is hosting a social experiment, I'm curious to see where it goes, please comment on it I want to see what the next phase is

uh… I just reported a project for including a swear word but in typing the report I accidentally reported it as the wrong swear word… well excrement

INSERT-USER_NAME

DifferentDance8 wrote:
INSERT-USER_NAME wrote:
TL;DR: My chromebook made the worst sound I'd heard all year, and i'm actually scared of it now.
Did you record it? I would love to hear that sound. Or, at the very least, was it something like the gba crash sound? [LOUD SOUND WARNING]

I don't remember exactly, but yeah, pretty close to that.

Edit: I have a picture of one of the graphical glitches, the picture quality is pretty bad though as it was taken late at night and I didn't have my phone at the time.

Last edited by INSERT-USER_NAME (March 11, 2023 02:18:09)

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INSERT-USER_NAME

lapisi wrote:
hey so before I tell you this story, there are two people involved, the guy sitting next to me in my web design class will be called Shoe and the guy sitting next to Shoe will be called Glue

so Glue installed a custom made python program on Shoe's computer that whenever CTRL+F is pressed it starts playing fart sounds repeatedly and prevents the volume from lowering and now is activating the program every chance he gets

That's actually quite funny. I wonder if Shoe knows about CTRL+G though.

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-ElectronicArts-

My school had a computer lab and almost all of the computer got pirated version of windows

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heybuddycanigeta

INSERT-USER_NAME wrote:
My chromebook has been having this issue where if I move it the wrong way, it just completely stops working, and apparently, the glitches aren't only visual.

I kid you not when I closed the lid, the worst sound I had heard in a while erupted from this thing's speakers, this thing decided to recreate the dang virtual exorcist, it was as if Vinny from Vinesauce possessed my chromebook and activated his passive.

The sound didn't last for long though, as my fingers practically flew over to the power key and the refresh key to force shutdown the tthing once I realized it didn't stop when I closed the lid.

TL;DR: My chromebook made the worst sound I'd heard all year, and i'm actually scared of it now.

Edit: Even though I absolutely hate talking about personal experiences, I'm keeping this up because I find it funny, also, this is basically just a vent post, as I don't expect technical help from anybody about this, as I'm not sure anything can be done really.

oh god that sounds scary

now i am imagining vinny coming out the chromebook and just screaming.

Last edited by heybuddycanigeta (March 11, 2023 09:31:34)

uhh.

medians

The extensions on my school’s computers also don’t even have a whitelist for their blocking of search filters or results. I tried looking something up, and it got blacklisted because a part of it was an inappropriate term.

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lapisi

INSERT-USER_NAME wrote:
(#6752)
lapisi wrote:
hey so before I tell you this story, there are two people involved, the guy sitting next to me in my web design class will be called Shoe and the guy sitting next to Shoe will be called Glue

so Glue installed a custom made python program on Shoe's computer that whenever CTRL+F is pressed it starts playing fart sounds repeatedly and prevents the volume from lowering and now is activating the program every chance he gets
That's actually quite funny. I wonder if Shoe knows about CTRL+G though.

CTRL+G?

don't forget

by the way MagicCoder330 is hosting a social experiment, I'm curious to see where it goes, please comment on it I want to see what the next phase is

uh… I just reported a project for including a swear word but in typing the report I accidentally reported it as the wrong swear word… well excrement

Comix_2

My School gives us ChromeBooks

Comix_2
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That all you see
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TheSmartGuy1234

Our school computers are so bad the class ends before they load.
Our school computers are so bad I wrote “Our school computers are so bad” without copy and pasting.
Our school computers are so bad my rich friend bought a computer instead of starting a very profitable business because escaping the pain of the school computers was more important than money.
Our school computers are so bad they are the exact opposite of a gaming computer. With proof.

School computer -
Slow
Laggy
Very restricted
Education only
Cheap

Gaming computer -
Fast
Smooth
FREEDOM
Useful for every use
Expensive

BKHaveltYourWay wrote:
k0d3rrr wrote:
TurboWarp isn't blocked on my school Chromebook >:D
My school blocks everything and uses two programs to do so. Legit even the word “unblocked” is blocked

My school WI-fi is so bad they use a program so sketchy it makes Microsoft edge flag every website as a virus and the program “Fortinet” as a virus. Whatever that is.

Last edited by TheSmartGuy1234 (March 15, 2023 06:58:54)

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you use

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No, professionals use

echo 'text' | sudo tee file 1> /dev/null

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BionicBoy554

TheSmartGuy1234 wrote:
Our school computers are so bad the class ends before they load.
Our school computers are so bad I wrote “Our school computers are so bad” without copy and pasting.
Our school computers are so bad my rich friend bought a computer instead of starting a very profitable business because escaping the pain of the school computers was more important than money.
Our school computers are so bad they are the exact opposite of a gaming computer. With proof.

School computer -
Slow
Laggy
Very restricted
Education only
Cheap

Gaming computer -
Fast
Smooth
FREEDOM
Useful for every use
Expensive

Ouch

I’m an animator.
Sub to BarneyHunter12 and use star code mango on Roblox.
These aren’t my channels. I’m just bringing them up.
Here are some joints you can remix.
Fight Euler, Fight John Yellow, Fight Magmere, Fight Hi-Capacity,

A couple of studios I’m in:

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Comix_2

BionicBoy554 wrote:
TheSmartGuy1234 wrote:
Our school computers are so bad the class ends before they load.
Our school computers are so bad I wrote “Our school computers are so bad” without copy and pasting.
Our school computers are so bad my rich friend bought a computer instead of starting a very profitable business because escaping the pain of the school computers was more important than money.
Our school computers are so bad they are the exact opposite of a gaming computer. With proof.

School computer -
Slow
Laggy
Very restricted
Education only
Cheap

Gaming computer -
Fast
Smooth
FREEDOM
Useful for every use
Expensive
Ouch

My School blocks the following things:

The word “Minerals”. Like what???

Minecraft. Kinda self-explanatory

YouTube. Whoever blocked this deserves to be thrown off Mount Everest.

Any non-school related site. Like you need admin permission to access Wikipedia

Comix_2
Professional Idiot by day, nerdy Forumer by night

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It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies and * on TV

But where are those good old fashion values
On which we used to rely!
Lucky, there's a Family Guy!
Lucky there's a man who,
positively can do,
All the things that make us

Laugh and cry!

He's a Family Guy!

BionicBoy554

Comix_2 wrote:
BionicBoy554 wrote:
TheSmartGuy1234 wrote:
Our school computers are so bad the class ends before they load.
Our school computers are so bad I wrote “Our school computers are so bad” without copy and pasting.
Our school computers are so bad my rich friend bought a computer instead of starting a very profitable business because escaping the pain of the school computers was more important than money.
Our school computers are so bad they are the exact opposite of a gaming computer. With proof.

School computer -
Slow
Laggy
Very restricted
Education only
Cheap

Gaming computer -
Fast
Smooth
FREEDOM
Useful for every use
Expensive
Ouch
My School blocks the following things:

The word “Minerals”. Like what???

Minecraft. Kinda self-explanatory

YouTube. Whoever blocked this deserves to be thrown off Mount Everest.

Any non-school related site. Like you need admin permission to access Wikipedia

Minerals
Minerals
Minecraft
Minecraft
That’s probably why

I’m an animator.
Sub to BarneyHunter12 and use star code mango on Roblox.
These aren’t my channels. I’m just bringing them up.
Here are some joints you can remix.
Fight Euler, Fight John Yellow, Fight Magmere, Fight Hi-Capacity,

A couple of studios I’m in:

..Huh? What is that in the distance? It looks like an …orange?..…wait no nO N

Comix_2

BionicBoy554 wrote:
Comix_2 wrote:
BionicBoy554 wrote:
TheSmartGuy1234 wrote:
Our school computers are so bad the class ends before they load.
Our school computers are so bad I wrote “Our school computers are so bad” without copy and pasting.
Our school computers are so bad my rich friend bought a computer instead of starting a very profitable business because escaping the pain of the school computers was more important than money.
Our school computers are so bad they are the exact opposite of a gaming computer. With proof.

School computer -
Slow
Laggy
Very restricted
Education only
Cheap

Gaming computer -
Fast
Smooth
FREEDOM
Useful for every use
Expensive
Ouch
My School blocks the following things:

The word “Minerals”. Like what???

Minecraft. Kinda self-explanatory

YouTube. Whoever blocked this deserves to be thrown off Mount Everest.

Any non-school related site. Like you need admin permission to access Wikipedia
Minerals
Minerals
Minecraft
Minecraft
That’s probably why

I know but why block YouTube??? Like what if teachers want to play a video about Fractions or something

Comix_2
Professional Idiot by day, nerdy Forumer by night

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It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies and * on TV

But where are those good old fashion values
On which we used to rely!
Lucky, there's a Family Guy!
Lucky there's a man who,
positively can do,
All the things that make us

Laugh and cry!

He's a Family Guy!

IMAhomosapien

we have windows laptops at our school, and they LAAG

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ErrorTahr

In my school, we have generic Dell chromebooks. I'm not sure of the exact specs, but the OS just lets us log onto our home accounts. I personally use my chromebook to do work or play games. I personally have found that in most schools, Emupedia's EmuOS can run fine on the chromebooks, but if you'll get in trouble if they find out you went on a blocked page, I wouldn't recommend risking it. It is fun if you want to play some classic games or the windows 8.1 games.

smork alam
Hi I'm risk I'm only really active at school now because I have way too much time on my hands here

Comix_2

ErrorTahr wrote:
In my school, we have generic Dell chromebooks. I'm not sure of the exact specs, but the OS just lets us log onto our home accounts. I personally use my chromebook to do work or play games. I personally have found that in most schools, Emupedia's EmuOS can run fine on the chromebooks, but if you'll get in trouble if they find out you went on a blocked page, I wouldn't recommend risking it. It is fun if you want to play some classic games or the windows 8.1 games.

My school also gives us Chromebooks (In fact I am posting this on mine) but the Web Filter is too extreme. Like it blocks YouTube, a ton of other sites, and the word “Minerals”

Comix_2
Professional Idiot by day, nerdy Forumer by night

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It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies and * on TV

But where are those good old fashion values
On which we used to rely!
Lucky, there's a Family Guy!
Lucky there's a man who,
positively can do,
All the things that make us

Laugh and cry!

He's a Family Guy!

ErrorTahr

Comix_2 wrote:
ErrorTahr wrote:
In my school, we have generic Dell chromebooks. I'm not sure of the exact specs, but the OS just lets us log onto our home accounts. I personally use my chromebook to do work or play games. I personally have found that in most schools, Emupedia's EmuOS can run fine on the chromebooks, but if you'll get in trouble if they find out you went on a blocked page, I wouldn't recommend risking it. It is fun if you want to play some classic games or the windows 8.1 games.
My school also gives us Chromebooks (In fact I am posting this on mine) but the Web Filter is too extreme. Like it blocks YouTube, a ton of other sites, and the word “Minerals”

Minerals. What an odd thing to ban. I'm posting this from my chromebook as well.

smork alam
Hi I'm risk I'm only really active at school now because I have way too much time on my hands here

Comix_2

ErrorTahr wrote:
Comix_2 wrote:
ErrorTahr wrote:
In my school, we have generic Dell chromebooks. I'm not sure of the exact specs, but the OS just lets us log onto our home accounts. I personally use my chromebook to do work or play games. I personally have found that in most schools, Emupedia's EmuOS can run fine on the chromebooks, but if you'll get in trouble if they find out you went on a blocked page, I wouldn't recommend risking it. It is fun if you want to play some classic games or the windows 8.1 games.
My school also gives us Chromebooks (In fact I am posting this on mine) but the Web Filter is too extreme. Like it blocks YouTube, a ton of other sites, and the word “Minerals”
Minerals. What an odd thing to ban. I'm posting this from my chromebook as well.

Its probably because the school also blocks the word “Minecraft” and the filter thinks that you are trying to play MC because
Minerals
Minecraft

Comix_2
Professional Idiot by day, nerdy Forumer by night

NG: ThatOneGuy9623 | YouTube | Profile | Pretendo: 2935-7517-5545 | Nintendo Network: 3497-6286-7233

It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies and * on TV

But where are those good old fashion values
On which we used to rely!
Lucky, there's a Family Guy!
Lucky there's a man who,
positively can do,
All the things that make us

Laugh and cry!

He's a Family Guy!

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