So I'm working on this very difficult game, Nuclear Unicycle, and I have set up a system of taunts. Each time you die, it throws a witty insult or comment at you. This can be based on either how you die, or just a general comment. (Death by Nuke, Death by Falling, or other.)

The issue is, I don't have enough. If you could help me, that'd be great.
Just throw any taunt in a reply to this or a comment on the project. These can be for Death by Nuke, Death by Falling, or a general one. Make sure they're kid friendly, as I wanna taunt people into playing for an hour out of spite, not flag the project. Also make sure there aren't repeat comments in this topic.

Thanks!

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Here are some suggestions,

You lost your balance!
Are you two-tired or not?
Did you hit a rock?
I have a pair of training wheels you could use!
Your chain broke? Right…
Next time, wear a helmet.
The smell of melting rubber…
You're on fire! Literally.

I have more that I'm still working on. Just wondering, what type of credit can I expect to receive?

Radiation is no joke!
Ka-boom!
Gravity.
Keep practicing!
You won't stay down, will you?
Wheel someOne stay alive for over an hour?
What do you mean the unicycle is broken?
Bomb Voyage!
What's this I hear about you hiring a stunt-double?
Maybe look into a new hobby?
Are you having fun yet?

Note: I've tried playing you're game and it is extremely hard! It kept me playing for a while, though.

ArrowCoding wrote:

Just wondering, what type of credit can I expect to receive?

Would you like to be credited in the notes and credits section of the project? (“Some loss quotes by @ArrowCoding”) I can do that if I do add them.

If you are willing to do that, I would love it! I have to get off now, but I will make more for you! By the way, you're coding and art is amazing!

Miscs:

Looks like you're going to need a new unicycle!
That unicycle was brand new!
You're lucky that's not my unicycle you just broke…
If you didn't keep breaking those unicycles, I would show you how to ride one!
Where did you learn to ride a unicycle like that?
Maybe next time, try a tricycle?
Last words: Mayday!

Fallovers:

There's this thing called balance…
Either the wind is really strong today, or you need to keep practicing!
Who knew grass could be so slippery?
Pro tip: Balance is key!
The real nightmare is you riding that thing on a tightwire!
Don't worry, the ambulance is on it's way.
Last Words: I will never fall!

Bombeds:

Maybe try to stay away from the missiles?
What do we call this? Oh yeah. A FALLout!
It might be a while until Hazmat cleans up…
Splat!
The blast radius of an H-Bomb is 5-10 miles!
Last Words: Incoming!