We've all had those “what am I doing with my life” moments. So what better way to cope than to reveal your deepest darkest secrets to total strangers on the internet?

…well, it MIGHT be a good idea.

I'll start: when I was 4 or so, I thought “Merry Christmas” was actually “Married Christmas”, and during school, instead of learning, I spent all my brain power trying to think of which month December would be married to. This is not a joke it is what i genuinely thought please help i don't know how i'm still alive

I eventually came up with November.

B0o0lean wrote:

I'll start: when I was 4 or so, I thought “Merry Christmas” was actually “Married Christmas”, and during school, instead of learning, I spent all my brain power trying to think of which month December would be married to. This is not a joke it is what i genuinely thought please help i don't know how i'm still alive

I eventually came up with November.

I joked about it being “Marry” too, but I knew what I was doing.

Anyway, I said this before, but basically my mom would send me to this friends house, and one time I took one of my iPads. Well, my mom was talking to my friend's mom, and I was watching YouTube while that happened. Well I had my volume to mid-to high, and I was searching for a specific topic. I then clicked on this one video, and then it had the PH intro right when it loaded, and turned down my volume all the way down as fast as I could because of how embarrassed and scared I was. I turned it up after it stopped playing, and commented about it, but I was looking at my mom because I expected not to be alive in 30 seconds and for her to be extremely disappointed, but luckily she and the other mom didn't know it. I think she did hear the sound though since I believe she looked a bit, but I am 99% sure she didn't know since she didn't have a talk with me or anything.

*static*

Okay, the only thing I could remember was that there was this song that I heard ~2016, and as it turns out, I remembered that song all the way from that. And I only just learnt out the title was “tired out”.

medians wrote:

B0o0lean wrote:

I'll start: when I was 4 or so, I thought “Merry Christmas” was actually “Married Christmas”, and during school, instead of learning, I spent all my brain power trying to think of which month December would be married to. This is not a joke it is what i genuinely thought please help i don't know how i'm still alive

I eventually came up with November.

I joked about it being “Marry” too, but I knew what I was doing.

Anyway, I said this before, but basically my mom would send me to this friends house, and one time I took one of my iPads. Well, my mom was talking to my friend's mom, and I was watching YouTube while that happened. Well I had my volume to mid-to high, and I was searching for a specific topic. I then clicked on this one video, and then it had the PH intro right when it loaded, and turned down my volume all the way down as fast as I could because of how embarrassed and scared I was. I turned it up after it stopped playing, and commented about it, but I was looking at my mom because I expected not to be alive in 30 seconds and for her to be extremely disappointed, but luckily she and the other mom didn't know it. I think she did hear the sound though since I believe she looked a bit, but I am 99% sure she didn't know since she didn't have a talk with me or anything.

if i had your luck i probably would be the next jeff bezos

DifferentDance8 wrote:

*static*

Okay, the only thing I could remember was that there was this song that I heard ~2016, and as it turns out, I remembered that song all the way from that. And I only just learnt out the title was “tired out”.

That happened to me for several songs and I learned them like 9-10 years after. Yet I could remember everything I heard.

B0o0lean wrote:

medians wrote:

B0o0lean wrote:

I eventually came up with November.

I joked about it being “Marry” too, but I knew what I was doing.

if i had your luck i probably would be the next jeff bezos

Wow lol if she knew, even if I still was alive, I wouldn’t be here today. If more parents were there, it would of most likely been a different story.
And I think she just though it was loud or something.

medians wrote:

Wow lol if she knew, even if I still was alive, I wouldn’t be here today. If more parents were there, it would of most likely been a different story.
And I think she just though it was loud or something.

whenever you're feeling down, think about the fact that she drop-kicked you onto the moon in an alternate universe, and be grateful you don't live in that alternate universe

medians wrote:

That happened to me for several songs and I learned them like 9-10 years after. Yet I could remember everything I heard.

I could only remember like one line from that particular song.

medians wrote:

#3

You're incredibly lucky!
If I had that happen to me, I probably would've got a scolding.

DifferentDance8 wrote:

medians wrote:

#3

You're incredibly lucky!
If I had that happen to me, I probably would've got a scolding.

If I had that happen to me, I would probably not be typing this post right now.

DifferentDance8 wrote:

I could only remember like one line from that particular song.

medians wrote:

#3

You're incredibly lucky!
If I had that happen to me, I probably would've got a scolding.

That’s what I thought I was going to get, and also other things. I would not be able to explain what actually happened lol

medians wrote:

DifferentDance8 wrote:

I could only remember like one line from that particular song.

medians wrote:

#3

You're incredibly lucky!
If I had that happen to me, I probably would've got a scolding.

That’s what I thought I was going to get, and also other things. I would not be able to explain what actually happened lol

Turns out the entire house and other people who go there had no idea what it was. All adults. WOW. Not sure about their kids though. Almost had a heart attack from that, and I could not speak.
Another thing that happened to me was I accidentally sprayed my eyes with orange juice (mentioned previously), in the cafeteria, but not as bad.

medians wrote:

Turns out the entire house and other people who go there had no idea what it was. All adults. WOW. Not sure about their kids though. Almost had a heart attack from that, and I could not speak.

This is so unrealistic it's somehow realistic

medians wrote:

Another thing that happened to me was I accidentally sprayed my eyes with orange juice (mentioned previously), in the cafeteria, but not as bad.

Once I blew that freeze dried lemon powder or something into my eyes accidentally. I was smelling it and I guess I exhaled too hard because it went flying, and I was hopping around for 10 minutes panicking

I had a nightmare so bad I can't remember it.

The class is “calling the teacher mom”

roofogato wrote:

The class is “calling the teacher mom”

Reminds me of the time we were doing P.E., and there was this mishap or something that happened, so one group (with many boys but only one girl) started trying to decipher who it was. All the males immediately denied it was them, and that left the female to say something, for the whole class to hear:
BLAAAAAMing it on the GIRRRRLLLL, huh? Have some SELF RESPECCCCTTTTT!
I still think about it to this day.

B0o0lean wrote:

medians wrote:

Turns out the entire house and other people who go there had no idea what it was. All adults. WOW. Not sure about their kids though. Almost had a heart attack from that, and I could not speak.

This is so unrealistic it's somehow realistic

medians wrote:

Another thing that happened to me was I accidentally sprayed my eyes with orange juice (mentioned previously), in the cafeteria, but not as bad.

Once I blew that freeze dried lemon powder or something into my eyes accidentally. I was smelling it and I guess I exhaled too hard because it went flying, and I was hopping around for 10 minutes panicking

LOLL I thought they were joking when they didn't know, and one of them thought it was “water level”.
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOMENT THAT I ACCIDENTALLY SAY SOMETHING IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASSROOM. (PROBABLY JUST JINXED IT…)
And that latter thing was worse than mine, and I was just lying to the teachers about what happened in my story.

B0o0lean wrote:

roofogato wrote:

The class is “calling the teacher mom”

Reminds me of the time we were doing P.E., and there was this mishap or something that happened, so one group (with many boys but only one girl) started trying to decipher who it was. All the males immediately denied it was them, and that left the female to say something, for the whole class to hear:
BLAAAAAMing it on the GIRRRRLLLL, huh? Have some SELF RESPECCCCTTTTT!
I still think about it to this day.

LOL
**** GIRL…

Online mode in Toontown Offline, i had a good time on the online servers but most of it was kinda embarrassing and i just stick with offline mode now lol.

should this be in “things im making and creating” if its abt our embarrassing moment?

this title explains my grade 3 self

B0o0lean wrote:

medians wrote:

Wow lol if she knew, even if I still was alive, I wouldn’t be here today. If more parents were there, it would of most likely been a different story.
And I think she just though it was loud or something.

whenever you're feeling down, think about the fact that she drop-kicked you onto the moon in an alternate universe, and be grateful you don't live in that alternate universe

And the alternate universe where it was my dad or something or I was watching it at my own house and… everyone there heard it. Imagine if guests were also at my house. Would be dead in 10 seconds… the alternative universe you described is the one I thought I was about to end up in, and I thought my lifespan was shortened to only 30 more seconds.