Programming Slander Topic

Redstone1080

slander programming things

TrustyRoo

Oh yes, I do in fact want 50 classes and 100 methods to do a very simple task, why thank you Java enthusiasts for such an in depth answer on this amazingly simple topic!

Chiroyce

that moment when [object Object]

JavaScript explaining why typeof NaN is a number

Last edited by Chiroyce (Oct. 18, 2022 16:42:01)

roofogato

(not me laughing at these programming memes while knowing absolutely nothing about programming)

NanoRook

I really hate topics like this because they encourage people to ‘slander’ tools that, no matter what their warts, can be incredibly useful. People hate Java all the time but it's still one of the most used programming languages ever. Same deal with JS, Python, and other languages.

That being said, yes, Java design patterns are stupid and it feels like every OOP language has a different definition of what OOP should be.

TrustyRoo wrote:
Oh yes, I do in fact want 50 classes and 100 methods to do a very simple task, why thank you Java enthusiasts for such an in depth answer on this amazingly simple topic!

what's wrong babe, you've barely touched your ClassFactory.GetClass.SetClass.CreateClass(class) method

uwv

TrustyRoo wrote:
(#2)
Oh yes, I do in fact want 50 classes and 100 methods to do a very simple task, why thank you Java enthusiasts for such an in depth answer on this amazingly simple topic!

TrustyRoo

NanoRook wrote:
I really hate topics like this because they encourage people to ‘slander’ tools that, no matter what their warts, can be incredibly useful. People hate Java all the time but it's still one of the most used programming languages ever. Same deal with JS, Python, and other languages.

That being said, yes, Java design patterns are stupid and it feels like every OOP language has a different definition of what OOP should be.

TrustyRoo wrote:
Oh yes, I do in fact want 50 classes and 100 methods to do a very simple task, why thank you Java enthusiasts for such an in depth answer on this amazingly simple topic!

what's wrong babe, you've barely touched your ClassFactory.GetClass.SetClass.CreateClass(class) method

The point of this topic is for light hearted jokes really, it's not meant to downplay other languages, it's just to poke fun at them.

uwv wrote:
TrustyRoo wrote:
(#2)
Oh yes, I do in fact want 50 classes and 100 methods to do a very simple task, why thank you Java enthusiasts for such an in depth answer on this amazingly simple topic!
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OOP -

TrustyRoo

TrustyRoo wrote:
NanoRook wrote:
I really hate topics like this because they encourage people to ‘slander’ tools that, no matter what their warts, can be incredibly useful. People hate Java all the time but it's still one of the most used programming languages ever. Same deal with JS, Python, and other languages.

That being said, yes, Java design patterns are stupid and it feels like every OOP language has a different definition of what OOP should be.

TrustyRoo wrote:
Oh yes, I do in fact want 50 classes and 100 methods to do a very simple task, why thank you Java enthusiasts for such an in depth answer on this amazingly simple topic!

what's wrong babe, you've barely touched your ClassFactory.GetClass.SetClass.CreateClass(class) method
The point of this topic is for light hearted jokes really, it's not meant to downplay other languages, it's just to poke fun at them.

uwv wrote:
TrustyRoo wrote:
(#2)
Oh yes, I do in fact want 50 classes and 100 methods to do a very simple task, why thank you Java enthusiasts for such an in depth answer on this amazingly simple topic!
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OOP -

Oh the emoji broke the text post, let me rewrite it:

OOP -

Functional -

Procedural -

uwv

TrustyRoo wrote:
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Oh the emoji broke the text post, let me rewrite it:

OOP -
Functional -
Procedural -

OOP -

Functional -

Procedural -

spaghetti code (abstract art) -

NanoRook

uwv wrote:
TrustyRoo wrote:
(#8)
Oh the emoji broke the text post, let me rewrite it:

OOP -
Functional -
Procedural -
OOP -
Functional -
Procedural -
spaghetti code (abstract art) -

using vacuum tubes -

lolecksdeehaha

NanoRook wrote:
uwv wrote:
TrustyRoo wrote:
(#8)
Oh the emoji broke the text post, let me rewrite it:

OOP -
Functional -
Procedural -
OOP -
Functional -
Procedural -
spaghetti code (abstract art) -

using vacuum tubes -

using individual rocks over millennia to program -

applejuiceproduc

lolecksdeehaha wrote:
NanoRook wrote:
uwv wrote:
TrustyRoo wrote:
(#8)
Oh the emoji broke the text post, let me rewrite it:

OOP -
Functional -
Procedural -
OOP -
Functional -
Procedural -
spaghetti code (abstract art) -

using vacuum tubes -
using individual rocks over millennia to program -

Going to the overside of the world with a butterfly, and letting it flap it's wings, which causes a tornado on the other side of the world to form, which does just enough damage for a painting to fall on your keyboard, programming!

PkmnQ

uwv wrote:
TrustyRoo wrote:
(#8)
Oh the emoji broke the text post, let me rewrite it:

OOP -
Functional -
Procedural -
OOP -
Functional -
Procedural -
spaghetti code (abstract art) -

DifferentDance8

NanoRook wrote:
I really hate topics like this because they encourage people to ‘slander’ tools that, no matter what their warts, can be incredibly useful.

I agree with you! The last time I made a topic like this, it ended up getting closed within a matter of hours.

Redstone1080

DifferentDance8 wrote:
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NanoRook wrote:
I really hate topics like this because they encourage people to ‘slander’ tools that, no matter what their warts, can be incredibly useful.
I agree with you! The last time I made a topic like this, it ended up getting closed within a matter of hours.

It's mostly supposed to be lighthearted poking fun at things, not really trash-talking them. That's what slander memes are about and what this topic is about.

All I ask is to not be actually mean. For example, calling Java programmers fat, or something.
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Back on topic.

Me explaining my non-Scratch code to someone else:

DifferentDance8

Redstone1080 wrote:
It's mostly supposed to be lighthearted poking fun at things, not really trash-talking them. That's what slander memes are about and what this topic is about.

Well, still, this helpful post by Paddle2See applies.

DifferentDance8

uwv wrote:
spaghetti code

My code when I write Rust:

MagicCrayon9342

uwv wrote:
spaghetti code (abstract art) -

I believe all my code is in this category, it's spaghetti code but true art.

thisnamewastaken_

This is more of a meme

Last edited by thisnamewastaken_ (Oct. 22, 2022 23:44:29)

BreadcatGames

that moment when -bash pip command not found

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