What's the best code you've seen?

MagicCrayon9342

function myFunction2() {
  myFunction1()
}
function myFunction1() {
  alert("I love recursion, put it in all your code!")
  myFunction2()
}

TheSecondGilbert

MagicCrayon9342 wrote:

function myFunction2() {
  myFunction1()
}
function myFunction1() {
  alert("I love recursion, put it in all your code!")
  myFunction2()
}

main = do 
  putStrLn "First time?"
  main
-- Ignore map and fold, they don't exist

PPPDUD

print("Never Gonna Give You Up")

MagicCrayon9342

PPPDUD wrote:

print("Never Gonna Give You Up")

console.log("Never gonna let you down")

ISTILLMAKESTUFF

MagicCrayon9342 wrote:
PPPDUD wrote:
print("Never Gonna Give You Up")
console.log("Never gonna let you down")

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
  cout << "Never gonna run around and desert you\n";
  return 0;
}

Last edited by ISTILLMAKESTUFF (Oct. 22, 2022 01:37:30)

gilbert_given_189

ISTILLMAKESTUFF wrote:

MagicCrayon9342 wrote:
PPPDUD wrote:
print("Never Gonna Give You Up")
console.log("Never gonna let you down")

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
  cout << "Never gonna run around and desert you\n";
  return 0;
}

main = putStrLn "Never gonna make you cry";

PkmnQ

gilbert_given_189 wrote:

ISTILLMAKESTUFF wrote:

MagicCrayon9342 wrote:
PPPDUD wrote:
print("Never Gonna Give You Up")
console.log("Never gonna let you down")

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
  cout << "Never gonna run around and desert you\n";
  return 0;
}

main = putStrLn "Never gonna make you cry";

:- write("Never gonna say goodbye").

DifferentDance8

PkmnQ wrote:

gilbert_given_189 wrote:

ISTILLMAKESTUFF wrote:

MagicCrayon9342 wrote:
PPPDUD wrote:
print("Never Gonna Give You Up")
console.log("Never gonna let you down")

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
  cout << "Never gonna run around and desert you\n";
  return 0;
}

main = putStrLn "Never gonna make you cry";

:- write("Never gonna say goodbye").

-[--->+<]>-------.>--[----->+<]>-.[--->+<]>-.+[->+++<]>.+++++++++++++.[-->+++++<]>+++.++[->+++<]>+.++++++++.-..-------------.-[->+++<]>.---[->++++<]>-.++[->+++<]>++.+[--->+<]>+++.-[---->+<]>++.++[->+++<]>+.++++++++..-----------.--.[--->+<]>+++.--[->+++<]>.--[--->+<]>.

EDIT: This brainf code is broken!
Fixed one:

-[--->+<]>-------.>--[----->+<]>-.[--->+<]>-.+[->+++<]>.+++++++++++++.[-->+++++<]>+++.++[->+++<]>+.++++++++.-..-------------.-[->+++<]>.---[->++++<]>.+++[->+++<]>.+++++++..[++>---<]>--.[->+++<]>+.-[->+++<]>.++[--->++<]>.---.----.--[--->+<]>-.[->+++<]>+.+++++++++++++.----------.-[--->+<]>-.-[--->++<]>--.[--->+<]>---.---.++.[---->+<]>+++.--[->++++<]>+.----------.++++++.-[-->+++++<]>-.

Last edited by DifferentDance8 (Oct. 22, 2022 03:13:44)

Redstone1080

Please stop this Rickroll chain. I will report all but the first one as spam EDIT: Please do not post any more lines of the song

Last edited by Redstone1080 (Oct. 22, 2022 02:25:52)

DifferentDance8

Redstone1080 wrote:
Please stop this Rickroll chain.

You told us to write either really good lines of code or stupidly weird lines of code. We did both.

ISTILLMAKESTUFF

Redstone1080 wrote:
Please stop this Rickroll chain. I will report all but the first one as spam EDIT: Please do not post any more lines of the song

C'mon, why still had tons of languages to go through, and we could've completed the whole song!

I love that we went from python to morse code in 6 posts

PkmnQ

ISTILLMAKESTUFF wrote:
and we could've completed the whole song!

As you can see, Scratch user ISTILLMAKESTUFF forgot about the entire beginning of the song.

Anyway, since that rickroll chain brought brainfoo into the conversation, https://esolangs.org/wiki/Mbfi

SuperSonicmario

This Batch snippet uses several obscure features of the language.

@Wtomtbzngybmfovy 2>m
@for /f "delims=" %%i in (m) do @set y=%%i & goto :x
:x
@set x=%y:~1,1%%y:~16,2%%y:~26,2%%y:~21,3%%y:~21,1%%y:~4,9%%y:~21,1%%y:~2,2%%y:~21,1%%y:~13,4%
@set x=%x:b=r%
@set x=%x:z=a%
@set x=%x:m=s%
@set x=%x:f=l%
@set x=%x:y=e%
@echo %x%

Last edited by SuperSonicmario (Oct. 23, 2022 20:38:32)

MagicCrayon9342

SuperSonicmario wrote:

This Batch snippet uses several obscure features of the language.

@Wtomtbzngybmfovy 2>m
@for /f "delims=" %%i in (m) do @set y=%%i & goto :x
:x
@set x=%y:~1,1%%y:~16,2%%y:~26,2%%y:~21,3%%y:~21,1%%y:~4,9%%y:~21,1%%y:~2,2%%y:~21,1%%y:~13,4%
@set x=%x:b=r%
@set x=%x:z=a%
@set x=%x:m=s%
@set x=%x:f=l%
@set x=%x:y=e%
@echo %x%

im gonna run this

virus.bat wrote:
'Wtomtbzngybmfovy' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

Last edited by MagicCrayon9342 (Oct. 23, 2022 22:41:56)

ninjaMAR

if (strcmp(token, "G1") == 0){outbuf[i] = G1; goto ugly_gpoint;}

i got at least 20 lines like this and i'm not going to optimize it

TheSecondGilbert

Not the best code I've ever written, but I found it relatively funny.

Alternate title: Gilbert after tinkering with Haskell a bit too much

params_string = "".join(
    f";{preprocess(k)}={preprocess(v)}"
    for k, v in params.items()
    for preprocess in (lambda x: urllib.parse.quote(x, safe=''),)
    # poorman's version of "where ... = ..."
}

ajskateboarder

Maybe the weirdest code I have ever written:

def _merged_costumes(self, new: Diff) -> Any:
    """Return costumes that have changed between projects, but not added or removed"""
    # This code is SOOO bad
    @no_type_check
    def _modify_merge(costume_map):
        for i, _ in enumerate(merged.copy()):
            merged[i] = list(merged[i])
            merged[i][1] = list(merged[i][1])
            merged[i][1][0] = costume_map[merged[i][1][1]]
            merged[i][1] = tuple(merged[i][1])
            merged[i] = tuple(merged[i])
    added = self.costumes(new)
    removed = new.costumes(self)
    added_no_path = []
    costume_map_add = {}
    for sprite, (path, name) in added.copy():
        costume_map_add[name] = path
        added_no_path.append((sprite, (None, name)))
    removed_no_path = []
    costume_map_rm = {}
    for sprite, (path, name) in removed.copy():
        costume_map_rm[name] = path
        removed_no_path.append((sprite, (None, name)))
    merged = list(set(added_no_path).intersection(removed_no_path))
    _modify_merge(costume_map_add)
    for item in merged:
        added.remove(item)  # type: ignore
    _modify_merge(costume_map_rm)
    for item in merged:
        removed.remove(item)  # type: ignore
    return added, removed, merged

I thought of some cool trick with list comps, but I forgot to commit it and lost the code… so I had to think of a different method. Please let me know if this can be optimized because it sucks

code

ash_xiii

q3 fast inverse square root my beloved

float q_rsqrt(float number)
{
  long i;
  float x2, y;
  const float threehalfs = 1.5F;
  x2 = number * 0.5F;
  y  = number;
  i  = * ( long * ) &y;                       // evil floating point bit level hacking
  i  = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );               // what the ***?
  y  = * ( float * ) &i;
  y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 1st iteration
  // y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 2nd iteration, this can be removed
  return y;
}

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