please kind scratchers i am a soon to be orphan originating from the 1830s united kingom not a penny to me name with me mum on the deathbead her final wish was to bring the meow language back i do not know what this means but she told me to come to the 2020s and tell all of you please dont let me mum pass for nothin' she was always told the pearly gates would never accept her kind

i'm sorry kind sir but i cannot go to Brazil, for me family is too poor to afford a good ol' SS and t'wloud be quite risky to stowaway… if you have any other suggestions, please keep me updated!

Sorry, but while Meow was a fun novelty for April Fools, it's not something we can commit to maintaining indefinitely.