killiang333 wrote:

codered56 wrote:

fivehead wrote:

Mario is mental.

First of all. You all think that Donkey Kong is just an evil King Kong like thing don't you?

WRONG.

He used to be under control of Mario, revealed in the prequel called Super Mario Circus. You played as Donkey Kong in Mario's circus. You have to juggle pineapples and avoid fireballs. Whenever you miss a pineapple or get your hand burned Mario scolds you and laughs at you. Oh, don't forget that you are supposed to be balancing on a barrel the whole time. The reason Donkey Kong made this mess is for revenge! In the next games, while you play as Mario, you trap Donkey Kong in a cage to take him away from his baby child. And then you are trying to electrocute and kill Donkey Kong's son also. And what about Wigglers? They are just innocent little bugs that don't bother you at all. And what do you do? Destroy their homes. And then, they get mad at you for that, and for some reason that's wrong? And then you jump on them, which makes them more mad. And when they do that, you kill them.
And what about Yoshis? They raised you when you were a baby and brought you back to your brother. But when Mario's an adult, when he's riding a Yoshi, he PUNCHES it to make it stick out it's tongue. You can even see the Yoshi flinch. And then if you want to get to a higher block, while riding on a Yoshi, you drop it into a pit, too fly higher. There's a lot more still, like what a jerk he is to Luigi, when he admires him, and loves him. Mario doesn't care about him. When you save Mario in one of the games, he just stares right at you and walks away. Not even a thanks. And what about the fact that all of the bricks you break are the people you were supposed to be saving? And another thing, he crushes his enemies. It doesn't seem that bad but could you imagine getting crushed by someone stepping on you? Feeling all your bones be flattened and all of the blood and guts flowing out of you? Now how do you think of it. And lastly, why is Mario in love with every girl in the game. One game it's Daisy, the next is Pearl, the next is whatever that girl's name was you save in Donkey Kong. And a lot of the times, these games are in about the same time.


So, without a doubt, I am pretty sure when I say that Mario has Anti Social Personality Disorder.

actually he doesnt punch yoshi he points his hand forward to direct yoshi but the donky kong part yeah your right

there is no mario circus idiot